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I know.

I was, like, totally expecting to at least, like, get laid tonight.

Right. And then I got horny, I exfoliated, I moisturized, I got a fresh

pedicure, and nobody was like, I know, I got a pedicure.

It's like guys don't know how to seduce women anymore.

Seriously.

We don't always want them to just be aggressive and be sensual and be

passionate.

They're just pigs.

Oh, they seriously don't get it. I'm getting sick of all these little boys.

You're right.

Seriously, I mean, like, look how hot we are. Like, if we go to a party, we

should definitely be going home with somebody. Exactly.

I mean, do you know any guys we can call over?

Not any that are worth calling over, honestly.

Just a bunch of lame idiots who wouldn't know how to handle us anyway.

Well, it's gone for the weekend, right?

If we have your place to ourselves, we should do something.

Who are we going to invite over?

I don't know. I should think about it.

You really haven't seen any cute guys lately?

I mean, the last cute guy I saw was my mom's boyfriend.

Really?

Yeah, look up with him. No. She's dating somebody?

No, he's like 20 years younger than her and he's super hot. I don't know how she

scored him. She's a fucking freak.

He must be really good in bed, that's all I know.

Really? Yeah.

Can you fight him over?

For a few years.

Yeah, no.

I mean, I have a hypothetical situation.

What would you fuck him?

I mean, yes, he's attractive, but I am not going to fuck my mom's boyfriend.

That's just awful.

I can't do that.

Oh, come on. I bet he would love to fuck you.

He's even thought about it.

I mean, I do catch him checking me out sometimes, but weirdly

enough, I mainly catch him looking at my feet.

He's one of those?

I didn't even know my mom was into feet like that, so.

You have some cute feet. That makes sense.

You have really good feet. Thank you.

But, I mean, he is really hot. I just wish he wasn't my mom's boyfriend.

Well, just because he's your mom's boyfriend doesn't mean that I can't fuck

What? Right? No, you can't fuck my mom.

either what the hell that makes no sense but okay i mean if she finds out she's

gonna kill you and she's gonna kill me then we just don't tell her i mean but

she's gonna find out we can keep a secret she always finds out everything

question is can he keep a secret

I'm great, how are you? Yeah, this is my friend Kara. I'm happy you guys could

meet. Uh, your mom is here, right? Uh, no.

She's actually out of town, um, for the next two weeks.

Two weeks?

Seems like it's really pretty light.

I've never seen a color green like that before. Yep, they sure are nice. Thanks,

I appreciate it. Would you like to be a really cute editor color?

Sure, I'm fancy.

Just keep your face right there.

Ah, oops.

What?

be a cute color on you.

Would that complement my feet?

Um, yeah, it sure would, actually.

Um, I think it might be better with your skin tone more.

Let me see your feet.

Oh, God, let me see your feet. I can't see if the screen is different.

I think that my feet are just fine, actually.

Um, Malala, I'm really sorry that my mom's not here. You should probably just

start heading home.

Like, now.

Before you go on, I just want to ask a couple questions.

You know, like, you didn't know that her mom was going home.

Yeah, I mean, why didn't you tell me that? Probably because the

not that serious.

I mean, it's very casual, isn't it?

You never talked about exclusivity or anything like that.

So it wouldn't be weird if he were to think we needed to date around.

I'm just saying, like, he can get all the information.

All he needs is that, right, man?

Right? I just met her. I mean... Yeah, you just met... You just met her.

I don't know.

What do you think, Milan?

I should just go.

Yeah, I think you should, too. You know, Kira's just really friendly. Really

friendly. I'm really... I don't know.

Can't control herself sometimes.

Okay, so please don't tell your mom.

No, yeah, I most definitely will not. I don't want to be in trouble.

Including you, right?

Yeah.

I mean, it depends for what.

Exactly. We're just looking at pink.

Let me just see your teeth.

Why don't you see my feet? Because you always pick the same sparkly pink for

your toes. And I think that it's very cute. But I just think if it's green, it

would work. Can you do this?

He really doesn't have to do that. That's not necessary.

It's really not necessary, I promise.

It would be cute.

Okay.

You know, Kara, we... I just think

that maybe a foot in the past wouldn't hurt.

Oh my gosh, what's wrong?

Well, okay.

How about you take that as a shoe?

Here.

That's all, though. That's all we're doing here.

And it's only because my feet are really sore from watching you fall.

Okay.

I still think that your feet would be better this way.

Come on. Put this foot right here.

