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Was it Satan or Joan of Arc who once said, I'm feeling hot and in the mood

love.

Oh, I don't know, I'm not a theologian, but I am Donna Eyre. And this show is

all about getting your lover in the mood for, well, whatever you want, really.

We'll be showing you 50 ways for you to tease your lover. In private, in public,

with friends, with a little bit of fun, and six incredible strip routines for us

girls to watch and learn.

Good to please but even better to tease and probably better paid as well

I

Love

it. It's fantastic.

Why did you choose to do that particular routine?

It's a little more fiery. I think a little bit more aggressive

What can we use?

to be able to do this at home um a good sturdy coffee table was always quite

nice yeah you do a lot of lying around on that the chairs are very erotic i

they've got like good sturdy position if you don't go too wild they'll play

upright something strong i think strong that's going to support your weight so

you can uh be a bit more sexy like using one leg and yeah it's nice sometimes

just look good on a call if you do have a pool you're in luck

It's always a really good idea to get in front of a mirror and catch the bits

that you don't like that are sexy and the bits that you do like that are sexy.

So you'll rehearse and then you can wow your man with it.

You've been murdering my world.

This is how far I've come.

You've been murdering my world.

You've been murdering my world.

You'll be perfect just like me.

You'll be a lover in my bed and a god to my head.

The tease that worked quite well for me, although I didn't realise it at the

time, was I wrote lots of little notes which I put around the room in his suit

pocket, under the pillow, in the bathroom, in the fridge.

Just little suggestions and some were more sort of suggestive than others, I

think it's fair to say.

Some of them, I think, made him laugh.

Some of them probably made him...

I look forward to seeing me and getting home quicker. What you have to be

careful of, though, if you're going to leave notes around for somebody, is that

anybody else might find them, which was, in fact, exactly what happened when his

roommate opened the fridge and found a note under the yogurt.

And I sort of just kind of was like, what's this?

And he's like, wow, I only met her once.

The piece that worked for me was a kind of voyeuristic piece.

Basically, I got one of those handheld cameras, video recorders.

I set it up in my bedroom and filmed myself taking my clothes off and

teasing him, telling him what I was going to do to him the next time we met.

Then I left it in a strategic place, almost safe, obviously, so no one else

could see it, with a little note saying, watch me.

It kind of did the trick.

My favourite tease is getting wet with my boyfriend, but that means in the bath

together.

I remember a time when my boyfriend was away working and he was late back and he

was on the train and he phoned me up and he was absolutely fed up, he'd had a

horrible time. We said, that's it, I just want to get home, get a shower and

to bed and that's it. I put down the phone and I thought, I haven't seen him

over a week, I am going to make tonight special. So I ran the bath, filled it

with oils.

and set some candles up and waited for him to return.

Luckily, I didn't have to wait too long, and he absolutely loved it.

Aromatherapy is a great way to get someone in the mood. There's loads of

you can buy. You can buy these sort of bath bombs with flowers and rose petals.

Sexy tunes are also great.

To have in the bath, have something playing in the background always helps.

Champagne in the bath works a treat. He cannot resist the thought of you lying

starkless in the bath, glass of champagne in your hand, waiting for him.

I've brought along the ultimate accessory chick to show me her bag of

Tara. Hello.

Hello. Come on then, show me what you've got in your bag.

It's in my doctor's bag.

Right. Wait.

Okay, first of all, is my blindfold.

My blindfold. Why is this so good?

Number one, you can't see anything.

Exactly. That would miss the whole point, wouldn't it? And I suppose the

thing is...

Well, you could be doing anything.

I mean, the whole thing about teasing is really it's like all that mystery and

an enigma. Yeah. I think it sort of gets them going. I mean, it's the what is

she going to do next, which is the tease. Shall I show you something else?

All right, then.

Handcuffs coming out.

Oh, and they match the blindfold, so I like to be more coordinated.

Oh, yes, absolutely.

Now, I think the most important thing is don't buy cheap handcuffs because

they'll break or they're uncomfortable.

Second thing is don't leave them there.

And always make sure your friends have a spare set of keys.

Do these work?

Works for me.

My next accessory rather speaks for itself now, if I can get this right.

You know, I mean, it's rather an odd looking thing, but... Oh, yeah, it's

fantastic. You know, the blindfold, the handcuffs and that, you've got them.

There is no way on this earth I would wear a blindfold with you.

Yeah, OK.

