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Hello?

Anybody here?

Okay, this house should be vacant.

We're gonna stay here tonight.

I'm gonna study this map so we can get back to camp in the morning.

Do you think there's someone here?

We should check it out, right? Just to be sure.

Uh, no.

This whole thing started because you two wandered off the campsite.

We're sticking together all night.

Okay, there's definitely someone here.

Selena, stay quiet.

Calvin, you're the camp counselor.

You should go and help her.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

Take the map and meet me outside.

Selena.

What are you doing here?

I was looking for a knife.

It's an abandoned house.

Why would there be a knife here?

I don't know.

Stay quiet.

Okay, we should get out of here.

I thought

I

told you to leave this outside. I thought I could hit him by surprise, but

I flipped and fell.

At least I'm not stuck on that.

Let's get the fuck out of here. No, it's still dark outside. We're not going

anywhere until we have a plan.

Yeah, we need a solid plan.

But, I mean, it's all your fault.

I know. I should have looked.

I was meant to come outside, but then, like I said, I thought I could figure

a different plan, and it just didn't work out.

I've done my part. It was a nightmare.

We fell over.

Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. But I think...

Well, I was thinking, maybe when it gets light outside, like you said, dark now,

if we come up from this side, and then we can go out the back, and then round

the front again, and I saw a pathway going to the left -hand side.

I saw a barbed wire fence down here.

Okay. I can't go that way.

Nightmare. Okay.

I mean, which way did we come in? Do you guys remember?

It's all your fault. If you guys listened to me and didn't wander off the

none of this would have happened. We were just trying to have fun.

Yeah, it's a summer camp.

We were just trying to have a little bit of fun.

No, this is not right.

I mean, maybe if we had a better map.

Yeah.

So I think this is that.

I think that's where we are.

So if we head out that direction, I reckon we could get back to where we go

from.

What do you think, Hannah? I don't think Hannah knows what she's talking about.

I don't know. I mean, you were in charge of that to begin with, and you got us

in this mess.

So I think we need a different plan.

I think we should come through this side.

I mean, we don't have to worry about him anymore, so that's great.

I think we came in the front here, so maybe if we... I think you guys got us

so much trouble.

Remember that?

Come on, we were just trying to have a good time. No, this has been awful.

I mean, we're alive.

Yeah, but we're going to go back after the people.

They don't... Everything's not fun like you guys think it is.

Maybe they didn't notice, you know?

Maybe we'll be fine.

I think... I think... I think we can make it.

I think we should try... What about going home now?

You know, that could work. No, that was the opposite direction.

And now we have some monster chasing us.

But he's gone now, so I think that could work.

Wait. You did get rid of his weapon, right?

Yes. Well, what do you mean by got rid of it?

You guys are awful.

How about if we headed up this way and tried to signal for help from us?

Sure, we can't cancel. You should have at least some bit of equipment on you

that's going to help us out here.

How qualified are you?

Don't think very qualified.

I am qualified.

Be quiet.

Or we'll stick with you.

Yappy.

I think if we went last, I mean, we could probably even just, like, scale up

the copyright fence. I mean, I've never done anything like that before.

Look,

no one else is throwing out any good ideas. Okay?

concentrating in terms of if we go this way, he might feel we are up.

But it's really, ah, we missed the sunset, it's dark now.

I don't know if we're going to survive the night though.

We're going to survive the night. Have a bit of confidence, please.

I don't think we should keep waiting till morning.

I agree. I agree. I think if we wait till morning, we can, I don't know, put

heads together, try and figure out a better plan.

What do you think?

I think... I think anyone I'm going to tell my superior that I can't. Well, you

did fuck up.

No, you guys fucked up. I chose you guys so you guys wouldn't get lost.

To bring you back, but you guys were too far on me. Okay, but if you were a

better kid, Calvin, then we probably wouldn't have gotten in this. I haven't

even seen what Calvin has to life of.

Like, this is ridiculous.

I know, but that's true.

Yeah. I thought you meant to have a license.

All you have is a torch and a whistle.

Like, I really don't know what's going on with this company. I mean, his little

big house.

True. That's true. I'll give him that. You get the point for that.

