Original subtitles

That's the last Of it.

I'm all packed And ready to go.

Edward, you're finally Leaving the nest,

But there's something I want you to know, son.

This is your house,

Your sanctuary, edward,

And if things get tough For you out there...

Yeah, dad?

There's no way you're Moving back in.

I'm going to Miss you, dad.

Hey, you're going to Get your new place.

The last thing that'll be On your mind is me.

Give your mom A hug goodbye.

Oh, mom, are you okay?

I'm fine, eddie.

Uh!

Um, mom--

Harriette.

Did you remember to Pack your galoshes?

Mom, it's august.

Besides, I'm moving Into my own apartment

And going to college.

I'm not a little boy Anymore.

I'm a man.

Hey, eddie, you forgot Your night-light.

Ooh. Thanks.

* it's a rare condition *

* in this day and age *

* to read any good news On the newspaper page *

* and love and tradition Of the grand design *

* some people say Is even harder to find *

* well, then, there must be Some magic clue *

* inside these Gentle walls *

* 'cause all I see Is a tower of dreams *

* real love burstin' Out of every seam *

* as days go by *

* it's the bigger love Of the family **

Uh.

I can't make it.

Well, we did it.

We always said we'd have A place together,

And here we are.

Yeah. Cool.

Huh. Huh.

Yeah, boy. Things Are going to be Different now.

We're on our own,

Masters of our Own lives.

Yeah.

We can stay up late.

We can sleep in late.

Yeah.

And if we want,

We can live off Of pizza and twinkies.

I thought you said Things were going To be different.

Well, anyway, things Couldn't be better.

Ain't it the truth?

Lookee here. My first piece of mail.

Oh?

Occupant?

Yep, and I didn't Even fill out

A change-of-address Card.

Wow. How'd they Find me so fast?

'cause there's Only one waldo.

That's true.

No, there's another Waldo,

But people can't seem To find him.

Well, what's important now Is that the babes find us.

Max and I have dropped out Of the dating rat race.

We now do the going steady Lovebird power walk.

Knock, knock.

Ooh, wait.

Who's there?

It's me.

It's me who?

It's me, steve.

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, my, I got to Remember that one.

Steve, how do you Like our new crib?

These digs are cool, Neato, keen, and fab.

I love what you've done With the place,

Except for that wall.

The wall's staying.

It happens to hold up The ceiling.

No. It's crying out For adornment,

A little ooh-la-la.

What it needs is this--

Happy housewarming.

Oh, thanks, steve.

I hope it's a color tv.

Come on, Let's have some fun.

Oh, here's an idea.

Let's get down and put on That funky polka thing.

[polka music plays]

Well, here it is, That cool apartment I told you about.

Oh, this is beautiful.

This is just one of Our three places.

The place on the lake Is being remodeled.

The penthouse Is in escrow.

Ooh, a penthouse?

Yeah. Hey, waldo, Come here.

Meet some new friends Of mine.

Hi, waldo.

I'm kim finney.

Wow.

Are you any relation To kim basinger?

Ha ha. No.

The resemblance In your names Is striking.

And this is Darlene spears.

Hi, waldo.

Your roommate is so nice.

He fixed our flat tire.

Oh, well, a gentleman always Helps ladies in distress.

Hi, I'm waldo Geraldo faldo,

And I'm spoken for,

So you can keep Your painted fingers Off me.

You're funny.

And it's so nice To meet a guy

Who's into being faithful.

Uh, that's how We both are.

Heh heh heh heh.

Unfortunately, I'm still searching

For that one special girl I want to save myself for.

One girl?

You said you wanted To date as many--

Excuse us.

Why don't you Set two more places At the table?

Hold the phone.

Are those tootsies Staying for dinner?

You got a problem With that?

Yes, I do. You stroll in With two lovelies

When you know I'm going steady with max.

What's the big deal?

Just throw some more In the pot.

[gasps]

Throw more in the pot?

Throw more in the pot?

This isn't A chuck wagon.

I made ratatouille For two.

Now that it's four, I have to make Rat-a-tat-touille.

Waldo--

And if they Bring people,

I have to make Rat-a-tat-tat-touille.

Waldo, you're overreacting.

Well, can you blame me?

If you mess with Ratatouille, It'll go kablooey.

But I'll see What I can doey.

If you ladies Will excuse me,

I'll change into A clean shirt.

I'll miss you.

So, you gals go to Eddie's college?

College?

Eddie said he was a doctor.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. He goes back to teach.

[knock on door]

That's probably for me. I get mail now.

Max.

Hi, dimple face.

Who are they?

Just a couple of honeys eddie Brought home for dinner.

You're having dinner With these girls?

Well, yeah, but--

When you're Supposed to be

Going steady with me?

Well, yeah, but--

I was bringing you this Housewarming present,

But things look plenty Warm in here already.

And boy, it didn't Take long, did it?

You've been here For a day,

And I find you With two women?

But, max--

We're through, waldo.

Wait, max! Come back.

[crash]

Ow!

Max is miffed.

Alright, Let's party!

How about Some shai?

Aw, gee.

Aw, gee.

Aw, gee.

Hey, I'm easy.

How about some Babyface?

Hi, sugar-toes.

What do you want, steve?

Hmm.

A beach, a thong And you in it.

Oh, painting the ol' Metatarsals, eh?

I see you're using cotton To keep your toes apart.

My mom uses grapes.

