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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be
a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's-- ♪
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What the hell?
Where's the boy and the lady?
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Steve's sick.
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I'm gonna give
Snugglepuss all my hugs
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so you can have them
with you all day long.
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Now let's get you
all tucked in.
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Tuck, tuck, tuck,
tuck, tuck, tuck...
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What in the name of
Jesus Jones is going on here?
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Caught myself
a nasty little cold.
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And you know that
when Steve is sick
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is the only time
I ever baby him.
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So I go hard.
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Mama, can I have
one more ginger ale?
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Yes. My widdle baby boy
can have one more gingew-wale.
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I can't believe you're staying home
from school for a cold.
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You know what I do
when I get sick?
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- Power through.
- Power through.
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Name an illness. Botulism,
Legionnaire's disease, herpes,
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I've powered through them all.
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- Wait. You have herpes?
- Sure.
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Pop some echinacea, a whole box of
non-drowsy cold meds,
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whatever you gotta do,
but never bend the knee.
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Because that makes you...
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And you know I don't
like this word, Steve.
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A coldcuck.
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Everyone gets sick and has
to stay home sometimes.
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Not me. Never taken
a sick day in my life.
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Don't have that luxury
working at the CIA.
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That place would
fall apart without me.
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And look how late you coldcucks
have made me already.
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Hey!
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Jeff, one other thing
Francine does every morning
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that a lot of people
don't realize
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is she clicks
the garage door open for me
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after I go out the front door.
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There's a clicker inside?
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There must be. So you're
just gonna stand there
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looking surprisingly hot
in that dress
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or you're gonna
help me look for it?
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You could have let me
do my key kick, Stan.
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I missed
a breakfast meeting for this.
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I'll show you a coldcuck.
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Why don't you
power through this?
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Not bad. But can you do this?
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That's, uh...
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That's really great, Roger.
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I'll see you later.
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Steve, come back! I'm stuck.
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{\an8}♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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{\an8}You're certainly keeping busy.
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{\an8}Hey, it's crunch time,
Jackson.
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{\an8}All hands on deck.
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{\an8}Hey, Stan, can you clear a paper jam
in the copy machine for me?
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{\an8}I am the paper jam expert.
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{\an8}Ah, well, dirty little secret
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{\an8}about paper jams is
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{\an8}they never get cleared
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{\an8}till you get
a whole new machine.
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{\an8}Something about
this sandwich...
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{\an8}tastes amazing.
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{\an8}Francine, baby,
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you've done it again.
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{\an8}Why are you so happy?
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{\an8}Didn't I hear you had
the clap or something?
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{\an8}A cold. And not even that
for long.
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{\an8}Because I am
officially on the...
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{\an8}Up-shwing.
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{\an8}- The hell was that?
- Johnny Carson?
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{\an8}I guess he did a golf swing
or something. I've...
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{\an8}I've seen it referenced.
Anyway...
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{\an8}How are you feeling
this fine morning, Dad?
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{\an8}I seem to have caught
that cold of yours, Steve.
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{\an8}Mm. Oh, nyo.
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{\an8}I'm syew syorry.
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{\an8}So I guess you'll have to stay
home and rest now, huh?
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{\an8}Hah! Quite the opposite.
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{\an8}I might work late,
run some errands after,
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{\an8}maybe squeeze in a workout
down at Muscle Beach.
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{\an8}That's right. It's time...
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{\an8}...to power through.
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{\an8}♪ Power through ♪
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♪ Power through ♪
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Gee, Stan, shouldn't you
go home and rest?
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And leave you guys high and
dry during crunch time?
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- You okay, Stan?
- Powering through.
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♪ Power that big ass through ♪
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Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan!
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No spot, no freaking spot.
Get the hell away, bro.
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♪ Crypto ♪
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♪ Currency ♪
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Power through.
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I'm not quite
feeling better yet.
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A hundred and three.
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Stan, please.
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You really need
to stay home today.
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Mm. Yeah. But then again,
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wouldn't that make him
a coldcuck?
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- Steve!
- No, Francine.
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The boy is right to taunt me.
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I can't lose sight of
the most important thing of all.
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The importance
of powering through.
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But I'll need something stronger
than vitamin C for this one.
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And I think I know
just who to talk to.
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Who?
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Get in there.
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Weitzman. Dr. Dubs.
What up, my brotha?
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Listen, I need to
tear this cold a new one.
