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(MAN) We're on our way.

We are in two.

(Claps away)

The second one comes out.

(WOMAN) "The area is clear."

Final touches and we're off.

(WOMAN) "This is clear."

We arrive at the scene, everything is clear.

(Shouts and applause)

(MAN) Let's get to it.

(Shouts and applause)

20 seconds!

(Disco music)

Ten, nine...

(Shouts and applause)

(Disco music)

Good morning. -Good morning.

Good morning. -Hello.

What? How are you doing?

Let's see tomorrow when the alarm clock rings.

Tomorrow you will be delighted.

Or when it doesn't sound right anymore.

Thanks for this.

I have photocopied the whole thing.

But you could have kept it, I have more.

I loved it.

Well, look, I'm not with this one...

I wasn't very happy.

Did you get more? -Yes.

Another one on tax reform during the transition.

You're going to think it's flattery,

But my favorite law is the tax law.

Yes, look, there are people who are more into business,

but for me there is no point of comparison.

How can I get it?

Look, if I had known, I would have brought it to you today.

But now, I don't know anymore.

You will be missed.

Well.

Yes, they are waiting for you.

Me?

-Aren't they waiting for you? Who?

Oh, I don't know, but it takes a while.

Delivery notes from a screen importer.

What are you doing here?

The problem is what are you doing here, Sara,

that you were the second in our class.

You could have warned me, I don't know.

Look, when you asked me for the transfer to Customs and Excise,

I never imagined you would last here more than three months.

How much did it end up being?

I hope you didn't come to talk to me about Figueroa.

Four years? Three?

How long has it been since we last saw each other?

Well, two... and something.

I came because your colleagues told me about the toast.

What toast? What do you say?

Well, the toast, the gift, the party, it doesn't matter.

Actually, that's not why I came.

So?

Why are you taking early retirement?

Carmelo, can we talk about this another day?

that my last day is not fair?

No. - Why?

Because I don't want it to be your last day.

What have you come for?

You see, Sara,

You may feel fine the first few days

the weeks,

But I know you and I know that you won't know what to do without doing anything.

And that's not the worst,

There will come a day when you will have

to go to the hospital for some pain,

Because now things are going to start to hurt you, Sara,

And at the hospital they will give you an appointment in six or seven months.

And then, that day, you will remember

how good they would have been for the state coffers

the 17 million euros that escaped us.

I knew you were going to talk to me about Figueroa.

Well, the tax inspections,

that do not close and remain open forever,

and even more so if it is a Madrid striker.

What do you want?

I want you to leave through the front door.

It could be more than 20 million euros.

Tomorrow, I will no longer be here.

Perfect, because I want you to return to Guzmán el Bueno.

Just one more inspection, Sara. - I'm not interested.

Karen Albarran.

I don't know who he is.

Celeste.

The Mexican singer? - Do you know her?

Everyone knows her.

He is not declaring a single euro in Spain.

She says she does not live here.

I have spoken with Planning and Selection,

They suspect that since she has a Spanish boyfriend

spends too much time in Spain.

She could have fallen in love with an Argentine, a Frenchman

or an Italian, the most handsome Italian in the world, but no,

has fallen in love

from a Spaniard.

That kid is that businessman.

And I'm happy for them, but I'm also happy for us.

and for all Spaniards, because if you are able to demonstrate

who spent more than 184 days in Spain last year...,

We're going to get a little piece of that happiness,

a little piece

of more than 20 million euros.

It's been a long time.

That's a lot of money.

More than we lost with Figueroa.

I already failed once.

I stopped by the kiosk to see if Celeste was in Madrid.

Please don't leave that there.

It is the inspection we always imagined.

Do you remember that bar we used to go to when we were studying Law?

Yeah. -The one with the patatas bravas.

Yeah. -It was next to the library.

The Olivares.

I don't know what they put in that hot sauce.

that was to take a portion and, from the acidity that it gave us,

We were losing sleep

and we spent the night studying.

You should have seen how you got on with those bravas.

I never heard you speak in Olivares

to retire early.

You had a vocation,

you had a spirit of public service.

I was 26 years old, Carmelo.

I miss that Sara,

Sara of patatas bravas.

Luck.

No, no, I don't want luck.

I want this to be your last inspection.

That's all?

No, you don't? You have something else.

Dime.

Do you know what Alberto would have advised you?

Please don't bring up Alberto now.

