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Serrano, I have seen my wife

gobbling a huge and monstrous colt.

I propose you a deal.

"During the day we will be the perfect

marriage and at night each one his life."

You will have freedom, but so will I.

"Au revoir"!

"Would the next in

line be your husband?"

Before he couldn't be king of France because he was king of Spain, but...

now that he has abdicated...

"It's just that I feel like a

black hand lurking over my reign."

Not to mention what happened with his mother.

What happened to my mother?

"Your father has done horrible things."

Ah!

"Your father killed your mother."

Remove your hooves from my throne.

Philip.

Because?

Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Give your husband my regards.

Marvelous.

Charming.

Rabble. Her husband is a drunk.

Thank you.

Do you know what they called me when I got here?

They shouted at me: "Long live Savoy."

My husband's first wife, me.

Queen Louise is going to invite her parents to the party.

Good time to start our offensive.

Do you have something planned?

Intoxicate the French delegation with misleading information.

Make it clear that the regent's interim

It is spreading too much.

France needs a king.

I see it as too slow.

Your Majesty, a plot takes time and money.

And a candidate for the throne that excites the French.

Ah!

Ah!

We have two of three.

"Excellent Majesty Isabel de Farnese,

I'm sure it's of your interest to know the news from the court."

"Against all odds

the royal marriage is coming to light."

"He seems sure of himself,

she is completely domesticated

and, strangest of all, they seem to love each other."

Votes in favor.

"And not only on a personal level are they better than ever,

"they are increasingly more confident in governance".

"The feeling of euphoria is such that they plan to have a party.

French style!

French style.

"'French-style',

"They keep repeating it."

"What a bore, your majesty."

The boredom is over in this palace,

Guests will come from all over.

Among them my dear in-laws.

Well.

"The legacy of morality and righteousness

which his majesty displayed,

is about to be spoiled if they continue to reign in their own way.

Hello.

"It is not too late to return the future of the kingdom to its normal course."

"Give me the sign

and I will act with the diligence that I know so well.

" "Always yours, Marquis Aníbal Scotti.

" Those suckling pigs with that... that crispy skin...

Oh!

It's been since I've eaten one of those suckling pigs.

Boo! Since I was a seminarian.

I'm going to die.

We are all going to die, your majesty.

Me soon.

The king gives a party in the palace.

That will make you happy.

Shall we go together?

Nobody waits for me in Madrid.

And much less my son.

Give me the extreme unction and let's end this martyrdom.

The extreme unction...

Erre that err with the extreme unction as if it were...

the panacea the extreme unction.

For a Catholic, death is not the end.

That's what worries me the most.

Do you want to confess?

Ah!

What I did is unforgivable.

I know it, you know it and so does he.

I remember very well what you did, your majesty.

Take care of your beloved wife

until his last breath.

The queen was very sick

and you showered her with attention and affection.

died in peace

and happy,

because you were always by his side.

He knows very well

all the sacrifices you have made in his name.

He knows the great defense very well

that you have always made of the true faith.

And he doesn't forget it. - No?

What are you going to forget?

That's why he has prepared you...

eternal grace.

Ah!

"Ego absolve you a peccatis tuis

in nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Santo".

Amen.

Snot?

- Clear, Your Majesty. - Okay.

Breath?

Fresh as a spring morning.

Perfect.

Your Majesty, there is a group of maids

waiting at the door, may I ask who they are?

Are they already there? - Yes.

Oops!

Well...

The queen and I have agreed to a temporary cessation of coexistence.

Yeah!

It's the best thing after such a long marriage.

But you have been married for four months.

Serrano, modern times. Everything goes much faster.

Oh.

- She makes her life and the time has come for her to make mine.

Let's see, here. Yes.

What do you think? With a mole or without? - I would emphatically do without it.

Okay, yes, you're right.

Take.

And what's your name? - My name is Rosa.

What a beautiful flower.

Oh! Thank you.

And what's your name? - Hydrangea.

Go!

A flower for another flower.

Oh, thank you.

I love flowers.

My family had a flower stand.

