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Okay, here we go.

Sorry, we couldn't go on a spring break this year, but I have a surprise

for you.

Ooh, what is this? Ready?

Ta -da!

What is it?

What is this?

I brought the spring break in the home.

Uh, thanks.

Yeah, thanks.

What do you think?

Okay. The color.

Where's the water?

Well, we'll get the water in there soon, but I want you guys to try it out and,

you know, maybe jump in there.

Are you guys thirsty?

Yeah. Maybe I can grab you a virgin margarita, perhaps?

Yeah, that sounds good.

Perfect. Why don't you two get comfy in there?

Well, we'll just make him happy I guess?

I don't know, act like we're super excited and maybe he'll get us an actual

outside.

That's not a bad idea.

Not a bad idea actually. Okay.

I guess pumping means.

Ridiculous. I know.

No, it doesn't even have water.

You can't even use them.

Oh, my God. That was so funny.

Oh, my God. I don't... Oh, this is embarrassing.

Well, hopefully he brings some, like, oil or something.

Oh, yeah.

We can try a little something.

Hey, I can see it. Yeah.

This little spot right here. Right here. I'm going to sit here.

Our friends are in Miami.

in your living room. Oh my god, did you see that one girl was on a cruise?

Yes! Yeah, whatever.

Something like that. It's a not popular girl, but... I mean, how... We could all

love ladies right now.

I would love a girl.

Don't worry.

Cool. Whatever.

Tiny pool room.

Oh my god. I... Well, at least you made it so it's cute.

But it's yours.

Yeah.

Oh, and this necklace.

It's so pretty.

Thank you. Thank you.

Can I dress up for your dad?

No. No, no, no.

If anything works with you.

Oh, thank you.

Okay, so I guess when he comes back, we'll oil ourselves up with this little

of sun.

Put smiles on our faces.

Okay, girls.

See, she likes it.

Good. You've had this before. We had that in the fridge.

Yeah, it's really, really good.

It matches the vibe.

See? Absolutely.

Yes. Very colorful. I bought these special for spring break.

You did?

Yeah, spring break at home.

Yeah, thank you.

You guys want to oil up?

I mean, you could get a good paint here coming through the window.

It's looking pretty bright.

Yeah, let's do it. All right, let me grab the oil.

All right.

Yeah, just set your drink to the side there.

Here we go.

Yeah, pull those tears back.

I'll let you guys get started, and then I'll jump in accordingly.

How's that sound? Sounds good.

Yeah.

Oh, is it cold? Yeah.

Is it? Oh, I thought I warmed up.

Oh, it's freezing.

And now my hands are cold.

Oh, if only we were outside.

It's a warm out today.

Yeah. But you know what? Being in the living room is totally fine. Yeah. Yeah.

Totally fine.

It's so warm here. Yeah. Yeah.

He's going to bring some moisturizers. Uh -huh.

Yep. Yeah. Oh,

thank you.

There you go. You guys are going to be so soft after this.

Teamwork makes the dream work.

Yeah, dream work. I mean, dream work. Yep.

Yep.

Oh, my God.

Uh -huh. So, what do you guys think? How will we go on? We have a big break here

this week.

Great break.

Well, it was good, but this break is even better.

Yes. Yeah, straight A's for everyone?

Of course. Yeah.

Good.

Besides the teacher.

What happened? What happened? Tell me. I want to hear all the gossip.

It's like we have to read a whole entire book every week. It's ridiculous.

Well, you know, when I was in the pool, we had to walk uphill both ways in the

snow. What? Yeah, just to get there. Yep. That's crazy.

Crazy, right?

I know you don't believe me, but I'm telling you. Back in my day.

Yeah. You know, I know that the kids all say that, but that's reality.

You know?

Yeah,

she's getting soft. She's all shiny.

Yeah. Yeah, she's shiny. Oh, yeah, there you go.

Yeah. Oh, I love her. She's shiny. Yeah, she's shiny. Yeah, absolutely. We're

all shiny.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Get the arm. Did you get your arm, Dad?

I want my tan arm.

Yeah, well, you'll get it coming.

That sun's going to come right as soon as that cloud moves. That sun's going to

come right through here.

And you guys are going to be so dark.

I don't want you to burn, though. You have this red hair and bare skin.