This house is actually maybe not so much, but... I mean, this house

isn't even abandoned.

That creep following us around. I mean, who is this?

I don't know.

No, I think this house is on the market for sale. That's why we only have 24

hours here.

Ah.

But maybe we wait. Maybe we wait, the real estate agent comes, and then, I

know, we can make some form of agreement.

Maybe they can even drop us back home.

Yeah, maybe they want to tell on us. Maybe they want me to leave. Nobody's

to drop us back home, Gavin. What are you talking about? I mean, how long did

walk for before we got here?

Like, from camp, if we're making an estimate.

I'm thinking maybe, like, a good hour or two.

What do you think?

Like, an hour?

I think probably two. Maybe two.

I don't even know where it is. Well, we can try to find it. Like you said, it's

night now. Well, what if he took it?

Oh, what if he took it? That's very true.

What if he took it?

The creepy man that's roaming around in your bags is not so bad as hell. The

more you've talked out, the more I get into it.

You know that?

It's your fault.

It's not my fault. Like you said, we're having a little bench now.

I'm sorry to say, but your camp is shit.

It wasn't exciting.

We had to make up our own fun.

And here we are. There's no point complaining now, okay? We've got

into this mess. We've got to get out.

I reckon, when it's in the morning, hopefully, some normal state lady,

man, they, turns up.

And we can offer them the help.

If not, and they don't turn up, I reckon we go for plan A, which is

go out here.

go to the left, go around the corner, and then go back down the side.

What do you think?

I think I know what I'm talking about. I think you don't know what we're talking

about. I don't think anybody's talking about.

I think, I think that might work.

I think it's okay.

And if not, if it's not right, we can turn right.

You know, we've got multiple options here. And we might even bump into some.

can't be the only camp.

That's actually quite a good plan. I know a camp. I know a camp. Creepy Dory.

Oh!

Oh, I haven't thought about that.

Yeah, I haven't really thought about that. All you guys think about is boys.

Yes. Boys, boys, boys. They have a camp. They know what they're doing.

Possibly, and they might have licences or something.

That would be helpful. That would be helpful.

There's no such thing as a license. Well, clearly because you don't have

So.

I think.

I think.

I think so too. And if that happens to be a couple of boys.

Who cares?

Is that a clue?

You'd be happy to help them. I think I'd be happy to help them. If you know what

I'm saying.

I reckon. Yeah, I reckon we go over there.

And we could keep walking. I mean, we've got to hit some form of road or city or

person if we keep going in that direction.

I mean, this looks more wooded. That looks more rural.

But there could be chances of people being there, I reckon.

Yeah. No, I think there's a camp over here and there's one over here.

Okay. So... So we could do that. We could do that.

And we came in the front.

Correct. We came in the front.

The cabin.

Yeah.

Which, so that's, yeah. I mean, my plan there may be a bit advantageous, trying

to get over that. That might not happen.

But there's gotta, you know, where does the barbed wire fence at the gate?

You're fucking right about that.

There's got to be.

There's no way there isn't a fucking gate.

There's absolutely got to be a way in which I am.

And you want to try that?

I mean, we could do. Like you said, we've got to head that direction anyway

we want to get stuck and see those boys.

So we've got to find a way out first.

Hey, we've got to find a way out first. We've got to find a way out first. I

agree.

Excuse me?

Nothing.

Yeah, that's what I thought you said.

I know.

Oh, excuse me. I know, I've seen that t -shirt. Really?

What t -shirt are you talking about? Nothing. Nothing.

I think it's nice. It's not safe.

Nothing is safe. Did you even see him back at camp?

Did you see him from camp?

Are we sure?

Are we sure we can't see him from campus?

I know.

You guys are talking way too much.

I'm going to study the math like I told you guys.

You're gonna get out lost again.

No. And I'll find us back to where we need to be.

Oh boy.

Oh boy.

Enough with that boy stuff.

But we're gonna first make sure that that monster is knocked out.

I dragged his body out and I'm hoping that he doesn't find the weapon.

That's what I'm hoping. You guys did get rid of the laptop, didn't you?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

I did my best.

I'm confident.

Well, he doesn't have it anymore.