Now, this is the whole dominatrix thing. I mean, you know, men love to be told

what to do, I think.

That's a very good excuse.

I do definitely think that, you know, when it comes to all these accessories

teasing him out, it is very much the build -up in his head which is going on.

mean...

I think you want to keep the whole accessory thing going as long as

because that's what builds it up.

Yeah, it's something to play with and it's something that's fun.

It passes the time because they could be scheduled.

No, we'd love men. We wouldn't do that.

The best piece for me has definitely got to be bodily contact, especially if

you're in a public place because you're touching them and they go back. Mad for

it, but knowing they can't pursue it until you get home even then if they're

lucky they might get it And the great thing about doing it is anybody could do

it and it always works men always fall for it They love it

A

great tease that worked for me is meeting my boyfriend in a public place

nothing but a coat and shoes on after I'd whispered into his ear that I was

wearing nothing on, all plans for the rest of the afternoon were cancelled and

it was straight home.

A few things to remember when doing this tease are make sure you get the right

time and place, make sure that he's alone and that he's not with his mates

his mother, avoid raised platforms, and think before you sit.

You might think lap dancing was just for politicians and bickers, but girls...

This could be just what your lover's been waiting for.

So, pull up a chair and take the weight off your feet.

A

lap

dance is the closest...

Possible contact, really, isn't it? Yeah, you can't really get any closer to

anybody when you're lap dancing.

It's probably the sexiest dance you can do for somebody.

Yeah. So what are the things to remember when you're doing the lap dance?

There's quite a few things to remember, really.

You're going to need to have a chair, because sofas, bed, too soft, too low. A

bra that is easy to take off, because there's nothing worse than having a bra

that won't come off. So do you let...

your partner on who cue is at work? No, no. I'm not allowed to touch you during

a lap dance, no.

Be swimming in money, I need jet skis in mine. Can't seize a dime, looking in

the mirror, feeling pleased with the shine.

Lady Rolex for the time. The glasses, who come work for Charlie? A boss with a

body. Ask anybody, I could take over Gotti. Pool by the pool, are you just

another hottie?

Gross, gotta stay out.

Okay, anything else that we need to remember?

Don't talk to them.

No? No. It really does fool the moment when you're lap dancing. Talking to

somebody is not really a very good idea.

Now, would this kind of dance work for a man and a woman?

Yeah, I don't see why not.

Yeah? Yeah, I think to lap dance for a woman is just equally as good as lap

dancing for a man. I think it's eternal for both sexes.

Coming up in part two, chicks with food, chicks with fans, and chicks

with tricks.

Coming up in our

countdown, teasing with food, teasing with touch.

And more strip routines for you to learn.

So girls, I hope you've all learnt something so far.

And boys, I hope you managed to grab something for your private collection.

Now for another lesson on one of the world's oldest art forms.

Thank you.

Thank you.

It's all right, it's all right She moves in mysterious ways

It's all right, it's all right, all right She

moves in mysterious ways

They were fantastic.

Very showgirl. So tell me why this one is different from, say, the other

routines. Because it's very sophisticated, but quite elegant.

Yeah. And it's just a very showgirl. And it looks great. It's fun.

It really does.

Yeah. So how does it differ from all the other routines? What's so special about

this one?

Well, you start off almost naked.

Uh -huh. So do you think it's as effective?

Because isn't that where you're meant to reveal it all at the end?

It's more of a tease. It's more light -hearted and fun.

So what techniques do we need to remember for this one?

Big feathers.

Big feathers. Enough to cover what you need to cover up. Enough to cover up.

Or not, as the case may be.

Now,

the thing I noticed about your routine was the moves seemed to be a bit more

subtle. It's kind of not noticeable dance moves, but just a lot of walks.

turn it's very cozy very elegant and if you practice in front of a friend in

front of the mirror uh -huh and you become really good

The best way I know to tease a guy would probably be to ignore him. An example

of this is I went to a party with a new boyfriend of mine and I ignored him all

night and paid no attention to him but to everybody else and it absolutely

him mad.

And he ended up all over me at the end of the night and in fact we're still

together now.

Tease -ups always work for me.

is when my boyfriend comes in and he sees me sitting there at the table with

just a pack of cards and he knows we're going to have a game of strip poker.

So the first thing is you want to be in control, so you have to be well

prepared, have all the cards ready before you start all laid out on the

You want to make sure you're wearing the right clothes, quite a lot of layers

and jewellery and things, so you can make the teasing go on for as long as

possible to get him really excited.

