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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:08,080 Hi, Grandpa. 2 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:39,790 See ya, bro. 3 00:00:40,870 --> 00:00:41,870 Shit. 4 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:55,310 No battery. 5 00:01:11,210 --> 00:01:12,370 Let's go Brandon. 6 00:01:25,150 --> 00:01:27,430 Hey Grandpa! 7 00:01:27,950 --> 00:01:29,670 Oh, hello. 8 00:01:31,150 --> 00:01:32,570 How have you been? 9 00:01:33,810 --> 00:01:35,270 I need some water. 10 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:36,910 It sucks here. 11 00:01:37,210 --> 00:01:38,390 Oh, I'm sorry. 12 00:01:40,940 --> 00:01:42,040 Not liking it at all? 13 00:01:43,980 --> 00:01:46,760 Well, it's not much to do. 14 00:01:48,140 --> 00:01:49,140 It's, uh, 15 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:51,000 no tail cheese. 16 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,260 Oh, okay. 17 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,180 I like them young, you know that. 18 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,100 And they're not quite all the names here. 19 00:01:58,360 --> 00:01:59,360 Sure. 20 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:16,280 It was grandma's recipe. 21 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,160 What was that? You're just making a mess. 22 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,400 Grandma. Thank you. 23 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,680 What else is going on? 24 00:02:29,460 --> 00:02:34,240 Um, not much. You know, just got school going on. Hanging out with my friends. 25 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,320 Pretty much it. 26 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,240 Yeah. 27 00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:41,340 Wow. 28 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaking of school. 29 00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:53,840 Yeah, I've been growing it out. I didn't like it short. 30 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,080 Yeah, I changed my shampoo recently. 31 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,020 Why don't you stand up? 32 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,040 Okay. 33 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:10,500 Yeah, 34 00:03:11,780 --> 00:03:14,180 I have gotten kind of tall. 35 00:03:25,990 --> 00:03:32,310 Yeah. Boys must be chasing you all around the playground. 36 00:03:35,510 --> 00:03:38,310 Yeah, no, I don't play on the playground anymore, Grandpa. 37 00:03:40,110 --> 00:03:42,990 But yeah, I have been getting compliments from the boys. 38 00:03:46,390 --> 00:03:48,170 Yeah, no, I can help. 39 00:04:01,870 --> 00:04:02,509 How's it going? 40 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,030 Not really. 41 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:09,350 I think me and mom are going to go on vacation soon, but that's it. 42 00:04:09,690 --> 00:04:10,690 Where are you going to go? 43 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:12,310 We're going to take a beach trip. 44 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:13,950 Oh, beach. 45 00:04:14,850 --> 00:04:16,190 I love the beach. 46 00:04:17,990 --> 00:04:20,630 I haven't been there in, I can't even remember. 47 00:04:21,790 --> 00:04:23,470 When was the last time I was on a beach? 48 00:04:23,710 --> 00:04:26,550 I don't know. I think before grandma passed away. 49 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:35,800 The South Beach. 50 00:04:40,140 --> 00:04:41,800 Wasn't there a nude beach down there? 51 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:43,680 Oh, Grandpa. 52 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:49,760 I think technically if you go really far south, there is, but I doubt me and Mom 53 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:50,760 are going to go there. 54 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:55,020 You okay? 55 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:57,159 I'm joking. 56 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:00,360 You know, I once ate a foot -long corn dog at a nude beach. 57 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,660 Oh, my goodness. I'll never do that again. 58 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:05,500 That sounds crazy. 59 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:07,060 Here. Make it fun. 60 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:16,080 So, uh... What else is... What are your studies? 61 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:17,760 Oh, 62 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:19,380 just some business. 63 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:20,820 I'm dying. 64 00:05:21,580 --> 00:05:22,580 Don't die yet. 65 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:26,940 I hope I don't have, uh... You know... 66 00:05:33,450 --> 00:05:34,450 I don't want you to get sick. 67 00:05:34,590 --> 00:05:36,350 Yeah, you know, I don't want to get sick here. 68 00:05:37,110 --> 00:05:38,150 Take you out back. 69 00:05:39,510 --> 00:05:40,510 Oh, my God. 70 00:05:41,290 --> 00:05:43,350 No, they wouldn't do that, right? 71 00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:45,850 You'd be surprised. 72 00:05:46,910 --> 00:05:50,470 I might need to say something to Mom. I don't want them to do that to you. 73 00:05:50,890 --> 00:05:52,610 Yeah, me neither. 74 00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:56,550 Have you been living in the sky? 75 00:05:57,630 --> 00:06:01,310 I mean, I guess the usual amount? 