And he's gone, so... I think we're good. I think we're going to be okay.

I hope so, because you guys have been something else. You know that?

You know exactly what that means. I absolutely know they were lying.

Try to get around that way.

Head towards the camp.

Then head towards the point.

Then if they're not there, go other way to the right -hand side. I like that

plan too.

Do you like that plan?

Yeah. He likes the plan. He likes the plan.

So I think we do that.

Hopefully. We've got to reach civilisation.

I don't feel like we wanted that far off. It was only, you know, a couple of

hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I reckon so. I think it'll be fine. I reckon if we... Yeah.

Just keep walking. We've got to find someone. A car. A road.

A car. A car. A bike.

A motorcycle.

A bus.

A train.

All methods of transportation.

We never came to the train for the bus. Exactly.

And we didn't come that far. No, no, we didn't. That's very true.

I feel like it may have been blue.

I don't quite remember if I'm being honest.

So we're going to go on the west side. On the west side, find the camp, if that

camp is open, hike up that road, and then if the map is correct,

I think, like you said, if we keep going forwards that way, they've got it in

the morning, we're dropping off new campers. Yeah. They have to be.

They do it every Saturday.

Exactly. And every Saturday is not around the same.

Yeah, I reckon if we do that, and then if we don't find the bus, we'll find it

up the road. Up the road.

Exactly.

It'll stand up.

It'll stand up. Exactly.

And we'll find someone.

Like you said, weekend.

Weekend hiking.

I'm sure there's some sort of family trotting around.

You guys lay down here.

I hear noises.

See, I think if we head out that way, we've got to find a road. There's no way

we're not going to find a road.

What were you talking about with that man? Show me.

Look, I think we're over here.

That's where I think we are at the moment.

And so if we head to the left, like Selena was saying, there's that other

just around the other hill from us. Okay.

So I think they will probably find that. What do you think?

No. We don't care about the others. Yeah, but it's civilisation. There's

there. I know you don't want us to go there, but I think it's a very, very

plan.

Especially if we find people.

Then we can get help back to our town.

I second that. See? That's a good plan. See? Second it.

Two against one, sadly.

Any of what you guys are thinking. That's what I think. I mean,

we can even use you to run.

No, no, no.

Push us up. No.

With your big man muscles.

No, I'm not going to push anybody up. And then, we've got to find one of the

blue buckets we came in on.

I think we'll find it. I really do.

in this kind of situation.

I think this is the last time we're coming to the camp.

No, no.

Okay, well what's your suggestion then?

We're all going to get defended from it.

Like I said, we're going to find a blue bus at some point.

It's going to happen. There's no way it won't.

A blue what?

A blue bus.

It may not have been blue.

Blue bus. Oh my goodness. What's your focus on? Yeah, but that's how we came

into the camp.

What's your focus?

We're completely off.

Oh my goodness, you guys.

If I remember correctly, I know it's in blue, but like I'm really thinking about

it. I think it was yellow.

I like the yellow orange.

Oh, it's very different to blue.

Yeah, well, I don't know. I was really scared, so I kind of forgot.

But now that I'm thinking about it, I think it might have been yellow.

Maybe orange.

Because yellow is usually for school buses. Camp buses, white.

White? Yeah, maybe it was white.

Maybe. It was white?

I don't know.

Did that sound like you?

That sounds right to me. And I feel like Mr. Camp Counselor here... He doesn't

even know what bus we came on, okay? If he is... Yeah, exactly.

Doubtful.

It's very frustrating.

I feel like we were fibs too.

Camp Counselor telling all the fibs.

I think you guys came up with it. I'm going to get in trouble. I don't know

I'm going to say. I'm responsible for you two guys.

And I might lose my job, honestly.

Well, we're still alive.

Badly.

I'm coming over.

Take this from... Take this from Argyle.

Sure.

See you guys soon.

See, that just looks so much better for me.

I reckon, we've been looking at it from the wrong angle this whole time, I

reckon if we go left, right, and then go round,

we'll probably be back to the basket we came off.

I think so. I really think so.

Or possibly, if we go round to the right -hand side, up from the left, follow

the...

