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Hi,

I hope I didn't keep you waiting long. Not at all, it's nice to finally meet

you. Likewise, I've heard so much about you. Only the good stuff, I hope.

Well, what if I prefer the bathtub?

I think our table's ready. Let me see if I can find the hostess. All right.

Danny! Hi.

Do I know you? Yes, I'm Grace, your blind date.

Oh, OK.

So who are you?

Georgie.

Oh.

So you must be Ned.

Nice to meet you.

Yeah, you too.

Right.

This is awkward.

Just a little.

I think our table's ready, though.

Yeah? Yeah, sure.

Have fun.

Thank you.

So, have you been... No, I have a very strict dairy -free... Sorry, dairy

-free, gluten -free and organic diet, so eating out can be difficult. Oh,

exciting. That would be amazing.

I'm glad we decided on this restaurant.

I have a coupon for a free dessert.

If you play your cards right, maybe I share with you.

Oh, you've got your turn, Omin.

So, um, what do you do for fun?

Oh, well, I have my cat. I love my cat.

Wouldn't have, uh...

Taking you as a pussy lover.

So, um, what about you, then?

What's your idea of fun?

Oh, usual stuff, really. Um, hanging out, drinking, socialising, light

Oh, like a Dyson game?

Um, yeah.

More the kinky stuff.

Is everything you do to do with it?

Um, no. Just trying to keep it loose, you know.

Um, should we take a look at the menu?

Oh, these prices.

It's good to get it before coming.

You ate before coming to a restaurant?

Yeah, I had a couple of burritos.

Boy, that seems like dinner.

Excuse me while I have the bathroom.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Just had a tickle in my throat.

I'm thinking about getting calamari for starters.

Love that. You should look at that one. The cream of some young guy.

That looks nice.

Um, I think I'm going to just go to the restroom.

With the menu?

Uh, yes, my phone's dead, so I'm starting to read.

You like that dick, huh?

Oh, yes.

You like that cock, huh?

Give it up.

Oh my god.