Effort is the act, as we all know.

or something that should arouse sexual excitement.

Some of them you'll know, some of them you won't. Some of them are just plain

silly. So what I've done is I've brought along my bottle -blonde friend to help

you find an alternative to Viagra.

Okay, what have we got here?

All right, this is our first aphrodisiac. This is snake's blood, no

you believe it?

Snake's blood.

Blood from a live snake is better.

Really? Uh -huh. I don't know why.

Okay, go on. I will if you will.

I'm not. In one shot.

No, go on. Try it. No! All right, I'm game.

Right, who wants me then?

I can't believe you drank that. That's disgusting.

Oysters! My favourite.

No,

I really, really like oysters.

Now, the reason these are so good is because they're full of minerals.

very high in protein, which gives you a big energy boost.

Low in fat, oysters.

And they get them going for hours.

Yes, hopefully.

OK, well, let's try one then.

I love them.

Onions are believed to increase the libido. You would never have thought it,

they do.

In France, newlyweds are normally given onion soup on the morning after their

wedding to get them going again.

Did you know that? No, I didn't.

Mmm, thank you.

All right, here we've got truffles.

Looks awful, doesn't it?

Now, they're very rare.

This one would set you back about £70.

And to spot a good truffle, they've got to be quite...

Firm. It should have a good aroma and it should be full of taste.

Thank you, your sound man.

If you can't get them to eat any of that stuff, crab ravioli, that's what we

need. First of all, have a drink, Denise.

Thank you very much.

Cheers. Cheers. Right, here we've got some olive oil.

Okay, we've got salat.

We've got our fish, our prawns and our salmon.

Avocado, asparagus, cream and fish stock.

Now this is all stuff you can get absolutely anywhere.

Voila!

Go on, you can do it.

You're the expert. Oh!

She's too weak.

What do you want?

It won't be long.

He couldn't have got me a heavier pan.

He only came in to look at your bread.

Did you notice how it went like this?

Don't make me laugh. I'm trying to dish up. After all this and that that we've

had out there, we should be feeling quite horny tonight.

Not together.

That's really nice.

Still, there you have it. Crab ravioli.

That doesn't work.

Don't send me. It's not worth it.

The way I tease my boyfriend, I'd look at him.

I'd catch his eye from across the crowd. They were in, like, a club or a bar.

And I'd look at him, like, there he is.

And then I'd give him a little bit of a smile, you know.

And then I'd walk off, and he'd see me walk off, and I'd shake my ass.

And he'd know!

There are loads of massage techniques around at the moment, but they're all

based around the same kind of thing, which is touch manipulation, which is

most basic tease of all.

Swedish massage is all about relaxing the muscles and squeezing the tensions

from the body.

Ideally, the recipient has to be naked, which is best, really, for a tease

anyone.

Aromatherapy. is all about oils or herbal remedies, if you like.

The idea is that you massage it into your partner's back and they absorb the

lotion through their skin.

Oils that are useful for this kind of thing are rose and neroli, which are

supposed to have a calming effect, while cardamom and black pepper have a

stimulating effect.

Reflexology is chiefly about the hands and the feet, and I'm going to

concentrate on the feet.

By caressing certain areas on the soles of your feet, you're supposed to be able

to release tension in other areas of the body. For men, this area here is

supposed to work wonders for the sexual areas of their body.

Give your lover something to remember you by. Why not pop an intimate picture

yourself in his briefcase before he goes to work, giving him a teasing taste of

what's to come?

My favourite tease is the phone tease.

I like to do it from a phone box.

It's easy because everyone has a phone.

The way I like to use it is to phone my lover at work when I know he's in a

position he can't talk but I can be quite candid about what's going to

later.

There are a few things to remember though.

Make sure you've got the right number.

Make sure you protect your own number.

And make sure you're not on speakerphone.

And don't be afraid to tell him to shut up.

After all, you're in control.

And where did it get me?

Well, I got what I wanted.

Okay, we're all 21st century chicks, so why not use technology to tease?

Make friends with your fax machine, learn to love it, and it will love your

partner for you.

Just remember, be creative, try to be ambiguous, make sure you've got the

number. Make sure your lover is the only one by the fax machine.

And remember, less is more.

Love letters are out and email is in. It's easy, it's quick, and there are no

stamps to lick.