Yeah, I'd hate to burn in the living room.

That'd be really, really dark. Honey, you're going to get dark. I am.

It's okay.

You take after your mother.

You're right. I do.

You're white.

Yeah, yeah. Of course. Yep.

Yep.

Good. So what are you guys, any new classes coming up this next semester

you're excited for or anything like that?

Well, I'm going to take on like a little cooking class.

Oh, wow. Oh, man.

Get out.

You didn't tell me that.

Yes. I get to eat and eat all day. Are you really good at cooking? I didn't

that. I am.

She cooks.

Don't let her fool you. She's never cooked for you before when you guys hung

out? Can you believe that? I cannot believe that.

What's your favorite thing to cook?

She's mostly a baker.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. She's pretty good.

You make that one good Italian sausage dish, too.

Oh, that sounds so good.

Yeah.

She's good at that.

Well, I'm taking a pottery class.

Oh, wow. It's really good with my hands.

Yeah, that's cool. I want to like really be able to mold things. Uh -huh. Yeah,

that's awesome. That would make me a king.

They do that at the school now, huh?

Uh -huh.

Huh, I had no idea. They didn't have that one. We had chalk blocks.

Okay, well that's fun. Yeah, that was really good.

You like wood?

Uh -huh, yep. Yeah, we built, I remember building a bird feeder, and it's gone.

That was really fun.

Hmm. Yeah, those were.

It's gone.

Mm -hmm. Yep. That sounds made up. No, that's the real, that's one of those

things kind of hangs on the wall. I made that.

You know, we have this. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. You made that?

I didn't make that one. But these are more metal design, which I could, but I

haven't.

But how are things at home?

Chloe, are your parents good?

He's a workaholic, that guy.

I know, he never spends any time with me. But God, you're always home.

Yeah, of course. We love having you over, don't we, sweetie?

I love having you over so much. Yeah, you guys.

And you guys have become such good friends over the years.

We have.

Yeah, you guys share a lot of things.

A lot of similar interests, a lot of things.

Yeah, we love to share.

We're pretty good at it.

That's right. It sure is.

What about you? How's work?

Oh, busy, busy, busy.

Busy, busy.

I just got a promotion last week, actually, but don't tell your mother.

Got a promotion, but you don't want to go out? Don't tell your mother. I know.

That's so upsetting. Don't you tell your mother that I got more money. She'll

want to spend it on the credit card. That's for sure.

Well Well, listen if you guys are good and you you know you

you have to be good though the next couple days and I Just might I might

house and we can maybe go somewhere Would

you guys like that

Would you be allowed to go with us, Chloe?

Yes. I will not take no for an answer.

Well, I can text your parents. Yeah, please.

Yeah. They won't say no to you.

I'll let them know, you know.

It's going to be a family affair.

Yeah. Just us three for a whole weekend?

Well, I mean, yeah, I guess. That would work, I suppose.

I don't see why not.

Yeah. It'll be so fun.

You girls can go out. We'll go to the arcade, do the boardwalk and the rides

everything. Honey, actually, stand up. I want to make sure you're tall enough

this year for the rides.

Okay.

Oh, let me see.

Yeah, that should do it.

Yeah. How tall do you think I need to be?

I think you're plenty tall, I think, now.

Okay. Yeah, I think you're good. I think we can... I know, I always look out.

I'm not tall enough. Yeah, exactly.

All right, that should work.

Yep.

Chloe, let me... Well, I think she's plenty tall, right?

Yeah, I'm pretty tall. Yeah, yeah, you are. I've never missed out on a record.

Yeah, you've never missed out on a lot of things, but yeah.

Yep, I think you're going to do it. Yeah? Yeah, you're tall.

You're definitely... We could go on all the rides.

Yep, exactly.

Exactly.

All right. But I'll get a good house, too. That way we'll have a pool.

Yep, a pool, all of that stuff.

Skinny dipping in the middle of the night. Hey, no boys allowed.

No boys allowed.

Yeah. We'll maybe go buy our other friends.

Yeah. Well, we'll see.

I'll have to give that some thought.

Okay. Yeah, we'll give that some thought.

Maybe.

But, oh, good.

You guys are, you like the pool, huh?

The pool's nice.

It's nice.

Yeah. You're really sweet.

Yeah, I try.

Yeah, I try.

