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(upbeat rhythmic music)
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- I can't believe they had the
nutrient-infused pine soil.
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This is gonna be the
best family project ever.
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- I don't think these family
projects are a great idea.
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You saw what happened
with the Mansons.
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- Give me your money quick.
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(gasps)
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- Oh of course, what
cause is this for?
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- Just shut up and
give me the money.
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- Dad, that's his finger
he's aiming at you.
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- Don't be rude, Bliss.
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Do you think they
want to rob us?
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They have to.
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That's all my cash.
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Do you take credit cards?
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(sighs)
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- Gerald, tall and confident
is not a good description.
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What color were they?
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- I told you, Ray, I
refuse to see color.
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- But we need to know what
those thugs look like,
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so we can hunt them down.
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- No one's hunting down anybody.
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Nothing ever gets
solved with violence.
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- Haven't you ever seen
a Charles Bronson movie?
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That man could use
violence to solve pi.
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- Guys, Helen's right.
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The only answer here is
to reach out to these kids
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at a young age and steer
them in the right direction,
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and that's what
we're going to do.
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- What if like eight
of us reached out
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to them with sticks and pipes?
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(sirens blaring)
(hip hop music)
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- And if we taught art
to kids in detention,
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we could help steer them away
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from a life of
crime and violence.
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- Not to toot our own horn,
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but we've done a
pretty fantastic job
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raising our Bliss and Ubuntu
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to be responsible
and independent.
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- So which brought you
here, "Stand and Deliver"
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or "Dangerous Minds"?
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- "Stand and Deliver."
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(breathing heavily)
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- I ran all the way
home from school.
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I can't wait to hear what
today's project is going to be.
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- Actually kids, starting
today your father and I
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are going to be teaching the
arts to students at PS146,
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so you two are
gonna be on your own
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for a few hours
everyday after school.
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- What!
- What!
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- But I always do projects
after school with you guys.
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- You'll be fine.
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- I would do trail
scouts, but you guys said
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they're religiously bias
and notoriously homophobic.
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- See, we've taught you well.
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- And these at-risk kids
need someone to care enough
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to teach them about
homophobic service groups.
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- Absolutely.
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- What am I supposed to do?
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- You'll find something.
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Go online, that's where
young teens find all the fun.
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- Hey, look at this.
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Nature Troop, join
Mother Earth's
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most pro-active volunteer core.
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- Hanna, I got a parent
free party house here.
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Get texting and
invite some boys over.
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What should you tell them?
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Tell them we have an empty
house and two high school girls.
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You're not selling
Dorf on golf here.
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(upbeat rhythmic music)
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♪ The Goode Family ♪
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(hip hop music)
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- Remember Gerald, these
kids are perched precariously
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on the edge of a
life of criminality.
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Only one thing can save
them, art and lots of it.
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- Well, they also need
an authority figure, me.
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Now I'm warning you, you're
going to see my tough side.
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I may sit in the
chair backwards,
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so don't freak out.
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- Not like, fool, I ain't
haven't none of that.
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You know what I'm saying?
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- I sure do.
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Hi, I'm Helen Goode and
this is my husband, Gerald.
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- That's right.
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- And we're pleased to
welcome you to day one
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of art for the urbane.
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(laughing)
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- Man, you in the wrong room.
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This is detention.
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Ain't nobody doing no
arts in here, stupid ass.
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- Well, we spoke with
Principal Whitmore
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and we agreed that maybe the
reason you guys acted out
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when you threw a credenza
from a third storey window
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is because you
don't have an outlet
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to focus all your
youthful energy on.
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- Yo, we didn't
throw that credenza
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'cause of any
youthful energy, son.
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We did it to get into a gang.
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- Six Street Psychos, yo.
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- You know what our
kids like to do.
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- Topiary.
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(glass shatters)
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- That's gonna look
great on the credenza.
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(laughing)
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(classical music)
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- Huh?
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(bees buzzing)
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(water bubbling)
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(triumphant music)
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- I got him.
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- Huh!
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- He was lodged under a rock
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that's why he wasn't
answering when I called him.