76 00:06:02,290 --> 00:06:06,270 Not really much. They got new classifications for clouds. 77 00:06:07,390 --> 00:06:08,390 Okay. 78 00:06:08,930 --> 00:06:09,970 Why, right? 79 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:11,670 No, why? 80 00:06:13,610 --> 00:06:14,690 10 -12. 81 00:06:16,970 --> 00:06:18,470 That's how the other 10 died. 82 00:06:19,010 --> 00:06:20,210 Oh. Yeah. 83 00:06:20,650 --> 00:06:21,650 Who was 10? 84 00:06:23,190 --> 00:06:25,730 He was here a while ago. 85 00:06:26,070 --> 00:06:28,050 I didn't see him anymore. Oh. 86 00:06:28,370 --> 00:06:30,210 That's my guess. 87 00:06:30,850 --> 00:06:31,850 Okay. 88 00:06:33,550 --> 00:06:37,790 Sorry about Tim. Yeah, and then there's Russians in Colorado. 89 00:06:39,150 --> 00:06:40,490 Why would they be in Colorado? 90 00:06:42,630 --> 00:06:44,990 The Denver airport, like, underground. 91 00:06:46,390 --> 00:06:47,410 Oh. Why? 92 00:06:49,010 --> 00:06:51,790 And, uh, I mean, like, the border of Mexico. 93 00:06:52,630 --> 00:06:57,390 The border of Mexico. I wonder why they would choose to go to Mexico. 94 00:06:57,650 --> 00:07:01,190 Why on the Chinese, not the Mexican border? Because I like tortillas. 95 00:07:01,650 --> 00:07:03,880 Oh. Well, I didn't know that. 96 00:07:04,540 --> 00:07:06,300 Well, at least we're going there. 97 00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:09,980 Someone else should be making a visit there, but no. 98 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:14,240 She's too busy talking about electric cars. 99 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:18,520 Okay. The VP. 100 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:21,160 The VP? 101 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:25,800 Okay. 102 00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:32,160 Maybe she should take a trip down there. 103 00:07:32,460 --> 00:07:33,460 Maybe, 104 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:35,660 but... Hey, Grandpa. 105 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:41,460 Have you, um... Have you, like, showered or washed your clothes lately? 106 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:44,580 I can't wash my clothes. 107 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:46,080 Why? 108 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:48,920 What? 109 00:07:50,780 --> 00:07:52,060 What are you doing so close? 110 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:55,520 I was smelling you. Why? 111 00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:59,600 You kind of smell. That's why I was asking if you showered or washed your 112 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,800 clothes lately. Oh, you know, it's all books. I smell. 113 00:08:03,210 --> 00:08:07,650 And I can't wash my clothes because there's poison in the detergent. 114 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:10,630 Why would there be poison in the detergent? 115 00:08:14,890 --> 00:08:20,530 Why would there be poison in the detergent? Because population control. 116 00:08:21,890 --> 00:08:23,530 You know what you thought with the old people? 117 00:08:24,190 --> 00:08:25,350 Because we don't matter. 118 00:08:26,090 --> 00:08:28,030 Well, I mean, you matter to me, Grandpa. 119 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:33,919 Here. Well, why don't I help you out, and I'll take you to take a bath, okay? 120 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,720 I'll clean you up, have you smelling better. 121 00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:37,460 Don't worry about the clothes. 122 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:40,820 I'll wash them. I'll take care of everything, okay? Why don't we... Here. 123 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,820 I'll bathe you. 124 00:08:43,179 --> 00:08:44,340 That way you'll smell better. 125 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,200 Oh, sure. Come on. Great. Got it? 126 00:08:48,980 --> 00:08:51,100 And I want you to fall again. 127 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:05,630 It's a 128 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:23,090 little 129 00:09:23,090 --> 00:09:25,430 full, but we'll make it work. 130 00:09:25,710 --> 00:09:28,770 All right, here, let's set this aside. 131 00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:32,880 Can you hear me? Yeah, and if they're right there, I'll help you figure it 132 00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:35,720 Let's start with the glasses. Let's not get those wet. 133 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:38,120 I'll put them over here. 134 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:41,340 Okay. All right. 135 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,600 Oh, 136 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:46,080 got it. You got it? 137 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,220 Don't hurt yourself. 138 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:52,220 Last thing we need to do is have to call a nurse. 139 00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:03,030 You're a little shapery. 140 00:10:04,030 --> 00:10:05,950 Did you remember to take your meds this morning? 141 00:10:10,130 --> 00:10:13,690 I'll tuck you a little bit. 142 00:10:14,110 --> 00:10:15,270 There you go. 143 00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:21,670 This one button is tightening. 