Remember, keep messages short.

Keep them waiting for your reply.

No drawings or diagrams.

And make sure he doesn't pass it on to his friends.

Text messaging.

Everybody's doing it, so why don't you? In the UK, over half a billion text

messages are sent each month.

But remember, keep to the point, don't get into text tennis matches, and make

sure you're sending it to the right person.

Well, if all that feels a little cold and you'd like more of a personal touch,

you can send your lover a message via a webcam.

More and more people now have access to computers, and as long as they've got

the right software, there's no reason why you can't send them.

A moving image with sound.

But remember, the camera never lies.

There is a tea that works really well for me.

And it's set in a club and you're with your man.

And you nip off to the toilet and remove your knickers.

And go back up to him and take his hand and neatly...

fold your knickers and put them in the palm of his hand and close the hand.

And then as you're walking off, you obviously turn back and see whether he's

doing the, oh, my God, I can't believe she's done that, or that kind of, mm, I

know what you're up to.

It had the desired effect and couldn't get home quick enough.

There's three main things that you've got to be careful of.

One, that you put them in your man's hand and nobody else is, and then you're

into that sort of thing.

Second of all, that they're obviously sexy knickers.

And third of all, that they're clean.

Lingerie, a necessity and an accessory, but can also be used as a tease.

Right now, let's look at these knickers.

That I particularly love.

Yeah, this is Anne Summers.

You can't really beat that message, can you? Just in case your boyfriend doesn't

know.

And... That, now...

Every man's dream. If you want to think of some way to turn your guy on, put a

pair of these on and see if it works. You've scored.

You don't want a visible panty line. You have to wear a g -string.

Not an obvious colour, actually, rather, to have. It's a beautiful colour.

But I think it's actually quite sexy.

And these are M &S.

And these little saucy numbers are Anne Summers.

I love those. I think they're gorgeous. They're great. And I think for a tease,

surely, that's got to be the one. That is a definite tease.

And next we're going to talk about bras.

Got a classic black one. Your black wonder bra.

I wonder where you got them from.

Brilliant with the variable cleavage adjustment thing here. Oh, yeah, I know.

This is what I really need, but don't wear. And this I love, though. Yeah.

is this what men want or not? This is what I'd like to know. What do you

It's a tease.

It's a tease, isn't it? That is definitely a tease.

Who makes that one?

That one is made... Topshop. By Topshop.

And this is a lot of padding. This is the Contessa from La Senza. That's

The Contessa looks like a big woman to me.

It's a parachute.

But I think, you know, again, I love that the pink satin is very sexy. So

gone away from those dowdy white and black underwear, and we've gone much

for the colourful. I mean, black shiny, I think you're always going to get a bit

of black sexy underwear, and I think that's great. It's always going to look

good. You're sort of safe with that. But you can be more adventurous.

And a little more playful.

MyT's is a real tasty, the treat.

It's all about sucking, licking, spooning, dabbing, drooling, basically

anything to get him going with food.

There are so many places you can put whatever you've chosen as your food. I

mean, you can start with your fingers, move up your wrist, your chest, your

lips, any sensitive part of your body, even your toes if that's what sends you

on.

Absolutely everybody can do it. You just open the fridge, see what's in there,

especially if you know his favourites, pour it all over you and say, boy, you

know, do whatever you want to do.

How can you resist?

But can it be used for teasing?

Well, as I know absolutely nothing about this mystical -sounding stuff, I've got

two non -mystical ladies to help explain. Nadia and Zoe. Hello.

So, what exactly is Feng Shui?

Basically, it's trying to get you in harmony with your environment to

good luck, prosperity, and maybe even a bit of romance.

Very simple.

Move a few things around.

You buy some bits and pieces and put it in your romance corner.

Okay, so this is our bedroom.

What's wrong with this? Ah, the mirror. It's got to go. Really? Why?

It reflects the couple, which invites interference from outside influences,

which could, at the worst, end up in infidelity.

Really? Television's the same.

Toys, get rid of all the toys.

You don't want to be having a good time. So you can't have cluttery toys?

No, get rid of the clutter and also any dirty laundry.

So hang on, first of all, why can't we have toys in the room? Well, the toys

dirty laundry, just any clutter.

It's clutter and it's... I suppose it's not that sexy as well. No, it's not

really, is it? You don't want to be looking at Tigger while you're doing

Ah, Bill.

Bill the bad.