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Why don't you just
go home and rest?
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Dream on.
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They just need me too much
upstairs. Crunch time.
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But you gotta have
some kind of top secret
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super immune booster or
something around here, right?
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Well, yes,
but I'm also cooking up
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some extremely dangerous
experimental pathogens here.
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You should really
put on one of these.
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Oh, strap on a chin diaper?
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No, thanks. Go woke, go broke.
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How about you just make with
that immune booster already?
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Oh, God.
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Maybe you better take two.
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You're feeling better
today, hon?
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♪ You take a bat
and a pangolin ♪
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♪ And mix 'em both together ♪
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♪ Let the bat
bite the pangolin ♪
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♪ He doesn't feel better ♪
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♪ Take the bat
and the pangolin ♪
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♪ And shake 'em both up ♪
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♪ And when you jab
that same pangolin ♪
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♪ You've made
a deadly super bug ♪
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♪ I said, "Doctor..." ♪
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Weitzman.
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♪ I said, "Doctor..." ♪
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Weitzman.
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Ooh, maybe
it's a telemarketer.
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A beautiful telemarketer?
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Whatever you're selling,
I'll buy it!
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Weitzman, what the hell
did you do to my husband?
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He's practically
on his deathbed here,
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right after seeing you
in your lair.
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It's a lab, not a lair.
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Whatever. He said you gave him
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some kind of
experimental super drug.
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I did. But, apparently,
it wasn't strong enough to protect him
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from the experimental
super viruses
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he exposed himself to
in my lair.
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Oh, great.
Now you got me saying it.
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Super virus?
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Now, don't worry. So far,
none of the diseases I've made
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have been able to be transmitted
from person to person.
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To my great shame.
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What about Stan, though?
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What's his prognosis?
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I'm afraid that...
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I don't know that word.
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But Stan can expect
to experience brittle bones,
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parasites, incontinence,
and baby-level weakness.
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So he might want
to take it kind of easy.
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Stan, honey,
you're very, very sick.
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I'll call Bullock and let him know
you won't be coming in.
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No.
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Start the music.
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♪ The sun in the sky ♪
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♪ Smiling... ♪
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♪ Saloons... ♪
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Holy crap. I gotta
get out of here.
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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Hey, bullseye.
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Gee, Stan, you sure
you shouldn't be home resting?
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Can't let the team down.
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Gotta power through.
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Uh-oh.
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It took three paramedics
and a senior Xerox technician
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to get your father
out of that copy machine.
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And this is somehow my fault?
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Yes.
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I know you got your dad sick
on purpose.
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Well, he deserved it,
all right?
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With all his stupid, macho,
powering through BS.
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Listen, right now,
all you need to worry about
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is making sure your dad does
whatever he has to to get better.
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Or you're gonna need
a doctor yourself. Capisce?
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But I'm your
widdle baby boy, wemember?
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That's only when you're sick.
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So either catch a cold
or go to hell.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Stan, I'm going to list
a series of four numbers,
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and after I finish, I'd like you to
repeat them back to me.
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Sixteen, five,
thirty-seven, ten.
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Hmm.
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It seems your father
has a brand new disease
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never before encountered
by medical science.
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Which means he gets
a gift certificate
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to Menchie's!
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- Congratulations.
- So what's gonna happen to him?
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On the one hand...
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Well, have you ever heard
of being dead?
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- Yes.
- Your father
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might suffer
the most horrible,
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agonizing death imaginable.
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But then again,
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something really bad
might happen.
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Stan might eventually regain
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some of his strength
and vitality,
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but totally lose his mind.
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He'll lose all sense
of who he is,
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of even being human,
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and become a deranged, feral,
blood-thirsty killing machine.
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Oh, my God! What can we do?
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Nothing!
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Except rest.
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If he just stays in bed
and rests for a few days,
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he might get better.
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All right, Dad.
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I'm gonna save your life
if it kills you.
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A little extra drowsy NyQuil
ought to get you the rest you need.
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Gotta get to work.
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Get back here,
you little rascal.
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Must power through.
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Ah!
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Just gonna go upstairs,
get my briefcase.
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Now you're gonna take
your medicine, mister.
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Something's up with the car.
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What is it with you?
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Why do you refuse to
just stay home and rest?
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Why?
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- Crunch time.
- Open up!
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Now, go to sleep!
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Finally.
