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Hey. Hey.

So my brother, he dropped by. He's got to have you signed the marriage

certification contract and all that stuff.

Is it an okay time now?

I totally forgot about that.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah, do you want to come in and have a glass of water?

Yeah, I mean, it should take, I don't know, there's just a bunch of stuff.

Five or ten minutes to find all this.

I guess I've never done this, but I mean, this is what you got to do.

Yeah. Yeah? Okay.

Yeah, let's get some water in. Alright.

Wait right here. I'll be right back.

Okay.

Oh, man.

That's a cool glass.

Thank you. Thanks.

So, uh...

You and my brother are finally getting married.

I know.

Next week.

Weird.

Yeah, it is, right?

Did you, like, I actually never told him that we kind of dated a little

bit. You didn't tell me that?

Yeah. I just figured, it's not that I was, like, trying to hide it. I just

figured it might, I don't know, it was better, like, because, you know, I mean,

it didn't. Yeah, definitely.

I agree.

I'm glad you agree.

So how you been?

I've been good. I mean, you know, after I studied abroad.

Yeah, things have just been good. I mean, obviously, you have a house.

You have roommates. This is it. This is your place.

Yeah, so things have been good.

How have you been?

Good. I mean, you know, I went to law school, but I didn't stay.

I don't know. It just wasn't for me, you know?

So, I kind of think maybe you did the right thing, you know, if I didn't

a little bit.

But, whatever.

Like, life's good if it's not what you expect, you know? Yeah. Things don't

always turn out the way you think they're going to turn out.

Um... Do you want... Do you... I don't know.

Has he showed you this stuff?

Uh, no. Actually, I haven't looked at it. I don't even know.

I'm kind of nervous.

Don't... Don't worry about that, okay? Think about...

How much do you love him? How much do you guys love each other?

I know he's crazy about you. He doesn't stop talking much. He has pictures of

you all over his plate. It's kind of annoying.

But he loves you and you guys are going to get married, okay? It's going to be

fine. This is completely normal.

I don't know. I just feel like, you know, what about what you and I used to

have? I mean, I know things changed because, you know, we both went our

ways and we did different things, but I just feel like, you know.

I mean, I think about it too, obviously, because we, you know, kind of had our

thing, and now you're back, kind of, in, you know, our thing, in my life, but

in, you know... I don't know, I just don't... But it doesn't matter, you need

to... You're my brother, so I'm not like...

Just one more time, is that what you're saying?

Yeah.

I married my brother a week.

I know.

Oh.

My back's right there.

Oh.

Oh.

No.

Uh -huh.

Jesus.

I want...

Wait, wait. I want to look at you.

You can always stick it in my ass.

What? Why?

I mean, your brother's going to know.

Shh. Okay, come here.

It's fine with me.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh.

I just think...

Hmm. Wow.

Oh, oh.

Fucking mania.

Hmm.

Oh.

Hmm.

you you

Oh.

Oh, okay.

Like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, that feels so good.

Oh.

Hahaha.