You mind if I come in your mouth, honey?

Yes, my mouth.

What about on your face?

No, not on my face. Last time, you hurt my eye. Oh, okay. My mouth. Okay, all

right.

That's no problem at all.

All right.

There you go.

I think I'm going to go on the Internet and see if I can find a rental property.

But you girls have to do some chores for me around the house.

Okay, we're going to do it. Okay, good job.

All right.

He's so funny.

Girls, guess what?

What? You're in luck. I got the rental house.

Oh, my God.

That's so sad. Isn't that cool?

Pool. It's right by the beach.

All of that stuff.

All of that stuff.

Malls. Boardwalk.

Hot tub.

Hot tub.

Yep. Oh, my God. That's so much fun. I'm so excited to go out on the balcony.

When are we leaving?

Well, you guys need to... You're yours first. Trust me.

We just started.

Which is it? You're almost done or you just started? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm no dummy. I've seen this before. Amber's played these tricks for years.

yeah, I bet.

Yeah, she has.

I'm so excited. I want to go so bad. I know. I need a pack still. You need a

pack still.

You both probably need a pack.

Well, maybe we can go nude everywhere.

You what?

You could take us shopping.

Hey, I didn't agree to that. Now you're pushing it.

Oh, we could buy new bikinis.

Oh, my God. That new store just opened up with all those nice bikinis. Yes.

Oh, my God. That new store that's just right out front. Oh, my God.

So cute.

We gotta get the best bikinis. We have to get the best pictures.

Mm -hmm. We have to be the hottest ones on the beach in Miami. Not only that, we

have to, like, make good posts. We have to make everybody else jealous. Yeah.

Like, we have to. I know. I've been looking at the best posts all the time

I'm so jealous.

Like, she's already there right now.

No way.

Yeah. I'm serious.

Well, then maybe we should go somewhere else then.

Hey, I already got the house.

Oh.

Don't mess around.

We could go to Mexico.

Hey, hey, hey.

I don't think so.

Well, you know, Joshua went to Paris, so.

He did? Paris took him to Paris? For spring break? Well, actually, they

take him. They let him go.

Wait, because he's there or not there? He's there with friends? No, he's

oh, he's telling his wife we're there.

Ah.

Who's he with?

Um, probably with a girlfriend, friends.

That's the kid that you had over.

The other night, you guys were hanging out.

Yeah. Oh, Josh. And he has a girlfriend?

Well, we've been hanging out with multiple girls. Well, you know how these

are.

Well, this is just so crazy. I don't know.

Like I said, we just have to have the best pose.

Yes.

No, don't do it.

Oh, I'm so excited. I am desperately in need of a pan.

Yes. I really do. I'm so pale.

You didn't get tan in the living room today?

In the living room? That was funny earlier.

I think I might actually be paler than I was before.

Because you've been here all day cleaning. Yeah.

Well, once the chores are done, you guys know where we're headed.

Yeah. We're going to the beach house.

You should be. We can get some little candles like the one in this cup.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Definitely.

Beach life.

And maybe you guys remember.

Well, Amber, you probably remember.

When we leave, we can stop down the road at that roast beef place and you guys

get a sandwich.

Yeah. I love sandwiches. Same.

Mine has avocado in it.

Ooh, yeah?

Yes. Do you know what's weird? I feel like I'd rather have a sandwich rather

than a salad.

I know that's not really girly of me, but I love a sandwich.

I could go for both. Yeah. I mean, a sandwich would be girly.

Yeah. A girly sandwich?

A girly avocado sandwich? You put avocado in it and it's girly.

Let's go again. So do

you think there's any chance that you

might let us go alone?

I'm sorry, what?

Nothing.

No chance.

Well, it's worth a shot.

You girls, I know how you act when you're out in public and by yourself.

How do we act? What do you mean?

Like little floozies.

Floozies? No.

Trust me, I know you two.

I don't know. Who told you? I have eyes and ears everywhere.

It was Josh, wasn't it?

Don't you worry about it.

Oh my God. Always telling our secrets.

Don't you worry about it. Josh is a big fat liar. He'll know that. What?

He's a big fat liar, Josh. He is? Yes. I don't think.

Don't listen to him.

He doesn't have a dad. He doesn't have a dad. He's not alive.

He what?

