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I want to get out of here. I don't want to do this anymore.

their life before they go to Maine. And we get to learn something about them.

And then they're also bringing them to Maine and filming while we're there. Oh,

yeah. I want to see these cameras in those both hands, like, constantly.

So Missy said that I should be keeping everything about my life, like my day

-day stuff. So I just woke up, and I'm going to watch my feet.

So that's really interesting.

So shortly, I'm going to start packing.

I have a lot to pack.

So after eight hours of flying, now we're driving to Maine, because I guess

Maine doesn't have airports.

What's your name? I'm Mary.

I'm leaving for Maine in six days.

I know Amina's going to be there, and she's one of my best friends.

And Bracken will be there, and Rigel will be there. Oh, and Evan.

Evan's a little kooky.

In addition to all the cameras that these girls have, I'm also going to have

lipstick cameras set up all around the house.

surveillance footage in the bedroom, out on the deck, by the confessional, just

everywhere. So even when they're not on my camera, they're not on their cameras.

They're just constantly coming 24 hours a day.

I hate packing.

I also hate unpacking. But I like going places.

Like Maine.

Okay, packing time. Bye -bye.

Any photos the girls upload from their cameras, it means that the calendar is

then pointless.

I don't even know what town we're going to. All I know is that we're going to

Maine. Hi.

So right now I'm packing to go on this little Maine adventure.

I'm pretty much bringing you back home.

Pretty shitty out there. I'm nervous. I don't know what they're going to make me

do. They said to bring really cute clothes, so I'm assuming they're not

make me climb rocks.

These are 12 -calorie girls.

Yeah, these are the 12 -calorie girls.

Maine. I've never found a reason to go to fucking Maine.

The moose outnumber the human three to one where we're going. Yeah, are there

any other houses we're at? What are the people like out there?

In the middle of nowhere, there's not going to be any neighbors around. I

that you have to take a sea plane out to where it is. So I'm flying in a bus

and then pretty much driving in a van or a bus or something like that and then

taking a plane.

I leave for Maine in the morning.

Hello.

It's currently 1 .10 in the morning.

And I'm making a pot of coffee so that I can stay awake to actually catch my

flight. Which is at 7, which means I have to be at the airport at like 5 .30

6, the very latest.

I've heard the closest down is like three hours away.

Dude, I don't know what they're going to make us do. Like, what are we going to

do for 10 days without internet access?

You're going to take these girls out. You're going to shoot the best calendar

possible. This thing is going to go wrong.

I'm waiting for my cab to get here.

I'm so tired.

I wish I was in here.

I'm just nervous because the other girls seem to know each other the most way I

know them.

And I'm going to be the only person who is nervous, like,

excited, nervous.

If there's no coffee at this place, I'm going to have to come home.

Oh, fuck, we're going to Maine. Yo, topless lobster kebab shake. They can

off my nipple ring.

Oh.

and arrest your ass for public indecency? Because that's what it is.

I'm not harassing you. I'm stating facts, and you're disgusting.

Would you fit this license to come to your house and sit in your front yard?

Oh, I don't think you would. You guys are a bunch of tattooed whores.

I got disrespectful and then she called Bailey a fucking bitch.

I'm like, what?

Oh, there's a cop.

Oh shit, he's turning around.

No, he's passing, passing. He's pulling up to her.

Put your bottles down.

There's a cop. Guys.

So what do we do? I think we should go in front of them. Because we'll get in

trouble if we go behind the cop. Keep going. Keep going.

Ladies! This place smells like a brewery.

You want to go ahead and turn off that camera, young lady?

You want me to take that camera away from you?

Two of you ladies apparently decided to pee in full view of the public a few

miles back. Any of you care to comment on that?

We don't do that here.

I don't know where you girls are from, but I know you aren't from around here.

We have public decency laws in this state, ladies.

And if you can't abide by them, I'll take your asses to jail.

You think it's funny?

It's not.

Shut up. Sit down.

Shut up and sit down.

Do you want to go to jail right now?

You've got three seconds to sit down and be quiet or you're going to jail.

One, two, three.

Ladies,

if I see any of you get off this bus in the next 20 miles, I will find a reason

to take your ass to jail.

I told you that. Are you texting Rachel? Yeah.

What'd she say?

They let us go. We're on the road.

Motherfucking high rate of newscrash.

Newscrash?

That's ridiculous.

This is taking forever.

I'm really tired right now. We've been on the bus forever.

I'm really excited.

I want to sleep.

I really can't wait to just be in the bed.

I've been up for like 24 hours now.

You can't see anything at all.

Okay, this way.

Up with the camera.

Up, up, up, up.