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Brother, I have earned this.
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Dad?
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Oh, God, no.
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Dad?
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Oh, Steve, have you seen
the big remote?
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Stan, have you seen
the big remote?
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Doc, what do I do?
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My dad turned into a monster
like you said.
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Oh, that's interesting.
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Uh, but I'm actually
a little busy right now.
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Looks like your dad's disease
is spreading.
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Oh, also, there was a problem
with your insurance.
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Uh-oh.
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Don't worry,
I found the remote.
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We've got an unforgiving
super-contagion
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moving on through here
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to the north, east,
west, and south,
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transforming everyone
it comes in contact with
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into kill-crazy
murder goblins.
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So if you're heading out
to enjoy those fall colors,
253
00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,862
make sure to pack a machete,
254
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,448
abandon all hope
for the future of humanity,
255
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,741
and bring an umbrella
256
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,577
because we might be seeing
a few sprinkles out there too.
257
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,788
And with that, I'm gonna
throw it back to Greg
258
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,331
and flee in terror from him.
259
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,626
Wait, Greg. No, no, no!
260
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,381
Looks like that's it
for the power.
261
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,717
I'm just glad we were able
to find a way to both
262
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,095
stay safe from your father
and maintain his dignity.
263
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,975
Mr. S is scooting again.
264
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,935
Someone needs
to take him number two.
265
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:32,895
Ah, dang it.
266
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:36,190
Be careful, babe. He will pull out your
intestines if he gets the chance.
267
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,151
And there's no way
in or out of the house now,
268
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,403
so have him do his business
in Klaus' alcove.
269
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,739
Yeah.
Just absolutely the worst.
270
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,157
One thing I don't get,
271
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,783
how come none of us
have gotten sick?
272
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,910
Uh...
273
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,664
Family exposed
to Stan original cold
274
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,459
before combine
with Weitzman virus
275
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,127
to make super bug.
276
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,546
Therefore, immune.
277
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,590
- Never thought of that.
- Sounds plausible to me.
278
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,009
Ever since he got that
little lab coat and glasses,
279
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,011
he just seems so smart.
280
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:08,848
Uh, guys, I think I might have
messed something up here.
281
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:22,028
What are we gonna do?
We're trapped in here. We'll starve.
282
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,405
No. Look, there's still
some crackers left
283
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,698
from when Steve was sick.
284
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,785
But we'll need to ration them, though.
Really make 'em last.
285
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,829
I have a feeling
we might be here a while.
286
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,292
I still can't believe
Roger ate all the crackers
287
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,585
right after he said that.
288
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,045
Hey, I said I was sorry.
289
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,963
And it was three days ago now.
290
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,012
I'll get it.
291
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,263
- No, Jeff!
- No!
292
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,976
It's okay. He's down at the end of the
hall now, biting the head off a rat.
293
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,354
We, on the other hand,
have no food, no water,
294
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:59,107
and we're trapped in here with a monster.
We're all gonna die.
295
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,733
No, Roger. More like this.
296
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,485
We have no food, no water.
297
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:06,280
We're trapped in here with a monster.
We're all gonna die!
298
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,703
Do not panic.
I'm here to help.
299
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,539
Ow!
300
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,083
Why did I wear shorts?
301
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,628
Okay, first things first.
302
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,672
Who'll rub some aloe
on my thigh burns?
303
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:25,842
What the...
304
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,302
I'm human.
305
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,972
So, it looks like
your super bug was
306
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,765
transmissible after all.
307
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,268
I know. Which was
a much needed boost
308
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,352
for my self-esteem.
309
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,896
But listen, since Stan
was patient zero,
310
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,524
if my team
of tactical EMTs here
311
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,734
can just get a sample
of his blood,
312
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:46,237
we should be able to make a cure from it.
313
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,240
You sure they'll be able
to pull this off?
314
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,117
Do I look nervous?
315
00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,834
Oh, God!
What are we gonna do? I...
316
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:04,172
Oh, no. I'm going.
317
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:07,842
It's all coming out now.
318
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:11,179
I can't stop it.
319
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,055
It's up to us now.
320
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,391
Short straw goes out there
to get Dad's blood.
321
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,602
Nah, nope.
Steve, you're going.
322
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:20,021
This is your mess.
You clean it up.
323
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,522
Fine.
324
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,691
What is that?
325
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:30,281
{\an8}Looks like he made some
kind of caveman version of his office.