He doesn't have a dad. He's already in trouble.

What happened to his dad?

Walked out.

For a cup of milk.

And he never came back?

No.

That's why he's so messed up.

Exactly. Mm -hmm.

Poor boy.

Oh, well.

Huh.

Well, his mom seems to be alive.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, have you? Yeah.

You guys. I saw that face.

It's all tethered on your mind.

I don't know. You're a pretty funny guy.

What? What?

What do you even mean?

No. How would you even know?

Mom's always out of town, and you're always very womanier. Mm -hmm.

In front of us, too. Like, come on. I'm sorry, what? I'm sneaky about it.

You two don't know what you're talking about.

That's why you're so quiet.

I can tell you that.

Remember the last girl he brought over?

Oh, my God. She was a floozy. Yeah, what was her name?

Like Jane or something? Yeah, that's a terrible name. No, that wasn't her

name. Mary was her first name. Oh, of course.

Mary? Yeah.

Who am I?

Okay, I'm going through it very nicely. Yeah, of course.

She's very nice to you, huh?

Uh -huh.

Well, maybe you could just break her and let her go out without someone.

You guys are not to that age yet.

No. No.

You're adult, but... We have a good head on our shoulders.

Yeah, look at her.

We're growing into a very mature young woman.

Well, I don't know about all that.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

You'd win dad of the year award.

Yeah? Yeah.

Well, you know I am that already.

Do you need help over there?

Yeah, I should be getting done. Yep. I'm already done folding, so may as well

just help out. There you go. Yeah, you can double up on that. Yeah, just, like,

dry them off.

Yeah. Yeah.

Let's get going.

Yeah.

Oh, thank you.

We'll get these done in no time, and then we can start packing for our trip.

Yes. Do you think we can go see, like, a concert or something?

Let's go alone.

You know.

I can go to the concert, too. Trust me. But can you go as hard as us?

I'm not sure. Can you go to the front?

I've been going to the front of concerts for years.

I was front row two weekends ago.

No, where did you go?

I went to a bluegrass show.

Bluegrass? What is bluegrass?

What?

I don't know about that.

You know your dear old dad used to have a little wild side to him?

I believe that part, yes.

But maybe not front and center with the concert.

Trust me.

I've been doing this for years.

Long before you were even a twinkle in my eye.

A twinkle in your eye. Well, then maybe you should just let us go alone because

couldn't you have had your fun? And we'll be able to miss you a little bit.

know what I mean? If we're always together, we won't be able to miss you.

And what is that supposed to mean?

Nothing. You two girls are crazy.

That's the problem.

I'm afraid to let you guys out on your own and get into trouble.

No trouble. We're good girls. We are very good girls.

Look at us. We're doing the dishes right now for you.

Hey, you know how you get things in this world.

You give and take.

You work hard, right?

Well, that too.

You got to work hard for what you get and you got to really put in the time.

You know, if you want something good, earn it.

Well, we're earning it right here. That's right.

Oh,

you know what? We should go to that restaurant that's right on the beach.

Oh, that's... Yeah.

Oysters and... It's a five -star restaurant. Oh, yum. I took you to that

before, didn't I?

No, I was at a one -on -one.

Oh. And take -out's good. Oh!

Gotta make up for it now.

Hey, I always take you to five -star restaurants.

That one was a six star.

A six star. You have no idea what you're even talking about.

Hey.

Only the finest things.

Only the finest things.

Well, not always, but you know.

Look at us. We're so close.

You guys are. You're getting there. You're doing what was asked of you. Good

job.

Good job.

There's, oh, you know what? I see a little piece of meat on that plate right

there. Oh, no, this one's not clean either.

Completely missed that one.

Didn't I got it? Yeah?

Yeah.

That was meatloaf. That was the meatloaf from last night.

I love meatloaf. I actually did have meatloaf last night, too.

You did it? Yeah, I did.

Your mom made it? Yeah, isn't that nice?

Huh. Did you know ketchup is like the topping for a meatloaf?

Yes. I had no idea. I thought it was like tomato sauce or something. Oh my

right?

Well, whatever.

Here we go.

Yeah, did you already dry that?

Do you want to rinse that off again for me?

Got it all soapy again.

I know.

Now the floor is going to need cleaning.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

Let me get you the broom.