What do you think?

Well, it's actually... I don't know. I hope it starts raining.

Yeah. If it starts raining, I'm just going to reach out. We're in trouble.

going to have a fit.

Yeah. Trauma tantrum, temper tantrum.

I mean, I sense that it's raining, but that may just be my nipple.

I feel like it could rain, possibly.

I don't know.

It's not raining now. I need more rain.

It was raining when we left. It was raining when we left.

That's a good point.

I didn't bring my main coat.

Me either.

And we don't want to be in the flashlight.

That's exactly what we don't want to be, is in the flashlight.

I'm sure that there might be an umbrella around here.

Maybe we could take a look when we try and find the torch.

Or,

if that creases, then we could steal it. Yeah, no.

Hoodie? You're not wearing a hoodie.

Oh. Here's a hat.

Here's a hat.

I think it's a mask.

Yeah. Other than that, it's a mask.

It's a hat.

Yeah, yeah. Could be that, possibly.

That could work.

Well. I don't think the mask would be as good.

But. Is there water in this house? Because I'm really anxious.

Really? Yeah. There could be a leak somewhere.

There could be a huge leak in the pipe. I don't want to be responsible for that.

No. Yeah. No. Well, do you think...

It's coming tomorrow. I'm going to lose my job. Look, if anyone's taking

responsibility for any leak, it's you.

Is it?

Yeah. It's me. Yeah, it's got to be.

No, you're up. Yeah, I think it's true, though. And also, since you're the

responsible, you know, counsellor, is that, you

know, I think you've got to take responsibility for any leak that's

during our time in this abandoned house.

We weren't here for that long.

The leak.

It could have been him running around.

What if that was his boyfriend?

Maybe he was trying to make some dodgy wiring in the house. Maybe there's no

door. Doesn't want someone to move it in.

Oh, what could it be?

Angry neighbor.

Oh, I don't know. People are weird.

People are weird. People are weird.

Yeah.

Could be just a neighbor.

Did you kill him

lately? Yes!

Have some manners. Exactly. If you want to kill, kill.

But at least do it nicely.

You know? Yeah.

This is a plan. I've been nervous.

I know.

You want to kill, but they just don't have any manners.

You fucking bully people up. Seriously.

I know. So I recommend... Hold on.

Are you cool? Because I'm getting a much better view of it.

So I think we should

Yeah. But first, wait for it to get light.

What first?

Wait for it to get light. You said something else before that.

But what?

No, no.

First, wait for it to get light.

Okay. Then go round the back.

And then... Yeah?

I don't know, just keep going until we hit the road. We've got to hit the road.

If we all keep optimistic... I hope you guys don't snore.

We're going to have to spend the night here.

And I need to get sleep.

You may have to use the sofa because I smell like motherfuckers. See, now we're

here again.

Yeah, see? There you go. Yeah. You can sleep on the floor.

Yeah. How about that? Or outside.

Outside, but it's me.

We're not that tall.

Aren't we?

Yeah, no, true. True. We'll be there. And also, you're going to get a massive

bollocking when you go back from camp.

You really are.

You've taken us away from camp. I mean, we kind of ran away.

And we kind of went in there. We kind of went in there. But, you know, that was

like, it was his responsibility.

But if you get us back safely, you know, you could get us back safely.

And then... Because it's all my fault. Correct.

Correct. It's all your fault. And unless you do something about it, you're

ruining your job.

So, I... You can't lose a job you never had.

Can't. Can't. Can't. Can't.

I did have this job. I don't believe you.

Prove it.

Show us some identification.

Wow, too bad.

I should just leave you guys here.

Oh, you poor people.

We'll go find men. And you guys are not doing that.

I think we'll have a good time finding them without you. I agree. You can

actually sleep outside tonight, I reckon. I think the vote will be made.

And we didn't ask you to come here.

I'm the security here, though.

What do you have?

A torch and a whistle?

No, we go through training.

What's the training?

That's top secret. Oh, the camp council training is top secret. Do you hear this

guy? For your information, you have the one that has backwards.

It's not backwards.

It was backwards before.

See, even he doesn't know how to read. God.

Do you do camp council reading?

