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Hey, sweetie.

Hey, Mom.

How are you doing?

I'm good.

How are you?

You know, I really don't get it. I don't understand.

I thought it was really going well. I really, really did, because, you know, I

love sushi, and you seem like such a lovely gentleman.

You really did, you know?

And great conversation at first.

He actually even paid, right?

That's great. And then it started to get a little bit weird.

I'm going to be honest. It was a little bit weird after a while. What did he do?

Okay. So we're sitting there talking, right?

Delightful. We had some white wine, some sushi.

And then he kind of starts.

Talking about his wife.

What? Yeah.

He's married?

Yeah. That's what happens when you go on weird dating apps.

And I'm just like, do I look like a cult girl? I mean, seriously, is he just

looking for an affair?

I just, I don't know what to do anymore, sweetie. I don't know.

I mean, do I look like a cult girl to you, honestly?

No. I think so. And then yesterday, right?

Again, I thought it was going to be another great date, and I thought it was

going to be wonderful as well, right?

And, I mean, okay, I'll admit, I gave him a blowjob.

Because, you know, I don't want to go completely all the way on the first

right? Yeah.

And I don't want to just sleep with everyone.

But it's difficult, sweetie.

It's actually frustrating, but it's in that limbo stage where you don't want to

throw yourself completely out there, but you also want to be emotionally

available, and you're hoping that you're going to meet the right guy.

It's just really, really difficult, you know?

It's just very strange, and then you end up meeting a whole bunch of weirdos.

I don't know, sweetie, do you have any advice? I'm just getting really stressed

out with all of this.

I think you're just going to hang in there, Mom.

I don't know. You're like basically perfect, you know?

No, you're always the good me.

Why can't everyone be like you?

I don't know.

People are dumb.

I don't know.

I'm so tense right now from everything. I just don't know what to do. Can you

help me out?

Yeah, I can give you a massage.

You are wonderful.

What would I do without you?

Like right here, you can feel how tense my shoulders are. Yeah.

Can you start right here?

I swear I have a pinched nerve. I don't know, maybe I crooked my neck. I can't

think of one more job. I'm so sorry.

I swear, it's the most bizarre thing. I just don't know what to do. I think, I

don't know, maybe I'm not a lot of practice. I don't know, just trying to

right thing. And then, yeah, right there, sweetie.

It's like all the way up here. And then I swear I crooked my neck, I think, the

wrong way.

It almost, like, the nerve went all the way down here. And literally, I swear to

God, like, under my boot.

And I felt it, like, in my rib cage, like, right here.

I don't know what I did.

I don't know what I did, sweetie.

But if you could really help me out, Mom, I'd really appreciate it. Because

hurts so bad.

I don't know.

I mean, how's your dating life going anyway?

Hmm? I'm just...

I've just been talking to this girl online.

She's really cool.

So tell me all about it. How's it going?

It's good.

Yeah? She lives in Japan.

What? Wait, what?

Yeah.

You like Asian girls?

Yeah, kind of. Okay, wait. Is that kind of like my thing with sushi?

I mean, I like all girls, you know.

She's cool.

She might come visit me.

Really? Okay, you have to invite her over.

Of course.

Did you know even that guy, that same one I was talking about just now, he

wanted a threesome.

Literally, I was like, it's at least two dinners and a whole bottle of wine. I

don't even know what they're asking for these days. Maybe it's like, what do

they even want anymore?

I mean, can't you date regularly?

Right?

Yeah, those guys are just, that's crazy.

Right? It's like, what are they asking for on a dating app?

I mean, how are you supposed to date these days? I mean, when I was with your

father, it just seemed so simple.

You know, it's just so complicated. I don't know if you're supposed to be, I

don't know, a call girl.

I mean, it's just like they just want to objectify you. I don't know what they

want.

Not all guys are like that. They need somebody really cool, you know, I think.

Not everyone is as good as you, okay? Not everyone is as wonderful as you,

seriously. There's got to be a few guys out there.

Maybe. You are so good to me, seriously.

I'm so lucky to have you, sweetie.

Seriously. And whoever that girl is in Japan, she better keep an eye on you.

That's for sure.

She better not let you go.

Does that feel better now?

Right there.

Thank you so much.

I swear, I don't know what I do.

Right there.

Do you feel how sore it is? It's like everything just crept up.

Yeah. I think I'm just not going to do it for a while.

What do you think?

Well, that might not be a bad idea to take a little break.

Yeah. Maybe just concentrate on myself for a while.

Yeah. Maybe concentrate on you.

I think maybe I'll take a hot bath in a little bit. What do you think?

That's probably a good idea. Yeah. Just make sure to make sure to check on me

and I don't drown.

Okay.

Okay. Okay. All right. I love you.

That's why you're... I don't want to make you do that.

Oh, just like that,

sweetie.

Oh, baby.

Oh, God, just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, just like that, sweetie. Oh, yeah.

Oh, just like that.

You like it when mommy gets really wet?

Yeah.

You woke up mommy just for this, didn't you?

Yeah.

I

know I

make you feel better, mommy.

You always know how to make mommy feel better, sweetie.

Just like that, huh, baby?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, just like that, baby.

Oh, just like that.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, just like that.

Oh,

yeah, baby.

Mommy wants to make you feel really good.

Just like that, sweetie.

Yeah.

Yeah.

but then just

Oh, yeah.

So good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, baby.

Oh,

yeah.

Play with mommy's tunes, baby.

Oh, it feels so good.

days, baby, oh, yeah, oh, play with them, oh, just like that,

oh, yeah, oh, yeah, just like that, baby,

oh, that feels so good, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, that feels so good, oh,

oh, you make mommy grins on you, too, baby, yeah, oh, that feels so

good, mommy grins on you, too, baby,

You're so amazing.

I'm not going to actually get a good night's rest.

See?

You're the most amazing son ever.

You're the most amazing mom.