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- Wow, you saved
a turtle's life.
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- It's our duty to
help them survive.
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They were around
before dinosaurs
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and those big guys
couldn't make it.
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Dinosaurs were bad ass.
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That's just math.
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Look it up.
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- I wanna save turtles
and build windmills
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and play with bees.
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- Nice.
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(upbeat dance music)
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- Hanna, look who's here, Lane.
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And if Lane's here, the
tatted-out Asian girls
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that get into spit fights
can't be far behind.
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And that's when
we get a door guy
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and start charging a cover.
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- Bad news.
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We're all out of soda.
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- Shoot!
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Wait a second, I think my dad
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keeps some in his hands
off please closet.
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Come on.
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He's kind of weird about us
seeing his personal stuff.
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- What's that thing?
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- Oh, that's a laminator.
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My dad laminates everything,
receipts, important leaves,
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old Doonesburys he agrees with.
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He hides it because he
thinks we'll break it.
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- That sucks.
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If you made fake IDs, you'd
be like printing money.
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- Come on, son.
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You know we a good
criminal lawyer.
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His phone number's all eights.
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That ain't random.
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- They're actually
using our arts class
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to become better criminals.
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- Hey.
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So do you guys like drawing
or sculpting or embroidery?
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- Well, Maffew here
likes photography.
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(laughing)
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- Man, Benny just saying that
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'cause I stole his camera
yesterday off Harold and Greg.
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I can't even work
the damn thing.
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- I could show you.
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- No!
- No!
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(sighs)
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- I'll tell you what
you're going to do.
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You're going to try it
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and then if you don't like it,
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you can leave early.
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- If we got to leave early,
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we still might make
it to the liquor store
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before the blind
guy's shift is up.
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- You know I think I'm gonna
like this class after all.
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(joyful music)
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(clanking)
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(joyful music)
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(applauding)
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- Ubuntu, you are unreal.
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Is there anything you can't do?
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- I can't read when we
drive 'cause I get car sick.
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I can't be President
for a number of reasons.
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(laughing)
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- Once in a great
while, I see someone
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who's got what it takes
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to really make a
difference in the world.
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I'm proud to have
you in my troop?
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- Will you read me a story?
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- Son, we're gonna live one.
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(triumphant music)
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All right, let's get started.
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Project Green Fire.
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This is the Road Rager.
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It consumes more fuel
and emits more toxins
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than any SUV on the road.
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This is their new dealership
right here in Greenville.
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We're gonna blew it up.
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Any questions?
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- Will there be running involved
'cause I'm wearing sandals?
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(playful music)
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- I can't believe how quickly
these kids took to photography
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- Maffew even told me he
was going to think about
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keeping the camera instead of
pawning it for ringtone money.
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- I love the negative
space in this one.
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- Negative space and
positive attitudes.
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We're really getting
through to these kids.
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- It's kind of quiet.
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I wonder where Bliss
and Ubuntu are?
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- I'm sure they're fine.
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They probably found
some positive way
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to spend their afternoons.
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(dramatic music)
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- Whoa Ubuntu,
fantastic soldering.
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- You really think so.
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Thanks.
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But how does fixing a
remote radio receiver
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help the planet?
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- Remember our saying Ubuntu,
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if it helps Mother Earth,
that's all I need to know.
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All right.
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Now let's go paint
Joe's Moving and Storage
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on the side of van.
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- Okay.
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Why?
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- If it helps Mother Earth.
- If it helps Mother Earth.
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- That's all I need to know.
- That's all I need to know.
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(dance music)
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- I'm looking for Greg
Burke, AKA Slobodan Vujivic.
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Here you go.
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That'll be $30.
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(dinging)
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That'll do.
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Grandpa, what are
you doing here?
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- What do you think I'm doing?
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It's 4:30.
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I came to use the John.
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What's going on here?
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Wait a second.
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Underage kids, a
laminator, grape soda,
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Bliss is this a doomsday cult?
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- Okay, look.
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We were in Dad's closet,
happen upon his laminator,
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one thing led to another
and we're making fake IDs
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at competitive prices.
