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{\an8}14, 15, 16.
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{\an8}Whoo-hoo.
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{\an8}A new office chair-spinning
record.
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{\an8}How do you feel?
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{\an8}So bad, but so good.
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{\an8}Remember.
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{\an8}Nausea is temporary,
glory is forever.
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{\an8}Give me five.
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{\an8}Good girl.
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{\an8}- You two got a sec?
- Yeah.
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{\an8}We're just finishing up
some work, but sure.
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{\an8}Guess what I ordered
that just arrived?
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{\an8}If it's a fart machine,
I already told you no.
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{\an8}Well, I was hoping
you were gonna guess dartboard.
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Then I could say...
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bullseye.
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Ha. Bullseye.
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I get it.
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I didn't know
we needed a new dartboard.
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Oh, the last one
got pretty chewed up.
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But that's what happens
when you--
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Just can't miss.
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Yup.
Old Deadeye Hawkins.
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The man never misses.
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Pew-pew, pew-pew.
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Hang on a second.
He's showing us his dartboard.
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Anyway,
this is top-of-the-line.
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Customized with the
tavern's logo right on the top.
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Oh, wow. That's so cool.
Check it out.
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Oh, yeah.
I can see it from here.
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It's a beaut.
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Anyway, uh, I'd better run.
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Promised Steve I'd help him.
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Help him with what?
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I know, right?
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She seem a little weird
to you?
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Nah,
I didn't notice anything.
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She can't stand to
be in the same room with you.
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I thought you was
gonna talk to her.
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I am.
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When?
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I don't know.
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Probably when she can stand
to be in the same room with me.
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Listen.
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I know men your age
have a hard time
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talking about emotional stuff.
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Men of any age.
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Is Isabella important to you?
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She is.
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Then you need to get over it.
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Talk about not wanting to be
in the same room with somebody.
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I know, right?
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{\an8}- ♪ You belong
at Happy's Place ♪
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{\an8}Ah, spider!
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{\an8}- What?
- Spider. Spider.
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{\an8}Wait, don't run over here.
It may follow you.
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{\an8}- But I'm afraid of spiders.
- Yeah, so am I.
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{\an8}OK.
Well, what are we gonna do?
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{\an8}Because unless that spider can
make drinks, we got a problem.
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{\an8}Ah.
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{\an8}OK, where's Takoda?
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{\an8}Oh, he won't be here
for half an hour.
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{\an8}By then, everyone in this place
could be dead.
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{\an8}OK, OK.
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{\an8}Gabby, you can do this.
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{\an8}Yeah.
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{\an8}It's just--
it's just a little spider.
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{\an8}No.
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{\an8}It was waiting for me.
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{\an8}And doing this.
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{\an8}Mm.
Ooh, welcome back, Gabby.
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{\an8}Arachnids are so arrogant.
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{\an8}Well, I'm afraid of spiders,
but I hate a bully more.
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{\an8}Step aside, Gabby.
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{\an8}Really?
You're gonna kill it?
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That's what
I'm telling myself in my head.
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I know.
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A little bigger
than I thought.
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OK, um...
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OK. Good. Good.
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Is it dead,
or just really clean?
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It's stunned.
OK.
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Now all I have to do is...
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catch.
- Oh.
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Ah.
- Oh.
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Oh, you did it.
You did it.
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You did it.
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And in the most
sanitary way possible.
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You are a hero, Steve.
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Yeah, come on.
Yes!
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I've never
been a hero before.
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It feels good.
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Yeah.
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You know what, Gabby?
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Grab me a beer.
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All right.
What kind?
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Root.
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OK.
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Diet.
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No...
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regular.
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This is the first time I've
ever been attracted to you.
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Why are we having
a staff darts tournament?
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I don't mean
to sound irritated,
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but I just found out
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we're having
a staff darts tournament.
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Isabella and Emmett need
to get over being uncomfortable
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around each other,
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so I'm gonna
force them together.
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I'm so not into this.
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OK, who's ready to take
on the sharp-eyed sisters?
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Well, actually,
I'm already on a team.
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Gabby and me.
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I am so into this.
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She picked me
over everyone else.
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Let's see that replay.
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Not her, not him,
not him, not him.
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OK, listen up.
this is a doubles tournament.
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So Isabella, you and Emmett.
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- Really?
- Really.
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I call Takoda.
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He's the only one left.
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I still consider it
a compliment.
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Don't worry, buddy.
I killed a spider today.
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Pretty sure
I'm good at sports now.
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You know, maybe I should
just be Gabby's teammate.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Everybody wants me now.
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OK, let's see the replay.