It will never be done.

He's just going to keep making that floor more.

I don't know.

We're so close. We got this.

Wow. Here you go, Chloe.

Right to it.

to work here.

Yeah, well, that's part of the deal.

Yeah, you gotta earn your keep.

That's what they say.

Yep. Let me get out of your way here.

Okay, let's get this out of this place. Yep.

Okay, you're getting there.

So close.

Yep.

You sure are.

Yeah, of course. It's so dirty. It really is. It is. You guys are running

here in your shoes all the time. I always tell you, that's why you always

in bare feet.

I know, I know. You're right, you're right.

See?

You might need this to get all that dirt off.

I don't want all the dirt because I'm going to get mad.

Trust me.

Yeah.

See? Look at all that. What are we doing here?

We don't hardly go outside.

I told you guys.

I said it. You're never wrong.

I know this.

I know this.

What did you just say?

Nothing.

Don't pay attention to what we're talking about.

I'm sorry, what?

It's girl talk.

I'm talking about our friend.

About who? I'm wondering if she's going to show up.

Ah. No.

Well, she can't come with us.

Well, that's why we're saying.

We have a big plan. She's going to be there.

Oh, she's already there.

Maybe.

I'm hoping to do it at home.

Huh. Okay.

Oh, you missed a bunch right over there too.

Are you just dropping dirt on the ground? I know you are.

That's not me.

Nope.

Trust me. This house is filthy.

Yeah, you just want cleaning all day long? Uh -huh. Not packing for our trip?

Well, you gotta do this first. This is the way it goes.

And you may want to adjust that bag in there, the way it's hooked on. It's not

very... You know how we like it.

Yes. There's details involved.

There.

That's more like the details that I'm looking for.

Oh, man. This thing is not going on.

What did you use for this?

Those are the right size.

Are you sure?

Yep. Okay.

The same ones I always get.

Well, it's stuck. It's jammed.

Maybe because it's filled with food in here.

Why are you throwing away all this food?

You can compact it.

Oh, yeah. I'll compact it for you, too.

Maybe we'll just move in and start cleaning the whole house. Hey, you know

trips to Miami cost?

Well, you don't, but I'm telling you, they're expensive.

Well, fine. We have you, right?

Well, until I put you out on your own.

What are dads for, right? That's right.

You what?

She's been in our lives forever.

Trust me. Trust me.

I know how this works.

With you two.

You're not going to get one over on me.

I don't think so.

I've been doing this for a long time.

These covers are filthy.

Do you see this? Yeah, wipe that off.

There you go.

What are you guys doing over here? I don't know, but you guys are never going

get this done in time to get to Miami.

Yes, we are.

We're going to clean. I keep telling you, telling you.

Maybe if you stop distracting us.

We're just trying to clean.

You guys will come around one day and realize if it's all done and ready to

then we'll just leave.

Oh, yeah, okay.

We won't have to sit here and do chores around the house. But hey, you're going

to have a good time. We're going to have a pool.

We're going to be by the beach.

The house isn't far from the beach, you know.

Oh, good.

So that's going to be good.

It's right by the boardwalk.

Lots of games.

That one game I always win.

You know that one.

I know. It's in Gucci.

Okay, are you a cheater? She is on the boardwalk. There's someone standing

watching.

Remember, I bought your mother this years ago, the last time we went.

You remember, you've seen that, right?

That was like a dollar.

This was... That's what you got her?

This was $5 .99, I'll let you know.

Wow. She loved it. Really balling out for her. I don't give up her beers.

You know how much she drank?

Yeah, you.

You girls better get your bags packed.

You've about got it fixed, I think. Yeah?

Yep. No pun intended. I mean, look, this is pretty spotless. We did a great job.

It looks pretty good.

Alright, you go pack your bags.

Get going.

You crazy kids.

Kids will never learn.

Oh, my God.

Oh, this is so much fun. I know. Oh, my God. Look at this cute picture.

Oh, my God. That's so cute. You have to post that right now. I know. Oh, my God.

I'll post it.

I'm going to send you all these pictures. You send me all those

Yeah. We have to post it everywhere.

Everyone has to know that we're actually doing it.

Everyone has to know. Everyone has to know that we are out here.

Oh, Jenny just commented, you guys look so hot.

Already? Yeah.

