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Hey.

Hi.

Is Dwayne home?

Yeah, that's me. I'm Dwayne. How are you? Hi, good to meet you.

I'm Juniper. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm one of Lexi's good friends.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. Yeah, good to meet you.

I guess... Sorry to stop by.

No problem.

I just had a quick question.

Is it you?

Oh, my gosh. What are you doing with that?

Lexi, she just, she sent it to me. No, no, no. Why are you here with a picture

of my penis?

I just, I really wanted to know if, is it real? Is it real? Yeah.

Yes, it's real, but why is it on your phone?

Well, I could, like, could I see it? No. Oh, my gosh. You guys have to be

kidding. Where is she? Come out, Lexi. No. I'm not.

Showing you my penis.

Can I just, like, just for a minute?

I just want to know if it's, like, really, I guess, this big.

It looks huge.

I'm so confused. I don't understand.

Absolutely not. I'm not showing Lexi's best friend my penis. Are you kidding

I wouldn't tell her. It's okay. You wouldn't tell her? No. No, I mean, you

you won't say anything to Lexi? This has to be some type of thing. No,

absolutely not. I mean, she would kill me.

I mean... Please?

I'll leave you alone.

I just really want to see.

I mean, it's incredible.

It's crazy.

Please. All right, now you feel you'll go home if I just show you. Yeah, I'll

out of your hair. Don't worry about it.

Okay, back up. I need some space. Okay.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

That's for real?

Yeah, it's real.

It's like even bigger than this photo.

Yeah. That's crazy.

I can't even imagine walking around with that.

It's my penis.

It's really nice.

You've seen it, okay? Now it's time for you to go. Let me just come in for a

minute. Come in?

No,

no. Where's your room?

What do you mean? It's upstairs.

Oh, my God.

It's so nice.

Wow. What are you doing?

I just...

You know, I want to look at it a little bit. I mean, this is a pretty up -close

look. Well, yeah. I mean, I won't do anything crazy. I just want to see it. I

mean, it's huge.

Yeah. Like, it's longer than my hands.

It's as big as my arm.

Oh, my God.

It's as big as it, too. Look at that.

I actually think it's bigger than my wrist.

Oh, it's incredible.

It's so nice, too. It's all beany.

Nice head.

It's all big.

Is it bigger than my face?

Seems like it.

Oh, my God.

Does Lexi really take all this?

I mean, yeah.

She loves it.

I imagine.

I see why she's bragging about it.

Sending people pictures.

I need a nice bald tail.

Holy fucking shit.

I can't even wrap my hand around it.

Two hands.

Three hands.

Wow. Spill some space.

Do you know how big it is?

No.

Man.

Is it really that big? Yeah, it's really that big.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, man.

Like, how much can likes even fit in her mouth? I mean, I guess you can tip out

right here.

Do you think I can try?

Oh. Get further than her?

Sure, I guess.

Really?

wow oh

my

god

Do you like hitting the back of my throat?

Mm -hmm. Does it feel nice on your cough?

Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

AHH!

Yeah, it was nice.

Rawr! Rawr!

Rawr! Rawr!

I don't know.

Oh, yeah.

for good on her.

because she's down, son.

As much as you can, I guess. Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, that was very good.

Yeah. You want me to say it all the way? Yeah.

There we go.

And then I said,

Fucking shit.

Thank you.

Father, no.

oh my goodness oh my goodness

I'm glad it came over.

Made sure to check things out.

I mean, I guess if you and Lexi ever stop talking, call

me. Yeah?

Sure.

I'll let myself out.

Thanks again.

Bang bang.