And what's your name? - Margaret.

Daisy, my favorite flower.

Thank you.

- Look, that lackey over there is lame. - Come on!

Are you from around here?

Well, I lived in Coruña for many years.

Ah, Coruña, how beautiful.

The doctors sent me there for... a change of scenery.

And why a change of scenery?

Because of tuberculosis.

Already.

Are you feeling well?

Let's see, my king, deflower me...

If that's your intention, no... it's not going to happen.

He had the flower and a very powerful flower at that.

No, but that wasn't my intention.

I didn't want to... - Why?

What's happening? You don't like me?

I hunt roe deer, wild boars,

cats, dogs, anything I can throw my way.

- - You alone? - Alone, very alone.

- How brave. - And handsome.

Then I went to Cantabria to test the waters.

What... what waters?

Because of scarlet fever.

- - Is it...? - Don't worry.

Now I'm fine.

Yes, the truth is that you look fresh.

Oh!

Run, run, run!

Ah!

I had never been in gardens like this.

Very pretty, but I like it because of the bushes, over there.

The petticoats up... The fun...

You understand me.

Have some chillies. What a good thing.

No, I'm not into chili peppers. - Oops!

How spicy! I like them.

Eat.

I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted.

Oops, you're a pig!

You're pretty good too.

What beautiful hands.

Ah! Are those sores?

No... It's a birthmark.

They are smallpox sores! - No.

Sores!

- Yes, it's smallpox, but don't worry.

I'm fine now. - The snack is over.

Look... Wow, how spicy. I love it.

It's divine. Don't you want to?

"On Wednesday I'm having a party.

" Really? - Yes. Would you like to come?

I'd love to.

I see you there.

The Duke of Saint Simon, meet the protomedic Higgins.

I was wondering if someone wanted to make an

attempt on my life, what poison would they use?

Does someone want to attack you?

Guards! - No! No no.

Nobody wants to attack me.

It's a game. It's a game. - Is it a game?

The duke and I were fantasizing about the perfect crime.

Don't say more.

I also love macabre games.

Every Tuesday I go down to the morgue with

a bottle of wine, I dress up a corpse as a

French maid and "oh, la, la", "oh, la, la".

Well, poisons.

Poisons.

There are many types of poisons.

What kind of death do you want to provide?

Quick and painless? Seizures and urination?

Quick and painless. - Painless...

Your Highness, no...

There has to be a bit of rigor mortis.

Don't talk anymore.

What you need...

is this.

Ah!

A single drop could wipe out the most powerful enemy.

Very good.

I'm going to the morgue. I have arranged to meet Madame Chabrol.

That's what I call...

Well...

♪ It will never be offered...

♪ And love you my heart...

♪ What blames reason...

♪ every day they grow more.

♪ It will never be offered...

♪ And love you my heart...

♪ What fault does reason have...

♪ Every day they grow... ♪

Shut up.

Shut up.

What is happening, your majesty? This piece always makes you happy.

Let us not disturb his majesty.

What you need now is more prayer.

And what better way is there to contact God

than through art? Can you explain it to me?

You see it doesn't work, Farinelli.

Don't invent.

Do not invent, that this is the acoustics of the palace.

In this wing of the palace I have celebrated masses

without any acoustic problems and without the need to shout.

If you would be so kind. - As?

Shout? What I do is called screaming?

- You believe the tenor. - Sing.

- Well, cold like that... - Sing.

Come on, sing!

That?

It has already gone wrong.

Help me.

That?

Make me like you.

Your Majesty... - I'm going to make you like me.

Take it.

Take it. - What are you doing, Your Majesty?

Hey, your majesty... - Cut it off.

What to cut him? - Cut it off.

But is she crazy in the head? - Cut it off.

Play something, please!

I don't want to be like that. Cut it off.

Let a butcher cut it for you, man!

Cut it off.

I don't want to be like that. - Your Majesty.

Cut it off!

Ah! - Oh!

Cut it off!

What do you have there?

What do you have? - Ask your wife.

Guards!

Aid!

Come on!