He would have told you to think about it.

If you have nothing else to tell me...

Oh yeah, one more thing, just in case.

I have saved you an office with individual air conditioning.

(Door closing)

(Tension music)

(MANY) Surprise!

(Applause)

-Pretty!

Terry, mal.

Bad, do you hear me? Bad! Very bad, Terry!

Very badly!

(SINGER) # Sweet dream

# on my canvas

# that in silence

# I've waited for you so long.

# Your kisses

# on my lips,

# in my eyes.

# I've waited for you so long.

# I've waited for you so long.

# Sweet dream

# on my canvas

# that in silence...

# Wait for me, wait for me, always wait.

# Wait throughout the night

# until you die of desire

# for having me again.

# Wait for me, wait for me, always wait. #

(Festive music)

(SINGER) # ...of passion

# don't end up outside

# of our hearts.

# Love... #

(Music in the distance)

Hello.

Hello.

Well, couple, how are you?

Good evening. (TAXI DRIVER) Good evening.

Where do I take you, ma'am?

Uh... Uh...

Uh...

(TAXI DRIVER) Excuse me.

Chestnut, 3, please.

(Alarm clock)

(Alarm clock)

(Alarm clock)

(Alarm clock)

(Alarm clock)

(Alarm clock)

(Alarm clock)

(Whistle)

(Public address system) "This week, at the fish market,

"wild sea bass at 20 euros per kilo."

"And as a gift, incredible prawns."

(Tension music)

(TV) "Capital of Indonesia". (SARA) Jakarta.

(TV) "Singapore". -"That's not right. Yakarta".

"Italian security force whose name resembles a crustacean."

Carabinieri. (TV) "Carabinieri".

-"Correct. In addition to 'Crime and Punishment',

He also wrote 'The Idiot.'" - Chekhov.

(TV) "Dostoyevski". -"Correcto".

"Each of the two arteries that send blood to the heart."

Coronary arteries. (TV) "Aorta and carotid".

-"It's not correct. It was the coronary arteries. What a pity, Roberto,

"You're three answers away from opening the super chest."

"The €12,000 jackpot is yours." - Minus 19%.

(Applause on TV)

9720. (TV) "Now yes, you have no other choice

to overcome Sergio, because it's your last chance. Ready?"

-"Ready, yes." -"Who invented the light bulb?"

-"Thomas Edison". -"Correcto".

"How many times has man been to the moon?"

- "Three". -"You are not correct".

"According to the Bible, how many years did Methuselah live?"

- "400". -"You are not correct".

"969 years."

"Who discovered Peru?" - "Francisco Pizarro".

-"Correct. What is the largest country in the world?"

-"China". -"You are not correct. It was Russia".

"And the most populated?" - "Russia."

-"That's not correct. It was China. Time."

"You're three answers away from achieving it."

(Tension music)

The money they save in taxes they invest

that we don't find the rest of the money.

And do they have to be 184 days in Spain?

Half a year plus one.

But you're not an inspector anymore.

No.

No, well that's what I told him, no...

I don't know why they offered it to me, I don't understand.

Well, you are one of the most recognized members

from the body of inspectors, it is normal that they try.

Well, that's it...

You and I know that.

For the people I am

the one that took a Madrid player to court and lost.

That's why you're weighing it.

No, I'm not thinking about it.

We've been talking about this for over an hour.

You still can't understand it.

The fact that?

It's too early for that to happen to you,

but it ends up happening to all of us inspectors.

You see,

There will come a day when they put you in front of

all invoices of a taxpayer,

When you put all your expenses like this,

in a row, one by one, on a table like this,

you're not just going to see their expenses.

You're going to start seeing other things,

You will see a story,

a life.

With its ups, with its downs,

with its crises, with its good streaks...

Crises are the first thing you're going to see.

Crises can be seen coming from afar.

Look, first you get less consumption from your second home.

They charge you for a taxi at times when you are not in a meeting.

They try to deduct representation expenses

some gift that does not seem to be a business issue.

Well, it doesn't fail.

The following year, in his credit card transactions

the first position of a psychologist appears.

But you can lie to a psychologist,

You can tell another story, but not to a tax inspector.

Bills don't lie.

There are some lives, Raul,

There are some lives out there that you can't even imagine.

Things happen to people.

But, hey,

I have carried out inspections that I never wanted to end.

Because those things have not happened to me.

