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It was so much passion and fervor that she never thought about donuts ever

again.

Ma, that was the worst story yet.

Sophia, what a wonderful story.

That young girl was you, wasn't it?

No, it was Rosalinda Carpaggio.

She was ugly as sin and had nothing better to do with her time.

The point is, Rose, is that sometimes you may crave a donut, but it's because

you haven't had a pepperoni in a while.

But I just had pizza the other day.

A man numbskull.

Oh, Sophia, where are we going to find a man? It's not like they grow

on trees around here.

Flowers for, uh, Rose Nyland?

Oh, come in, come in.

Rose is here.

Flowers for Rose. How fitting.

Here, have a seat.

Okay. Put the flowers down.

Well, don't just stand there, dummy.

Come over here and read your card.

Dear Rose, the last couple days have been absolutely marvelous.

I'm so excited that we have this new special friendship.

Love, Jean.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear? What do you mean, oh, dear?

Yeah, that seemed like a nice message, Rose.

That Jean guy sounds like a good guy. Seems like he really likes you.

And I can see why.

Well, that Jean isn't a guy.

It's not a guy at all.

If it's not a guy, then it's a... He's a woman.

Well, that's nothing to be ashamed of.

A love between two beautiful women, that's a beautiful thing.

Believe me, that's a beautiful type of love.

Well, don't get excited, Sonny. She's not exactly sure she's ready for that

beautiful kind of love just yet.

As a matter of fact, just before you got here, we were just talking about how

she thinks that she needs a man to show her the rope.

Sophia.

Don't say that in front... I'm sorry, what's your name?

It's Joel. Okay, don't need to be saying that in front of Joel.

He's got better things to do than come over here and listen to the ramblings of

an insane old woman.

Actually, I don't.

You don't?

No,

Rose, I don't.

Even I'm surprised how this one worked out.

Well, um, Joel, you're a lovely young man, and I'm sure

you have a lot to do this afternoon. So I'm going to get you a tip, and then you

can get on your way.

I can see why she likes you.

Well, yeah, I am a very generous tipper.

No, Rose.

It's because you're so sweet.

Oh.

Us St. Olaf girls, we're not as sweet as we may

seem.

Oh, dear.

Mm -hmm.

Wow.

Damn. Damn.

Damn.

Thank you.

Ma 'am.

Sorry about that.

And who are you?

I'm Marcus.

I'm a plumber.

Of course you are.

This house puts the handy in the handyman.

It scared the heck out of me.

Do you want a piece of cheesecake?

So, Marcus, you're a handsome young fellow.

Do you get us, us women?

No, ma 'am, I can't say that I do.

You know, you take them out, you show them a good time, you shower them with

praise and adoration.

I buy them shoes.

You buy them roses.

You tell them you like their mother.

You tell them they smell good. You get a tattoo of Hello Kitty holding a balloon

with their name right on your butt.

Maybe that's just me.

The point is, I don't know what in the world to do to make her love me.

Have you tried that whole, you're the most important thing in my lifeline?

Of course I have.

Then I don't know what to tell you.

Tell me about it.

Bill Marcus, what in the world are you doing here at this time of night?

There was another tchotchke.

Hot in the sink.

Seems to happen all the time here.

But Mrs. Devereaux is a valuable client, so we make a point to service her any

time of day or night.

I bet you do.

What about you? I haven't seen you in these parts.

You know, I'm just visiting, but I'm beginning to think that that was a bad

idea.

Take it from somebody who knows.

Matters of the heart are a difficult thing.

You can say that again.

Matters of the heart are a difficult thing.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on. I will not have a beautiful woman

crying in my presence.

You think I'm beautiful?

Of course.

I thought that was the right answer.

No, it was.

Marcus.

Marcus, you're terribly sweet to help an old lady out like this.

Old? Come on.

Who's old? Not you.

Oh, stop.

Go on.

It doesn't take a genius to see that you have a young soul.

Well, I do do Taibo.

And you're a beautiful woman at that.

Oh, no, now you're buttering me up.

I haven't started that yet. Where's the butter?

What am I doing?

What do you mean?

I'm sitting here in the middle of the night, eating cheesecake, crying, and

obviously flirting with the world's only 24 -hour plumber.

That is pretty sad.

The eating cheesecake and crying part, not the plumber part.

Well, if you hadn't heard, I'm usually not into people with your type of

plumbing.

Thought we agreed women were a pain.

No, they are.

I know.

Well, those are awfully nice.

And hard.

Thank you.

I don't usually go for guys.

But seeing that I'm sitting here eating cheesecake and as upset as I

am.

All you women talk way too much.

Mmm.

Struck my cock while you

Oh.

Yes ma 'am

Oh, fuck me.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah? Fuck.

I don't like that shit.

Yeah.

You fucking cocky me.

Uh -huh.

We'll be right back.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah, baby. Yeah, fucking give it to me.

Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Give me that fucking cock.

Yeah.