Are you looking at my fucking tits? You're a pervert. You're a whore for

that shirt.

Mom, it's not yours.

Shut up and do it.

I still can't see the counter at all.

But... But I love you.

I'm going to miss her, bud.

And I'm just going to tire her out. She's going to miss me now.

I want three beds and we have five girls.

We were talking about it.

We should go to next year at 11 a .m. Yeah.

Okay, you guys all ready?

We're not shooting photo sets for the site, we're shooting a calendar.

They might do a variation of poses, but we're going for that one stellar image.

We are all here to make a good calendar.

If the calendar doesn't come out, then this is all more for us, alright?

So we need a calendar that's awesome, and we need a lot of footage.

I want everybody to go up and get into your skimpy little cute outfit.

And based on your outfits, we're going to decide who's going to get shot first.

And this is where we take away your phone. I know everybody here has a

I find out you have a phone, after I take them away, you'll be in trouble.

So you guys got about 10 minutes to go upstairs, get in a cute little skimpy

outfit, and we're going to reconvene down here.

You must bring your phones down with you.

I will be collecting them.

I'm here to bring your phones with you. Is that your cute outfit?

Is it?

Wow. You want to be in this fucking calendar or what?

pressure right now.

So based on cute little outfit

Okay, so Rosa, Evan, Bailey, and Jolie. Those are the four that are shooting

today. We're already getting started on those photos.

You guys should have your cameras out, the rest of the girls that are not

shooting, and hanging out and watching the shoots. You're not supposed to be

running around the property.

There's also a confessional booth.

It is through this room.

What's really cool about the confessional is that it is getting

Suicide Girls live.

Okay?

Yeah. And we have a question for makeup -wise.

It's basically the same as the Suicide Girl play. We don't want heavy, heavy

makeup. It just hides the girl too, too much. Yeah.

But just consult with me.

I really like her look right now with, like, the darker eyes and the pale lip.

Everybody good?

Yeah. Good?

Oh, man.

You look like a murderer.

Did we just do like a doc set? That would be hot.

We are in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Middle of nowhere. We go six hours from kind of the middle of nowhere to get

here.

You know?

So far.

Archery with the bear.

It's fun.

Make it your own. It'll be totally fun.

We're going to do a couple test shots, and then we're going to get ready.

We're good right here.

The bear is a prop, okay? The photo's about you, but the bear's a prop. So I'm

going to need you right here. I guess I'm, like, from Minnesota, and this is,

like, too close. I could kick it.

It did not start out well. Like, they had this, like, little cute bear.

And she would not shoot with it. Evan doesn't do bears.

This is like what JCPenney hunting catalog would have.

What do you want to do?

Well, I just said it. I wanted to, like, lean over, like, feel like I'm hunting,

you know, I'm hunting bears.

But the prop's over there, so you want to be this tiny in the photo.

She's like, oh, I can't shoot the set. It's, like, not realistic.

And, you know, I should be over here because if I was really doing a bow and

arrow, like, I would be there. We're like, girl, this is a calendar.

and you're supposed to be in the same shot as the bear, and you're not really

shooting the bear. I don't know, it just looks retarded. No.

Why don't you put your leg on it like you just had a kill?

Because it's still alive.

It has an arrow in it.

Yeah. I like that.

Straddle the bear.

Straddle the bear?

Straddle it.

Evan is, I don't know how you would describe her, anything other than

crazy. She's nuts.

So you can do whatever you want, but you have to stay by the prop.

I'm just, like, totally not feeling it.

She really wanted a picture of the arrow flying through the air and, like,

stabbing there, and she was all triumphant in the background. We had to

what a picture was for the video.

Why can't you just act like you're shooting it? If I pretend like I'm

down or something, it's hotter.

Like, I'm sneaking up on it. I'm killing it. Not like I'm standing in front of

it. Fine.

Do whatever you want.

But if it's shitty, we won't use it.

Evan's a fucking pain in the ass.

Dude, if you're going to throw this big of a fucking fit, I won't shoot it at

all.

Amina put up with it pretty okay for the beginning and then was like, why can't

you just put your leg on top of the bear? And she says, but it's still

It's a fucking fake bear.

It never was living.

I really like this, though. You look fabulous.

Thanks. So you know how to use balance, right?

Yep.

She goes back.

I'm going to put yours.

I'm going to put yours too.

Wait, should we all be filming it?

Quinn asked me to, do you want to go for a walk? And I said, yeah. I was really

bored, so I went with them for a walk.

I feel like I'm head creep though.

You're head of the creep tour.

I'm head of the creep division.

What? I'm not going over there.