144 00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:22,930 There we go. 145 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:54,250 Alright, 146 00:10:54,630 --> 00:10:56,210 nice and easy. 147 00:10:57,050 --> 00:10:58,630 I know you've been stiff. 148 00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:01,450 You know that, ma 'am. 149 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:08,410 Do you need help with your pan? 150 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:15,840 Are you going to stay in here? Maybe I can get in there and you can come in. 151 00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:18,060 Okay. 152 00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:22,380 Would you rather me leave? Are you sure you're not going to fall or anything? 153 00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:24,100 I guess you could. 154 00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:26,640 I mean, hey, we're family, right? 155 00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:31,480 Yeah, I just want to make sure you don't get hurt again. I know you hurt your 156 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:32,720 hip the last time. 157 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:34,220 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 158 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,600 All right. Maybe I should just... Oh! 159 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,540 I forgot my... 160 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:43,900 I guess not. 161 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,500 Maybe I should put the walker in the back. 162 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:54,600 Why did you put the walker in the bathroom, Grandpa? Yeah. 163 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,040 No, why? 164 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,900 It's like balance. 165 00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:00,180 You're sitting. 166 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,340 You don't need to balance. I guess you're right. 167 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:03,880 All right. 168 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:08,040 Okay. All right. Let me grab this stuff to clean you up, okay? 169 00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:09,299 When we used to go boating. 170 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,100 When you used to go boating? Yeah. 171 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:12,920 The voting. 172 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,200 What about the voting? 173 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:17,560 I feel like I'm in a boat. 174 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:18,840 Oh, okay. 175 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,000 But not really, because that boat sank. 176 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:24,700 Oh, okay. Well, luckily the bathtub isn't going to sink. 177 00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:28,160 Okay, here, let me grab the stuff to wash you with. All right. 178 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,200 I hear something. 179 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,560 No, it's just the water draining. 180 00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:45,530 So... I think to make this easier, don't think this is too weird. Okay. But I 181 00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:49,910 don't want to get super wet and I need to make sure I can bathe all of you. 182 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:55,370 So I'm just only taking my pants off just so I can make sure I can wash you. 183 00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:58,890 Cause if my clothes get wet, then I'm gonna have to drive home with them wet. 184 00:12:58,990 --> 00:13:01,870 And I don't want to make this a lot of. 185 00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:03,470 Yeah. 186 00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:04,670 Okay. So just. 187 00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:13,770 I don't want to get my hair wet either, so give me one second. 188 00:13:14,650 --> 00:13:18,590 We're going to get you all washed up, nice and clean. You won't stink anymore. 189 00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:19,870 We'll take care of your clothes. 190 00:13:20,430 --> 00:13:21,910 You won't have to worry about anything. 191 00:13:23,190 --> 00:13:24,210 I'm going to take care of you. 192 00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:26,490 No, I'm just trying to scoot over. 193 00:13:26,710 --> 00:13:27,710 Okay. 194 00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:29,410 All right. 195 00:13:29,650 --> 00:13:30,790 I'm going to sit right here. 196 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:34,130 All right. 197 00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:35,870 Get some soap on here. 198 00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:42,270 supposed to give you soap and this is almost empty. No wonder you stink. 199 00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:45,610 This nursing home really does suck. 200 00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:50,210 Alright, get one. Let me see your feet. 201 00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:53,250 Alright, is that okay? 202 00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:54,470 It's not hurting? 