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Long day.

Hey, babe, let me head out and run some errands. You want anything?

Um, no, but, like, do you possibly have five minutes?

I need some help, like, applying this oil, and I kind of wanted to talk to you

about something.

Okay, the talk part, that's what got me.

Okay.

You got stuff to do.

Hey, what's up? What do you need to talk about?

Yeah, well, first, um, can you just, like, oil me up a little bit? I don't

really, like, want to get it in my nails or, you know, I just... Wait, what?

Yeah, just my chest. You know, I got some of my legs and, I don't know, it's

kind of getting to my knees. It's a little, you know, I don't know.

You're not even, look, you're not even my real dad. You don't have to be so

weird about it.

It's chill, it's cool.

Okay. All right.

Let's get to this conversation.

What you wanted to hide about me about?

Um, something's crazy.

Let's get this over.

Um, why are you being all shy about it? Shy about what?

The way you're, like, rubbing the oil on.

I'm rubbing the oil on you, so that's what you want me to do this time again.

Okay, but you're not, like, getting in where you need to go.

Yeah, we're getting it in there.

Um, okay.

Hold on one second. Let me just... I don't want tan lines, and I don't want

to get the oil on my bikini with the way you're rubbing it. Whoa! What the fuck?

What are you doing?

She's serious.

What? What?

You got the knuckles out.

The what?

You got the titties out.

Oh, I... I just... I'm sorry, why?

You actually scared because of some titties?

No, you must definitely be the most buggy.

Oh, you is wowed in right now. She is going to be fine. And if it's that big

a deal, we don't have to tell her.

You know, remember that.

She's not here.

So, what's the problem?

You don't have cameras outside.

Just oil my chest.

You don't have to comb titties, but I want you to oil my chest. With oil.

Okay. Okay.

Kind of fucked up a little bit.

How is it fucked up?

Your stepdaughter needs help, and you're helping her.

Now, um, what did you want to converse about? Because I'm very curious.

Okay. Um, actually, can you just... Get in here a little bit. I'll tell you when

I tell you.

Just... Please, dude. Just help me.

Okay.

Um... Get in there. Don't be shy.

This is okay.

Damn. Don't grit your teeth too much.

You gotta get the whole... The whole book, the chest.

Yep. Mm -hmm. You're learning.

It's kind of awkward, you know.

I mean, you're making it awkward.

See,

this is right.

This is totally fine. You're making a way bigger deal out of it than it needs

be.

Well, these joints are straight from Knockerville, U .S.

motherfucking A for sure.

Yeah, that... Thank you.

See, it's not that bad.

What did you want to talk to me about?

Oh, no, just... I don't... I don't know. I can't really find, like, the right

words to say.

All right, you're ready.

Thank you.

So... Don't distract me now.

Give me a second. Let me think.

I don't see.

You know?

Mom paid for these when I was back.

Money put to good use.

Getting comfy?

Yeah.

Good.

See,

this doesn't have to be awkward.

Still a little awkward, though.

You don't look so pent up anymore.

He's very nice.

Yeah. All nice and settled in.

Bouncy and pointy.

This was great. Thanks for helping out.

Okay. So, listen.

I... I can hear things in the house.

And, um... I've been hearing what you've been doing to my mom.

No, it's... It's not funny.

What do you mean?

Well, like, because she's... It's always, like, you grunting and, like,

like, screaming.

Bloody fucking murder.

Yeah? And I don't appreciate you doing that to my mom. I mean, not like... I

live there, too, and that's my mother.

And the way you're treating her, it's not okay.

Well, it's not like I'm beating her up or anything. I'm not really... You know,

she's having a good time, actually.

A good time?

A very good time.

I don't... Okay, listen. I don't know why you think this is so damn funny, but

it's not like...

I don't know if you know where I'm from originally, but, like, I know people.

I know people in this that this is not going to slide anymore.

Whoa. What you think is happening?

Well, it doesn't sound very enjoyable. Whatever it is, she's hurting.

Well, she's hurting, but it's like a good hurt. It's like, you know, it's the

way I don't really want to say it, but.