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- The guys in the Boccie
Club have been wanting IDs
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that said they were 65,
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so they can get senior
citizen discounts.
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If we hook them
up, I'd be so in.
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Those guys own 1/16th
of a motorboat.
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(jazz music)
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- Okay, we're out of time.
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Good work today, guys.
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- Damn, two hours flew by.
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We didn't even have a
chance to talk about
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the best opening line
for our carjacking.
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I had a good one.
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Knock, knock.
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- Oh yeah, that was a good one.
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- Ah yeah.
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- As a reward for accompanying
us on this creative journey
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we have a surprise for you,
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but you're going to have
to wait until tomorrow.
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- Ah man, you can never trust
a white man with a surprise.
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- Where'd you read that?
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Wigger-pedia.
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(joyful music)
260
00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:06,917
- It looks like
these at-risk kids
261
00:11:06,941 --> 00:11:08,491
are a little less at risk.
262
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,126
- Thanks to us.
263
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,994
And now when all the
other gangbangers
264
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,788
and at-risk kids see this,
265
00:11:13,865 --> 00:11:16,341
they'll put down their
switchblades for cameras too.
266
00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:25,425
- Nice font on your
driver's license, Mom.
267
00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,917
Is that Hellenic?
268
00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:29,512
- Mom, Dad, I tried to wait
up last night to tell you,
269
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:30,523
but I fell asleep.
270
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,765
Jeff really believes in me.
271
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:35,017
And yesterday, he let me
help with this big project
272
00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:37,103
that's going to limit
fuel consumption.
273
00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:38,521
It was so cool.
274
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:41,899
First, we went
shopping for uniforms.
275
00:11:41,976 --> 00:11:44,527
(upbeat music)
276
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,788
(laughing)
277
00:11:46,865 --> 00:11:49,365
Then I got to help
Jeff rent a big truck.
278
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,751
It was a heavy 440 V8 dually.
279
00:11:54,989 --> 00:11:58,374
Then we got a bunch
of fertilizer from
the gardening store
280
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,543
and had to load
it onto the truck.
281
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:04,046
(upbeat music)
282
00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:06,048
- Oh my God, Gerald, it's 2:50.
283
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,884
We gotta get down to the school.
284
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:08,960
- Oh, you're right.
285
00:12:09,721 --> 00:12:11,140
I can't wait to
see what the kids
286
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,458
thought of the
photography display.
287
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:15,150
(playful music)
288
00:12:18,513 --> 00:12:20,491
- I know the kids tend
to be late sometimes,
289
00:12:20,515 --> 00:12:22,064
but this seems extreme.
290
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:26,035
- Remember Helen, tardiness
is culturally irrelative.
291
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,070
- Excuse me, Mrs.
Glavin, have you seen
292
00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,947
Benny, Dawn or Maffew?
293
00:12:30,024 --> 00:12:31,919
They're late and they
were very excited
294
00:12:31,943 --> 00:12:33,629
about the theme for
today's photo shoot.
295
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:36,996
- It's called emotion,
a celebration.
296
00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,289
- Oh, I just saw them.
297
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:39,916
They're in the nurse's office.
298
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,376
- Is today the day they
do the scoliosis test?
299
00:12:42,453 --> 00:12:45,847
- Oh (laugh) no, they
were brutally beaten.
300
00:12:45,924 --> 00:12:48,424
(gasps)
301
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,426
- And then when they saw
our photos up on display,
302
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,344
they beat the crap out of us
303
00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:52,845
and threw us out the gang.
304
00:12:52,922 --> 00:12:54,608
- And then some
other kids beat us up
305
00:12:54,632 --> 00:12:56,652
'cause we didn't have the
protection of being in a gang.
306
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:59,101
- Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
307
00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,978
- What the hell
were you thinking?
308
00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:03,531
I'm wearing an ascot
in one of those.
309
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,983
- You can imagine
the jokes I'm sure.
310
00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:07,360
Didn't you know how those photos
311
00:13:07,436 --> 00:13:09,164
would be seen by
the students here?
312
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:13,208
These kids have lost
their street cred forever.