I don't know how into this I am.

We went towards, like, the woods, towards the lake and the house. We saw

these graves, and it was a little weird.

Look! We should

take the crosses and, like, move them somewhere. No, I don't know about that.

Aw, come on. I hope when I'm dead, people fuck with me.

Decides it'd be a good idea to just start messing with these graves. Dude,

only like it's midnight.

It's like 3 o 'clock in the afternoon.

Look at the little ones. Emily.

Emma. Okay, Emma and Allie.

They're sisters.

Isn't it Watson?

Watson.

Why is the cross the second different than the little ones? Oh, my God.

The back's a sister?

Yeah. What does that say?

Mary. I am so not fucking into this. I'm fucking out of here. Don't fuck with

somebody who's fucking with you. I'm not fucking with it. I'm just looking at

it. Respect the dead. They're fucking, like, picking up the teeth. Although,

know, I can pull it out.

Bailey goes running up to it. She's already shit -faced, and she thinks it's

going to be a really funny idea to pull one of the headstones out. Although, you

know, I can pull it out.

Maybe we should switch them.

Switch them. Grab that one. Don't.

haunted by the dead later all right let's do it there we go no that's not

enough you got to put that back dude like anybody else is gonna find that

if you get haunted and you have to come all the way back to maine all right hold

that we're gonna regret that i didn't pull it out it's because your crotch is

the way bailey don't with it like seriously don't with it no i'm not i'm

to put it back it's still fractal the shanty yeah let's go look at that

of this

the people and even if i do i hold it in but this one i wasn't gonna hold it in

like that's completely wrong and i was pissed and i'm still great what are you

guys doing back here i apparently don't care

but we're not in the calendar you don't even know what properties are and

whatever you can't just like wander bailey has

no common sense

I'm gonna try to forget.

I'm done with you.

It says fucking man -eater above her vag.

It just reminds me of an angry vagina.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are.

There's a million little lights when the sky turns black tonight.

Are there...

Wrinkle wrinkle little scar count the freckles on my arm

If

freckles don't

Looks like Baby took off.

I don't know where the fuck she went. Maybe she was bullshitting us the whole

time and had her car keys. But her shit's gone. I don't know what fucking

happened. And I'm like so pissed off right now.

Bailey got in an argument with Amina. Amina was really annoyed with her.

Extremely annoyed.

All of a sudden, she just takes off.

She just leaves.

You are now a calendar girl. Because I need somebody to replace it.

Okay? Bailey, from now on, will have nothing to do with Suicide Girls,

as soon as I tell Missy this, she's off.

And if you all pull this shit again, you're off too.

Seriously.

I don't know what Bailey was here for, but we all came to do a photo shoot and

have fun and meet each other.

But, I mean, if she's going to leave... You know, I honestly think good

riddance. And I'm the bitch here that will say it, but... Choose fucking drama

anyways, all right? From the minute she stepped in here.

Amina is pissed off that she doesn't have control of the situation because

are missing.

Rigel, who's supposed to be coordinating, has no idea where Bailey

top of that, now she has to shoot a calendar shoot, which she's completely

prepared to do.

At least we have extra people to be the calendar girl. Like, we're not fucked

for a girl because we have Rigel.

Thank you, model coordinator.

We don't know where Bailey went, and nobody seems to give a shit.

I have so much energy.

I could run a marathon.

I don't know if I have to shoot anymore.

This is like running from side to side.

Yeah,

because I told you about how like my loft is it's like almost a century old

just has like a weird vibe to it. I'm standing in the kitchen I see somebody

standing in my bedroom and I look and it's like We'll be right there for a

second and then it'll be like that can handle anything like that. I like have

sleep paralysis it's like a sleep disorder where um you uh your body

chemical to keep you stationary while you're dreaming you don't start acting

your dream mine is like what they term the visitor i i see or sense the most

times see like somebody standing at the foot of my bed oh my god i can't move

and there's nothing i can do about it

There's a lot of cap guns. There's a guy over there. He's over there.

Hey. I'm going to go inside now.

Grab it.

Three shots get fired.

Fucking burly mountain man comes out of the woods.

Hey. Hello, girls.

Good.

Them markings have been touched.

This guy, who is apparently the caretaker of the cabin, wanders up and

starts going off.

You.

Get up.

What?

Up.

He singles James out. He must have thought she was bailing because he

screaming at her that you know better.

You should know better.

Why? Why is it me that he's looking at?

What did you do, Samuel?

You didn't do anything.

Nobody knew what the fuck happened.

And I don't think anybody is really in the mood for a good time anymore.

I'm not cool with this.

He was so mad at all of us. Like it was our fault.