We talk through the map.

See, I think if we're going from this angle upwards, we're going to make some

more discovery of people or place. We've got to.

We can't be lost out here in the woods forever.

This is no fucking way. This is no.

Yes. And that is?

Yes. No. Where?

No. That sounds a lot faster, doesn't it?

I think it sounds a bit...

Okay, so maybe north -south. No, that's when we have the map backwards.

Oh, okay.

So, if we're talking south, well... Now, what direction is that at?

Um, well... You guys don't know.

It's over here. Are you going to make helpful comments?

So, are your parents going to be searching for you guys all this time

have to come back here? Yes, they will be, actually.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. I'm going to get written up. Yeah. Probably written up. They're bringing

new people in, right? Yeah, exactly. So, that's what I'm saying.

We can at least try to find the new people.

What new people?

The new... You don't even know how to have work.

When's shipment day?

Exactly. New people come in, old people go out. It's just how it works.

Ah, you guys don't know what you're talking about.

Yes, we do.

And we're going to get out of that. No, you don't.

I think our sense of direction is pretty good. Oh, it is.

I'm definitely now up and down. Yeah.

How long do you think we should wait here for?

At least until they get fly. Like you said, you know, we tell them we're going

out there, or it's dark, it's wilderness, it's just not a good idea.

Hmm.

Well, I'm happy we figured out the direction.

Mm -hmm. Listen.

Because I know, I feel like you're probably more familiar with the North

South. I think I might.

I

can't

believe you have the mask on today.

At least you're good.

I can't count the health.

I

guess

the Japan has dropped out of the A1.

Thank you.

I think it's my turn to speak, but you guys are just on it. We're actually

coming up with some good ideas here. It seems that you'll know. Me and Ari did

you definitely better than you already.

All I heard was crapola.

Crapola? Yeah, crapola.

That's all I heard.

I think we have a pretty good plan, and I think it was better than yours.

I agree.

Crapola.

Crapola.

Crapola.

Crapola.

Yes, it is upside down. I just fixed it.

It's in this gap.

I just fixed it. Okay, that's wrong.

No, it was upside down. All wrong.

How well can he hold a torch?

Do you know what I mean? He could have done more, I reckon.

The stuff has to be here in the first place.

How am I supposed to do that? How am I supposed to know there's a monster

to kill us?

Yeah, but you brought us to this house.

How do you know you're not in on this? Could it be your little friend?

Oh, you think I'm in on this? It could be. Could be your little mate that you

partied with. The more I talk to you, the more I try to get down.

I can't believe you're not on my side.

I'm not on your side. I can't be on your side because we nearly died on the

wall. And we shouldn't have been here anyway.

We better get something in this house.

Yeah Forget

about

boy

Do they have camp licenses?

We can find out. I mean, there's real camp counselors that can help us, that

have got the license.

They can prove it, and they can get us home safely.

And then you can go back to camp. Prove what?

Prove what?

You didn't know my bad listening. What?

You're a fraud.

I'm a fraud. You guys were disobedient, and you didn't listen to my word, and

you walked out to camp.

Sorry. And we were supposed to be right out.

No, you guys wanted to go explore.

Yeah, that's what counts about finding yourself exploring.

What did

you do at camp?

Exactly. When you were in camp. I listened to directions.

Yes, I did. What direction?

Directions that I did.

And they don't need to struggle with it. And we've actually kind of getting a

solid plan now.

If we head towards the other camp, we find a blue, yellow, white, black, one

the pinks, and a red.

Then we've got to find someone.

There's got to be someone.

I know there's two of them nearby.

But I can't predict where they do that. Two of them. We still have to get home

because we're talking about that.

that if there's like a tubing outpost, then that might be another place that we

can build our home.

Exactly.

Because the buses come through there all the time.

We're there every hour. Exactly.

We've got to think about, you know, we've got to think about outside the

These, you know, the straightforward plans, this is what has got us. Where do

think outside the box?

A hole!

Loma! Loma!

That's it. You guys are making me upset. I'm almost ready for bed and I don't

even know if we can share a sleeping together. We're definitely not sharing.

am so upset at you guys.