I'm kind of thirsty.

Chelsea, get a drink.

Let's go.

See what your dad is doing?

Oh, hey.

Hey, girls.

How are you doing?

Good, how are you?

We're good.

Yeah? Yeah.

Are you guys having a good time?

Can we get a drink or like that?

Oh, good. I'm just sending a couple emails here, but I was going to go out

swim. Oh, okay.

Well, what were you going to continue?

Sure.

You do it best.

No problem. That's full coverage.

No problem.

Stop it.

Yeah, have a seat, you two.

Yeah.

on social media. Yeah.

Everyone's commenting. Everyone loves it.

Everyone does?

Mm -hmm. They're so jealous.

Yeah.

All of these women love it.

Oh. Oh, my gosh.

Was that?

That's what I was wondering. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

Ever since you got those store -bought ones, we've...

You know, I don't want you guys to burn.

Yeah. That would ruin the trip.

It would ruin the trip. And you want to make sure you're covered.

And you know those people you've seen, I know you've seen them, where they have

little swatches where they... Oh, my God. Yeah.

And bear with me.

They obviously just have a bad issue now.

Not many do it, you know, to be fair.

I'm really lucky.

Yeah, that's true. You are.

Yeah. Yeah.

There you go. Just put a little. Yeah.

Yeah.

Put a little on there, a little on there. Yeah.

Get you guys covered up.

Right?

Get you all covered up. We don't want you to burn.

No. Yeah.

Well, you just get tired.

You're like your mother. I'm so jealous.

Yeah. You burn.

I burn and then I go right back to this.

Yep. We've seen that. We had her on paper when we had her. Yeah.

And she got hurt like that?

I swear.

I know. You were so burned.

Where'd that go? Well, it wasn't really funny.

It was funny to you.

It was very funny to me. That was definitely funny to me.

Definitely not you. But I understand.

We don't want you to hurt your mother.

She would get really bad.

Yes.

All the time, over every little small thing. True.

But hey, you can drive her crazy.

So what?

I don't blame her.

I don't know why you guys love me.

1 ,000 % you're her favorite.

Is she the favorite?

Yeah, I don't know.

No, I... No,

no.

I'm glad she's not my favorite.

You know what I mean?

Oh, stop it, dude.

Speaking of that, where are we going to go eat?

Oh, we should look up that.

Yeah. What have you found so far?

Oh, that looks delicious.

Like ranch food. Okay.

Like escargots. Oh, I'm open to that. I can do them with a steak.

Oh, yeah.

Meat on rare?

Some lobster.

Yes. Roast beef sandwiches?

Died. Died. Remember those ones we had on the way down?

Mm -hmm. Those were amazing.

That one was a top restaurant.

Yeah. Like five stars, not six stars. We went to that one. That one was like 59

stars.

59 stars? It was like 69 stars. Remember?

You don't remember that? No?

I thought you guys remember that.

Oh, whatever.

Hey.

Well, you find a couple of five stars. We're going to go there. Oh,

this one's right on the beach. Look at that.

Yes. Look, I've seen that one. They have outdoor seating?

Yeah. Even better.

Okay. Good.

Let's do that one. We can totally do that one. We can go to all of them. We

should at least choose like five and make a reservation.

Yeah. Yeah. You guys want to call and make a reservation right now? Yeah.

While we're just sitting here. Okay.

Might as well.

Do you want me to invite any of our friends that I know?

Oh, yes.

Which one? Okay, I'm good.

You're paying for like ten people now.

Wait, what?

Okay, we'll invite like two friends. Which ones are here?

You know them.

Jessica. Which ones?

Jessica and Sam.

Yes, the girl Sam.

Remember the one that always worked on really tight skirt?

Trust me, I've seen it. Oh, hi. Can I make a reservation?

For three?

Four? Five?

Five people?

And we'd like to sit outside, please.

Yes, we would like a bottle of champagne.

Don't be getting crazy.

It's a birthday.

It's a birthday.

Maybe some balloons.

I have like cheesecake and cheesecake would be like all the cake balls.

It's my birthday.

Thank you so much. Yeah, that's amazing.

It's only going to be like $1 ,000 for that, right? Okay.

Yeah, right. That's for you two. You don't have any money.

We have you. Yes, $1 ,000 is fine. Yeah.