313
00:13:13,284 --> 00:13:15,919
(dramatic music)
314
00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,293
- Bad news, it's Rick.
315
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,003
- What now?
316
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,400
Is he skipping out to be in
another freaken improve show?
317
00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:30,319
- He said that it
was his passion
318
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,303
and that he had to
make it his priority.
319
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:34,982
- This is why I tell
you people when you join
320
00:13:35,006 --> 00:13:38,432
an eco-terror group, it's
a commitment for life.
321
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:39,934
Now we have no wheel man.
322
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,110
That's the riskiest job.
323
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:42,895
He's the last man out.
324
00:13:42,972 --> 00:13:43,980
It's already 4:30.
325
00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:44,981
Damn it!
326
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:46,097
What are we gonna do?
327
00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:49,828
(dramatic music)
328
00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:52,488
Hum?
329
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:56,033
(upbeat rhythmic music)
330
00:13:56,044 --> 00:14:00,329
- I made you a Korean
Veteran and legally blind
331
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:03,883
because you're the
king boccie for now.
332
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,960
(laughing)
333
00:14:06,037 --> 00:14:07,037
(gasps)
334
00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:08,504
(camera snaps)
335
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,964
And scrape.
336
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:13,050
- Hey, what's going on here?
337
00:14:13,127 --> 00:14:14,594
Is that Dad's laminator?
338
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,563
You know that's
hands off, please.
339
00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:18,147
- I'll level with you.
340
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:20,527
I'm making fake IDs, passports
and some Canadian work visas,
341
00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:21,350
not a big deal.
342
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,102
- Passports, awesome!
343
00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:24,795
My friend Jeff from Nature Troop
344
00:14:24,873 --> 00:14:27,273
said I might need a passport
after tonight's project
345
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,150
at the Road Rager Dealership.
346
00:14:29,226 --> 00:14:30,192
Could you make me one?
347
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,944
- Sure.
348
00:14:32,021 --> 00:14:33,946
Anything you like as long as
you don't tell Mom and Dad.
349
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:34,957
- Thanks Bliss.
350
00:14:35,033 --> 00:14:35,615
(honking)
351
00:14:35,691 --> 00:14:36,949
See you later.
352
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,420
- He's gonna rat
on us, isn't he?
353
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,536
Did you tell him
what we do to rats?
354
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:41,613
- Relax.
355
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,039
He agreed to keep his mouth shut
356
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,041
if I make him a fake passport.
357
00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:46,626
- What's he need a passport for?
358
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,669
- Something about a
project for a Nature Troop
359
00:14:48,746 --> 00:14:50,179
and a Road Rager Dealership.
360
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,568
I mean, I love Ubuntu, but
have you tried talking to him?
361
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,383
"The snow is cold.
362
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,519
"Cookies are like smiles."
363
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:59,180
- A passport for a
project he's doing
364
00:14:59,256 --> 00:15:03,392
in the middle of the
night at a SUV dealership
365
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,603
with an eco-group.
366
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,323
(dramatic music)
367
00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:22,629
- We failed, Gerald.
368
00:15:22,705 --> 00:15:24,088
Our community's no safer
369
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,635
and instead of those kids
committing acts of violence,
370
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,417
we made them the victims of it.
371
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,544
- Maybe I need to
get tough on the kids
372
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,254
that got kids on our kids.
373
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:33,756
(phone ringing)
374
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,016
- Hello.
375
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,529
- Mom, listen I don't
have time to explain
376
00:15:37,553 --> 00:15:39,095
and I don't want you to worry,
377
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,639
but I'm pressure Ubuntu
and an eco-terror group
378
00:15:41,716 --> 00:15:43,694
are gonna blow up the SUV
dealership that just opened.
379
00:15:43,718 --> 00:15:44,633
- What!
380
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:45,768
What are you talking about?
381
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,603
Where did you hear that?
382
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:48,771
- I read it online.
383
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,106
Stay focused.
384
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:51,182
Okay.
385
00:15:52,276 --> 00:15:53,537
The important thing
is that Grandpa and I
386
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:53,701
are safe at home just
kind of sitting here,
387
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:55,328
not doing anything sketchy.
