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Hello?

Is anybody home?

Hello?

Anybody here?

Hello Hello

Janet, where the fuck are you?

Nobody's here and this house is fucking disgusting.

Call me back, Cor.

Hello, is someone here?

So you're here for the party too, huh?

Yeah, but what the fuck? Where is everyone?

Looks like I already got the memo, but you and Flick Rick over here.

Alright. Fucking moron. Come on, man.

How am I supposed to know?

Well, lame.

So, like, where's the party?

Well, that depends.

I'll just have a fucking party right here.

Ew.

um um

Oh, my God.

um

Wow.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You're not going to be a bitch in a butthole.

You first.

Holy shit.

How's that feel?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, shit.

Fuck! Shit!

Can you tell me okay?

Oh, my God.

Oh.

oh my god

Mm. Mm.

Oh,

God.

So...

Thank you.

I love you.

um

Thank you.

Oh, here it comes.

News.

I can't believe you killed my boyfriend, you crazy bitch!

What? These two?

Which one's your boyfriend?

That one.

The cute one.

Rick?

Or... Dan?

Anyways, we, like, had a connection.

Jack Bauer is the smartest man I know. And you don't talk about my dad. Because

when he finds you, he's gonna kill you and torture you. In that order.

I imagine we're going to be doing something else.

Ugh. Who am I?

No.

It's beautiful.

Your father...

with the best sex I've ever had in my life.

Bitter, hateful, and violent.

Just the way love should be.

This is like the torture part, right?

I've got something for you.

Thank you.