Someone cut it for me!

I can't get up!

I'm a fucking star.

Where are you going?

Well, get your clothes.

To dress you for the party.

Oh, the party! I didn't remember. How lazy!

Please, you have to try on dresses.

They are waiting for us.

Oh! What dresses?

Look, what if I go like this, with this sheet?

- No, Luisa, don't start. - With this.

Don't you like it?

Well, I put the final touch here.

Please, you can't go like this. You can't go like this.

This is the latest in France.

I don't like. I don't like. You have to be perfect.

This is perfect. - It's not perfect.

It's not perfect. Everyone will be there.

There are going to be captains,

generals, war heroes, widows of war heroes.

Dukes, marquises, counts, viscounts.

Everyone is going to be there... - My parents.

Your parents.

Of course, if they see you like that, well... - Well, they run away.

What problem is there? - That you are the queen, Luisa.

I don't know, don't you want to impress them?

Wow, that's impossible.

They hate me. They don't pay attention to me.

Impressing them is impossible.

Well, prove them wrong.

They are wrong, you are an incredible queen.

Luisa, you are an incredible queen.

Oooh!

Ah!

Ah!

But what is that?

Come.

What are you doing here?

I have snuck in. I jumped out of the window.

Oh, la, la. "Mon amour.

" Want?

I ask myself.

All yours.

Your father is very sorry that he couldn't come.

My father was not invited.

Neither do you.

You are beautiful. - You too.

Come on.

That cup is very empty.

Be a good host.

You've been holding a cup of poison all night.

I haven't drunk.

Nothing would happen either.

I'm starting to think you're immunized.

The poison is powerful, but at least a drop has to reach him.

I'm not a criminal. I am a writer, a thinker.

Don't fuck with me, "humanist.

" We had a deal.

I beg you...

It was.

Welcome. It's a joy to have you here.

Although they tell me that the regency

is not experiencing its best moments.

Well, there are no bad times in Versailles, my dear.

I don't mean, outside the gardens.

Your glass is empty, please.

Actually, I came to tell you that in

the kingdom of Spain you have a friend.

Oh!

And a daughter!

Ah, look, my dear daughter.

Mother.

How does Spain treat you? - Great.

They have welcomed me with open arms.

People love me, don't they? - Very, very much.

Let's drink to it. - Surprising, daughter.

What, that they love me?

Well, at the last reception you started a fire at Versailles.

And at the duchess's wedding

You sneaked into the cellar and finished off the champagne.

Well...

It's not champagne, but it is the best wine in the world.

I have a lot to tell you. Come. - Oh, yeah?

Interesting.

My husband and I are modernizing the kingdom.

Good news.

Your brother Luis Felipe is getting married. - Yeah.

Yeah? With who?

With Augusta of Baden-Baden.

Baden? Baden-Baden.

Baden-Baden. - Are there two Badens?

Of course, Baden-Baden. - Baden, Baden.

Baden mother, Baden father or Baden-Baden compound?

What difference does it make if it's a Baden-Baden?

Yes, but it doesn't answer my question about Baden-Baden.

Are you talking about my Baden-Baden friends?

Baden-Baden. - Baden-Baden.

Yes, Baden-Baden.

Life could be saying Baden-Baden.

For the Baden-Baden!

Your sister is the new Abbess Commander.

We are so proud.

I'm very happy.

Have you heard anything about the changes...?

We are looking for a fiancé for Felipa.

Music to my ears. Have you thought about my son Carlos?

He's handsome.

We should meet him. - Not everyone is worth it.

No. - She is the most beautiful and educated.

- He has a great future. - Yes.

I need a drink.

Oh!

In his state he can't.

As?

At last. - Thank God.

No, no, no, no. No.

I'm not pregnant.

Luisa, it's literally the only thing you have to do.

We don't ask for much either.

Your majesty... They are claiming you.

Your majesty.

- Your daughter... - Excuse me.

Forgive me for not marrying a Baden-Baden,

nor being beautiful, nor being a captain nun...

Commander Abbess.

My pussy is sweating!

