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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,040 That's so funny. 2 00:00:30,860 --> 00:00:31,860 Hmm. 3 00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:01,190 Hello. You are not going to believe this. 4 00:21:01,450 --> 00:21:02,630 Guess what I'm doing right now. 5 00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:07,130 I don't know. You're watching The Matrix and jerking off to the thought of a man 6 00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:09,530 in a dress co -directing you? No, numbskull. 7 00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:13,070 Remember that hot girl from work I was telling you about from the science lab? 8 00:21:13,170 --> 00:21:14,290 The one that wasn't my type? 9 00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:18,510 Well, she's lying in my bed right now as we speak, and she's horny, and she's 10 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,910 about to ski off to fall on the wide world of Howard. 11 00:21:21,370 --> 00:21:22,570 The formula worked? 12 00:21:23,590 --> 00:21:27,650 Precisely. I took her back to the lab and, uh, let her drive the Mars rover. 13 00:21:27,930 --> 00:21:28,909 You did what? 14 00:21:28,910 --> 00:21:29,849 You heard me. 15 00:21:29,850 --> 00:21:32,950 I took her to the bodega to get a six -pack, and I told her what she wanted to 16 00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:36,370 hear. I said, here's the keys to the rover, and here's the keys to the club 17 00:21:36,370 --> 00:21:39,430 the steering wheel. You let her drive around in a NASA Mars rover? 18 00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:43,850 Yeah, and everything went great until she ran that bus full of nuns right off 19 00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:44,850 the road. 20 00:21:45,410 --> 00:21:49,550 Anyway, we're here now, and we're about to do the dirty deed, so I thought I 21 00:21:49,550 --> 00:21:52,810 would just call you two losers and let you know that I'm about to boldly go 22 00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:54,130 where no geek has ever gone before. 23 00:21:54,850 --> 00:21:55,850 Howard, honey. 24 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,800 I'm all wet, and I'm bored of playing with your toy dinosaur. 25 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:02,700 I gotta go. 26 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,980 So, my little chicks is all ready for the kosher salami, huh? 27 00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:11,520 Ready for Howard's summer sausage? 28 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,720 Howard! 29 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,940 What's going on down here? 30 00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:19,460 Uh, nothing, Ma. Just have a friend over. 31 00:22:24,950 --> 00:22:27,210 No, Ma, just trying to do some work down here. 32 00:22:29,030 --> 00:22:30,030 Ma, 33 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,770 for God's sake, I'm 27 years old. 34 00:22:34,790 --> 00:22:36,270 And it's not even a school night. 35 00:22:39,130 --> 00:22:40,830 Anyway, where were we? 36 00:22:41,990 --> 00:22:44,130 I think we were right here. 37 00:22:49,290 --> 00:22:51,630 Why don't you stand up? 38 00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:56,260 Let me in. Let me in. 39 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,100 Hmm. 40 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,080 Oh, puppy. 41 00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:51,540 Puppy. 42 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:37,960 Heidi, 43 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:39,720 I never knew you. 44 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,140 What's to say there, Astro Boy? 45 00:47:57,620 --> 00:47:58,620 Oh. 46 00:48:00,940 --> 00:48:01,940 Hello. 47 00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,180 So, what are you going as for Comic -Con? 48 00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:09,640 I don't know. I haven't really thought about it. 49 00:48:11,020 --> 00:48:12,260 You didn't think of it yet? 50 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:13,800 Really? 51 00:48:15,180 --> 00:48:16,760 It's that sarcasm again. 52 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,440 No, I just haven't decided yet. 53 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:24,160 But we're going over there this afternoon, after you get off work. Don't 54 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,380 think that's kind of important? 55 00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:30,040 Yeah, but if I don't figure it out, I'll just go with myself, okay? 56 00:48:30,540 --> 00:48:32,920 Why would you want to go? That's a college dropout. 57 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:37,460 What did you say? 58 00:48:38,220 --> 00:48:39,220 Oh boy. 59 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:40,500 That is not what you said. 60 00:48:41,220 --> 00:48:46,520 And for your information, Lynn nerd, the only reason I'm going to this geek fest 61 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,820 is because I wanted to spend time with you and get to know you a little better. 62 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:53,000 So maybe you'd take your head out of your comic books and put it between my 63 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,340 legs. But instead, you can shove it up your ass. 64 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,980 And one more thing, I'm not going to Comic -Con with you now or ever. 65 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:15,760 That seemed to go well. 66 00:49:17,140 --> 00:49:18,680 See, I can do Stargarden too. 67 00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:27,880 And then the girl dressed up like a zombie and then she wanted to eat my 68 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:29,840 So I told her my brains are in my pants. 