326
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,616
Unbelievable.
327
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,160
He's fully transformed
into a deranged
328
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,620
rat head-eating animal,
329
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,330
and he's still trying
to go to work.
330
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,290
I think he's saying something.
331
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:41,959
{\an8}Crunch time.
332
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,127
{\an8}Stan help!
333
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,837
{\an8}Stan useful.
334
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,089
The hell
is this jabroni's deal?
335
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,467
Clearly,
job only remnant
336
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,553
of old human self
Stan remember,
337
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:56,807
because so central
to sense of self-worth.
338
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,809
- Yeah.
- I never thought about that.
339
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,269
The coat and glasses again.
340
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:04,273
And that's why he's never
been able to rest,
341
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,400
to take a sick day from work,
342
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,236
because it would mean
having to admit
343
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,196
they really could get by
without him.
344
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,573
And then
he wouldn't feel needed,
345
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,951
wouldn't feel... useful.
346
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,577
And to him,
347
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,704
if he doesn't feel useful,
348
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,165
then he feels... worthless.
349
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,542
- Right, Rogu?
- I guess.
350
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,169
That's so sad.
351
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,296
- But we can use it.
- What do you mean?
352
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,091
If I pretend to be
one of his coworkers,
353
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,301
maybe I can get close enough
to draw his blood.
354
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,679
Right. So we just need
to think of the name of
355
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,556
one of Dad's coworkers.
356
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:37,848
Right.
357
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,268
Who's the one
with the face? Uh...
358
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,937
- Always wears the clothes...
- Jackson.
359
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,689
Right. Jackson.
360
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:45,982
What does Jackson sound like?
361
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,066
You know...
362
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,360
Jackson, I'm Jackson.
363
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,070
That's not Jackson.
364
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,321
Jackson's more like...
365
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,198
Hey, it's me, Jackson.
366
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,491
I'm Jackson.
367
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,704
Here's Jackson.
368
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,330
All right, already. I got it.
369
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,168
Good luck.
370
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:15,011
Looks like Dad's really
developed a taste for rat heads.
371
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,763
Okay, I'm at
the attic stairs now.
372
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,474
I'm going up.
373
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,617
Aah! Stan, it's me, Jackson.
374
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,201
Jackshohn?
375
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:46,500
Yup. I need you to help me
clear a paper jam.
376
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,128
Paper jam? Crunch time.
377
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,509
{\an8}Hmm.
378
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,680
That's it now. Nice and easy.
379
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,359
Are those Steve's
pajama pants?
380
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,952
Leg broken,
381
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,747
wounds bleeding,
382
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,999
speech halting.
383
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,877
And I didn't get
the blood sample.
384
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,462
That's okay, Steve.
385
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,797
You did your best.
386
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,507
Just come on back.
387
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,427
Oh.
388
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,137
No.
389
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,431
I need to power through.
390
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,184
What's powering through?
391
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,400
I need absolute
392
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,777
radio silence.
393
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:15,464
Hey, if you have a chance,
grab some more crackers.
394
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,386
Dad, please.
395
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,304
I need you to be you again.
396
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,434
You don't need
to be important at work.
397
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,978
You don't need to be useful.
398
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,939
All you need to be is you.
399
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,065
Stan.
400
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,609
Dad... you're enough.
401
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,903
Please, just be you.
402
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,448
Just be...
403
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,074
me?
404
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:50,666
Maybe I'll just lie down
for a little rest.
405
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,925
And on a personal note,
with the virus now eradicated
406
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,343
and life returned to normal,
407
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,929
{\an8}I'd like to apologize
to anyone I may have offended
408
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,723
{\an8}or dismembered
during the outbreak.
409
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,475
{\an8}Water under the bridge, Greg.
410
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,728
{\an8}All right, let's get you
all tucked in.
411
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,857
{\an8}Tuck, tuck, tuck,
tuck, tuck, tuck.
412
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,651
{\an8}There. Think you'll be heading
back into work tomorrow?
413
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:20,112
{\an8}Nah, I'm gonna take
a few more days to recover.
414
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,031
{\an8}They can manage
till I get back.
415
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,618
{\an8}- Hey, Steve.
- Yeah, Dad?
416
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,662
{\an8}Can I have one more rat head?
417
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,164
{\an8}Sure thing.
418
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,208
{\an8}Right after you
get some sleep.
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