There you go. There you go.

Like this.

Fuck. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

God damn it.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

You show me sex.

Show me what sexy looks like.

Oh.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Excuse me.

I fucking like it. I fucking like doing it.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Yeah.

Yeah, take it. Yeah, take it. Just take that fucking shit.

Yeah, fucking take that shit. Mm -hmm.

Oh. Oh, God. It's deep.

Oh. Oh.

Oh,

God. It's so deep. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh, God. You're fucking deep, really.

Oh, Jesus.

Yeah. Yes. Yes.

Oh my God, that's the fucking hardest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life.

Oh! Oh, shit!

Oh!

Not fucking much. I do.

Yeah, I do.

Uh -huh. Yeah, you're gonna give it to me? Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Uh -huh. Yeah.

Give me that cum.

Yes,

come on.

Make my fucking car come with that pussy. Make my fucking car come with

pussy. Yeah, fucking shit.

Fucking take it. Yeah, take it. Yeah. Yeah, fucking take it. Give it to me.

Oh, my God.

You had my midnight snack.

No, not that.

Him. You.

You harlot.

Blanche, I am so sorry. I know what this looks like.

Oh, I know exactly what it looks like.

I know what it is.

Now, I would expect this kind of trick from an underhanded person like myself,

but not from somebody like you.

I am so sorry, Blanche. I don't know what came over me. I mean, I was sad,

was a cheesecake, and then his arms, and... I am so sorry, Blanche.

What is going on out here?

What's going on?

I'll tell you what's going on.

Seems your little girlfriend here really isn't into girls after all.

She's letting the plumber snake her bike.

True?

Yes. Yes, it is.

Harlot.

I don't know what to say.

I'm so sorry, Rose. I don't know what came over me. I was confused.

And I was sad, and you know what? I'm not confused anymore.

And you helped me with that.

Now I think I could be happy with a good, hard man.

Wow, Jean.

This is great. It means you're straight.

No, it means I'm bi.

Oh. Well, I didn't know you were leaving so soon.

But why?

No, Rose, no. I'm bisexual.

And I've got two days left, and I'm going to make the most of it. I'm going

find every stranger that's a man or a woman, and I'm going to have sex with

from here to Fort Lauderdale.

And it's all because of you, Rose.

Oh, dear.

She better not try to take the garage door repairman.

He's mine.

Well, I don't know about him, Blanche, but I'm pretty sure she just took your

robe.

What's going on in here?

Oh, I'm too old for this. I have got to say.

What's going on out here? I'm trying to get my laundry done.

Who does chores this late at night?

Late at night. I'm retired. It's 4 o 'clock in the morning here in Miami.

I'm trying to get my laundry done before the 6 a .m. lunch special at Denny's.

Now back to doing laundry.

It's Laundra, actually.

Time to make the donuts.

Watch getting those out, huh?

You like that?

I do.

Get your head in there.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, dirty little girl.

Look at that face.

Big fucking titties. You like to play with them? Yes.

Take it off,

baby. I can't fucking get it off. I have these hard things.

You can't get it off? I can get you off.

I know you can.

Don't fucking touch it. That's mine.

Okay.

I like how you agreed to everything I say.

Flip over.

Yes, ma 'am. Pretty ass.

Put my fucking big titties on your ass.

Yes. Yeah?

Yes.

Let me

taste Sweden.

Oh, it's so rotten.

You're gonna make my pussy pout. I'm gonna make a big

fucking pussy.

I want them. I want them.

Got some for me?

Big for it.

Please. I like that. Pretty please.

Oh yeah, let me taste it.

Right down here.

Feed it to me.

Now give me some pussy.

Come on.

Beat it, Tia.

Such a dirty girl.

Three fingers.

You want to share it?

Let's put it between yours.

My baby.

Let me just

talk to you. Yeah?

Yeah.

Which way do you want me?

You want it? Mm -hmm.

Are you going to feed it to me?

Fuck yeah, I am.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Here we go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I'm going to fucking jam you so hard with it. You're going to fucking cum.

You're going to fuck me hard.

Did you deliver it and feed it to me?

Open your mouth.

Ow. Be the fucking good girl you are.

Keep it open.

You fucking make me cry.

Look at that hot pussy face

You're that type.

face down there.

Get your ass back up here.

Get your ass back up here.

Get that ass back up here.

Get that ass up here.

The toy's going back in, baby.

Yeah, I'm going to get some more to me.

Yes.

to the pearls.

Oh, you're teasing me now? Mm -hmm. Put it in already.

Yeah? Yes.

Mm -hmm.

That girl fitted me.

Yeah. Fuck me with it. Like that?

Yeah. Fuck me with it. Mm -hmm.

Now you're just messing with me.

happened. It was a beautiful thing.

I'm just so happy that you're you.

There's so much of you inside of me.

I hope that part of me is inside of you too.

Every time your door unlocks, I'll be standing there.

to blow you away I'm just so happy that you're you