I don't want to share a room with you guys. We don't want to share a room with

you, camp counselor.

Camp counselor. All right.

If we get some quiet time, I'll get to the rest.

And then,

That you are going to see more responsibility is what you're going to

There's no way you're going to blame us. It's really not going to happen.

We're the client in this situation, okay?

We're the people from camp.

You're in trouble.

Thanks for watching.

I'll see you in the next one.

Because we're going to go to bed very soon. Because I'm tired.

Me too.

Me too.

We've had such a long day. I mean, we all got bloody killed.

Because you're going to meet me at the outside.

Yeah, well, I was trying to do us all a favour and whack him, alright?

If my plan worked, we'd be in a situation.

Yeah.

But it didn't work.

But you don't have to do that. Before you go out of your way.

But we must be fine.

I think we're safe.

I think she's gone. I think we're safe.

I hope so.

I hope so.

If not, you can stand up, I reckon. You can sit outside.

Like a little dog and make sure that we're okay. We can sit peacefully in

I hope so.

I reckon.

I think. And I think we've got a relatively good plan.

You know.

The borderline of a plan, anyway.

Yeah, I mean. I say fuck the map.

I say fuck the map. I absolutely say fuck the map.

We'll take the map. We'll take the map. You know?

The idea of going further than the map. The idea of going further than the map.

The idea of going further than the map. The map is a tool to get from A to D.

Yeah.

Not a very good one. Not a very good one because we've ended up here. So this is

the map. There you go. You've made the map.

You guys don't mean it.

Excuse me. She and I will stay inside.

Like you said, you can't go to the floor. That's not my fault. How bad is

I'm going to warn you now.

It's ice bath.

Well, I mean, I throw a little bit, but I park in my seat.

Perfect. You can park on our floor.

And you can keep God outside.

What did you say?

You can keep God outside.

Because if that fucking mania comes back, it's not coming from me.

Okay? Yeah.

You didn't see me, my over -the -blanket hiding.

And then Leon murdered you for doing that.

Well, how I see it is that was all never going to happen anyway.

It's all written in the stars, these kind of things. I was never going to

You guys were always going to jump out and save me.

So I wasn't about to die.

Probably. I didn't lose it anyway.

You're right. Your time will come when your time comes. Exactly. And that was

not your time. You didn't.

It wasn't my time. It wasn't my fucking time.

Exactly. It wasn't my time earlier, but it wasn't your time earlier.

It wasn't our time to die. It's not our time to die.

Exactly, we have made it, and now we just need to make it out of the womb.

Are you proud of us, Camtown?

Not really, I'm not.

Oh, come on.

Oh, bollocks. We survived a killer.

Have a bit of optimism about you.

I think we did the right thing. I think we did the right thing.

I agree, I think we really did the right thing.

I think we did the... Best thing that we could have done. We made the best

decision. 100%. And tomorrow we'll make an even better decision when we find a

way out of it. Max or no Max. Can we get ice cream?

Absolutely we can get ice cream. You know who's going to get ice cream?

Those boys.

Those boys are going to get lots of ice cream. I don't have the best idea.

No ice cream for you. Do you think that's possible?

Possibly. I could definitely go for a ice cream. I could go for a huge

All over me, like a sucker.

Oh, cool me right down.

It would be so nice. It would be great with a drip all over me. I'd love a

popsicle right back there. That would be great.

An ice cream.

That would be lovely.

Did you hear something?

I think it's Matt.

You know, if we only had a cell phone reception, we could have called camp.

you checked it yet?

I haven't tried that. I'm not sure.

I'm not.

But I reckon, see, on that side, over there, if we go up that way, that's what

I'm talking about.

And then we go back to that camp.

You made enough projection, Gail, I think.

Let's just calm it down a little bit.

We all have to be on the point team.

You know what I'm saying?

No. Okay,

but you saying that makes us feel like we're not on the same page. I

don't

know. I think this is something that's gonna be emotionally traumatizing for a

long time.

Hey, but you guys were at fault as well, so it's not all on me. Okay, but we

were just trying to have a good time. Yeah.

And you had to come all up in here and, you know, bring a boy, bring a fun.