203 00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:57,010 Okay. 204 00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:05,490 Alright, let me see the other foot. 205 00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:16,170 You know, Mom was saying I'm pretty good at taking care of people, and I should 206 00:14:16,170 --> 00:14:17,990 think about being a nurse. 207 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:19,770 Yeah, caregiver. 208 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:22,730 Right? Yeah. 209 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:27,410 Maybe I can work at the nursing home, and then I can help you more often. 210 00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:30,370 All right. Yeah, that would be great. 211 00:14:31,230 --> 00:14:32,490 I would like that. 212 00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:35,370 Okay. 213 00:14:35,910 --> 00:14:37,770 All right, let's see the other legs. 214 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:48,020 Okay, let me put a little more soap on here, and I can wash your upper half. 215 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,200 Great. 216 00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,940 What is, what's that belly button? 217 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,920 Oh, oh, I got my belly button pierced for my birthday. 218 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,420 Like, earrings? 219 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:09,900 Oh, no, not. 220 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,790 Not a earring. It's for my belly. Right, right, right. 221 00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:15,209 That's new. 222 00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:16,570 All the kids do it now. 223 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,970 Yeah, most of the girls are doing it. Some boys, too. 224 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:29,050 You know, you're only my step -granddaughter. 225 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,250 Really? 226 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:36,530 That's a whole other story. I could tell another time. 227 00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:38,050 Oh, okay. 228 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,300 I'll have to ask Mom about that. 229 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:50,880 All right. Okay. I'm just going to let you know, Grandpa, I got to wash 230 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:51,880 your penis. 231 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,600 Okay? Of course. 232 00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:57,020 Are you sure you can stand up? Oh, 233 00:15:57,860 --> 00:16:01,680 okay. I'll be quick. I don't want you to hurt yourself. 234 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,720 Yeah, that's it right there. 235 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,440 I feel like you know. 236 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,240 Okay. Okay. 237 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:16,980 Is that better? 238 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:23,260 Are 239 00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:30,280 you 240 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,280 sure, Grandpa? 241 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,600 Okay, 242 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,040 that's the best way to clean it. 243 00:16:36,490 --> 00:16:42,330 Okay. Well, I guess you know best, Grandpa. I mean, I don't have a penis, 244 00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:43,410 you say this works. 245 00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:44,870 That's good right there. 246 00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:46,370 Okay. 247 00:16:46,650 --> 00:16:49,270 Well, I'll make sure I get it all nice and clean, Grandpa. 248 00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:53,770 Okay. 249 00:16:57,430 --> 00:17:01,430 All right. I think it's getting pretty nice and clean now, right? 250 00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:02,670 Yeah. 251 00:17:05,349 --> 00:17:06,349 I'm going. 252 00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:09,210 Grandpa, 253 00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:11,270 are you okay? 254 00:17:11,569 --> 00:17:13,270 Are you having a heart attack? 255 00:17:14,329 --> 00:17:16,670 No, I'm just dust busting. 256 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:18,930 What's that? 257 00:17:20,650 --> 00:17:21,650 Nothing really. 258 00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:25,710 Just an old man thing? 259 00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:27,010 Nothing. 260 00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:28,690 Okay. 261 00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:33,880 Okay, well, you're... I'll clean up, so why don't we rinse you off and get you 262 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,180 dried off and into clean clothes? 263 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,300 Okay. 264 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,340 You don't want to stay in here any longer? 265 00:18:12,970 --> 00:18:14,090 You won't even miss me. 266 00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:17,150 You 267 00:18:17,150 --> 00:18:30,690 can't 268 00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:32,050 keep an old man down. 269 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:37,850 What are you doing? 