See how much more that compliments you? Yeah, I can see that. That would be

cute.

Or maybe, like, the color on his lips.

Thank you, Binky. He's covering my toenail, so I can see what it is. He's

you a massage on his mouth. Yeah, that's all.

You're actually putting your foot in my mouth.

I'm sorry, what was that?

I can't hear you.

How do you know that I'm in defeat?

I mean well first of all I didn't say that you just said it Yeah. Now

I'm starting to think that you're in defeat because you brought it. I mean,

yeah, why would you say something like that? That was really weird.

Does your mom know you're in defeat?

Of course.

Do you have a lot of experience with measuring women in my feet?

I think he does.

Could you show us?

Yeah.

Oh, he knows how to use that tongue.

Don't tell your mom, please.

I mean, of course not. Would I possibly tell her that her boyfriend has my foot

in his mouth?

That doesn't really sound right, does it?

That's really bad.

Maybe it's better if it wasn't for her daughter.

Yeah, that's a little better, right?

He likes the way they taste.

Maybe he could fit both of our feet in his mouth at

the same time. We can make it fit.

I

didn't

take much convincing today.

That looks like my mom has been getting special treatment.

It's way too nice to just be kept to one woman.

Get in between every single toe.

That's right. I want to have your tongue in between.

Oh, you're so good.

Look at her toes.

Oh, my feet are feeling so much better already.

Those are really good.

Yeah, it is.

I think your feet need some attention too. Don't forget about my friend here.

I didn't say you could stop massaging them though.

If you have a mouth and a hand, you can do both at the same time.

Are you sniffing her feet?

Are you already

imagining what they would feel

like wrapped around your cloth?

Oh my gosh.

Yeah, that's right.

Take her whole foot in your mouth.

Oh my gosh.

I never knew what a freak you were. I mean, I knew you liked feet, but maybe

this much.

That's right.

So good.

Oh my gosh.

I don't think

any

of the boys at the party we went to would have done that.

It's a real joke.

Don't answer that.

We don't want to hear it.

No, someone's greedy in the next few years.

It's definitely hard. I can feel his call.

It's so... Oh my gosh.

and forth between my foot and her foot.

Get it nice and wet.

Put your foot all over.

Do you want to know what feet row together?

We just pulled it right out.

It just slipped right in between our feet, didn't it?

Oh, right at the tip. That's what you like.

Thank you for telling me. It seems like he's done this quite a few times.

Someone's a professional.

Footprint.

Yeah,

I think I can do that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I think we're doing a pretty good job.

I think so.

Oh my gosh, that's

crazy.

Get my toes some extra space in order to your day.

What about you?

Put some spit on my toe.

Do you want to watch some more?

Yeah, we can keep it secret.

oh my god oh

he's

such a little freak

Would you like me to touch your skin?

Oh, yeah.

Right in between your toes.

Toes can grip pretty good, can't they?

Oh, yeah, just right in between.

Relax your toes. Relax.

Oh, that's what you like.

Oh,

that's

what you like.

No, we didn't tell you to stop.

Look at those lips.

Here,

push your stick into my mouth.

I'm going to put it out and feed it to you with my feet.

oh my gosh

Looks like he's already trying not to come.

I'm so glad you're getting it.

Oh my God, I think she likes that.

I think she likes that a lot.

One,

two,

three.

Thank you.

Thank you.

um

Thank you.

Thank you.

oh my

god

um um

oh my

god

I'm sorry.

Come here. Come with me.

oh my god yes please

I've got a fucking day.

Oh my

god.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Stretch me out, yeah?

oh my

god

Please don't stop me, please don't stop me, please fuck!

oh my goodness

Oh.

There it is.

Oh my gosh.

Can you hear me?

Thank you.

Oh, my

God.

I'm very proud of you.

Because she might...

Oh, Jack.

um um um

Thank you.

oh my

gosh

Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah.

How are you doing that you're getting your feet on his balls a little bit?

Oh. Oh.

I don't know.

Come on.

oh oh

Thank you.

Thank you.

That was fun.

There you go.

There you go.

Come back for me.

Oh, my

God.

Yeah, that's right.

I was...

Oh, my God.

Yeah, who would be there?

Oh yeah.

um um

Oh my god.

Oh,

my God.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Don't cry.

Don't cry.

Don't cry.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

So good.

That was good.

Thank you for giving us your mom.

Can I let my mom find out about this? No, no, no. I don't want to.

I don't want to keep fucking us like that.

You're my little fucksling now.

My little fucksling.