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Hey, Dad.

Oh, hello, honey.

Um, so I have a question.

Well, sweetie, you know I'm watching Intervention right now, and it's daddy

time. That's very important to me.

Yeah, but it'll just take a minute.

All right.

Go ahead and sit down.

What's on your mind?

So, um, there's a little pee -pee concert that's happening.

Excuse me? What?

Excuse me?

You know that you're grounded, honey.

Your mom grounded you.

Well, yeah, but you didn't.

We both know right now that she's in charge.

She's paying all the bills.

She got that promotion.

I quit my factory job. Now I get to watch Intervention all day.

And you know that means a lot to me. I don't want to rock the boat.

And besides, you did have marijuana in this house, honey.

Yeah, but I haven't done that in like a week.

And I am proud of you for that.

That is a very, very big accomplishment for someone your age.

But still, I mean, you're being punished.

I can't go against your mother.

I love you, baby. Daddy, your little pee -pee's so cool.

I have heard that.

I'm not really hip to the music scene, but I'm sure that little pee -pee will

come around again to Miami. I mean, this is a pretty hippity -hoppity place to

be.

And, you know, maybe then when you're not... You don't sound cool when you say

stuff like that.

Well, dear, I'm very sorry. Perhaps you could just hang out with me and watch a

little intervention.

And then maybe you'll not want to do the marijuana anymore.

You can spend time with your father. But I have friends coming to pick me up.

Well, you might want to call them and cancel.

No, I... Please.

Sweetie.

I know you and Mom haven't been, you know, lately.

Honey, I don't really know what you're trying to say here, but...

You know what I'm trying to say.

Have you been smoking the marijuana today?

Have you?

No, I told you I haven't done it in like a week. I'm not a liar.

Listen. I would love to help you.

Sweetie, sweetie, no, no.

Please, I know you want to. Honey, I will admit I've been a little lonely,

I'm your father. That's not appropriate. I see you looking at me in my bedroom.

I thought you were asleep.

Sweetie, you can't. Honey, please, no. You can't see me like that.

You said you wanted to see a little pee -pee, and now you did.

Now we're going to put it away.

We're going to put that away. You can't do that.

But, but...

I can't. I know you want to.

You didn't think I was sleeping.

You knew I was awake.

Oh, my God.

Honey, oh, oh.

see this guy.

This is better than Intervention, but... Oh.

I still love that show.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh, you suck cock so much better than your mom.

So much better than your mom.

Oh. I know. I watch you guys, too.

What? Mm -hmm.

Honey, that's not appropriate.

It's not appropriate. You coming into my room when I'm...

This isn't appropriate.

Oh.

Oh, take off your shirt.

Yeah.

Oh, you're so adorable.

Ooh.

Yes. Oh.

I'm going to ask you how you got so good at this, but I know.

How does it feel sucking on me?

I like it.

You know, that's where I squirted you out.

It's not weird to you?

Of course it's weird. I mean, like, I just feel like we've always been kind of

close, and I think it's okay.

So you like Daddy's cock, then?

Mm -hmm.

I love Daddy's cock.

if you really, really, really want to go to this concert, you're going to have

to let me fuck you.

Oh.

better than she was when she was young.

Oh.

Are you sure?

Yes. You wouldn't lie to Daddy, would you?

No, Daddy.

Oh.

Oh. You swear?

I swear.

You know Daddy's going to fuck your ass someday.

Oh.

Oh, it better be tight.

It better be even tighter than your pussy.

Oh.

both of you together.

Yeah, I needed this.

Your mom's always gone. She never gives me pussy anymore.

Oh, this pussy's so much better.

Oh, it is.

It's all mine.

Oh, I know you're a young woman and that's fine.

Fuck all your boys that you want But you gotta know That when you come home You

make daddy feel good Yes, daddy Oh As long as my cock's the most

important one to you That's all that matters

This concert doesn't mean I'm going to let you block that hippity -hoppity shit

in the house. You wear earbuds.

You know I don't like that shit.

Oh, the only kind of rap I like is Eminem, goddammit.

stand mumble rap.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Lie down, baby girl.

I want to look in your face when I come.

I want to look in your face.

Show me that pussy.

Body. Such little feet.

Oh, yeah.

Watching you touch yourself.

Can't believe you knew I was watching.

Oh, yeah.

I was thinking of you.

Because I know you come and you watch me.

I was kind of weirded out at first, but then I was like,

You can go.

But like I said, don't be blasting that shit around the house.

Okay. Barry Manilow, fine.

Eminem, fine.

Little Neil Diamond, all right.

Even some old My Chemical Romance.

Why can't it just be an emo girl instead of a hippity -hoppity chicko?