We were going to like,

I don't know, we were going to have a fun girls night.

Again, with the Girls Night Talks, you have to be focused on what you guys did

wrong and how you guys can be held accountable.

Just because you're a warrior, you can be held accountable.

Don't pass the blade.

Understand the blade.

Search in the blade.

Feel the blade.

And then you adjust the match. You can adjust the match.

Acceptance is part of the process.

Well...

I have to think about what I'm going to tell my supervisor.

Yeah, you better get to him.

Like I said, if we go that way, then... I think we're going in some... We're

heading in some form of direction.

You know what? Like, if we go out there, that way, I reckon... I do really love

the cute boys at Camp Chad.

Well... But this has been a great experience, right?

So that's a third. True. That's true. No murdering has occurred.

And we got our time to hang out again. We so did.

It's just been lovely.

I mean, that's the whole reason I went to camp, was to try and have more girl

time. Make it a journey.

Yeah, exactly.

I hope you guys had a good time. I did.

And this is part of the experience.

Getting lost, it's part of the allure of going to camp.

It's not how fast you get there.

It's a journey. Yeah. You know, how long is that?

It's a climb.

You know, it really is a climb.

I'm happy we didn't make the decision to climb that fence.

Yeah. The barbed wire fence.

Yeah. The only fence that we've been talking about.

Yeah. And I think... See,

I think, yeah, like I said, if we go out that way...

We can come back round, maybe go to Camp Chad.

I think we should go to both of them. Yeah, there's people in there. I know

there is.

If we keep going past that way, we get to the main road anyway.

I think that's what we've got to do. We've got to go that way.

We've just got to.

Like, there's no other option.

We go left, we go right, we go to Camp Chad. We go right, we go left, we go

to... That other camp, what was it called? Camp Pesto, wasn't it?

Camp Creek?

Yeah, Camp Creek.

I'm hungry.

I don't know where I got pesto from.

I think we should,

I don't know, Camp Chad is

calling my name, but like Camp Creek. I don't know why.

Yeah, I heard that there's cuter boys there.

Okay. Well, if there's cute boys, then that should be our main priority.

You know, never mind the killer, never mind anything else besides boys.

You know.

So, if we go left and right, is that what we're saying? Are we agreeing on

Is this an agreement?

No, we're not agreeing on this. No, not at all.

We're not going to agree on this because this idea is stupid, I tell you guys.

You guys don't know what you're talking about.

We do, we do. We've been looking at the map.

I don't know. I thought we had fucked the map.

Yes, we did. That's so true. We did say fuck the map.

Because we're going to be outside of the box.

It's not a sedan anymore, is it?

I heard a lot of people were at Camp Europe.

Camp Europe. Yeah. I heard that there's good food at Camp Rookie.

Me too.

Cappadocian? Turkey?

No, they do like turkey hunting.

They eat there.

And their turkey is really good.

Like some of the best in the country.

Wow. Well,

I mean, we should... I mean, if we're trying to... I mean, I feel like if we

made... You know, this was a whole adventure, so we may as well just

adventure and on our way back, just like, get on with the free camp. We'll

a good camp tour!

Exactly, let's make it into a fun experience. We have the horrible

this horrible house, which is chosen by that dog.

And then, let's make it into a nice adventure.

Well,

forget about the adventure.

No! Just because you're getting told off, okay?

Because I'm responsible for you guys in the first place.

Look, I think... I think we just... Let's get the map out of your hands.

You guys better just lay down here. Back to the map! Fuck the map! Back to what

I was saying.

So you guys are going to be in trouble. Do you know that?

No, you're going to be in trouble. You're the champion.

We don't have any jobs to lose.

Exactly.

Yeah.

I think you guys should be grateful.

I'm happy that we did some math, and I'm happy that we were in this journey

together. Me too, me too. I'm glad we won this chatting together.

I think when the sun comes up, we should go on our little camp tour.

I agree.

I think that would be so good. We can fuck off.

I agree. Yeah, I agree. We can go get some ice cream.

Some nice ice cream.

I hope it doesn't get all over me.

Yeah. That would be awesome.

You know, I was thinking you did get rid of that machete, right?

Fuck, look!