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Thank you guys for having me.

I'm so sad my step -aunt couldn't make it. Oh, it's okay. My mom had other

plans. But you're here with us. I am. And this looks amazing. Yeah. And

so many presents. Oh, gosh.

This is so exciting.

Which one should I open first?

Look at that little one right there. That's cute.

Hey, where'd we get that rod?

Looks like a jewelry box.

How cute.

That's so pretty.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

I think I saw another present with my name on it. Well, hold on a second.

You have a lot of gifts to open.

Okay. Why don't we take turns and let the hubby open a gift?

Didn't your stepmom give you some gifts to bring? She did.

I think this one.

Passive name on it.

Alright.

Like the ribbon. I like the ribbon.

Nice touch.

That's how you open a Christmas gift.

Yep.

Santa

would

never. Did you get him this?

No. He probably got it for himself.

I didn't, but I can't wait to try it out.

Oh, no.

We're not going to get you started just yet.

We already know what's going to happen.

I already got started.

Not that I mind, of course, but...

I haven't even gotten to open any

gifts yet.

Oh my god.

I like how I get the bag.

You guys are making fun of me.

You know I'm impatient.

I love gifts.

Really? Of course.

Oh, I figured you would love that. It just compliments your skin perfectly.

It's so good right here. Oh, yeah. Just like right along here.

Especially with the pretty gowns that you wear.

Oh, that's so sweet. Of course.

Love it.

Okay.

Um, another gift.

Yeah? Yes. More presents.

This one's yours.

Yeah.

Here,

sit down. I want to see it.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God. I love it. What a great color.

It's so soft. Yeah. It's going to be perfect for the weather here.

Oh, absolutely.

Yeah. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. I love it.

So, like, look at it. It's so big. I know. I love these when they're kind of,

like, slightly oversized, you know? It's just so much more comfortable. I know

you're not going to be able to wear it all year round.

I'm going to wear this every winter.

You promise? Oh, yes. You better send me pictures.

Yeah. No, I'll wear this next year. Yeah.

In fact, I'm going to wear it tonight.

It's so good. It's extra small.

That's perfect.

It's not, I mean, it's pretty tight.

Yeah. But I kind of like it. Like around the arms and stuff. Yeah.

Yeah, I like it. Yeah.

Maybe I'll just keep it.

You would.

I'm kidding.

It's really cute though. That is super cute.

Yeah. No, I could use more sweaters. I never have enough winter clothes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh.

I'm going to put this back.

Yeah, I know I've seen

that you can like a hole punch with the wrapping paper and use it as, like,

confetti. Really?

Yeah. Yeah. For New Year's. Uh -huh. Yeah. That is actually a really good

So many presents to open.

I know.

So exciting.

Definitely my favorite holiday.

Well, you know, we do Christmas a little bit differently in the family.

That's very true.

Yeah.

Yeah. No, I'm glad I came here, because I mean, I could have gone to, you know,

see the other family on the other side of the country, but I just really wanted

to come here.

Yeah.

It's a really good time here.

And look at all these gifts that we have.

I mean, really, if you think about it. I always have so much fun when I come to

you guys.

Yes.

We don't have to deal with all the drama and they send the gifts.

Exactly. Yeah.

Let's see. I'm pretty sure. I think there was another gift for Will.

Did your stepmom? Yeah. Yeah. Let me take a look.

Yeah.

Poor guy. Still non -neglected. I know. He needs another present.

Okay.

Yeah. I was going to say, I'm pretty sure it was one with the gold bow.

Yeah.

I know. She's so sweet. She's.

She got the wrapping from her. She even did a little tree cutout. Yeah.

So sweet.

Oh my gosh, she did it all. I know, they're so cute. You want to open it?

Yeah.

I love when she does open gifts. I know, right?

They're so cute.

I'm so excited.

Very thorough. I know, right? So good.

Oh. Oh.

What is it?

Oh, wow.

All right.

Oh, my gosh.

That's a great color, too. What is that, 45 shades of blue?

So good.

Yeah. I love it.

Yeah, she's really good at picking gifts. She really is. Look at that.

And I feel like it brings out my eye. So when you guys go places together.

Yeah.

All this gift doping is making me horny. Oh, really?

Uh -huh.

You should sit on my face.

You don't think that would be weird? Why would it be weird?

Oh

my

god, that feels so good.

I forgot how good you are at going down on me.

So, Will, are you having a nice Christmas?

Yeah, it's a great Christmas. Yeah? Yeah? Oh, that's good.

I'm hoping I wasn't intruding on you guys, you know. No, I'm glad you came.

I'm happy to be here.

Oh,

my God.

You are so good with that tongue.

Perfect.

This was a really good idea.

I'm glad you wanted to do this.

I'm definitely going to return this page.

I'm sending you a really great thank you card when I get back home.

Oh my god, Sarah, you're going to make me cry.

It's a little hot for Christmas this year.

That's better, it's just too hot.

Well, I think we'll get more gifts.

Oh yeah?

Let me see.

Yeah, I think there's a ton here.

You know what it matches that there's gold and it matches your necklace I

didn't

love

our family Christmas It's so good.

Another mess to clean. I know. My bad. I'm such a difficult

guest.

No, you're fine.

I feel like you guys are pretty good at handling me.

Oh, you taste so good.

It's just lovely.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You're so pretty. Thank you.

Such pretty hair. Oh, yeah.

I just realized how I got to get started on a Christmas dinner, sir. What's the

Christmas dress?

Doing something easy.

Oh, yes.

I know you and I have always loved, loved beef.

Mm -hmm.

So good.

Can I help you with dinner?

Oh, you don't need to do that. Sure.

I'm always happy to help. You've already helped so much.

Yeah.

You guys are always so generous every time.

Yeah. I love having you come over.

I love coming over.

Hmm.

He just looks so good on my fingers.

I hope Will

doesn't feel too left out. He's fine.

Are you getting hungry? That one made you think of Chris's dinner.

I'm so hungry.

Yeah. Yeah.

You have a big appetite.

I do.

Yeah. Me too. I'm just running the family.

He does.

Come for me.

Yeah. I want you to just hold me.

Yeah.

It's so hot.

I'm ready.

You want me to come for you?

Help me.

Thank you

Right there, just like that. Get ready for dinner. Not right now.

Yeah, we need some cream. I know. I make a lot of cream stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. So good.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Just get some powdered sugar.

Ooh. I think a little bit of, like, egg whites?

Yeah, egg whites.

Merry Christmas, honey.

Merry Christmas, honey. Merry Christmas.

And I also, I just got this new mixer.

Perfect. Yeah, it's gonna be like really it'll be really creamy. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, it'll be just like how Your stepmom. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I wanted to make something because she's not here, you know, yeah, you're

here. No, that's perfect I'm so happy that you're here

about good and about having me over here for the holidays.