Okay. Thank you. Bye -bye.

Amazing. It's done.

Only $1 ,000?

That's a deal.

Yeah, but I'm banned.

Yeah?

four of our friends. Yeah. We're going cheap already.

I think you'll be fine. We'll be fine the way we are.

Here's the way we are. It's going to be $1 ,000 minimum.

Is that what they said?

Yeah. Minimum.

You got it. You work all night. You work every night.

That's not funny.

That is the whole point. I don't understand.

He's so happy.

Look how happy we are right now that you brought him here.

I get that. He's happy.

He's here to never come home.

He can learn.

Then he'll be happy.

Well,

you guys, once you get out of college and get jobs, we're going out on your

one of these times.

Well, like I said, when you guys graduate college, where you get your

you know what you're doing? You're taking your old dad out to dinner.

You are.

What else

did you find?

Do you like, like, pasta?

I can do that.

I can do, like, pasta.

Ooh, and, like, spaghetti and meatballs.

Oh,

my God.

You're making me hungry.

You're making me hungry.

Yeah. Yeah, like, spaghetti and meatballs.

Maybe after this we could eat.

What? That's less than a thousand dollars.

What is?

You know. A trip. A trip.

Maybe for athlete life. Maybe for college graduation.

I'm going to look at it.

Yes, yes, yes. I don't know that expensive.

You're from here.

It's real expensive from here.

Oh, it's an 18 -hour ride. I know. I've been there for work.

Yeah. He's getting paid the big bucks.

You can afford a trip to Italy.

I mean, it's not a matter of whether I can afford it or not. We all deserve it.

We all deserve it. We all deserve it. We deserve it all.

And more.

And more.

Yeah. Yeah, we're right.

Oh, Jerry just texted us.

What's his name? He texted me. What do you have to do?

Just chillin' with Dad.

What are they doing?

Who are they with?

They're probably literally in the house. I bet you money.

Well,

yeah, but it doesn't mean they're my great -grandfather. What if I invited

over?

What? What if I invited Jenny over?

Well, they can come over, I guess.

Before dinner or after?

I thought they were already coming.

Oh, wow.

He really just gave in just like that.

We should have asked for more.

Well, you got it.

I don't like how you play your trick.

What kind of trick?

It was not a trick.

That was kind of a trick.

I know.

Should we get, like, dessert after, Sarah?

Oh, my gosh.

Is it at the dinner? Yeah.

Somewhere else, or?

Why are you so worried about it? Come on, I'm going to look at the dessert

Ooh,

like gelato.

I love gelato.

You're a big chocolate man, so.

Okay.

God, you're giving me so much attention right now.

Why did I give her attention?

Like, I was literally over here, in the corner.

Please. Do a different role, but we start by.

You know that I give you a lot of attention.

No, you don't. Yeah, I do.

Come on, you don't.

You know.

Oh, my God. That was so good.

Oh, my God. No way.

with them like a filet or like a flan. I know.

I'm so excited.

Oh my god, look at that boat.

I know.

They're so cute together.

Now who's that?

Yeah, they're getting married.

Yeah, who?

So cute, right?

Tina and Zay. Those are your friends?

Yeah. Oh, wow.

Wait, that's the beat.

It's pretty great, you know?

Yeah. I would get a picture like that. Yeah, definitely.

Oh, that's so pretty. Is that the dessert spot? Oh, no.

He's out of his mind.

I don't have my glasses on.

Oh, yeah.

Like sushi.

We're in Miami. We have to have sushi. Some good fish.

My favorite. Good fish.

Oh, yeah.

Hmm.

Let's see.

Oh, okay. I've been there.

Yeah.

No, it's really good.

I mean, I was only there once. This looks really pricey.

Don't worry about it.

Right. Are you a cheesecake?

No. Sounds like it's an entire time.

Yeah, I think you're a cheesecake. Sorry.

Well, I am.

Huh?

You have. You really have.

What?

It's ridiculous.

Hey.

I'm a cheesecake.

Oh, yes, yes. We forgot. We forgot.

Well, we're going to that concert tomorrow.

Yeah, but it's only before.

Yeah, but, like, why don't we just get pizza or something?

Oh, now you're talking.

It's a pizza pie.

Why don't we find really expensive pizza? With, like, caviar on top.

