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I'm going to disney world!

Aah!

This place is wonderful.

I'm going to have fun, Harriette.

I'm going to have fun!

Thank you for coming

To amateur inventors Contest finals!

[applause]

Ohh!

Ooh.Ooh!

[coughing]

I blew a bibulating Rebobulator.

It might have gotten Damaged in the shipping.

Very well. We will Postpone our decision For three days.

How much further To orlando?

I don't know.

We're coming up on A town called cañada.

That's not cañada. That's canada!

Oh, man, you been Driving the wrong way

For the past four hours!

Laura winslow...

You are the sun...

The rain...

And the wind That flowers my soul.

I love you more Than life itself.

Will you marry me?

Yes, I will.

Yay!Yay!Yay!

Ohh!

Something's wrong With steven.

* it's a rare condition

* in this day and age

* to read any good news On the newspaper page *

* and love and tradition Of the grand design *

* some people say Is even harder to find *

* well, then, there must be Some magic clue *

* inside these gentle walls

* 'cause all I see Is a tower of dreams *

* real love burstin' Out of every seam *

* as days go by

* it's the bigger love Of the family **

Oh...Ah...Ohh...

Uh, hello, room 596, please?

Steven q. Urkel.

Yes, I'll hold.

What do you mean He's not in his room?

It's 11:30 in the p.M.

Well, sorry just doesn't Cut the mustard,

Now does it, buddy boy?

Well, how come He's not in his room?

You don't know?

What kind of mickey mouse Place are you running, huh?

No. This is not A crank call.

Mommy! Mommy!

Oh.

Honey, what's wrong?

Mommy, I'm not happy.

Ohh!

I called steven.

He wasn't in His hotel room.

I'm going to orlando Immediately.

So, how you doing?

Great. The smile On my face never lies.

How about you?

Hey, you're you. There is no steve.

Life is good.

It's good to see You're in a good mood

Because I have something Very important

To discuss with you.

Oh, well. Lay it on me.

Carl, last night I proposed to laura.

What?

And she accepted.

What?

Carl, will you make me The happiest man In the world

In the happiest Place on earth

And give me Your daughter's hand In marriage?

Gee...

I don't know.

Laura?

My baby girl Getting married?

I promise, carl.

I'll love your daughter Forever,

And she'll never want For anything.

Gee, stefan, I...

I still don't know.

I...I'm going To need some time

To think about this.

I'm also going to Have to discuss this With harriette.

Hey, I understand.

You're an old-fashioned, Yet nineties kind of guy.

Heh heh heh.

[sighs]

Thanks for giving me a ride.

I really appreciate it.

If I can make your stay On earth happier,

I've done my job.

Eddie winslow, baby.

Hi, eddie.

I'm india.

India--such A lovely name

For A lovely lady.

Thank you.

My real name is becky,

But I went to india And loved it so much

I just changed my name.

You're lucky You didn't go to turkey.

And what's your name?

Waldo.

Want some summer sausage?

I don't eat meat.

Why not?

I have nothing to do

With the slaughter Of god's creatures.

Right, and I suppose That vest is fake cow.

Heh heh. Heh heh.

So...Heh heh...

India, Where you headed?

I don't really know. I just follow the wind.

If we're following the wind, We should be going backwards.

Carl?

Hmm?

I can't believe My little girl Wants to get married.

When we married, You were a year older Than laura.

But you had A good apartment,

And I was tired Of taking a bus.

Heh heh heh.

Welcome to The tower of terror.

This is the 10th time I've been on this today.

That's a record, huh?

No.

The record is 15.

Who did that?

The person sitting Next to you.

Sorry, sugar.

Heh heh heh.

Goodbye.

It's been nice knowing you.

Hold my hand, carl.

Don't worry, sweetheart. I got you.

Ooh, I love Disney world.

I sure wish We could stay Longer.

It's interesting You should say that

Because this place Is weaving Its magic spell on me.

I'm a new man.

For the first time In years,

I am completely happy And relaxed.

That's great, carl.

Yeah. You haven't yelled At anyone since we got here.

Guys...

As head Of this family,

I have come To a decision.

What's that?

I'm quitting the force.

What?What?What?

I am selling The house.

What?What?What?

Yep. We are all Moving to orlando.

Aah!

Look at that Incredible lake.

Yeah. Looks Inviting, huh?

Heh heh.

Every time I see a lake,

I just have to go Skinny-dipping.

Whoo.

Skinny-dipping.

I like that.

Skinny-dipping.

Whoo!

Heh heh.

Get up.

What happened? What happened?

Nothing. Nothing.

Look, we're Going swimming.

Cool. I'll Unpack my trunks.

No, no, no.

You don't need them.

We're going skinny-dipping.

You want me To get naked

In front Of a vegetarian?

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey! Hey!

Finito.

Oh...

It's wonderful.

You're very gifted, Vincenzo,

But not even you

Can capture the fullness Of her beauty.

Oh, stefan!

Thank you.

Oh...

Thank you, stefan.

This has been A perfect day.

Not yet.

Now it's a perfect day.

Thanks for The ride, kids.

Myra.

Hi, laura.

Where's steven?

How come you're Not steven?

I can explain, myra.

Come on.

Myra, laura and I are...

Engaged to be married.

Aah! Ohh!

I'm sorry. I thought You said you and laura Were engaged.

I did.

Aah!

Myra, I'm sorry,

But I'm never Going to turn into Steve urkel again.

Never?

Y-you mean...