Phil, don't bring your work into the bedroom.

That's not good. This is where I'm going wrong.

Maybe get rid of the pictures of your family, your mum and dad looking down on

you. Yeah, that's not really a good move, is it? Granny watching you. No.

And if you find the south -west corner of your bedroom, maybe you could get

roses. We need the south -west corner.

Yep, the compass comes in here. So where's south -west in here? South -west

yep, exactly there.

So what we do is get the corner and then half. And here's them, we've got a... A

rose quartz crystal or amethyst or a clear crystal.

And maybe aromatherapy candles or aromatherapy oils.

And rose is an aphrodisiac. Red, pink, that's just a good colour for...

Okay. Does this work? Girls?

Yeah, it's raining men. It's raining men.

Really? Okay.

Since I found my southwest corner.

Since you found your southwest corner, it's raining men.

Tell me the tip.

Best routine?

Well, basically, my routine is about less is more, and who can

tease in your partner.

Eye contact.

Eye contact.

Lots of it. Yep. Why do you think that works?

Because you're intimidating them.

I see.

With your eyes. Look them in the eyes.

Yeah. Yeah?

Don't take your clothes off. Uh -huh. Until the last minute. Hinting. Yeah.

Hinting. Always hinting that you're going to do something. Yeah.

But never quite.

Until the end.

You're good.

Do you enjoy it? I do enjoy it. Yeah? I do it for a living.

I must enjoy it.

Exactly.

Yeah, I'm top three.

You will top three.

Don't you top three. Don't you top three.

Coming up, chicks with chicks, chicks with makeup,

and a chick with a weird wardrobe.

Coming up, numbers 14 to number 1 on our countdown.

including dressing to kill, make -up to thrill, and some more moves that might

appeal.

You know that moment where you're gazing into his eyes and he's gazing at the

football on TV, and you're thinking, how am I going to get his attention?

Well, why not phone a friend?

Please allow me to introduce myself.

I'm a man of wealth and faith.

I've been around for a long, long year. Stolen many men's souls and

faith.

I was around when Jesus cried at his moment of doubt and

pain.

Being a damn sure pilot.

What is in your face?

Pleased to meet you.

Hope you guessed my name.

Yeah. But what's puzzling you is the nature of

my game.

I stuck around St.

Petersburg.

Tell me about the routine. Do you practice together?

We dance together all the time, so we've got a routine.

So if you were going to do it with a friend, you'd have to practice what you

were going to do, obviously.

After you've done it a few times, it just becomes a habit, doesn't it? Yeah,

just becomes natural. But I think to start off with, you need to practice.

Just with each other, mucking around. Even if you just have a girly night, get

some drinks in and muck around.

And then you just get used to it, you're used to each other. Do you think this

one really works? Because this is kind of one of the ultimate fantasies, isn't

it? with two of you together.

I think it's mainly every man's fantasy, the two women together.

And that's what makes you feel in control because you know it's a man's

You feel even more in control, which makes you feel sexier, which enables you

do a better job.

If he's worth thinking about, his makeup, I'm gonna tell you a few little

of the trade. So we're gonna go for smoky eyes, I think.

Yeah.

Do you normally have dark on your eyes?

Evening, I sort of do sometimes.

I generally use most of Max Factor's products.

You can use anything from Body Shop to Calvin Klein to Armani, any of them.

So this is a cream eyeshadow.

I'm just putting it, going right in to the eyelash line.

It's really important to do that because I know that people don't do that and

they get little white marks.

See how I'm really working in to the eyelashes.

And then blending out with a finger.

It's not good to have harsh lines.

When I was learning, they would say, blending, blending, blending.

It's all about blending.

It's a little secret, this one.

It's good to use a really dark pencil, and you just use it in the middle here.

It brings out the eye.

And then load the mascara.

When you're putting the mascara on, you have to get really to the root.

I'm just going to put a bit of this.

And this has got a bit of glitter. It's a bit of fun. Oh, it sounds like Coca

-Cola. I'm just going to put it in the middle there.

I think that's all you need.

Yeah. If that doesn't tease them, then forget it.

Don't know what will.

Yeah, exactly.

But there is something that I must convey.

One thing that comes to me is nice, adoptive music, like Bump and Grind by

Kelly.

All together.

I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.

One song I have to say that really teases my boyfriend would be a song by

Green called I'm So Glad You're Mine.