Grapes?

Sure. When your toes are dry, You have a tasty treat.

Thanks for sharin' that. Bye

Now, you run along And I'll be here waiting

While you make yourself Pretty for me.

Ooh! Tell me, baby.

Oh, buenas noche, big guy.

Hey, steve.

What you got there?

Same thing I have Every friday--

Two pizzas for me And eddie who...

Isn't here anymore.

Oh, don't worry About eddo.

I'll hang with you, homey.

That's okay, steve.

This homey can Hang alone-y.

Oh, baloney.

Now let me just put this...

I'll deal with that later.

Now, let's have A pizza party for two.

Steve, you really Don't have to--

I do.

I'm as pleased as punch

To spend time with My top cop pop.

Speaking of pop, I'll go grab us some.

You don't have to.

Mmm.

Ah.

We need red pepper.

Steve!

Hey, steve!

Oh!

Oh. Ohh.

Ohh.

Oh, I'm sorry, carl.

You know, Being a cop,

I think you'd be More careful.

You just sit down.

You relax while I Set up everything.

Oh!

Oops.

Next time tell them To hold the carl.

Hee hee hee hee!

[snort snort]

Get off of me!

That's your piece.

Steve--

Don't blow your top. Have a sodie-pop.

I dropped one of them. I can't remember which.

Let's see. I went to the fridge.

I pulled it out.

It's probably this one.

No, 'cause I...

Okay, it's this one.

Yeah, right.

I guess that's the one.

Well...

I'll just...

Oh.

Let me help you dry off.

Ah!

It's just a little--

Steve, why are you Trying to torture me?

Well, I'm sorry, carl.

I just figured You missed eddo.

I was just trying to fill

That empty space In your heart.

Well, what makes you think I miss eddie so much?

I know you, carl.

You pretend to be A tough guy.

Inside, you're A big softie.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. And listen,

I miss eddo like crazy, And I'm just his friend.

But heavens to betsy, You're his papa.

I bet you Miss him so bad,

You feel like A part of your soul Is missing.

Oh.

Well, you're right.

That's exactly how I feel.

Well, that's okay, carl.

That's how a good father Is supposed to feel

When his son Goes to college.

I happen to know Eddo misses you, too.

He told me himself.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Thanks, steve.

I really appreciate that.

Hey, carl,

We just shared A warm fuzzy moment.

Come on, give me a hug, You big lug.

From there.

From here?

Well...

Ha!

I feel so close To you right now.

[crying]

Here's max and me On our picnic.

It was our Two-week anniversary.

Ohh.

You celebrated your Two-week anniversary?

Yeah.

I know that sounds silly,

Especially since our Three-week anniversary

Couldn't have been more Than a week away.

I don't Believe this.

I think it's wonderful

To see a man in touch With his feelings.

You know, my ex-boyfriend Called me last week.

Maybe I should pay his bail

And give him another chance.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies.

Let's not lose Our heads here.

You got to know When to move on.

That train has left The station

And a shiny new one's Rolling in.

All aboard, baby!

You know,

I am beginning To believe

You aren't The gentleman

We thought You were.

Yeah. And I'm beginning to Think you invited us here

So you could put The moves on us.

What?

I would never...

But if I did, Would it work?

That's it. We're out of here.

Whoa, whoa. Look, You got me all wrong.

I mean, I could be Sensitive, too.

I can cry.

[breathing in gasps]

Give me a second.

Waldo, You come with us.

Where to?

We're going to drive To maxine's.

We're going to straighten This whole thing out, okay?

Come on, waldo. We'll take care of you.

Gee, you're a couple Of swell tomatoes.

Wait a minute!

What about me?

Ha! You, you, you.

That's your problem, Eddie.

All you think about Is you.

Hey, eddie, I'll try and find out

Which one has The hots for you.

Carl.

Hmm?

You coming to bed?

Oh. Yeah. In a while, Sweetheart.

Honey, are you okay?

Oh. Yeah, I'm fine.

No, you're not.

What makes you say that?

There's still cookies On that plate.

Harriette...

I miss my son.

I know. I do, too.

The years went by Too fast.

You know, I thought I could handle this,

But I can't.

I mean, my wallet is full,

I have food in the fridge,

And there's no Rap music blasting.

Why am I so miserable?

Remember when We bought eddie

His first two-wheeler?

Yeah.

A red huffy With long streamers

And a bell that rang Constantly.

Remember how you felt When you took your hands Off the handlebars

And let him ride alone For the very first time?

Yeah.

I was proud and scared.

Do you remember What happened?

Ha ha.

Yep.

He ran into a tree, Fell down,

And screamed like A banshee.

And what did You do, carl?

Well, I--

I ran to him, Picked him up...

And I hugged him.

Yeah.

Think about it, carl.

A lot of years Have gone by,

But everything Is still the same.

Eddie's pedaling off On his own again.

But if he should Happen to fall,

His daddy will still Be there to pick him up

And give him a hug.

Right?

Right.

You know something, Mrs. Winslow?

I love you.

I don't blame you, carl.

I love you, Wally pop.

I love you more, Maxie poo.

King me.

Boy, saturday night

Just doesn't get any Better than this.

Hey, what do you say The next game,

We switch colors?

[groans]

[knock on door]

Hey, guys!

Dad!

I was wondering if maybe You and I could hang out--

Yes! Yes. Yes. We can do that.

[polka music plays]