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She--
- Let's not.
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Isabella, you're gonna
be with Emmett,
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so why don't you two
get us started?
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Want to go?
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No, go ahead.
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No, why don't
you start us off?
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OK. All right,
somebody throw a dart.
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Yeah. Come on.
Here we go.
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Whoo.
- Oh, nice try.
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Wow.
Way to go, girl.
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Oh.
- Bullseye.
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- Whoo.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Yee-haw.
- My turn.
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This board is hot.
- Come on, now.
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I'm picturing my mother.
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Got her.
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I can skip therapy this week.
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OK, my turn.
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Oh, yeah.
Whoo-hoo.
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You like to go first?
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No, no, no.
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You go first,
because now I am the closer.
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Oh, my gosh.
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All right.
Come on, now.
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Hey, batter, batter,
batter, batter. Swing.
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Now watch this, Takoda.
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I'll make sure
to lift with my legs,
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now that I have to carry you.
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Oh, man.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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I know you only did that
to make me feel better.
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Yeah.
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OK.
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No worries.
We're just getting started.
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All right, Isabella
and Emmett, you're up again.
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Actually,
you know what, Emmett?
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You got this.
Don't need me.
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Nice try.
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All right, tournament's
not over yet, is it?
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We didn't have time to come up
with a cool handshake.
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- Mm.
- You know? Come on, hmm?
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What's--what is--
it's not a job interview.
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Come on, what--
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Steve and Takoda
win by default.
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I could tell when it left
my hand it was gonna be good.
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It's like
I was one with the dart.
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You missed the board.
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That's the first thing
I missed all day.
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Remember when Bobbie
picked me over both of you?
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That was fun.
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Not as fun as when
I killed a spider.
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Let me know
if you see one, Takoda.
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I'll teach you how to do it.
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No, I don't kill spiders.
My people frown on that.
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Wait, wait.
Do you just release them?
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Do your people
really frown on that?
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Because I say stuff like that
all the time
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to get out of things
I don't want to do.
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Oh, it's real.
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We don't want to give Iktomi
any reason to mess with us.
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Wait, what are
you talking about?
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Who's Iktomi?
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Iktomi's the
Lakota trickster god.
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He appears as a spider
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and takes vengeance on those
who have killed his kind.
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Is it just spiders?
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Because
I killed a fly last week.
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I mean, not on purpose.
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I like to sing when
I ride my bike.
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Look, every culture has
its own beliefs.
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I'm supposed to wear yellow
underwear on New Year's Eve
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for good luck, but I refuse to
let underwear dictate my year.
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Look.
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Forget I said anything
about spiders.
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You're not gonna forget,
are you?
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Of course I am.
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I can't even remember what
the trickster god's name is.
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- Oh, I do. It's--
- Iktomi, I know.
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Oh.
I'm glad you jumped in.
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I actually forgot.
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Quick,
grab me another root beer.
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OK.
Wait, are you sure?
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Uh-huh.
Beer me.
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both: Iktomi!
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Hey.
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I'm writing in my diary
about the darts tournament.
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How do you spell "sucked"?
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You know, it could
have been a lot worse.
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Nobody left with an eye patch.
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By the way, putting me
and Emmett on the same team?
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Very subtle.
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I just remember how close
you two used to be,
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and it breaks my heart.
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Don't worry about it.
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If we want to work it out,
we'll work it out.
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Oh yeah, that's what
two thick-headed people
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usually do, work it out.
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Just leave it alone, Bobbie.
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You don't know what
you're talking about.
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Mm,
and how could we fix that?
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I know.
You could tell me.
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It's this.
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It's all of these.
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What are they?
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Letters to Happy.
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Yeah?
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Although I didn't know his
name or where to send them.
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Every Father's Day,
I'd write another one.
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Dear Dad, I'd write.
Or hey, Daddy.
240
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And I'd tell him
things about me.
241
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You know,
ask him things about him.
242
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Did he have a dog?
243
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,866
Did he like watermelon?
244
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I told him I like rivers
more than lakes.
245
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:03,829
Oh.
246
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And wondered
which he liked better.
247
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I'd draw pictures sometimes.
248
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Yeah, pictures of me.
249
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And I told him
I wanted to meet him.
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That I really
wanted to meet him.
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And I signed it
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your daughter, Isabella.
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And then I put them in the box
with the rest of them.
254
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That's a wrong that'll
never be made right.
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I'm so sorry, Isabella.
I wished I'd have known.
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You didn't.
257
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,413
Mm-mm.
258
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:48,082
But Emmett did.
259
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,042
And I don't know why.