There's a specific bit in it which goes, when darkness stands around me, things

forsake me. I know you'll never let me down.

Brilliant. It really gets you in the mood.

A brilliant piece of music that I find is a very good tease is Donna Summer, I

Feel Love. Kind of works, like if you've seen Jungle Book, you know the snake

tries to hypnotise Mowgli and he has those sort of eye things like that.

how it works. Very good.

The music that I always find is a great tease for me is I come home, I put on a

bit of Aerosmith, Love in an Elevator, and it's got a lot of sexual innuendos

there without being really blatant. And the line that always works for me is

going down, Mr. Tyler.

Always leaves them with a shocked expression and I walk away with a big

Going down.

Right, well, what teases work for me is...

Particularly the classic that not many people know about, and it's called The

Argument.

And what you've got to do is you've got to sort of, like, meander it round. So

they lose their temper with you, you cry, they feel sorry, and they have to,

know, sort of, like, make it up to you.

You could start maybe from the kitchen, storm upstairs, sulk, cry, make sure

they hear you, the door's got to be open, of course, and they come up and,

know, they say, baby, I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do for you?

Well, let's see.

Now, a tease you might have thought of but not actually tried is dressing up. I

don't mean a posh frock or a smart suit. I mean costumes, becoming somebody

else.

Davina, explain all.

Well, this is quite an easy tease to do because all you have to do is go down to

a costume shop and just rent an outfit like this. This one is the schoolgirl

look, which has become very popular since our friend Britney cleared into

pop world. What if they don't like the schoolgirl?

Well, there are many other options.

I can get one.

Okay, before you ask, I'm meant to be a she -devil type thing.

Take a treat.

Exactly. No, it's like I suppose I could banish my lover to the pits of hell for

an eternity if he doesn't satisfy me.

Quite right.

This is what this is about. I think it's been domineering.

Yes, you could throw them with your fork. Yeah, but we care because the end

comes off on this one. It's not very good.

Oh, so dumb.

Daddy.

So what's this then? This look, Janet, is my headmistress look. This one is

where you could give out punishment to your lover to give him the cane.

Just slap on the bottom, being cheeky.

I don't remember my headmistress wearing fishnet stockings, but you never know.

It's all fantasy, isn't it?

It certainly is. Say miss.

Miss.

This is Lara Croft. Obviously the bag's optional. I think you should go back out

and... Back flip onto the sofa. Okay, I understand.

Now I can't wheel into the room like that. This is a good idea because my

and I just sit there and play stupid games all day. So I definitely know that

all the boys are going to know who this character is.

So definitely appreciate a Lara Croft lookalike. Not too sure about the knife,

though. Could become a little bit dangerous.

You can definitely get what you want with this.

Come on then, Florence Nightingale.

Tell me about this one. Well, this is a classic, the nurse's outfit, but this is

more classic NHS.

Not particularly what I would have gone for. I would have gone for the high

-heeled shoes, obviously the black fishnet stockings, like the little white

pinafore. This skirt would have been a lot shorter up here, so you would have

seen the top of the thigh, which is very tempting.

The little heart, the little clock you get there. Yeah, yeah, you take the

clock. But this one, the only thing I'm going to prescribe is Viagra, I think.

So shut up, shut up please because Princess Leia has actually been voted

sexiest movie character of all time.

So this is it.

Sex is the last.

So what would you need to do?

I can't believe it. I mean, look at me. I mean, all you need is a sheet, a bit

of old tinsel left over from Christmas. A nice set of buns.

That's right, look at me. I mean, the wig's optional.

Look, it's not real.

In my dreams I'm dying all the time.

So Maddy, tell me about this routine.

The routine is one of the raunchiest dances you can do for a guy.

Because you move very slowly and sexily.

Use your hands.

But is it still no touching?

Yeah, you mustn't let the guy touch you. You've just got to use a lot of eye

contact.

You've got to be very confident, so practice before you do it, I'd say.

Yeah, a lot.

Not too much, honestly. You can't stage it too much because you want to appear

natural. But know what you're doing so you don't muck it up.

And how effective do you think this is? Will this one work?

Definitely, I think at the end.

You should have him really turned on by the end of the dance. Yeah.

I just hope so.

So there you have it, 50 ways to tease your lover.

And if none of this works, please don't write enough for your money back,

because as you can imagine, I've spent it all already.

I've been Donna Eyre, and remember, you can try this at home.

Just don't get arrested.