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Yeah Yeah,

yeah, just come hang out from that

I'm just hanging out and playing video games or something.

All right.

What? I mean, I don't know. It's been going a little bit. Hold on. My stomach

feels a little weird.

You eat something?

Uh, yeah. I ate some, like, Chinese food from, like, a couple days ago.

Told you.

Never go in there again.

So, what are you going to do, man?

I didn't see you since like last week.

Yeah, I just went and saw him.

Talked to a girl yesterday.

Yeah, you mad?

No, she was a little pricky like that.

Jamie, I bet you'd be fucking smashing plus. You don't talk about it.

You know what I mean?

You're just like a dude.

Yeah,

man, can't you just be great, you know?

I just feel like you're like, just like wimpy about it. But you just be great.

I try.

I try my best.

Yeah, I don't know, man.

I don't know what's... Bro, why do you always wear a hoodie, dude?

I like it.

I don't know. I just, like, I've known you, like, a couple months in here.

like, always, like... It's, like, getting old, I thought, dude.

I know.

I don't know.

Do you not like it?

No, I don't care what you wear, dude. I mean, like, I'm just saying, like, this

whole... This is a little weird.

The girls like it.

Yeah, because you're like... It's a mystery.

Yeah, that's true.

Bro, we gotta get you, like, in the gym, dude. That's why we're working out,

dude. Yeah.

You know, like, I'm not calling you, bro, to be honest. You know what I mean?

Like, you're really, like, you could, like,

you're kind of, like, short, which is, like, it's not, like, when working out,

it's not that bad because, like, you can get bigger.

Yeah. It's easy. Like, when you're a tall guy, it's, like, it's hard to build

much muscle.

Well, like I got I'm gonna watch it from my YouTube video like I might teach you

a bunch of shit.

Yeah, I'd be down.

Oh, cool.

Maybe the next couple days we could hit the gym.

What?

Huh? What the?

Why are you painting your nails, dude? Nah, nah.

That girl from the other day, she wanted to, she made me go get my nails

done.

What? He just, I don't know, he just wanted to.

It's like a joke kind of thing? Yeah, yeah, I don't know, I was, I was just

trying to, I was just trying to put. Are you in there for, dude, you're in some

weird shit, huh?

No, no, she was pretty, man. Bro, you can tell me. No, she was just pretty,

So, alright, dude.

That's kind of.

Don't laugh.

Alright, I'm just.

You don't got bitches.

I'm not at the moment, but.

I, well, dude, I, like, I kind of almost hooked up with a chick actually fucking

the other day. How'd it go?

Not good.

What happened?

Tell me.

No, I just didn't, like, you know, it's like, we were talking, you know, like,

off Instagram, and she, like, came over, and then, it's just because, you know,

we just kind of weren't, like, vibing, you know?

You checking out? What happened?

Like... Ah, it was dumb. She just left, you know what I mean?

She just left?

It's not... It's not... It just didn't, like... You know, sometimes, like, we're

checking, like, she's not... Don't worry about it. Let's go... Let's fucking go

do something or whatever.

All right.

Oh, okay.

She said my dick looked weird.

And then...

I told her, like, my dick does not look weird, though.

She just said it was, like, I wasn't even, like, hard yet.

I think she thought it was, like, I was just, like, nervous or something, you

know what I mean?

Yeah, I'm sure you're fine.

There's always other girls.

Yeah, right? I mean, like, who cares about... Don't let it get to you,

Yeah, no, I don't care. She wasn't even my mom, to be honest.

Yeah, don't talk to ugly bitches, man.

You can do better.

Yeah.

Hey, man, like, low -key, like... What's up?

Could you look at it?

Like, no ditty, like, no... I'm not trying to be on, like, some gay shit or

anything, but, like, could you, like...

I didn't hear about the part where you said you're cool.

Totally. I mean, yeah.

No problem.

Okay, you're not going to laugh or anything?

No.

Dude,

don't tell anybody about this show.

I'll beat your ass.

I'm bigger than you, dude. I know.

If you're cool with it.

I'm not trying to... I got you. No problem.

Okay.

You swear?

Yeah. Okay.

What do you think?

Looks normal to me.