I don't know.

That doesn't exist.

We can make it exist. Yeah.

Take the chef extra to put caviar on.

Exactly. Pizza and a $1 ,000 bottle.

Maybe a thousand. I don't know.

You know I don't even like that.

I don't either.

No white creamy sauce is for me.

Oh, okay.

That's a bad experience.

Seriously.

This is new.

Yeah, this sounds really good. We got it.

And we'll go to the concert. Oh, my God.

Good concert.

Remember? Wasn't it the rock monster? Let me see the lineup.

You want me to find it?

Um... Oh, here it is.

Oh, wow.

I can't find it.

Well,

those guys are good.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, they're pretty good.

Uh -huh.

I've only ever listened, like, I haven't heard them live before, but I think

they're good.

Okay. I've seen a couple of those.

Yeah.

Yep. Yeah.

We'll hear a couple of them.

Videos.

I'm willing to know.

Yeah.

Oh, I heard Ryan's. I heard that song was really good.

Really? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I've heard a couple of those bands.

Yeah, I'm excited.

Yeah, I've seen a couple of those bands. And it's outside, right?

Oh. Is it? It's so nice and hot.

We're going to get tan.

Well, you're going to get tan.

You're going to get tan.

Oh, Jenny wants to come over.

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah. Come over, come over, come over.

I know.

It takes forever.

It's like 20 minutes to come out there.

None of you guys know I'm dealing with YouTube.

Oh, wait, no.

It takes forever to do makeup. We barely wear any makeup.

I didn't say makeup. It just takes forever to get ready. Whatever that

Shower. Yeah. Hair?

Yeah.

She's going crazy.

She's always complaining about something. Always something to complain

huh? You guys.

Too much.

Too much?

Yeah. Oh, my God. That's what I did.

I know. I know.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Did you do that same video you did?

Oh, yeah.

No. I feel like, you know.

I don't think so.

Punch your face just a little bit. Just really, really. No. I don't think so.

Oh, yeah.

Wow. Oh,

that would have been so bad.

I know. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited.

I don't know how you listen to that stuff.

I don't know why you don't listen to that stuff.

Like, let's be real. Wow.

Wow.

That's a whole different story there. Okay, so Jenny will be hearing.

10 minutes. Perfect.

Yeah. Okay, then we can go E.

Yeah. Look up the menu.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, we gotta hurry up. I feel like... Honestly, I wanna know what I'm eating

before I get to it.

Okay.

Okay, look at the menu.

Yeah.

I feel like it would love to think, right?

Yes. But I know it's Italian.

Yeah. Let's see.

Ooh.

Oh, what do you guys think of that?

I want to hear.

It looks pretty good.

Yeah.

Yeah, baby. Oh, wow.

Oh, baby.

Come on.

The lobster mac and cheese. The lobster mac and cheese.

Yeah.

Oh my

god.

Hey,

I told them it was my birthday.

Oh my god, cake!

Nice cake.

Yum.

That's good.

It looks like you're on a soup.

You're throwing it.

I know.

Don't blame me.

Oh, okay, just throw it there.

Oh, she's like throwing my sausage.

Oh, I know.

Some cream.

Yeah.

Well,

I know what I'm getting. Yeah?

I think I'm getting the vodka sauce.

Yeah.

Classic. Yep. Yep, yep.

What's that?

Yeah.

Yeah. Well, you guys should probably start getting ready. Yeah, I know.

I know she's going to get here and we're going to have to redo all of our

makeup.

I like getting ready, though.

Yeah.

Are you going to put your hair up for me?

I don't think so. Yeah.

Well, didn't you guys say you want to get ready together?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

That's good. We'll still be here, Karen.

We can get ready.

Like a party.

Like a concert.

Trust me.

While

you guys

are getting ready? Yeah.

I might have to do that, actually.

While you guys are getting ready, I can just go think about things.

Go pick up the limo.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

Oh, it's going to be a wonderful night.

Yeah, it's going to be so fun.

I'm so excited. I can't wait.

Yeah, it's going to be good.

It's going to be so much fun. It's so good.

Yeah, I'm so stoked.

You guys are getting spoiled, aren't you? Yes, we are.

Yep. The treat is so good.

We're so lucky.

You are. Now go get ready. Your friends will be here any minute.