270 00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:40,410 Fuck you guys. 271 00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:10,240 Where am I? I was going to pick up your... What am I going to do? 272 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:14,920 It's okay. 273 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,960 You're supposed to be at the nursing home. 274 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,860 Yeah, I know. I hate it there. 275 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:26,500 I know you don't like it there, but did you sneak out? 276 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,660 Did anybody know you left? No, I didn't sneak out. I just left. 277 00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:32,660 You just left? 278 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:34,520 Yeah, I'm a... 279 00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:40,650 Oh, man, I can do whatever I want. I have my right to do whatever I want. I 280 00:20:40,650 --> 00:20:42,170 guess, but... Left. 281 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:48,030 I mean, they'll probably be looking for you. I mean, I guess, come in. 282 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:49,830 What the hell with them? 283 00:20:50,010 --> 00:20:51,350 It's not my problem. 284 00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:57,090 No, but... Like they can keep me there all damn long. Okay, hold on, let me... 285 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,410 We're up against my will, right? 286 00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:01,970 Right, okay, hold on. My run's a little bit of a mess. Hold on. 287 00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:05,250 Oh, my gosh, Grandpa, I can't believe you. 288 00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:10,080 Okay, come in. Just take a seat. 289 00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:12,540 I'm not interrupting. 290 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:19,040 No, I mean, I was just going to change so I could go out, but I was just going 291 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:22,740 to hang out with my friends, but I can wait. 292 00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:25,940 Yeah, yeah, it's fine. I can message them. 293 00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:29,540 Oh, my God, I can't believe you're here. 294 00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:31,780 Me either. Look at this. This is great. 295 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,140 How do you climb steps in the wall? 296 00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:36,870 I'm glad you made it up the steps. 297 00:21:37,070 --> 00:21:38,290 What if you fell? 298 00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:41,890 What would we have done? Nobody would have known where you were. 299 00:21:43,230 --> 00:21:44,230 Doesn't matter. 300 00:21:45,230 --> 00:21:46,230 Fine. 301 00:21:47,830 --> 00:21:51,150 You wouldn't happen to have your keys to your car? 302 00:21:52,190 --> 00:21:53,870 Why do you need my keys, Grandpa? 303 00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:57,950 I was going to go and pick up your grandmother. 304 00:21:58,390 --> 00:22:01,470 She's finished at her bridge game. 305 00:22:02,390 --> 00:22:04,250 Grandpa, um... 306 00:22:04,670 --> 00:22:07,890 You do know Grandma passed away, like, a couple years ago, right? 307 00:22:08,930 --> 00:22:13,310 Like, um, so... Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's waiting for me. 308 00:22:14,070 --> 00:22:18,250 Well, I don't know. I don't think it's a good idea for you to drive the car. 309 00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:21,810 Like, I mean, I could drive you somewhere. 310 00:22:22,330 --> 00:22:23,330 I have a license. 311 00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:25,170 I've been driving my whole life. 312 00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:28,890 I understand that, but don't... Like, I could drive you. 313 00:22:29,710 --> 00:22:33,530 Um, oh, wait, hold on, hold on. Hold on, I'm getting a text. Just one second. 314 00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:35,350 Oh, it's Mom. 315 00:22:46,150 --> 00:22:52,670 Okay, um, Grandpa, if you need to go somewhere, I mean, I'm happy to take 316 00:22:52,690 --> 00:22:56,090 If not, why don't you just hang out here with me for a little while? We can just 317 00:22:56,090 --> 00:23:00,090 hang out around the house and maybe put on one of your favorite TV shows or 318 00:23:00,090 --> 00:23:01,090 maybe play some games. 319 00:23:01,690 --> 00:23:03,430 Yeah, I like... 320 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,680 Spin the bottle. 321 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,240 Spin the bottle? I mean, there's only two of us, Grandpa. 322 00:23:08,660 --> 00:23:11,540 Well, I can't kiss myself now, can I? 323 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:17,060 Oh, um, yeah, but I don't know why you'd want to kiss me, Grandpa. 324 00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:24,360 No, you're all grown up now and everything. 325 00:23:25,180 --> 00:23:27,540 Why don't you maybe give me some sugar? 326 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:34,900 Lay on back. 327 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:42,360 Is this really what you want, Grandpa? 328 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:49,720 Well, I mean, it's hard to lie. 329 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,100 Are you comfortable? 