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Yang Guifei's Sugoroku

What do you mean you're getting married? I thought we were...

Love and marriage are... different.

Hirobu Nomura (Kyotaro Hinata in Kamen Rider Ex-Aid and Seiichiro Isurugi in Ultraman Ginga)

Kazuyuki, you're not a bad guy.

You're handsome, and I would even brag about you.

But we even split coffee dates.

I mean, I get that you just got your job and you're struggling.

But...

I don't...

I don't want to give up my dreams.

Yoko!

I want to keep my memories with you pleasant.

Goodbye.

It's money, man. We live in an age when you can even buy love with money.

I'm gonna save up. I'll save up a bunch, get a Testarossa, and sleep with tons of stupid women...

Hey, dumbass, do you know how long it would take to buy a Testarossa with our salary?

Yeah?

Man, why can't there just be money laying around.

During the Tang Dynasty...

Yang Guifei would make men play this board game.

Anybody to make it to then end was granted tremendous wealth.

But there is a frightening side too.

If a player were to land on a space with text on it...

The same fate shall befall him.

So, what do you say?

I shall give you this board, if you are brave enough to play, of course.

The pieces and dice included, naturally.

This is ridiculous. All that nonsense for a sales pitch?

Hey, pops, we got bigger shit to worry about than some board game.

Tremendous wealth...

I believe it.

Hey, come on, Yamada...

You touch it too.

You'll feel its power in your fingertips.

Did getting dumped scramble your brain?

Come on. You're whining every month about your car payments too.

Let's try it.

How much do...

Okay, 1, 2, 3, 4...

Oh what the hell, man?

Nobody's landing on any spaces with text.

Do you actually believe what that old guy was saying?

You don't?

Of course I don't!

Even if you could become filthy rich,

Who would give that to you for free? Right?

Yeah, you have a point.

They do say if it sounds too good to be true, it is.

Then just walk away.

No point going along with this if you don't believe it.

Hey, hey, hey. We all have 1000 yen riding on this.

So don't get pissy.

Besides, keep winning this a few rounds, you can make a little bit of cash.

Night's still young. I'm grabbing a beer.

Uh, Sir?

What?

I was translating this part.

It says that you would gain riches fitting the emperor.

See?

The Chinese emperor was crazy loaded!

Finish the game, so can get filthy rich!

What a load of bullshit!

Wait, it's your turn.

You landed on a special spot!

Isn't this the symbol for 'treasure'?

Hell yeah!

Hey, Yamada! Whatever is written here comes true, right?

I thought you said this was bullshit.

Forget that, Kiyohara, what does it say?

Give me a moment...

Hurry up!

A treasure will emerge from a stomach....

Maybe it's talking about childbirth?

You mean a kid?!

Coming!

Hi.

Are you Kudo?!

Hey, which one of you is Kudo?!

That's me...

You bastard!

You son of a bitch!!

Daddy, don't hurt him!

Yayoi?!

Sorry, Kudo... I'm pregnant.

What do you mean, you're...

You piece of shit!

You're gonna pay for this!

You hear me, you little shit?!

Keep walking!

See, it came true.

It's nothing but a coincidence.

Nah, this was bound to happen.

We all know how bad he is with women.

It was only a matter of time until something like this happened.

But...

It's a coincidence, man.

Kiyohara, it's your turn. Hurry up.

This isn't good...

Stop being a pussy, and roll the die!

No, wait. Don't!

You rolled a one.

There you go.

What's the matter with you?

Hey, are you okay, Kiyohara?

I translated that space earlier.

If you stop on that space, your guts will get twisted up.

Seriously?

Sir! Please, call the ambulance! Please!

Well, Yamada, if you're right and everything that happened tonight is because of this game.

Looks like I'm gonna be the one getting this tremendous wealth!

Just roll the die.

Calm down!

You're the one getting excited.

Grant me strength!

Five, huh?

So I looked it up a bit ago.

Apparently, if you land on this space, you'll get arrested.

You done anything that might get you in trouble?

Not really...

Evening! Maicho Newspaper, here to collect.

How much is it?

Ishige! Ishige, help! Please!

It's true...

Tremendous wealth...

Let's keep going.

Let's stop.

The space before the end says you'll die.

We can't chalk this up to coincidence anymore.

If we land here...

God, you really are spineless.

That's why you're no good.

What did you say?

There's no guarantee we'll even land there.

We can end it as long as we get past it.

This is a once in a lifetime chance to get a shit ton of money.

If that happens...

I won't even have to worry about paying off that beater anymore.

I'm buying a Porsche.

I'll get a condo too.

And I'll quit my shit job.

Then, I'll take a vacation overseas...

Ishige, what're you...

Your turn.

What's wrong?

Don't you want the money?

You said you were gonna make your stupid ex regret it.

You coward.

That's why she dumped your ass!

Don't!

If you roll a one...

There's only a one sixth chance I roll a one.

Anything else, and I win!

You have a sixth of a chance to die.

Shut up!

I'm betting on the remaining five sixths!

It's a one...

What're you doing?!

That's my piece!

You die in my place!

You son of a bitch!

I'm in debt! I need that money!

Hell if I care!

Die!

Die for me!

Die!

I gotta redo it.

Playing dirty tricks...

I have to redo it...

Or else something terrible will happen...

I did it!

I finished!

I won!

Why did you kill him?

It's the Sugoroku.

The Sugoroku killed Ishige.

Stop talking nonsense!

You recognize this case, don't you, Yamada?

We found it in your attic!

I see now.

You killed him over this money, didn't you.

NO!

It's Sugoroku.

Sugoroku...

The Sugoroku...

Yang Guifei's Sugoroku...

To any of you invited to a board game night this weekend...

Please do be careful.

I'll deliver even more bizarre tales to you next time.

See you again.

This drama is fiction. All parties and names of people are fictitious.