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You're the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

My step bro is obsessed with this AI

dating app.

He wants to find his perfect match.

Which is so annoying because I always wanted a step bro.

After a week of moving in, he's not paying attention to me at all.

He's not trying to bust into my room when I'm changing.

I guess you forgot to knock stuff, bro.

He's not trying to go into the bathroom when I'm in there.

No, you can't come in when I shower, silly boy.

I wish you would.

Like, what do I have to do?

So I hacked into his phone and downloaded my body and my face into his

Let's see if it works.

Oh, look.

Guess what?

Bites has got a match.

Look.

So?

If I downloaded this dating app, right, it's like some sort of like AI deal,

right? And so, you know, I put in the information, my information, you know,

the things that I like to do and my measurements and whatnot.

And, yeah, I got a match.

Oh, cool. Yeah. Who?

Well, let's find out.

What is it?

Well, um, I don't know. I think you should take a look at it.

Oh. So you like long brown hair. Yeah.

And small natural bodies, natural boobs.

Yeah.

And a butt.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it says that it's you, though.

Oh.

Oh, I see now.

Um, what do you want to do then?

Well, there's nothing we can't do.

Like, our parents would kill us, right?

There must be, like, something else, right? There's probably, like, a second

option. I'll probably get another match soon, right? Let me look at the app and

see what I can figure out.

Um, no, I think we should trust it. It's AI. I mean, it's...

Gets the perfect match for you, right?

Yeah, but... I think we should just trust it. We can.

We don't even have to tell our parents.

It'll be fine.

I think, yeah, I think you should just kiss me.

What? Yeah.

Really?

Here,

I have another idea.

Yeah? Yeah. What?

Well, I want to suck it a little bit.

No way.

Yeah, I mean, we're a perfect match, right?

I guess, yeah.

Okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

Yeah.

You're right.

See, that's okay.

I'm definitely gonna give this app the best fucking rating.

Thank you.

That's okay?

You're so fucking naughty.

We're the perfect match.

It's my turn. Yeah, yeah, sure.

Okay.

Take this off.

Just lean back.

That is so good. Yeah.

Yeah, you taste so good.

Fuck,

that feels so good.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That is so fucking good.

Oh my gosh, this is pussy so good.

Yeah.

You're the perfect match.

Man,

I guess we are the perfect man.

Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, right?

So that's all it took to get some step bro dick.

I guess I should, uh, you pick up before my parents come home. Mm -hmm.