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I think it's here.

Good.

Let's do it.

Oh my god, I'm so fucking horny.

Get your camera ready.

Don't be loud.

I can't believe you talked me into this. I might have a guard or something.

Please, why would there be a guard? This place is ours.

Oh, horny.

Oh my god.

I think I should try one of these.

You are such a beast.

You like that?

What do you think you're doing in here?

I'm sorry. We must have gotten lost. Is the museum closed?

We were just going.

Come on, Cindy. Quit fucking around. Let's get out of here. It looks like

little lady needs something only a real man can give her.

Oh, my God.

Holy fuck. Who are you?

I'm Johnny Wad Holmes, baby.

In the flesh.

Bullshit. You're dead.

Does this look dead?

What do you think, little lady?

Want to sample the legend?

Oh, cunt. Do I ever.

Cindy.

This is a talk that satisfied a thousand women.

Cindy.

Let's get out of here.

What the fuck, Cindy?

I don't need this shit.

I'm out of here.

Yeah, that's fair.

You'll never get it all the way, so don't even try, baby.

A little bit better, isn't it?

Or maybe a lot better.

Sorry, it took a while to get through it.

That's right.

They're pretty big for you.

Their hand looks so tiny on there.

There is a dog.

You see that now?

Come here.

Is that pretty people over there?

Yeah,

you go everywhere on your feet.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Oh!

As hard as you can go.

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