388
00:15:55,405 --> 00:15:56,621
(cheering)
389
00:15:56,698 --> 00:15:58,572
- Ubuntu's gonna blow up
a Road Rager Dealership.
390
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,157
We have to stop him.
391
00:16:00,234 --> 00:16:01,409
- How's that now?
392
00:16:01,485 --> 00:16:03,703
- Give me the keys,
Gerald, the keys, now.
393
00:16:03,779 --> 00:16:05,788
My little boy's in trouble.
394
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,340
- We took City Link.
395
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,129
Why won't 911 pick up.
396
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,183
- [Dispatch] Greetings
fellow Greenvillian,
397
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:17,725
we're currently unable to
address your emergency.
398
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:22,689
Please visit us online
at www.911.gov/health.
399
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,484
(hip hop music)
400
00:16:30,765 --> 00:16:32,573
- Help please!
401
00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:34,117
My baby's in trouble.
402
00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:38,112
Maffew, oh thank God.
403
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:38,846
We need a ride.
404
00:16:38,923 --> 00:16:40,156
My son's in trouble.
405
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:41,710
- Maybe you should've
taught him ceramics.
406
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:42,583
- We did.
407
00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:43,712
I don't know what happened.
408
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,161
- I'll tell you what happened.
409
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:46,412
You were here with us
410
00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:47,841
instead of watching
your own damn kids.
411
00:16:47,865 --> 00:16:49,718
- We were here because
we wanted to show you
412
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,793
that nothing good comes
from gangs and violence.
413
00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:54,514
- We wanted to try
and keep you kids
414
00:16:54,538 --> 00:16:55,891
from going to jail
or getting hurt,
415
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:59,842
and now our son might get
arrested or even killed.
416
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,020
- Damn, that's pretty messed up.
417
00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:04,513
All right, get in.
418
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:07,108
(hip hop music)
419
00:17:08,511 --> 00:17:11,279
(tired squealing)
420
00:17:13,274 --> 00:17:15,858
- So I just drive
through this fence,
421
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:19,361
park the truck near the SUVs
and run as fast as I can.
422
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,156
- Man, you make saving
the planet sound so easy
423
00:17:22,233 --> 00:17:23,458
when you put it like that.
424
00:17:24,368 --> 00:17:25,493
All right, we're live.
425
00:17:25,569 --> 00:17:27,161
Ready to hell-torch.
426
00:17:27,238 --> 00:17:29,797
(wheels squealing)
427
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,167
(dings)
428
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,553
(hip hop music)
429
00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:38,881
- Stop please.
430
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,141
Enough bouncing.
431
00:17:40,843 --> 00:17:41,884
- Where is he?
432
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,511
Where's my baby?
433
00:17:43,587 --> 00:17:46,180
If he's hurt so help me
God, I will cut you open
434
00:17:46,257 --> 00:17:48,265
and empty you out.
435
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,518
- Mom, Dad, I can't
believe you made it
436
00:17:50,594 --> 00:17:51,749
to see my project.
437
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,896
You were so busy I never
thought you'd come.
438
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,093
How'd you know I was here?
439
00:17:56,016 --> 00:17:57,316
- Ah, thank goodness
you're all right.
440
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,401
- What are you doing
with these people?
441
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:01,278
Haven't we told
you time and again
442
00:18:01,355 --> 00:18:02,789
not to be a terrorist.
443
00:18:02,865 --> 00:18:04,532
- This isn't a terrorism, Mom.
444
00:18:04,608 --> 00:18:06,200
It's for Nature Troop.
445
00:18:06,277 --> 00:18:09,286
Jeff, tell my parents about
the project we're doing.
446
00:18:09,363 --> 00:18:12,623
- Come on, Ubuntu, you're
driving a truck full of C4
447
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:15,635
and chemical fertilizer
into a SUV Dealership,
448
00:18:15,711 --> 00:18:17,753
do you see anything
illegal going on here?
449
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:21,590
- You lied to me, Jeff, if
that's even your real name.