You know, and she likes it. She wants it every night. You know, your mom's got

that big... And that's why you hear all the noise.

Wait.

I'm sorry. Let me get this straight.

You know about sex?

No.

No. Wait.

My mom likes it like... No, because there's no way, because the way she's

screaming like she's dying.

Well, it's because, you know, kind of like... What?

Elephant man type thing going on, you know?

Okay. I mean, like, I've had, like, nine -inch dicks before. Like, it doesn't

make you scream like that.

Well, that's what a nine -inch dick can make you do, you know? Whatever you were

doing.

Okay, so you're saying you're bigger than nine?

You don't have to lie to me. It's thick.

Have you ever seen a horse dick?

Like, you ever watch horse TV?

Uh, not part of it. A western or something? Woo!

Yeah, I mean, I've seen a few things on... So think horse dick.

Okay, so like what? Like ten?

Mm -hmm.

Think horse dick.

Really? Yeah, really.

So... So... Fuck it. Can I see it?

Can you see it?

Yeah. No!

Can you talk about it like that? Let me see it. No, no, no. I got some errands

to run. I gotta go do that for your mother to get back.

And that's what's gonna happen.

Come on, we already done did too much. Rubber laden all on knockers and all of

that. And, you know, deep conversations about sex being your mother's habit.

That was already crossed the line.

So seeing dicks in your face is not going to happen, woman.

So that's enough?

That's enough.

Okay. That's fine. I just want my mom to be touched by tits.

Damn it! I don't fucking know this shit.

So, what's it going to be?

Dick or divorce?

You want to see dick?

You want to see a horse dick? You better do something with it. Here you go.

Look, you see it in the pants?

You see the dick? This is horse.

Dick, this is why your mother screams every night. This is why I'm here and I

ain't gonna pay no rent today.

Because of dick.

You want to see this? You want to see a real horse dick, huh?

Yeah.

Oh.

Holy fucking.

My mom can take this?

She prefers it no other way.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

That is definitely bigger than nine inches.

Can I touch it?

Pumping out.

Okay.

I think her screams are justified.

Okay, see?

Now he's doing nothing to your mother but what she really needs.

It leans all the way to the side.

Hmm.

Fuck.

So heavy.

Oh, my God.

This is crazy.

I honestly don't even understand it. I can't literally wrap my

head around it at all.

Funny observation, but I

wonder if it can fit in my mouth.

There's only one way to find out.

That is correct.

It kind of fits.

Barely.

Well, your mother likes to see how much of it she can put down her throat. I

don't know if you would like to try the same thing.

You can try.

I don't know if I'll be successful at it.

Let's see. Open it real wide. This is how I do it with her. Open it real wide.

Say ah.

Ah.

And take it.

Move a couple of them teeth out the way right quick.

There you go.

Got the head in. Almost there.

That is crazy

Woo -hoo.

That kind of thing is just running a family, huh?

I guess I learned from the best.

Suck that dick.

You know,

actually, can you take me inside and make me scream like my mom?

Most definitely will do.

Oh.

Fucking God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, it's in your bag.

Get that home back.

Oh, my.

Fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Back in position.

Better than your mother, right?

Maybe.

Where are you going?

Come on back.

Oh, fuck.

God.

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

I have tears to scream about now.

the booty right here. Mm -hmm. Look, leave the ass right there. You

me? Mm -hmm.

Keep that ass right there.

Give me some pussy now. Uh -huh.

Come on, keep that ass up so I can see that pretty ass.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fucking god

Give it a pussy back. Give it a pussy back.

Give it a pussy back.

Back and forth on the dick.

Back and forth, not up and down.

That's right.

Pretty brown, right?

Fuck. Yes.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

Mm -hmm.

All deserved.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck.

Oh,

my fucking God. Fuck.

Oh my God. Fuck.

Oh my fucking god, yes yes yes

Yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my fucking God.

Yes.

Fuck yes.

Oh shit.

Yes. Yes.

Maybe if that was you that was screaming at her.

I'm going to let you shower and get you something.

Bang, bang.