Like we did something.

I'm ready to come home already. I just got here.

First things first, we're going to shoot four sets today, and we have to get

them done fast because the weather forecast says that it's not going to be

beautiful for the rest of the time we're here, and there's storms coming. So

this might be the last day of sunshine.

So the rest of you ladies, I need you to have your camcorders out, you know, and

documenting everything that's going on. I don't want you just sitting around

doing nothing, okay?

And that's about it.

Any questions?

Yeah, where is Devin?

I don't fucking care.

I hope that she's fucking pouting somewhere.

Because seriously, I'm not going to fucking concern myself with that now.

Has anybody seen Evan this morning?

No. Because we're all here?

No.

The last time I saw her was last night. Yeah, that's right. I got up and got a

glass of water and she wasn't on the couch last night.

I don't fucking care. I hate her.

And I'm glad she's gone. When she's gone, thank God. First, I am doing you,

Devin. We're going to do the axe chopping thing.

I won't let you go, cause the trigger of your curse Break my nose, break my

nose, break my nose And I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I,

and

I, and I

After that is Mary on the tire swing right over there

And then Foley, you get to do Fishing, which I'm stoked about.

No

We can talk about that.

Yeah, Evan's gone. Evan's fucking gone. She's been gone. We don't know where she

went. Evan's gone now.

Which makes two.

She probably packed her shit and left in the middle of the night because she's a

fucking crazy person.

As far as being upset about it, I have to go with nay.

And I mean it doesn't give a shit. Like, it's the most normal thing in the

world. People are not here anymore.

I would like to say to everybody out there, I wish I had a clock, but we

have clocks here.

No cell

phones, no laptops.

This is our only way of communication with the outside world.

This is really hard for real dudes.

An apple a day helps keep the doctor away.

We're having temperature problems with the hot tub, but I'm going to get it

anyway because it's a hot tub.

Again, it's going to make everything worse.

It's way hotter than it was before when it wasn't turned on.

Everybody in the house pretty much is sitting in the hot tub. I kind of

not to join in the drunken lesbian petting zoo action.

And take your top off.

We're going to go shoot Fractal Fat on an island.

And we're taking a boat over there. And I'm going to bring a couple girls with

me that I know will be helpful with the reflectors.

I would love it if you would go, Steven.

And Quinn.

And then me.

Obviously, Rigel has to go.

And Sal is going to help us out with Cameron.

Bye. Have fun.

Bye. I thought you were coming, but no.

That's a sexy pose.

Oh, well.

I don't know how deep it is.

They swim, you know.

Yeah.

Those guys, they swim.

Why can't I shit on the port?

I gotta go on the boat so we can gas.

Let's go to the break.

When it needs you, cause it wants some more, and it asks you to walk through

door, it sucks you in, and stare you through after you.

When the cash is spent, and the colours spin, the tension grows, as it draws you

in, and you know.

All we are doing is not 3 -2 -1. Not a chance to sleep. Should you walk away?

I'll be right back.

I love the very ambiguous toilet this way sign.

I don't know. Do you want to go find her with me? Because I'm worried that she

got lost.

And when she hears the boat, she'll come.

We've got to go.

Yeah. Okay. But you yelled back like, no.

walked into the woods.

You can hear her? She's answering back?

Freckle!

Freckle! Dude, what the fuck?

Freckle! Dude, she's around here sucking someone.

Yes, we walked this way. You saw her walk this way. Yes. We saw her walk this

way. Yes. Freckle!

I think we need to figure out how to call the cops again.

Call the cops again. About what? At least they'll be able to help us find

look for her. Maybe she just got lost. We need to go there to get the cops so

can tell them what's happening.

We're not going to leave her. We need to get the cops here.

I don't want to leave without her.

It's going to be okay. We're going to find her. We're going to get somebody

here. It's going to be okay.

Nobody out here knows what they're doing in the woods.

There's no fractal.

Fractal's gone.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

How are we going to tell people that, you know, we lost fractal? It's going to

be fine, but just, like, if you go out and let's be, like, take somebody with

you and, like, make sure somebody knows where you're going all the time. Like, I

can't have, like, baby bleeding and then fucking heaven and then this. I can't.

You guys got to stay together and...

Don't go anywhere alone.

Hello.

The one missing, which was really kind of crazy.

Go up down there. All right. Call 911.

They said that there's a parked plane in the area, and they said 10 to 15

minutes. They will have somebody here.

Okay. Okay, I promise you. Everything's going to be fine.

No, see that clearing right there?

That's where we went.

It's not that big of an island.

This is fucking funny. It was literally like 10 feet from there.

