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Good morning, sweetheart

I've never seen you in a two -piece before.

Yeah, I know. Your Aunt Sarah loaned these to me for a contest.

A contest?

Yeah.

The women's charity, they're hosting a bikini contest.

Naughty Aunt Sarah signed me up.

Wow, a bikini contest.

It's ridiculous.

A woman my age in a bikini?

No, it's hot.

Hot?

Absolutely. You?

In a bikini?

Well, I tried these on for your father last night. He says it's vulgar. He was

so furious that he called up your Aunt Sarah and he cheered her up.

Wow, really?

Embarrassing. But maybe he's right.

Maybe I'm just going to make a fool of myself.

Nonsense. I mean, try one on for me. I'll give you my honest opinion.

Okay, what do you think?

Oh, fuck.

Language! What's been with you two lately?

I'm sorry, Mom.

I think it's incredible.

I can't imagine any of these would be better than this one.

Great. Settle. I'll wear this one.

We better try on another one, to be sure.

Well, I'm running late.

It's for a contest, right?

Then we better choose the absolute best.

You're so altruistic, honey.

Okay, I'll try just one.

Can you turn around, baby?

Yeah, no problem.

Okay, it's on.

It's nice.

Turn around.

What do you think?

Wow, I didn't think this one could be better than the last one.

Yeah, it's sexy.

Me, your stepmom, sexy?

Mom, you are incredibly sexy. I mean, don't you see yourself?

Well, I have been working out just a little your body is perfection

So this one this is the winner do we have

time for one more one more Turn around

Okay, last one.

It's nice.

You don't like this one.

I just think the second one was the best one. That's the one you should wear.

Well, I'll just have to get, you know, dressed in the women's room.

You don't have to do that. You can just get dressed here.

No, I'm running late.

Can you zip me up?

It's the theme for the day, huh?

Wow.

I love you, honey.

Thanks so much for your help.

Be good.

Guess who won first place?

That's great. Congratulations.

Thanks. And I told your auntie that my favorite stepson picked out the winning

suit.

Well, I'm her only stepson.

You know, and I'm just too excited, too excited to even be mad at your father

right now.

Is he giving you trouble again?

He locked me out of the bedroom. He's never done that before.

I can't even think about him tonight.

I'm just still so buzzing from all the excitement. I just... I just felt so...

so beautiful.

You are beautiful.

You don't deserve to be treated any less than the queen you are.

Queen? Wow.

You are.

I could never treat you that way.

Wait, where are you going?

I'm going to kill him.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Please, don't.

I'm sorry.

I don't know what came over me.

You are a queen, Mom.

And I would worship you if you were mine.

I couldn't even flatter myself to think it was true

Nice and slow.

That was just like that. That felt so good.

Oh,

you know what mommy would love right now?

What's that?

oh it's so hard

I hope not

I'm going to lose my brain money.