No more nibbling Chocolate-covered ants With my sweetie?

No more glorious nights Under the stars,

Sharing a cheese wheel?

No more sucking face

To the tune Of beer barrel polka?

I'm afraid not.

Well, why not just rip out My urkel-loving heart, huh?

Oh. This is the saddest day Of my entire life.

Oh, myra, I'm so sorry.

Butt out, tart.

Here you--you...

Callous cad.

That's steven's Science club pin.

What once was a bright Symbol of love

Is now a meaningless Piece of...

Tin.

Hey, harriette...

Hmm?

How do I look?

Taller.

Heh heh heh.

Hey, well, I'll think about it.

Heh heh heh.

Come on. Let's take five.

Make it six.

Heh heh heh.

You know, carl?

Hmm?

It's going to be Great living here.

I'm glad you feel That way, sweetheart.

What made you Change your mind?

That call From captain savage.

Oh. Heh heh.

What call?

Oh, I'm sorry...

That was your old life.

You're not interested In police work any more.

[sighs]

But what did he say?

Let's see.

It was something about That guy you busted,

That head of The car theft ring.

Ricky turner?

Yeah. That's it. He's getting out of jail,

Something About technicality.

What?

Well...

How come?

It had to do with A missing court order For a wiretap.

But I got the wiretap From judge fowler.

You go away From the department For a few days,

And everything Just falls apart.

Don't be upset. You quit.

You don't have to Worry about that stuff Anymore.

We're moving to the most Magical place on earth.

Yeah, right.

Carl?

Carl?

Carl, when Are we going to--

Harriette, I am a good cop,

And they need me In chicago.

You just don't walk away

From something you put Your whole life into.

You said we were--

I am a man of action.

I love this, but I've Got to get back home.

But, carl, we already--

Don't argue with me.

I have made my decision, And that is it.

O.K.

If that's what you want.

You bet that's What I want.

If you'll excuse me,

I'm going to go Call captain savage

And straighten This whole thing out.

You don't need to do that.

Why not?

'cause I made The whole thing up.

You?

Harr--

Harriette winslow, I tell you--

Ha ha ha!

I knew you'd come To your senses.

Laura, what's wrong?

Stefan, I feel bad About myra.

You have a good heart, My lady love,

And I feel bad for her, too,

But we deserve Our happiness.

What if our Happiness was...

Dishonest?

Well, what are you Talking about?

Well...

[sighs]

It wasn't an accident That something Went wrong

With the transformation Chamber.

I sabotaged it.

You did what?

Well, I didn't plan it.

It's just that when I saw you coming out Of that chamber,

Looking all fine and...

Smelling all good And stuff...

[sighs]

I just couldn't Bear the thought

Of losing you again.

What you did was wrong.

I know.

Please don't hate me.

I don't hate you.

I love you.

Maybe it's not important How we got together.

Maybe the only Important thing

Is that we Are together.

Stefan...

Our life together Won't be happy

If it's based on a lie.

You've got to Fix the chamber

And turn back into steve.

W-wait. What Are you saying?

Folks, in just A few moments,

Mr. Urquelle will Attempt to complete

His transformation Experiment.

I'm stoked.

Well, listen, laura,

I want you to know I will always Love you,

And even though I might be gone,

You'll always Have my heart.

Oh, come on. What is this,

The young And the restless?

Get on with it. He's stoked.

Hello, hello, hello.

I'm back now.

I'm peanut butter.

I'm jelly.

Sandwich!Sandwich!

And, now, mr. Urkel,

All we need is A lock of your hair

To prove that you And stefan urquelle

Are, indeed, Two different people.

No. That won't be necessary.

I'm withdrawing From the contest.

This is an outrage!

You are an embarrassment To science, technology,

And pants.

You're a fraud!

I am no fraud.

Why, my transformation Chamber works.

I'm withdrawing From this contest

Because mankind Isn't ready for it.

The power to change Human genetic structure

Is too easily abused.

Why, if one of The most wonderful People in the world

Could be tempted To misuse my chamber,

Why, just imagine What ordinary mortals Might do.

Wow.

A man of morals.

Wonderful.

Well, In that case...

Ladies and gentlemen,

The winner of this year's

National amateur inventor's Contest finals is...

Zoralee rasmussen.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I really Don't believe this.

We wait three days For this nasally nerd

To fix his cockamamie Phone booth,

And then you Give the first prize

To that babbling bimbo.

Babbling?

Whoo!

Oh.

Well.

Well, until next year, So long everybody,

And remember...

Science is our buddy.

Thank you.

Oh, stevie, You were wonderful.

Kiss, kiss, kiss.

Arf!

Oh!

Hello, laura.

I know how much You love stefan.

You made A tremendous sacrifice In giving him up.

Thanks, steve.

You know, I have A confession to make.

Well, what's that?

Well, I kind of like Having you back.

I actually sort of Kind of missed you.

Heh heh ha. Ha ha ha.

O.K., we're all packed. Let's go!

Oh, want me to drive?

No!No! No! No!

Cranky bunch.

They could use a visit From the prune fairy.

Hey.Hey, dad.

Hey, mom.

What's up, laura? Hey, rachel.

Thanks for the ride!

Where in the world Have you been?

Yeah, and where is Waldo's truck?

India.

Huh?Huh?

It's a long story.

Well, we finally Made it here.

What are we Going to do first?

Go to the airport.

We're leaving.

What?

Well...

[sighs]

Oh, man.

Disney world was fun,

But I thought There'd be more rides.