The cops are coming in a plane.

There's the plane.

Hi. Hey.

Okay, so we were over on that island right there, and a girl we were with...

walked into the woods and said she'll be right back and never came back. So...

Went to the woods by herself?

Yeah. Who's going out to show me where you are? I will. I'll go out. Yeah.

So,

do you have any kind of contingency plan? Like, if you get lost, you are to

in which direction? If you get lost, head for the water.

like head out towards the water they circle the island i've been calling for

now i'm not going to stop that i'm just saying no i wouldn't stop until your

voice is good

And Izzy, he's basically harmless. That the education of a fourth grader, very

sheltered, doesn't bother anything.

I didn't see nothing.

I didn't see nothing. The girls have been screaming at the top of their lungs

for like an hour and a half now.

Be straight with me.

Who was it?

I don't know.

They're out of town. They're doing some photo shoot or something like that.

They're obviously not.

They look mean.

They look mean. They're upset.

I'm sorry, sir. I'm not mean. I want to find my best friend, and I'm very

worried.

He scared me.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean it.

I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it, sorry. I didn't mean it.

Hey.

I'm patient enough with you.

Jerk me around. I swear to God I'll drag you down now.

I didn't do nothing.

I didn't do nothing.

Why are we leaving? We're not leaving. We're not. Dude, you're letting that guy

get away.

Izzy's been here for the past 30 years. He's not going anywhere.

I don't know.

I don't fucking know.

He's over here!

What? What?

Who?

What? What the fuck? He's over here?

Is this how you take care of your own? I didn't fucking leave you anywhere,

dude. You left me on that fucking island and everybody's screaming for you. You

weren't fucking screaming. We were right over there.

Everybody's looking for you. I don't wait and scream until the caretaker

me. But we went to the damn toilet and you weren't there.

Stay together and chill, because she's here. It's okay.

What are you? I'm fucking freezing.

How did you get back?

The fucking caretaker found me. The what? The caretaker.

We really are in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Like, if you call the cops here, they have to be flown in on a seaplane.

Where are these girls?

It was a big ordeal.

People were looking.

The cops were called.

okay cameras you guys take a break or something please until

i talk to that caretaker

This fucking cop is acting like we're playing some fucking practical joke.

a prank. Ha ha.

This is not my idea of a prank, you know? We're not fucking with him. We're

being fucked with.

We need help.

Don't want to answer any fucking questions? I don't have any fucking

I really don't.

Whose camera is this?

Oh my god. What the fuck is that? It's fucking blood.

Oh my god, oh my god.

I ran out there and she was like tied up onto the table and like a sheet was on

her that was covered in blood.

I don't know.

And she doesn't have any cuts.

So it's got to be something else's blood. I don't know what.

I don't know.

Where is everybody?

I came down here. One second.

I came down here.

And somebody came up from behind me.

would be tying up a girl on a table. I don't know. I don't know.

Come here. It's okay. Come on.

No.

Gavin is tied up to the table covered in a sheet with blood on it?

We're getting to the point where we just all want to go home. Like, this isn't

funny.

Like,

I

seriously want to fucking go home.

So what happened?

I came downstairs, and, like, I'm right there going into the kitchen, and

fucking, like, somebody comes up behind me with a fucking sheet and puts it over

my head.

Like,

there's a creepy -ass guy in the woods, and, like, doors don't fucking lock.

Okay.

I'm going to go sit down. I don't want anybody to be alone right now.

We need to call the cops.

Like, what? Will you sit here and think about what happened instead of, like,

actually fucking do something?

We didn't even mention to the cops yesterday about Evan.

I mean, how are we supposed to look for them? Like, we can't. I mean, we can't

leave.

So no one wants to call the cops.

What are we going to tell them? What are we going to do? What are they going to

do?

It's going to take them two hours to get here and then they're going to freaking

yell at us for wasting their time.

What are the cops going to do?

None of the girls here are mean or would want to hurt somebody like that.

I've talked to all of you at some point and you're all good people.

It's something else and we've got to figure out what it is.

Sometimes when you're out in the middle of nowhere, it's like, long customer

doesn't care about outsiders.

To these people, we are fucking free.

And I just want to go home.

Then everybody realizes that three more girls are missing.

Um, Mary, Rosa, and, uh, Torrin.

They're gone.

And one girl's tied to a fucking table.

Three more girls are gone on top of Bailey and Evan.

Getting a little tired of all this bullshit.

This isn't exactly what I signed up for.

I'm sorry. You would have heard me getting tied up and put on the table. Am

allowed to fuck him out?

Maybe she was gagged or something.