260
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:53,462
I--
261
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,047
I really don't know why
262
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:58,884
he couldn't have told Happy
to do the right thing.
263
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,095
Just--just do what's right.
264
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:04,223
That's my problem with Emmett.
265
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,142
Well, then tell him.
266
00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:09,271
Since when do you not tell
people what you're thinking?
267
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,190
What good would it do,
you know?
268
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:15,485
What's done is done.
269
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,871
Oh, we got a big
problem with the food
270
00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:28,330
and you need to fix it pronto.
271
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,707
What do you mean,
we have a problem?
272
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,500
Mm-hmm.
273
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,710
You need to tell me
what the problem is.
274
00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,211
Oh, I will.
275
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,338
When I can stand to be
in the same room with you.
276
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,257
Oh, aren't you clever?
277
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,633
Mm-hmm.
278
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,760
Look, you need
to talk to Isabella.
279
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,929
She's wondering why
you never tried to get Daddy
280
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,724
to stay in contact with her.
281
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,392
People seem to
have forgotten that
282
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:51,061
I am not responsible
for Happy's actions.
283
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,563
No one thinks that.
284
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,148
Why are you getting
so defensive?
285
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:57,151
Because all my life, I have
tried to do the right thing.
286
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,736
All my life.
287
00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:02,156
And suddenly, I'm the villain.
288
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:05,451
Oh, Emmett. I don't think
she thinks that at all.
289
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,204
She just wants to know why.
290
00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:16,128
I thought I was
protecting people.
291
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,924
When she showed up,
I was less than welcoming,
292
00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:22,760
and the person you protected
was her.
293
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,303
Yeah.
294
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,138
So if the person you're
protecting now is Happy,
295
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,599
he doesn't need it.
296
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:32,353
It's not him.
297
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:36,440
Takoda, can you cover for me in
the kitchen for a little bit?
298
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,776
Oh, you got it.
299
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,948
I was protecting me.
300
00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,534
But no more.
301
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,629
Good morning, Steve.
302
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,340
Is it?
Is it a good morning?
303
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,008
Is it?
304
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,510
Well, it was.
305
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,929
First, I lost my keys,
306
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,557
then I hit a huge pothole
on the way to work,
307
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:12,434
and now my car makes
this gunka-gunka-gunka sound.
308
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:13,686
Ha.
309
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,396
My car makes
all kinds of sounds.
310
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:18,607
Just turn the music up louder.
311
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,693
Well, that's not
even the worst part.
312
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,028
Then a bird pooped on my hand.
313
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,405
Ugh.
314
00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:26,949
Is this your trickster god?
315
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,285
I think
that's just bird poop.
316
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:32,288
This isn't good luck,
this is a curse.
317
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:36,501
A curse that needs soap and
water and a bird flu vaccine.
318
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,339
OK, Takoda,
you have to help him.
319
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,216
I don't know.
320
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:48,637
Steve's very specific about
his hand-washing routine.
321
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,180
No. OK.
322
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:53,976
No, I mean can you help
him get rid of that curse?
323
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:57,021
Well, Iktomi does
accept apology dances.
324
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,690
OK, so there's--
there's an apology dance?
325
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,317
Yes.
326
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:04,153
You put your left arm in,
327
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:06,447
pull your left arm out,
328
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,324
you put your left arm in,
329
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,452
and you shake it all around.
330
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:14,121
That's the hokey-pokey.
331
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,623
I know. I tricked you.
332
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,583
Iktomi would be so proud of me.
333
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,336
Don't worry about it.
I'll handle this.
334
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:21,503
OK.
335
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,422
I wonder what's next.
336
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:28,969
A lightning bolt, a hurricane,
a friendly clown in a sewer?
337
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:32,181
Steve, all of those bad
things that happened to you,
338
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,515
they could have
happened to anyone.
339
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:37,686
Yeah, anybody Iktomi's
trying to punish.
340
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:40,272
You know, I wish I'd
told you about Shyamalan.
341
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,857
Who's that?
342
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:45,069
The deity that
blesses those who hunt spiders.
343
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,403
Really?
344
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,614
No.
345
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,783
He's not a god.
346
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,369
That's my favorite director,
M. Night Shyamalan.
347
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:56,830
Oh, Iktomi is loving me.
348
00:15:56,831 --> 00:16:00,584
I don't understand what
you're trying to say, Takoda.
349
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:03,253
I'm saying
if I told you good things
350
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:07,383
were going to happen, you
would have noticed good things.
351
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:10,594
But you told me
bad things were gonna happen,
352
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,763
and that's all
I was paying attention to.
353
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:15,432
Exactly.
Does that help?