450
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,592
- Of course it's
not my real name.
451
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:25,553
- Shh, listen.
452
00:18:25,629 --> 00:18:27,179
I knew those sirens anywhere.
453
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,306
It's some sort of
legal authority.
454
00:18:29,383 --> 00:18:31,109
- Fine, I'll do it myself.
455
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:34,248
- You don't want
to do that, man.
456
00:18:34,272 --> 00:18:37,773
- Whoa, whoa, nobody needed
to bring any black people.
457
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:38,691
Calm down, dog.
458
00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:39,942
Don't shoot me.
459
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,360
- I'm not going
to shoot you, man,
460
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,162
but I know from
personal experience
461
00:18:43,239 --> 00:18:44,947
violence don't solve nothing.
462
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:45,915
- Oh, thank God.
463
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,533
Oh in that case.
464
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,168
- Oh hell, get him.
465
00:18:49,245 --> 00:18:51,537
(hip hop music)
466
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:52,454
(grunting)
467
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:52,955
- [Jeff] That really hurt.
468
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,206
Ow.
469
00:18:54,283 --> 00:18:56,634
(hip hop music)
470
00:18:58,287 --> 00:19:00,304
(grunting)
471
00:19:01,624 --> 00:19:04,967
(sirens blaring)
472
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:05,868
- Freeze.
473
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,022
Everybody on the ground.
474
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:09,346
- Thanks goodness
you're here officers.
475
00:19:09,423 --> 00:19:10,815
See, what happened was.
476
00:19:10,892 --> 00:19:14,277
- Lady, I will scatter your
face all over this cul-de-sac
477
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:17,155
if you do not get
on the ground now.
478
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,776
- Welcome everybody
to the first meeting
479
00:19:22,853 --> 00:19:26,372
of our new after school
group, the Good Earth Gang.
480
00:19:26,449 --> 00:19:27,449
- Yeah.
481
00:19:28,409 --> 00:19:30,545
- You all have a copy of
our mission statement.
482
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:34,330
We pledge to provide a safe
environment for all kids.
483
00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:35,756
- Including our own.
484
00:19:37,034 --> 00:19:38,634
- To help save the planet.
485
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,337
- While not being mean to gays.
486
00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:43,339
- Or enabling terrorists.
487
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:46,300
- Ubuntu as group leader why
don't you get the kids started
488
00:19:46,377 --> 00:19:49,312
by showing them how to use
gravity to water your garden.
489
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,703
- What's up with
the Boccie guys?
490
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,319
- They blew me off.
491
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:57,278
Your friends?
492
00:19:57,355 --> 00:19:58,613
- Gone.
493
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,152
I guess they only liked us
for what we could do for them.
494
00:20:02,176 --> 00:20:03,629
Think Grandpa, what
else can we do for them?
495
00:20:03,653 --> 00:20:05,903
- Well, my friends can buy beer
496
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:08,405
and yours can drive at night.
497
00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:10,291
I'm sure we can
work something out.
498
00:20:11,652 --> 00:20:13,285
- All right, we out.
499
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:14,378
- Gang meeting.
500
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,670
- Nah, we don't need to
be in a gang anymore.
501
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,552
- Yeah, everyone heard about
us getting in a street fight
502
00:20:19,576 --> 00:20:22,419
and getting arrested,
so we got back our cred.
503
00:20:22,496 --> 00:20:23,587
- Oh great.
504
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,640
- We're so happy for you.
505
00:20:25,716 --> 00:20:28,351
- Here, I took this that
last afternoon after school.
506
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:29,602
I hope you like it.
507
00:20:34,684 --> 00:20:37,351
- We really made a difference
in those kids lives,
508
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:38,362
didn't we?
509
00:20:38,387 --> 00:20:39,387
- That's what we do.
510
00:20:40,514 --> 00:20:42,514
Come on, let's go put
this on the mantle.
511
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,697
- Did they just steal our TV?
512
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:52,291
- Well, maybe they needed
a little more cred.
513
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:55,962
(gentle music)
514
00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:02,510
(upbeat rhythmic music)
515
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:30,413
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