She was gagged. I pulled it out of her mouth, but you'd still be hearing my...

would be kicking on the table. I'd be slamming my wrists on the arm. I don't

know.

I don't understand why we're still shooting today. The calendar needs to be

produced. There's too much writing on it. You know what I mean? Like, if we

out here and, like, that thing doesn't get produced... This is bullshit.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Steve, they've cheated.

Amina and I have been friends for almost four years now.

Amina is definitely one of my best friends.

I'm kind of seeing a different side of her. Like, she just is so focused on

one thing that anything going on around her, it just doesn't matter. It's the

calendar or I don't even know what. She's kind of pissing me off.

You're done.

Cool. You look great. You look really good.

It's disappointing and annoying.

I don't understand it.

And I'm really, really starting to get fucking worried.

And I don't know where to go to.

Where's everyone else?

I have no idea.

Half of our fucking girls are gone, so... All I have to do is make

sure the models are happy. If they're all happy, there's a lot.

There's not here.

So what are you going to do about it? I don't know what I'm going to do about

it.

Why am I in charge of all this?

Because you're the mom of Horton. I suck. You know that.

I don't think you suck.

I think that you're just skittish.

I couldn't sleep last night because every time I close my eyes, I have a

attack. You watch Horton movies. What happens next? What do we have to do?

I'm serious.

Like, we just kind of hang out and just deal with it? Don't put your glasses on

or have sex with anyone.

Glasses? Why?

Because there's always a cute girl with glasses that gets, like, axed and

murdered.

You want to talk to somebody? I don't even know what's going on. I don't want

talk to anybody.

I don't want to talk to anybody. Are you just saying that?

Or you mean it? No,

I mean it. I don't want to talk to anybody.

That's good.

Go ahead and... Just kneel for now. I'm going to take some push -ups.

I can't.

shoots one more day and find these people that are missing today.

It's really important that we all stick together and that we all, like,

especially those of us that are still here. I'm pretty sure the three of them

just alienated themselves.

Maybe we should try talking when she's not shooting. Because Amina gets really

stressed out when she shoots.

She should be really stressed out that she's in charge of her project and her

girls are going fucking missing.

Really?

Well... Joey?

Could you grab some mascara, black?

I know you have to get a calendar done, but we have a lot of dates. Yeah, I'm in

charge of a calendar. I'm not in charge of going and looking for missing girls.

Humans are a little more important than a calendar.

Then why don't you go out and look for them?

Because you're just standing around too.

What do you mean I'm just standing around? I've been trying to help you.

been standing around all day. Go look for them. Why are you telling me to go

look for them?

Because you guys are supposedly the ones in charge. I'm in charge of a calendar.

What do you think I'm doing right now? Why don't you go find somebody to call?

Because I have to do the calendar. Because we're supposed to go to you

For the calendar.

No, don't. My priority is a calendar.

Okay, well, now I'm missing four girls, and no one seems to give a flying fuck,

especially you. I don't care. Why?

Because I don't care. Because I'm an asshole. Why do you think they have me

running this? Because I'm an asshole.

I don't care.

I'm not missing. I don't care. My best friends aren't missing. I don't care.

All I know is they're gallivanting through the fucking forest.

I seriously doubt they're gallivanting through the fucking forest. And they're

frolicking. I don't know what the fuck they're doing. You can go look for them.

If you're so worried, go look for them.

Go.

Why don't you girls just go in the fucking house? Because all you're doing

holding up everything that we're actually here trying to accomplish.

Maybe we should just stop doing everything and waste every... Shut the

I was on a shoot, not waking up at fucking dawn and wandering out into the

by myself.

Did anybody watch them wander off into the woods? Go look for them if you're so

worried. Just fucking go inside.

I thought she suggested we just run off after him.

Yeah, after she said, don't go fucking anywhere.

Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. How do you know they

didn't just wander off? Because who's going to wander off in the morning? We

not wandering off. We're doing everything we're supposed to, and all

about is getting a goddamn calendar done. The calendar doesn't fucking...

We were asking them to go look for these girls to help us find them and Fractal

told me to shut the fuck up. Who the fuck does she think she is? And then you

have the rest of us who actually are decent people and we just want to find

missing people.

Turned down just a bit.

It's not safe anywhere, and there's nowhere to get help because nobody

that can of gasoline.

Nobody cares!

I don't want to see anything.

The calendar is done. Yeah, I know. I know you're angry at me, but there's

nothing I can do about the situation.

Whatever.

Everybody should go get dressed up, look nice for the big wrap party. We have

lots of champagne.

Are we going to call for James?

There's nothing we can do. They have not been missing for 24 hours. There's

nothing we can do.