Do you want to have a snack?

A gin and tonic?

I came by car.

Two Gin tonics.

How did you get here?

Do you have a girlfriend?

Don't get a girlfriend, I'm not saying never, I'm saying the first year as an inspector.

Why do you think there are so many couples?

among tax inspectors?

Why do they like each other?

No.

Because others don't like us.

We're closing now, couple.

It's just that, sorry, we're going to drink it quickly. We're celebrating.

It's your first day. -Charge me.

With card.

No. We don't have a card.

We are celebrating that it is your first day as a tax inspector.

Okay, but... but quickly, okay?

It's the 27th.

No, if the street is fine.

How long do you think it will take?

Four minutes.

You've been wearing that for a while, haven't you?

Should I call you?

It cancels it.

But are you going to take a taxi or what are you going to do?

Whatever you say.

What are you going to do?

Now?

We can have something to drink at home.

Well, if you want, if not, no. No...

Look, three minutes he tells me now.

But how does it come, going up or down?

It seems to be coming from there.

Hey, I didn't mean it that way, did I?

The fact that?

About going to my house.

What plan? -No plan at all.

It doesn't come from there, it comes from over there.

Of.

I don't know why I said that. Forget it.

Don't say anything in the office, okay?

From the inspection?

And about... and about my house.

Especially about my house.

Look, it must be that one.

Good. - Good, very good.

What do you smell like?

Me? Nothing.

To a colony or something. -Yeah, yeah.

It's not mine.

Well, when I read it,

I'll warn you, okay?

(LAUGHS)

(Soft music on the radio)

Is the temperature okay?

That's fine. Thank you.

(RADIO) # Today he doesn't understand it. #

What does this sound like? What is it?

(TAXI DRIVER) Would you like me to put something else for you?

Is it Celeste?

(TAXI DRIVER) No, but I'll put it on.

What song do you want? -I don't know.

I don't know any.

# Baby, let whatever happens happen. But if... #

(End of music)

(Soft music on the radio)

(CELESTE) # I drive everyone crazy, it's my virtue.

# I have it in my blood.

# They eat out of my hand because of my attitude

# of untamable lioness.

# For these golden legs they lose their heads, they fight over me.

# They are my prey.

# I see them all slapping the sidewalks. They are drooling

# by my hips.

# This girl can't take any more nonsense,

# turning water into tequila.

# Baby, I'm what you asked for.

# Celeste shines best in the dark.

# I have, I have what you are looking for,

# too much for you.

# If this fire... #

Where do you tell him to go?

Grab some bravas.

-Some portions.

(Tension music)

You're not going to tell me? -No.

(Laughs)

(BOY) No, no, no. I've sold the tickets.

(CELESTE) # My little mouth is so delicious

# that I would even kiss her myself.

# A giant bed that you don't sleep in.

# I have lovers with partners and at night they get lost.

# Sometimes warrior, sometimes docile.

# I dig my nails into you and leave you motionless.

# This girl can't take any more nonsense.

# I have the gift of enchanting without witchcraft, baby.

# Baby, I'm your lottery.

# Celeste is your dream and your nightmare.

# I have, I have what you are looking for,

# too much for you.

# If this fire, fire doesn't scare you,

#baby, then get on top of me.

# I have, I have, I have what you are looking for,

# too much for you.

# If it's fire, fire doesn't scare you,

#baby, then get on top of me.

# I drive everyone crazy, it's my virtue.

# I have it in my blood.

# They eat out of my hand because of my attitude

# of untamable lioness.

# For these golden legs they lose their heads.

# They fight over me, they are my prey.

# I see them all slapping the sidewalks,

# they drool over my hips.

# Celeste is your dream and your nightmare.

# There are those who are jealous of this little mouth of mine.

# It's so delicious that I would even kiss it myself.

# A giant bed that you don't sleep in.

# I have lovers with partners and at night they get lost.

# Sometimes warrior, sometimes docile.

# I dig my nails into you and leave you motionless.

# This girl can't take any more nonsense.

# I have the gift of enchanting without witchcraft, baby.

# Baby, I'm your lottery.

# Celeste is your dream and your nightmare.

# I have, I have, I have what you are looking for,

# too much for you.

# If that fire, fire doesn't scare you,

#baby, then get on top of me.

# Stop looking, let's play.

# I'll be waiting for you.

# A volcano about to explode.

# Celeste always comes out on top. #