- - Oh! - Luisa!

That? That? No...

Be careful. This is all your fault.

What is pussy?

Oh.

The "quiquí". - Oh.

I have told you.

No matter what I do, they will never love me!

Please, you have to calm down. Calm down.

Please calm down. - One second.

It hasn't been clear, I think.

I say my pussy is sweating.

Not the pussy of a cheap regent, nor the

pussy of the Sun King's bastard

daughter, nor the pussy of a retiree,

pure and authentic brown pussy of a queen of Spain!

Louise!

Philippe!

My God! Oh my God! Please...

Help!

Salts! Please come out! Bring salt!

I don't know what to do.

What a tragedy. May God help us.

Bring a cognac!

We have done what we had to do.

Yes, but I'm afraid.

If this man lets go... - He's not going to let go.

Our guards know what they are doing. Alright.

What if he bites his tongue and swallows it?

I'm not going to do that, it's disgusting.

Sorry, you wanted to cut your

dick a moment ago with a knife.

Well, it was the butter one. It would have taken hours.

It wasn't the one with the butter.

- No, it wasn't. - Already.

Come on.

I didn't expect this from you.

Why did you do it, Felipe?

I didn't do anything.

You are my woman.

I was faithful to you all the days of my life.

The woman is there to satisfy her husband's desires.

As many times as necessary!

I'm sorry, sorry.

I loved you.

They didn't teach me to love. Sorry.

But I loved you.

Don't apologize to me.

Hey?

To Luis.

I made him king.

After what the throne did to you?

The crown is a curse and you have condemned it.

- It's what he wanted. - No.

He wanted your help.

He has asked you over and over again.

You have abandoned our son.

Sorry.

Sorry.

That's it. That's it.

I miss you a lot.

Did you rehearse the choreography a lot?

That?

Alright?

It's better, despite you.

How do you think of talking to your father that way?

But are you going to blame me?

You're right, it's our fault for believing you had changed.

Let's see if I've set up this party for you.

Luisa.

I've been thinking all my life that I'm a horrible daughter.

Do you know what I'm telling you? If there is something horrible, it is you.

Your father is sick.

He has come here to see you one last time.

It seems that God is on our side.

Margarita, you are beautiful.

Thank you.

And I love your dress.

Yeah, me too. It's one of my favorites.

Margaret...

Oh, Margarita, Margarita!

Oh, Rodrigo.

Ro... I'm Luis.

King Louis.

Who is Rodrigo?

Rodrigo is my fiancé, my boyfriend.

He's in prison and...

owes money to the crown and I thought your majesty...

Would you forgive the debt if we did?

Yes.

No, but, really, forget about Rodrigo.

No, it's not necessary. - Yes, yes, no.

Margaret, calm down. - I like you.

Let's do it. - You don't like me.

Yes. - Don't worry.

Okay?

But... - I forgive you the debt.

Sure?

Very safe.

Yuju!

How was your date?

My date? - Yes.

I'm going to die alone.

What's up! - Yes.

No, man, you're not going to die alone.

Very lonely.

No, man. - Lonelier than one.

Do you know what happens?

If they choose for me, bad.

But if I choose, it's even worse.

Is it so difficult to find a virginal maiden?

Hey? Because I think not.

Luis, you are the virginal maiden.

By...?

By the hair?

Luis, you don't need the perfect woman.

Because the perfect woman does not exist.

Well, what do I need then?

Have a good time.

That's it.

Nothing else. - But with whom?

My first Bourbon.

Yum!

That?

Very sorry.

Are you better? - Yeah.

Sure?

Give me a kiss.

No, they see us, they see us. - What difference does it make?

What's that?

- - Ah! - Very well, your majesty. Good.

Oh, oh, go on, go on!

Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah!

Very good!

Ah!

Ah!

I think it's much better.

Tying him to the bed was the hand of a saint.

Do you see how there is no need to pray?

Not even gurgling. - Envy, envy!

Go to hell!

Where is?

Heading to Madrid.

My son needs me.

Ah!

Ah!

Oh!

No!