Did you call?

Last time the cop came out, he thought we were a joke.

They haven't been missing for 24 hours. Evan's been out for 24 hours.

Evan's a fucking looney tune, dude.

She's still a person.

She's still a human, though.

I don't know. She's still a human.

Alright, well...

I can have a good time and I'm going to have a good time.

So I'm going to find some rope and make a leash and attach it to all the girls

and hold it in my hand.

You're going to have to Photoshop that out in the set.

Don't fucking let Fred go wander anywhere.

No, she's not going along.

Okay. Champagne. Get drunk. Be happy.

I'll make out with you in the jacuzzi.

Oh, we love that.

Let me see the shot from earlier of me and James.

You doing better? It's going to be hard for me to celebrate.

I'm just stuck out.

I just want happy family time.

I want to all be together.

Oh, wait.

I'm going to double.

We came here and did what we came here for.

What?

What we can do right now is be happy that what we came here to do is done.

Do you want to sit and mope all night?

Is that what you want us to do? No.

Do you want to go sit by the fire and cry?

They're people.

You know, you weren't this fucking upset yesterday when there were two people

missing. I was freaking out when you were gone. We can't do anything. I'm

I mean, I understand that you're upset. Like, we're all, like, way to ruin a

moment. Honestly.

You were so upset. Why did you even come down there?

I'm just asking you not. I wanted you to be here and just kind of celebrate,

like, what we've done.

Everything we've done has been done.

We're a fucking family.

Get back there. Where are you? Can you please just go in?

Jolie's, like, batsick, freaking out, crying, bawling. Like, that's not a

That's not definitive of a party.

Is she your best friend? Is your best friend missing?

Do you even know these girls?

They're still people.

What do you want me to do?

Well, there's nothing that I can do. There's nothing that Roger can do.

I know you're, like, all...

I don't know. I feel like we need to do something else.

There's nothing we can do to help them other than to go out in the woods

ourselves. I think that that's what we need to do.

I care.

Go outside and look for the girls.

Right along this way, James and Bully and David are gone, and they're on a

shoot.

Um, James is gone, and somebody said that you said he was

out. That's what I've assumed since I got here.

You just assumed it. Nobody told you that.

No. What about Bully and Davin? I saw all their stuff in there. And Bully and

Davin.

So you just assumed.

No, I haven't seen them at all today. I'm the first person awake.

James and Bully and David are gone and they're on a shoot. Okay, I wasn't

worrying about it because you told me.

They haven't seen her on camera all fucking day? No, they have not seen her

camera all day.

Let's get the fucking phone and let's call the cops because now this is eight

girls missing.

I'll get the phone.

Yeah. Where is fucking Jolie?

She's probably just crying in a corner somewhere.

I don't know why nobody else is. No, she's up there.

She's right there.

What is she doing up there?

Are they on the boat?

No, it's the crew guy.

Yeah, we were supposed to have a happy boat adventure today.

Okay, so who are we missing? We're missing... We're missing everybody. I

know what... You guys know because you're, like, I can't figure out if

like, a hypochondriac or, like, overreacting or if you're just, like,

fake a fight.

Oh.

The phones are in the trailer.

Who saw them last night? You were the first person. I was the second person in

bed. Where was James? Was James up with you?

No, James said she was going to bed.

What about Bowie and Devin?

I don't know. You don't remember and you're asking me if I remember?

I'm starting to really think that you guys are, like, covering for somebody.

Covering for somebody? Like, yeah.

No, I don't understand. Where the fuck did they go? How the fuck would they get

there? Why would we be covering for somebody when I'm asking?

I don't know. I found the phone. I totally know. It's two hours away. How

fuck did we get there? I found the phone.

That's fully.

Where the fuck are the batteries?

I don't even know which iPhone is mine.

Well, it doesn't fucking matter because none of them have fucking batteries in

it. How is he dead?

It doesn't even fucking matter. What the fuck?

No, really, what the fuck? Because somebody's fucking with us.

That's why.

This isn't, like, just a fluke that all the batteries are missing out of the

phone. What's going on that you guys aren't telling me?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because these two girls have been together,

with me this whole time. And you guys have been running around. I don't know

what you're doing over there.

What were you doing?

They've been by my side the whole time.

You know that we don't know. You guys are the ones controlling this. I have

here the whole time.

I've been here the whole time. You've seen me the whole time. So tell me where

you guys have been. Sleeping last night. I was the second one to sleep.

Well, right now, all I know is that I trust these two girls. I don't want to

even be around you.

As far as I know, crazy eyes, you're doing something.

Well, the phones are dead now, and the batteries are gone now, and there ain't

shit I can do about it.

