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Oh, my gosh. Hi, Dad.

Oh, hi.

I love the dress to...

You know, I don't expect you to have to

call me Dad.

Oh, well, I just feel weird calling you Michael, and stepdad's really weird.

I could call you Dad, or I could call you Daddy.

I think I guess dad's what you want to suggest.

So you going out? I guess that looks like going out.

I guess going out close.

Yeah, I'm supposed to go actually have some fun. Hopefully meet a couple of

guys. A couple of?

Do something.

Not just one.

Okay. Well, you know, your generation live in life. It's great.

Do you live your life?

Oh, yeah, I've got some really interesting articles I'm going to read,

going to order some ramen noodles.

She wasn't really feeling good tonight, so probably get together, you know,

another night.

I was just thinking about it. She never spends the night here, and you never

spend the night there.

Do you guys even have sex?

Of course we, I, uh, have, and I, it's, why not, like, this is, like, I don't

know, something about politics or, like, religion or something, you know, good

conversation, like, to... Wait, so you're telling me you're not getting

any?

So, um, I guess, you know, you don't want to be late for your, uh, couple of

guys, you know, um, so, have, have fun.

Wait, wait, wait, so...

When was the last time you had sex?

Well, you know, when you have so much, it's not like you remember every single

time.

I think I remember you having the same problem with my mom.

I mean, there was obviously some issues there. Otherwise, we would have

not been.

Would it be like your ex -wife?

Well,

I mean, I'm just a little confused because you don't have sex with your

girlfriends, but the porn you watch is with sex with girls my age.

How do you know? I don't watch that.

Where would you think that I... Wait, so are you just not attracted

to people your age?

Is that why you watch that type of porn?

Because you're attracted to girls my age?

Oh, no. I mean, women my age are really attractive.

I guess this is like having the talk, so this is something for you to, you know,

I guess understand about men. So, like, when I was your age, the girls at your

age, which would be my age when I was your age.

Yeah, so...

The girls my age, when I was your age, they wanted to have sex, like, a lot.

Mm -hmm.

So, like, girls your age like to have sex a lot. And so, like, it's like when

was your age.

Right. But, like, the women my age are a little more less, more,

not as give it.

That's funny.

Not boring.

So, basically, it's just kind of maybe reliving when I was more active.

stage of my adult but so anyway uh probably

i think i think we covered you know our bonding conversation uh stuff enough

so we can probably not talk about this again

wait so if you if you guys don't have sex she still at least takes care

of you though right Oh, no, she's great. Like, she brought over food the other

night, and we watched a movie.

Like, I watched a movie. She was on her phone. But, like, yeah, she's great.

She gives you blowjobs?

No,

I mean, like, it's on the table. Like, it's probably

going in that.

Men need good blowjobs.

I give my friends blowjobs, and they're just my friends.

How nice.

You have a lot of friends, I've noticed.

They love being my friend.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, on that note, I guess your friends are probably... So, I mean, you

know, go be friendly and, you know, do your friendly stuff.

Be safe.

Yes. Well, I don't have to go out and be friendly with other people if

there's someone here who's really needing something.

Oh, no, I'm good. I ordered some Uber Eats.

There's a movie.

I gotta... Need something else?

Something else?

Yeah, something else.

You said you were really needing it.

Okay, I don't think you're getting it, so I'm just going to tell you, you

need your dick sucked.

And I think I'm going to suck it for you.

Don't worry, I'll go real slow.

I just, I don't know if it's a good idea.

But every man needs a blowjob.

I really do.

I suck my friend's cocks all the time.

Yes, okay, nice and wet for you.

Oh my God.

Good.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Please raise your hand if you have any questions.

Well...

That's it.

my friends i could just hang out here yeah yeah

if you wanted to do this again later we could

okay i'm gonna go

and freshen up

Oh, am I interrupting something?

No, no problem at all. I was just masturbating.

Oh, I can... I should probably, like... No, you're fine. Come in.

This is a good conversation.

Just distance.

I didn't mean to interrupt you. You're really fine at all. Yeah, it's no

problem. I feel awkward I interrupted you.

No, it's fine. I mean, you were kind of a part of it.

What?

What? Well, you know, like the whole older guy, young girl thing.

So I didn't feel really awkward I interrupted your, like, personal time.

No, it's fine. I mean, if anything, you were kind of a part of it.

What?

But, you know, I was watching older guy, younger girl videos.

Oh, is that something you're into?

I was just thinking about it when I was touching myself.

Okay, well, I guess that's a lead -in for what I wanted to talk to you about.

You know what happened the other day?

Are you ready for it to happen again?

No, oh, no, no, that's, we should not do that again, because that

was, I can't say. So much fun.

Yeah, no, it was, yeah, I mean, fun, but it's like,

that's just not, we shouldn't, that, it was very generous in giving of you, but

I don't want to take advantage.

Oh, well, you're not taking advantage. I really want to.

Yeah, we'll just leave it.

Okay, well, I mean, I was thinking maybe if you didn't want to do blowjobs

again, we could just have regular sex.

What? How is that?

Would that be, like... It would be much better.

But it's not, like, I think we're, I'm not communicating the point of what I'm

trying to say at all.

What was the point you were trying to say?

That what we were doing was inappropriate.

I mean, you jerk, you jerk off, right?

Do I, uh, why would you bring that?

I've seen the porn you watch. I know you jerk off.

We don't have to talk about what I... I know you jerk off. I watch

your porn videos that you watch.

How about instead of jerking off with your hand, you could just jerk off with

pussy? I really... I shouldn't do that. No, it's okay.

Look, I can see you're a little nervous. Why don't I just start?

You could start too.

Huh?

shirt go off and put it against my pussy and just write up the 10 points.

I just don't know how.

stretching me out.

Obvious.

Let me go in.

I'm an idiot

And just remember, if you ever need your dick sucked or you just need some

really good pussy, I'm right here.