69 00:49:39,860 --> 00:49:40,860 Slutty Leia. 70 00:49:41,940 --> 00:49:42,940 Hey, guys. 71 00:49:43,340 --> 00:49:45,000 Hi. Howard, 72 00:49:45,940 --> 00:49:47,460 what are you dressed as? 73 00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:49,500 Ninja Hefner. 74 00:49:50,140 --> 00:49:52,500 Banging bunnies and kicking silently. 75 00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,500 Want to touch my nunchuck? 76 00:49:57,500 --> 00:50:00,360 What are you supposed to be, Father Time? 77 00:50:03,020 --> 00:50:04,440 Thou shall not pass. 78 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,260 Oh, Moses. 79 00:50:10,620 --> 00:50:11,820 So how was the show? 80 00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:16,780 It was great until Sheldon got into a fight with an 11 -year -old over the 81 00:50:16,780 --> 00:50:17,840 origins of Yoda. 82 00:50:18,460 --> 00:50:20,300 Isn't that the second time this week? 83 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,560 They were behaving like children. 84 00:50:23,210 --> 00:50:24,450 Because they were children. 85 00:50:28,650 --> 00:50:31,210 The show would have been a lot better if you would have came. 86 00:50:35,170 --> 00:50:36,590 Why are you wearing that? 87 00:50:37,790 --> 00:50:38,890 I did it for you. 88 00:50:42,550 --> 00:50:45,850 Look, I'm really sorry about what I said earlier, Penny. 89 00:50:47,230 --> 00:50:51,830 Sometimes I just don't think before I speak, you know? 90 00:50:53,290 --> 00:50:54,290 It's okay. 91 00:50:55,770 --> 00:50:57,510 I'm really sorry that I overreacted. 92 00:50:59,130 --> 00:51:04,130 Well, what do you say you come with us tomorrow back to the show? It's the 93 00:51:04,130 --> 00:51:07,730 second day, and I'm sure Brad will still be there. 94 00:51:09,330 --> 00:51:11,270 Well, I say sure. 95 00:51:12,030 --> 00:51:15,550 But first, why don't you come to my room and tell me why you're dressed like 96 00:51:15,550 --> 00:51:16,550 Sonny Bono. 97 00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,040 Oh, no, it's Super Mario. 98 00:51:32,420 --> 00:51:33,420 Darken. 99 00:52:26,890 --> 00:52:27,890 Thank you. 100 00:52:38,070 --> 00:52:39,070 Thank you. 101 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:04,040 um um 102 00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:42,580 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, 103 00:53:45,860 --> 00:53:51,360 my God. 104 00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,880 um um 105 00:54:46,330 --> 00:54:50,850 You are my 106 00:54:50,850 --> 00:54:54,930 only hope. 107 00:54:56,490 --> 00:54:58,950 You are my only hope. 108 00:55:24,330 --> 00:55:25,330 So hard in the throat. 109 00:55:58,480 --> 00:55:59,480 Uh -huh. 110 00:56:41,509 --> 00:56:44,310 um um 111 00:57:09,930 --> 00:57:11,210 Oh, fuck. 112 00:57:11,870 --> 00:57:13,190 Oh, yeah, yeah. 113 00:57:13,450 --> 00:57:18,210 Oh, my 114 00:57:18,210 --> 00:57:21,850 God. Oh, my God. 115 00:57:22,610 --> 00:57:23,610 Fuck. 116 00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:27,750 Yeah, 117 00:57:28,470 --> 00:57:30,390 yeah, look at myself like that. 118 00:57:30,590 --> 00:57:31,590 Oh, yeah. 119 00:57:46,419 --> 00:57:49,420 You don't want to... 120 00:58:18,350 --> 00:58:19,350 Oh god. 121 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:09,720 We'll be right back. 122 01:00:27,330 --> 01:00:30,970 That was good. 123 01:01:12,859 --> 01:01:16,500 You put me so deep. 124 01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,760 um um 125 01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:38,000 Yeah. Oh, 126 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:54,180 yeah. 127 01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:55,720 Yeah. 128 01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:25,560 Oh my god, yeah Oh 129 01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:30,540 my god, yeah 130 01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:49,920 I fucking love it when you spray it. 131 01:06:28,430 --> 01:06:29,430 Grab it. 132 01:06:30,350 --> 01:06:31,790 Grab it. Oh, yeah. 133 01:06:32,550 --> 01:06:33,550 Oh. 134 01:06:33,870 --> 01:06:35,570 Oh. Oh. 135 01:06:36,110 --> 01:06:37,110 Fuck, yeah. 136 01:06:37,270 --> 01:06:38,870 Yeah. Oh. 137 01:06:40,390 --> 01:06:41,390 Oh. 138 01:06:43,870 --> 01:06:45,370 Oh. Oh. 139 01:06:46,270 --> 01:06:47,270 Oh. Oh. 140 01:06:50,010 --> 01:06:51,010 Fuck, yeah. 141 01:06:51,370 --> 01:06:52,370 Oh, yeah. 142 01:06:52,450 --> 01:06:55,210 Yeah, keep grabbing that eye. Don't fucking stop grabbing my eye. 143 01:06:55,790 --> 01:06:56,790 Yeah. 144 01:07:02,890 --> 01:07:04,890 Tia. Tia. 145 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:51,160 um um um 146 01:08:33,229 --> 01:08:35,470 Oh, yeah. 147 01:08:38,689 --> 01:08:44,330 Oh, yeah. 148 01:09:15,410 --> 01:09:16,410 Oh, God. 149 01:09:19,069 --> 01:09:20,069 Oh, 150 01:09:21,229 --> 01:09:24,790 God, 151 01:09:25,649 --> 01:09:26,670 yeah, you're fucking so good. 152 01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:49,900 Yeah. 153 01:12:52,340 --> 01:12:53,740 Yeah. 154 01:13:37,290 --> 01:13:38,290 Oh God, yeah. 155 01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:45,480 Oh, yeah. 156 01:16:25,650 --> 01:16:26,650 Yeah, 157 01:16:28,530 --> 01:16:30,030 right there, right there. 158 01:16:39,549 --> 01:16:41,690 Oh, God, yeah. 159 01:16:41,990 --> 01:16:44,090 Oh, yeah. 160 01:16:46,950 --> 01:16:50,810 Oh, yeah. 161 01:17:02,220 --> 01:17:03,220 Thank you. 162 01:18:34,430 --> 01:18:36,150 I want you to come along. 163 01:18:36,550 --> 01:18:40,450 I want you to come along. 164 01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:53,520 Give me a kiss. 165 01:18:56,940 --> 01:18:59,520 Now would you fucking come all over my fucking dirty face? 166 01:19:29,130 --> 01:19:30,130 Thank you. 167 01:20:23,020 --> 01:20:25,020 I love the magic of modern technology. 168 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,040 Poor she's old. 10381

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