But I don't want you guys near me.

If you come near me, I'll hit you.

Guys, fucking, everybody fucking just stay in the goddamn house. No, I'm not

staying anywhere.

Can we stay here and try to figure out why everybody is staying here?

I'm not staying with people that are accusing me of shit.

Whatever.

They have a bottle of booze with them.

Do you think they're really genuinely scared?

They're doing something and I'm walking up the road and getting pumped. Just get

the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here.

Does anyone know how to fucking drive it?

My dad had one when I was younger.

I can drive it. I can try.

Well, anywhere's better than the alternative.

Let's just get the fuck out of here. Let's go, let's go.

They know something and they're not telling you to.

And they're not telling me because they know I will tell you to.

on and they're either covering for everybody or they're going well how does

explain james they're partying james didn't drink parties all the time with

without partying that's why she did middle school dude because it's like you

tell me where they are right now no it's not my shoe my leg

Try to restart.

I

am

fucking trying. You guys helped her.

Maybe you should have gone with the girls on the boat, huh?

You've been all buddy -buddy with them all week.

No matter what shit they were giving us.

Why didn't you go on the boat? It would have made me a lot happier because you

just keep bitching.

This is just awesome.

Like, how do they even know how to work it?

You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think we're out of gas?

Why the fuck is it empty?

Well, I don't know. Did we have a chance to fill it up before we left? We should

have checked that before we left. You guys, there's nothing we can do about

Is there a paddle or anything?

Well, let's at least try to get closer to the shore.

It's the only thing we can do.

Well, which shore looks better?

I don't know. Is there anything up there?

Does it look like there's anything up there?

Where the fuck are we? Whose brilliant idea was it to wander off down the

Did you have a better idea?

We came in through a main road.

What was, like, your great plan for getting us back to the house?

Let's just go that way.

Really?

What?

I would rather go back there we haven't we've been walking for hours and we

haven't come to a road

Thank God.

We just walked 10 miles for nothing.

Yeah, we did.

What's your big plan now, huh?

I'm going to bed.

And I'm starting again in the morning.

Because we'll have light.

There's nothing else to do.

I want this door fucking locked.

What are you guys, just going to sleep?

I don't know. We can't do anything right now. What, you think the morning's

going to make it better? At least there's daylight.

Like, maybe we can try to walk out of here again tomorrow? Well, you guys with

two fucking legs, you can walk all day. I can't. Well, what are we supposed to

do? I don't know.

But I'll stay here, and you guys can go walk and find help and come get me if

you actually want to come get me.

That's fine. You all want to sleep together?

I'm just saying, it's probably... I'll do it. No, I will sleep all together if

we're in the same doggy bed.

Yeah, yeah. If anybody gets out of bed.

I'm getting out of bed, too.

Over there where the smoke is.

What?

Help!

Help!

I came here with 12 people, and now I

have you guys.

That's all I know.

I don't know what's going on.

They never came back from the boat.

They're not here.

They didn't. Nobody ever came back.

Hello!

Are you there walking? Can you swim?

Three of us.

So what does that tell you?

That we're fucked?

How do I know you ain't doing shit? I've been fucking with you the entire time.

No, you haven't.

You are out on an island.

You came back with a fucking groundskeeper?

I was here the whole fucking time. Would you rather...

I can't see you on a fucking island.

You guys, where the fuck are we, man?

I don't know.

We're so close.

You guys, it's really cold. I'm so fucking cold.

I'm losing feeling in my fucking face.

I'm fucking need right now.

Where the fuck are we supposed to go?

You guys, I can't walk anymore.

The sun's gotta come up soon.

This is gonna be petty.

We should just stay together and try to keep warm.

where to go.

I've come to find that this entire ordeal was

absolute bullshit.

Everybody's okay. Everybody's fine. It's just a big joke.

Funny. Ha ha.

Fuck you, suicide girls.

We were all made to believe that all our fucking friends were missing for a

whole week, and now I kind of feel like an ass.

I fell for it, and we all did, and I'm so happy that, you know, people aren't

dead.

It makes me look gullible.

It makes me look stupid.

It makes me look...

It makes me look like an asshole.

That's not a nice thing to do to somebody.

I'm a mess.

Now that I know that everything was kind of, like, a ruse, then, uh, it's

fucking funny.

It's really fucking funny.

I thought I came here to get my picture taken, nothing more, nothing less.

It's totally obnoxious and annoying.

Like, I really thought it was real, honest to God.

Thought it was real. Getting pissed that I signed up for this.

How much longer are we here for? I think a couple days.

Is that the last of the week?

Well, everything is better at the