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Flintstones!

It's quitting time!

Yabba dabba woo hoo!

Flintstones, they're the Flintstones. They're a prehistoric family.

They will make your bedrock.

They are very much like you and me.

Betty and Marty live right down the street.

I don't want to.

Back and forth. There you go.

All right. Take it. Take it.

All right. Let's take a little break.

Betty, check out my new pantyhose I just got.

Oh, let me see.

Rock bottom.

Those are super cute, real much.

You want to see my new pants?

Sure.

Do you see what they say?

No, what does that say?

Get closer.

No, still can't make it out. I don't have my glasses on.

Oh, that's a shame. I'll just tell you then.

Okay.

They say, Realna, I think you're incredibly sexy.

And I fantasized about having sex with you for years.

Well, Fred watches, but he can't join in because Bonnie's his best friend in the

whole...

Is it okay, Betty?

Did she bend over again?

Come over here.

hard for me, buddy.

Such a pretty little pussy, Betty.

Yabba -dabba -woo -hoo!

Wilma! I'm home!

Who the hell are you? What are you doing in my house?

Hi, Fred. My name is Dino.

Dino? Where is that damn dinosaur?

Come on. I'll take you on my step.

Want a piece of this kitty cat bar?

Put two up. Put them way up.

Fred, I see you've met Tyler.

He's an old friend of mine that's in town for a few days.

He stopped by to say hi after all these years.

Isn't that sweet?

Oh, I can feel the sugar rush coming on.

Now, Fred, be nice.

He's our guest.

Hi, Fred.

Tyler Rockman. Pleasure to meet you.

Wilma here has told me all about you, and I must say, all the good stuff, but

not all the juicy stuff, of course.

In fact, I've got to ask you one thing.

How is it that you could leave a beautiful, sexy, young woman like this

alone, day after day after day?

I'm just kidding.

Kidding. Well, it was nice chatting with you. I've got to run. Maybe we can do

this again sometime.

Yes? No?

Maybe.

Toodles.

Wilma?

Bye.

Toodles? What the hell was that? Why are you inviting strange men over to our

house? Fred, I told you. He's an old friend.

And he's helping me with a project.

Project? What project?

What needs to be done that I can't do?

Well, now that Pebbles is 18, she's going to be moving out soon, so I

should do something with her room.

Well, she's moving out of the house. She's not dead.

And what about when she comes to visit? She's going to need a place to sleep.

And we don't need to be spending any more money.

This economy has gone to the pterodactyls.

Well, actually, I was thinking maybe my mother could move in. She could help

with the mortgage, and we can all live together.

Oh, no.

Oh, no!

Not your mother.

I am not living with your mother. I will starve to death before that happens.

What?

Well, now she knows I'm serious.

But, Fred... All right there, young lady.

You go right back in there and put some clothes on.

I will not have my little girl running around town like that.

I bought her those clothes.

What? No, no. You go change now.

Okay, Daddy. By the way, you're looking great.

Have you been working out again?

Well, I, uh... Can I take the car tonight?

Bam Bam and I want to go to the movies.

Please, Daddy.

Please. There's candy sugar on top. Please.

Okay, honey.

But don't stay out too late. I know how young boys think, and I don't want his

hands all over my little girl.

It's not his hands he needs to be worried about.

Kidding, Daddy. Just kidding.

Bye. Thank you.

Now, where were we?

Strangers, remodeling, mother -in -law.

Oh, we can wait.

Wilma, I had this daydream at work about you and... Okay. Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.

I won't be late.

Did you? Did she?

Ugh, never mind.

Anyway, you and Betty.

Oh, hiya, Fred.

Say, uh, looks like Dino crapped out a small car on my sidewalk again.

How about giving me a hand with it? Two guys on it should only take about an

hour. What do you say, old pal of mine?

Perfect. Just perfect.

Wilma, do you need any help in the kitchen? I'm not into poop.

Sure, Betty. I can always use an extra hand.

My savior.

So,

how's it going with

Tyler? Just great.

See, I told you.

Do you think Friends expects anything?

I told him he's a friend from out of town. I think he bought it.