354
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,059
Well, there's only one way
to find out.
355
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,394
Gabby?
- Yeah?
356
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:22,022
Grab me a root beer.
357
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,732
Are you sure?
358
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,151
- Beer me.
- All right.
359
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,660
It helped.
360
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,463
Hey.
361
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:50,384
Uh, these are for you.
362
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:51,760
Flowers?
363
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,721
Yeah, I couldn't find a card
that said,
364
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:56,516
sorry I didn't help out
with your absentee father.
365
00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,852
You heard about that.
366
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,521
I did.
367
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,981
Look, Emmett.
368
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,983
I don't know if I'm ready
to talk about this yet.
369
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,318
Well--
I'm not either.
370
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,529
But we're going to.
371
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,282
You mind?
372
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,286
I thought
you didn't drink red wine.
373
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,164
Right now,
I could drink rubbing alcohol.
374
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:27,004
So Happy and I only talked
about you the one time,
375
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:31,800
and he only told me then
because...
376
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,386
he had a decision to make.
377
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,389
What decision?
378
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,894
How much did your mom
tell you about why
379
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,772
Happy didn't come around?
380
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,607
Not a lot.
381
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,650
She said she told him
he had to go public about me
382
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,402
or stop coming around.
383
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,070
Oh.
384
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,989
Well, that's because you were
asking questions about him
385
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,658
and she didn't want you to feel
like you were an embarrassment.
386
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,077
Instead, I felt like
I didn't mean anything to him.
387
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,206
No, no.
388
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,833
No, you meant
the world to Happy.
389
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,335
And he was torn up about it.
390
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,462
And that's why
he finally told me,
391
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:11,048
to ask what he should do.
392
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,926
- He did?
- Yeah.
393
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:17,012
I told him it would
destroy Bobbie and her mom.
394
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:22,852
So your pain, Isabella,
it's my fault.
395
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,689
I mean, you gotta understand.
396
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:31,318
You were just a name to me.
397
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:36,240
And then you showed up and...
398
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:39,952
You weren't a name anymore.
399
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:45,542
You were this wonderful person
that I hurt.
400
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:51,088
And I am so, so sorry.
401
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:54,676
And I don't--I don't blame you
for hating me.
402
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:04,102
Oh, that's not the reaction
I thought I'd get.
403
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:10,483
I think I understand now
why you did what you did.
404
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:13,360
If Happy had made
different choices,
405
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:16,655
then my happiness would have
come at Bobbie's expense.
406
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:20,659
And that would kill me.
407
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,578
So...
408
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,413
you OK?
409
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,707
I'm still mad at Happy.
410
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,750
Look, I get that there were
no good choices to make,
411
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,169
but he was responsible
for that.
412
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,589
- Damn right!
- Yeah.
413
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,216
His obituary would have been
a hell of a lot different
414
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,594
if I'd have known
all this was coming.
415
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:42,180
Yeah, my letters sure would
have been a lot different.
416
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,600
Hey.
417
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:47,185
Let's write him another one.
418
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,397
- Really?
- Damn right.
419
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:53,817
All right.
420
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,403
Start it off...
421
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,281
dear bastard.
422
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:01,366
Not dear.
423
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,743
Hey, bastard.
424
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:03,827
What's next?
425
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,495
Oh, love that.
426
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,080
Because of what you did,
427
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:12,169
you hurt a sweet, innocent
child that didn't deserve it.
428
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,630
And put your best friend,
who is a good man,
429
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,089
in a terrible position.
430
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,257
That bastard!
431
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,425
Bastard.
432
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,387
All right,
everybody clear out.
433
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,472
Give me some room.
434
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,766
You heard the lady.
Room.
435
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,060
You got this, all right?
436
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:33,649
Um, cool handshakes
are so last year.
437
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:36,026
Oh, I thought we could
figure one out for later.
438
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:37,862
- I'm so into that.
- Good.
439
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,699
Fly straight,
little fake arrow.
440
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,703
- Yeah.
- Whoo-hoo.
441
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,832
{\an8}Great shot.
Wish I had time to celebrate.
442
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,044
{\an8}Oh!
443
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:56,672
{\an8}He's too busy hitting bull,
baby!
444
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,382
{\an8}Whoo-hoo!
445
00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:01,052
{\an8}I'm starting to regret
y'all getting back together.
446
00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:03,679
{\an8}Good luck, Steve.
447
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,097
{\an8}I don't need any luck,
448
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:08,350
{\an8}because now I have something
even better.
449
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,687
{\an8}My new performance
high-tech grip glove.
450
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,110
{\an8}You hit board! Ah!
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