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Hey, sweetie.
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Hey, Mom.
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How are you doing?
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I'm good.
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How are you?
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You know, I really don't get it. I don't
understand.
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I thought it was really going well. I
really, really did, because, you know, I
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love sushi, and you seem like such a
lovely gentleman.
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You really did, you know?
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And great conversation at first.
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He actually even paid, right?
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That's great. And then it started to get
a little bit weird.
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I'm going to be honest. It was a little
bit weird after a while. What did he do?
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Okay. So we're sitting there talking,
right?
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Delightful. We had some white wine, some
sushi.
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And then he kind of starts.
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Talking about his wife.
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What? Yeah.
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He's married?
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Yeah. That's what happens when you go on
weird dating apps.
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And I'm just like, do I look like a cult
girl? I mean, seriously, is he just
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looking for an affair?
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I just, I don't know what to do anymore,
sweetie. I don't know.
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I mean, do I look like a cult girl to
you, honestly?
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No. I think so. And then yesterday,
right?
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Again, I thought it was going to be
another great date, and I thought it was
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going to be wonderful as well, right?
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And, I mean, okay, I'll admit, I gave
him a blowjob.
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Because, you know, I don't want to go
completely all the way on the first
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right? Yeah.
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And I don't want to just sleep with
everyone.
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But it's difficult, sweetie.
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It's actually frustrating, but it's in
that limbo stage where you don't want to
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throw yourself completely out there, but
you also want to be emotionally
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available, and you're hoping that you're
going to meet the right guy.
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It's just really, really difficult, you
know?
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It's just very strange, and then you end
up meeting a whole bunch of weirdos.
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I don't know, sweetie, do you have any
advice? I'm just getting really stressed
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out with all of this.
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I think you're just going to hang in
there, Mom.
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I don't know. You're like basically
perfect, you know?
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No, you're always the good me.
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Why can't everyone be like you?
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I don't know.
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People are dumb.
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I don't know.
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I'm so tense right now from everything.
I just don't know what to do. Can you
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help me out?
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Yeah, I can give you a massage.
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You are wonderful.
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What would I do without you?
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Like right here, you can feel how tense
my shoulders are. Yeah.
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Can you start right here?
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I swear I have a pinched nerve. I don't
know, maybe I crooked my neck. I can't
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think of one more job. I'm so sorry.
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I swear, it's the most bizarre thing. I
just don't know what to do. I think, I
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don't know, maybe I'm not a lot of
practice. I don't know, just trying to
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right thing. And then, yeah, right
there, sweetie.
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It's like all the way up here. And then
I swear I crooked my neck, I think, the
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wrong way.
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It almost, like, the nerve went all the
way down here. And literally, I swear to
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God, like, under my boot.
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And I felt it, like, in my rib cage,
like, right here.
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I don't know what I did.
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I don't know what I did, sweetie.
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But if you could really help me out,
Mom, I'd really appreciate it. Because
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hurts so bad.
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I don't know.
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I mean, how's your dating life going
anyway?
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Hmm? I'm just...
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I've just been talking to this girl
online.
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She's really cool.
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So tell me all about it. How's it going?
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It's good.
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Yeah? She lives in Japan.
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What? Wait, what?
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Yeah.
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You like Asian girls?
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Yeah, kind of. Okay, wait. Is that kind
of like my thing with sushi?
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I mean, I like all girls, you know.
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She's cool.
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She might come visit me.
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Really? Okay, you have to invite her
over.
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Of course.
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Did you know even that guy, that same
one I was talking about just now, he
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wanted a threesome.
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Literally, I was like, it's at least two
dinners and a whole bottle of wine. I
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don't even know what they're asking for
these days. Maybe it's like, what do
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they even want anymore?
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I mean, can't you date regularly?
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Right?
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Yeah, those guys are just, that's crazy.
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Right? It's like, what are they asking
for on a dating app?
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I mean, how are you supposed to date
these days? I mean, when I was with your
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father, it just seemed so simple.
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You know, it's just so complicated. I
don't know if you're supposed to be, I
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don't know, a call girl.
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I mean, it's just like they just want to
objectify you. I don't know what they
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want.
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Not all guys are like that. They need
somebody really cool, you know, I think.
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Not everyone is as good as you, okay?
Not everyone is as wonderful as you,
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seriously. There's got to be a few guys
out there.
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Maybe. You are so good to me, seriously.
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I'm so lucky to have you, sweetie.
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Seriously. And whoever that girl is in
Japan, she better keep an eye on you.
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That's for sure.
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She better not let you go.
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Does that feel better now?
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Right there.
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Thank you so much.
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I swear, I don't know what I do.
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Right there.
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Do you feel how sore it is? It's like
everything just crept up.
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Yeah. I think I'm just not going to do
it for a while.
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What do you think?
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Well, that might not be a bad idea to
take a little break.
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Yeah. Maybe just concentrate on myself
for a while.
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Yeah. Maybe concentrate on you.
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I think maybe I'll take a hot bath in a
little bit. What do you think?
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That's probably a good idea. Yeah. Just
make sure to make sure to check on me
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and I don't drown.
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Okay.
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Okay. Okay. All right. I love you.
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That's why you're... I don't want to
make you do that.
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Oh, just like that,
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sweetie.
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Oh, baby.
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Oh, God, just like that.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, just like that, sweetie. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, just like that.
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You like it when mommy gets really wet?
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Yeah.
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You woke up mommy just for this, didn't
you?
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Yeah.
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I
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know I
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make you feel better, mommy.
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You always know how to make mommy feel
better, sweetie.
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Just like that, huh, baby?
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, just like that, baby.
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Oh, just like that.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, just like that.
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Oh,
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yeah, baby.
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Mommy wants to make you feel really
good.
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Just like that, sweetie.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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but then just
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Oh, yeah.
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So good.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh, baby.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Play with mommy's tunes, baby.
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Oh, it feels so good.
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days, baby, oh, yeah, oh, play with
them, oh, just like that,
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oh, yeah, oh, yeah, just like that,
baby,
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oh, that feels so good, oh, yeah, oh,
yeah, oh, that feels so good, oh,
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oh, you make mommy grins on you, too,
baby, yeah, oh, that feels so
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good, mommy grins on you, too, baby,
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You're so amazing.
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I'm not going to actually get a good
night's rest.
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See?
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You're the most amazing son ever.
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You're the most amazing mom.
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