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Oh, I know how you like to play with this.

I find something here I haven't seen before.

See if you're ready.

Rich, you're not wearing any boxers.

Well... Are you trying to tell me there's no clean ones?

Oh, kitty.

Mm -hmm.

Okay, kitty.

Your turn.

my little kitty.

Oh

yes.

Oh yes, baby.

Oh, that tongue.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, gosh, man.

Oh, you're so good at that.

Oh, you're such my bad boy.

Oh, I love being your cheerleader and you're my coach.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, Red, I'm going to come all over that big cock of

yours.

Oh, yeah.

Until you've given it to me.

Fuck me, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Red, you're so strong.

Oh, and you've got that...

you so bad.

Oh, you're going to tease me.

You think you're going there, baby?

Put your face down, kitty. Okay.

To get a sandwich.

Brad?

Ms. Foreman, do you realize your father's in the kitchen naked?

Steven.

Why don't you bring that afro down here and put it between my legs?

Ms. Foreman, are you trying to fuck me?

Would you like me to fuck you?

It's so good.

Oh, you like those big titties.

I didn't realize how to run.

Okay,

dear

I didn't realize you were so nasty.

I want to sit on there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, you're so strong.

Oh, and your cup feels so big.

Look at you go.

Oh, yes, baby.

Yes, baby.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, damn.

Yeah. Squeeze those big titties. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You want to smack them? You want to smack them?

Huh? You want to smack that big titty? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

they're so hot.

Oh,

I'm going to come all over your cock.

Fuck my dick baby.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, give it to me.

Oh, Stephen.

Oh, I need to come again so bad.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

Mr.

Foreman doesn't even do me this good.

Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Well, I got to go

So Donna, those pictures should be coming in soon. Aren't you excited?

Yeah, really freaking excited.

I'll let you see them tomorrow?

Donna, I am studying.

Your boobs, your ass, your ability to seduce me with your boobs and your ass.

Your ass, your ability to seduce me with your boobs and your ass.

No, Eric, the book.

The book.

Donna, I really appreciate what you did for me, getting me those photos.

That's screw studying.

Screw me, let's fool around.

We can't, we have an exam soon.

Donna, a man has needs.

What do you have?

Hearty whore whore.

Come on, it's the 70s, and the times, they're changing.

The song's from the 60s, you jerk.

Okay, so you can resist the power of my song quoting.

But can you resist the power of my ass?

Oops.

Oh, yeah, Eric. Bony butts get me all wet.

Laugh now, Donna, but you and I both know that you want this bony butt and a

huge boner that comes with it. Oh, do I?

Oh, you need to stay on the scene.

No, Eric. I just want to study. And if you don't want to study too, then I'll

just go home and study in the study at my house.

Donna, can you say studying again?

You're really turning me on.

Well,

you don't need to study on being a cold bitch anyway. You already passed that

exam.

She didn't hear you.

Thanks. You're very welcome again, Eric.

So, you think something's up with her?

Yeah, what's wrong with her?

That's what I said.

Maybe you're not rocking enough for her.

Or maybe she has something wrong with her.

Like the rabies.

That's what I said.

Well, sort of.

Anyways, I'm just not sure what happened backstage.

And why it's keeping me from getting laid.

It's starting to feel like Kelso.

Well, come on!

What the hell?

How did Fez get laid and not me?

Maybe it is because I have foreign charm.

You see? You sound gay.

How the hell did you get a hot chick and not me?

Well, maybe all the girls you've had over the years have finally started

to each other.

Maybe your first girl spread rumors that you were coming to Christmas.

Um...

But you were my first, Jackie.

Exactly, Michael.

Burn!

Okay, but seriously, guys. How do I get Donna to tell me what's going on?

How do I get her to do me again?

Don't be a smartass.

Dumbass. Dumbass. Dumbass. That's it.

I just have to ask her.

Thanks, Dad's voiceover.

Oh, Kelso?

Burn!

Unbelievable!

What did you want to talk about?

Well, first you go and meet the band.

And now you don't want to have sex with me?

I just want to know what's going on.

What are you talking about?

Donna, something happened backstage.

Just tell me what it was.

Look, I really care about you. In fact, I love you and your girly legs, but I'm

going to tell you something that's going to make you a little unhappy.

Last night when I went backstage, I didn't meet the band.

What?

I blew those roadies thinking they were going to take me to the band so that I

could get the picture for you, but then they didn't take me to go meet the band.

I lied to you. Please don't hate me.

Don't hate you?

Don't hate you?

Donna, really?

This is amazing.

You blew a bunch of guys so you could meet Paige and Plant for me?

That's probably the nicest thing anybody's ever done for me.

Really? Really. And honestly, the thought of you blowing all those guys?

Pretty fucking hot. Ooh, Eric, you dirty pervert.

I'm a very lucky dirty pervert.

Yeah, just put it on and make it nice and wet.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, you smirked my ass good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, get in

my fucking pussy. Yes, yes, yes.

Where you going?

Yeah,

show me my fucking pussy.

Yeah, baby.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah, fuck me. Yeah, daddy, fuck me pussy.

Nice and slow, and then out of my pussy.

Nice and slow, and then out of my pussy.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Fucking hard and we fucking could

Cock to my pussy.

God, what am I gonna do?

Hey, Lauren.

Doing laundry, huh?

And what was your first clue, moron? The big basket of dirty clothes?

No, that was my second clue. I saw the detergent first.

Kelso, you're such a genius.

It's a good thing you got a nice ass.

Ugh, wipe that idiotic smile off your face and lick my pussy before I change

mind.

Yes, ma 'am!

Let me get this thing off!

Oh, this is so good.

Really?

Haha.

Oh.

oh oh oh

into a premature ejaculator.

I'm going to get going.

Oh, goodness me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

I want to ride you again

Oh, yeah

Oh, get down.

Tell us those back!