You feed that pet of yours.

Shit. So you are recycling.

Throwing green Flintstones.

Must keep food costs down.

I don't mean shit. I mean shit.

I got it. I was foggy before, but now I got it. I'm just worried about stuff.

I sense a heart -to -heart coming on. What kind of stuff do you mean, old pal

mine?

Well, I'm getting older.

Pebbles is moving out of the house.

And I'm a little overweight.

A little?

Before all this, we were a family.

Now it's just Wilma and me. What if she takes a good look at me?

With the distractions gone, it's just big old me.

Call me crazy, Fred, but I think she likes big old you. I mean, she married

young you. She stayed married to somewhere between young and old big you.

Just think of all the fun you'll have together.

Just really big you and her.

Honey!

Listen, Fred, this is how it works.

Guys are horny from puberty forward, but women peak in their sexuality later in

life. You are about to experience the best time of your lives. Why, ever since

Bam Bam has left the house, Betty has been sex -crazed.

Just the other day, let me tell you, I was sitting on my couch when...

Ready?

This is clean.

Check.

House clean.

Buddy.

Door is locked.

Check. Boom balloon.

Double check.

It's naughty time, Barney.

Exclamation point.

Here's Barney. I'm going to take up all of your clues.

Then I'm going to take off all of my clothes.

And then I'm going to suck your cock.

Right until you're about to cum.

And then you're going to go down here.

Do you understand?

I think I just came in my pants.

Barney, pants haven't been invented yet.

Oh, yeah, that's all right.

It's all right.

You'll last longer.

Okay.

Say, Betty.

Your boobs look awfully swell in this.

Let's see what's down there.

Oh, wow, that is incredible.

What can I say? I'm a take charge kind of guy.

Incredible!

Barney, are you going to fuck me soon?

I sure will.

After I'm done sucking your cock?

Oh, most certainly.

Most indubitably.

Why certainly Betty, you know, you're my only dame

Lay down right here

We better be careful or we'll have another bam bam.

Oh.

Then don't look for me.

Goodness.

Oh my God.

Sit on it, Betty.

Turn around.

You want to do reverse cowgirl?

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to jump right on your car.

Oh, that's going to feel good.

Lay down, Betty. You lay down. Lay down? Yes. Let me lift you for a minute.

Now

come

here.

I'm right there to the edge.

You make me want to come all over your pussy.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, you certainly do.

You like that, Barney? Oh, yeah?

Oh,

stay there.

Stay there.

Oh,

Barney.

There goes another bam -bam.

And I'd be like, it's a fucking walnut.

Well, gee, Betty, that sounds swell.

Oh, God.

Which is very awkward, being that we are best friends and all. Which reminds me,

can Betty and I come over for TV tonight?

Fred?

Fred? Fred?

about their TV shows.

30 Rock season premiere.

Not over for another hour.

But Pebbles, they'll hear us. You're not exactly quiet.

Listen, I'm super horny right now and I'm supposed to be home.

You're 18. You're an adult.

Tell that to my father. His house has rules.

You know, if you're not interested, I could just find another way to come.

I'll see you inside. Give me a boost.

Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

Oh, yeah, that or the amount of food you ate. I'm not so sure it wasn't you that

left that monolith outside, Fred.

Bonnie!

Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

Hi, Mr. Rippledrover.

Hi, Pebble. How was the movie?

Oh, good.

Bam Bam was a perfect gentleman.

He's a good boy, that Bam.

Comes from good stock.

and watch the rest of 30 Rock with us. It's a hoot. Hmm.

Tempting, but I think I'll go to my room and listen to some music.

Rock and roll, little girl.

I'm not a little girl anymore, Mr. Rubble. I'm just as old as Van Van.

He's 18, too?

Where does the time go?

Seemed like only yesterday he was going around destroying things with his club.

Bam!

which was my command, your highness.

Why do they always have to listen to music during sex?

I want you not here in bed.

I hear the angels say.

This is so great.

I love it.

I like it, baby.

Yeah? Uh -huh. How much you like it?

A lot.

Bam, bam.