330 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:54,720 Yeah. 331 00:23:55,420 --> 00:23:57,520 Okay, I don't want you hurting, okay? 332 00:24:14,090 --> 00:24:16,610 You know, I can't tell you the last time I had one of these. 333 00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:20,430 What do they call them nowadays? 334 00:24:21,950 --> 00:24:24,170 Um, I think just blowjobs. 335 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,580 Am I doing okay, Grandpa? 336 00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:51,140 Yeah, it feels... I think it feels right. 337 00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:22,220 Maybe a little bit. 338 00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:59,400 thank you grandpa huh i haven't had one of these in years 339 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:06,020 look what you did it's hard um 340 00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:08,420 isn't that supposed to get hard well yeah 341 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,360 Thank you. 342 00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:14,840 It's so big, it makes my mouth hurt a little bit. 343 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:31,779 Are you sure, Grandpa? 344 00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:32,940 I don't want to hurt you. 345 00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:35,380 I'm strong. 346 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,160 Okay, if you think so. 347 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,880 Okay. I'm going to be careful, though. 348 00:28:52,300 --> 00:28:53,300 Is this okay? 349 00:29:32,059 --> 00:29:33,340 You okay? 350 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,000 Get Grandpa out of his pants. 351 00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:36,800 Um, okay. 352 00:29:37,420 --> 00:29:43,540 Yeah. Get me out of my pants and maybe climb all the time. 353 00:29:43,860 --> 00:29:45,920 Yeah, whatever makes you more comfortable, Grandpa. 354 00:30:24,370 --> 00:30:26,490 Okay. Is that okay? 355 00:30:27,270 --> 00:30:30,830 You sure I'm not crushing you? 356 00:30:31,210 --> 00:30:32,210 Okay. 357 00:30:32,610 --> 00:30:33,790 I don't want to hurt you. 358 00:31:54,140 --> 00:31:56,040 Goodness, Grandpa, careful. I don't want you to hurt yourself. 359 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,360 Yeah. 360 00:33:40,780 --> 00:33:41,780 I'm doing it okay? 361 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,320 Oh, you're doing great, baby, for sure. 362 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,500 Uh -huh. 363 00:33:55,460 --> 00:33:56,880 Where'd you learn how to do that? 364 00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,660 Um, I don't know if I should tell you, Grandpa. 365 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:37,340 Okay, what would you like? 366 00:34:43,060 --> 00:34:44,600 Doggy, I think I can do that. 367 00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:46,159 Here. 368 00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:50,980 Why don't you just bend right here. 369 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:53,280 Okay. 370 00:34:56,620 --> 00:34:58,600 Are you sure your hips can take it? 371 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,660 I felt so good in my life. Okay. 372 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,840 I feel guilty if you hurt yourself. 373 00:36:57,390 --> 00:36:58,390 me, Grandpa. 374 00:37:09,230 --> 00:37:11,110 It's almost like when you'd spank me as a child. 375 00:38:58,540 --> 00:38:59,940 I hope this is making you feel better. 376 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:05,100 I know you were having a difficult time at the nursing home. 377 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,260 You're so much better now. 378 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:12,960 Yeah. 379 00:39:15,540 --> 00:39:16,540 Here. 380 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:21,020 I'm going to give you a foot job. 381 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:34,940 about how you loved rubbing on grandma's feet. So hopefully this will bring back 382 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,380 some pleasant memories for you. 383 00:40:02,890 --> 00:40:03,890 How's that? 384 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,840 You like my feet, Grandpa? 385 00:44:28,490 --> 00:44:29,510 closer to you now. 386 00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:37,700 Okay, well. 387 00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:41,120 So how about the kids? 388 00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:46,840 Okay, now you got to stay put because mom's coming to pick you up. 389 00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:50,900 And mom's going to take you back to the nursing home because you weren't 390 00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:51,900 supposed to leave. 391 00:49:51,980 --> 00:49:55,660 So I think she's going to be here any minute. So we should probably get ready. 392 00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:57,560 Oh, fuck that nursing home. 393 00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:02,400 Sorry, grandpa, but you got to go get ready. All right. 394 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,380 You're still going to come visit me again, right? Of course. 395 00:50:07,850 --> 00:50:08,850 I'll visit you, Grandpa. 396 00:50:09,570 --> 00:50:10,570 Yeah, I know. 397 00:50:10,890 --> 00:50:11,990 I'll come visit you. 398 00:50:12,250 --> 00:50:13,250 Hi, 399 00:50:17,730 --> 00:50:18,730 Grandpa. 26654