Looks like... Like, it's small right now, right? I mean, it's like I'm not

You're fine. She's fine.

Don't... If you think it looks weird or something... Is it my balls?

No, I mean, they... Balls look good.

She's crazy, right?

Yeah, bitches are crazy.

It's a grower, not a chower.

yeah all right man i appreciate it hey

can you just like show me yours dude because i just

feel like it's like would be weird it's like kind of weird like i just not no no

you know no homo man like i like just to be like fair you know what i mean

feeling a little gay man i don't know it's not no no it's not gay just like

looks like we both as friends like it so it's like equal you know what i mean um

i don't know i just i don't know if today's the day just show it to me

for a second bro just so it's like it's not like i can't like just no dude come

on just come on i can't i can't come on dude just no do it come on i'm not like

gonna touch it or anything dude

Dude, dude, dude, seriously, chill out. Stop.

Bro, I need, dude, you got to show me your cock, dude, right now, or we're

to have a major problem, bro. I showed you my cock, dude, in confidence, and I

just think you're not being cool at all by, like, being weird about this, dude.

Okay. Just show me your dick, dude, for a second, bro.

Okay.

Top of me. I'm going Oh

You get your underwear on so did just let me see your dick is

dude, dude, dude, dude Bro what happened your cock What

the fuck

what happened to it

Wait, dude, that's a pussy, man.

Yeah. You're a girl?

Yeah. Bro, what the fuck?

Bro,

you're a girl, dude. You've been lying to me?

I haven't been lying, no.

I just, we met, and I just, I like being friends. I like being homies.

I don't know.

That's how I always am.

Wait, bro.

Wait, you got like tape over your, like, boobs? Dude.

Dude.

What the hell?

Whoa. I just, I'm, I feel comfy like this. I don't know.

Dude, that's like kind of crazy, man.

Dude. When were you going to, like, tell me about that?

I don't know. I didn't.

I like.

i like being friends like this like treated like one of the brothers you

well that's yeah i mean i guess if i just knew you were a girl i would like

yeah

Well, yeah, I mean, like, you sound like Hawk.

Uh, yeah, that's all right.

Here.

Yeah.

What?

Oh, it's really nice.

Yeah?

No.

Two homies.

Wait, bring that back up.

Hello? Yeah.

What's wrong?

Damn, Brittany, you're actually kind of like hot as hell, dude.

Yeah, I am.

You got like a nice ass.

Sorry.

Okay.

I guess.

Wait, Jimmy's not really a real name, probably.

No, no, it's Juniper.

Oh, shit.

You can still call me Jimmy if you want.

Whatever's fine.

Okay.

I mean, I'm cool with still being like friends.

Yeah, me too. I like that.

You're cool.

Thanks, man.

Oh, shit. I'm sorry.

You hate about it, man.

I guess maybe we should, like, hang out, like, later or something.

I mean, I'm still down to hang out a little bit if you want.

Yeah, bro, but if we... I mean, I'm going to be, like, jerking off right

be honest.

I mean, I don't mind.

Wait, you, like... Do you, like... You don't just like girls or something? No,

like, I would... I like ours too.

Really? Yeah, really.

That's crazy, huh?

Mm -hmm.

Do you want to, like, do some stuff like it's just bros or

whatever?

Sure, yeah.

Okay. Yeah.

Is that okay?

Yeah. Feels great.

You do have a nice dick.

Can I suck it? Yeah.

Have you ever gotten blown by one of your homies?

No.

Dude, you suck dick really good.

That's good.

I try.

Feel good? Yeah.

Fuck.

You like your balls played with?

Yeah.

Yeah, my dick's not weird, right?

No, you have a really nice dick.

Thank you. Oh, shit's fire.

Mm -hmm.

Carly.

Do you want to fuck?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

shit. This is crazy.

Oh, my God.

Shit.

This is not what I expected.

What

do

you think? Is it a pussy?

Yes.

Yeah.

You use it good.

This is so good.

All right.

Goddamn.

Well...

A little busy.

Yeah, no, definitely not.

You're still bruised, right? Yeah, of course.

Oh, yeah.

Thanks, man.

Yeah.

You're good.

Thanks. Yeah.