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I was happy naturally, but... I hate to interrupt. Just wait a minute. I have to

finish my introduction.

I can't wait.

Excuse me.

This won't take long.

Oh, boy.

Now you can go to the bathroom to wash up. All right.

We can see nothing's going to happen.

Fine, next time I'll make it before you do. I'll just push you away and go to

sleep.

That's blackmail.

And my mouth is dead.

marked a turning point in my life.

My sexual inspiration.

Your turn now, Mr. Baker.

Oh, it's so nice and hard.

this Mrs. Gray.

I'm ashamed of you. Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, for a beginner, your technique is really superb.

Oh, yeah.

She can't be a beginner.

Careful, Janine.

I might come in your mouth.

Oh, but I want you to bang me the same way as her.

But, Janine, you've never done it before. I have to start sooner or later.

That's what my brother says.

What if your father finds out? Oh, you see, I'm not too worried about father.

Not after what I saw in the laundry room with this Peabody.

They didn't even lie down. I guess I better do as she pleases.

I have to protect your good name, Mrs. Peabody, even if it means breaking her

virginity.

Oh, very well. But you're not fooling me, Mr. Hutchison.

I think you should sit on me.

It's so big.

Is it painful?

No.

It's bound to be painful at first, but it won't be as hard if you just do it

fast.

will pass quickly.

Ah.

Ah, that's it.

There's no blood. That's strange.

Yes, well, my stepbrother Richard did go in a bit.

Ah, I guess that accounts for it. Feeling better?

Yes. Good.

Now we can have some fun.

have natural talent. Oh, I can't thank you enough.

Wonderful. No, no, let me thank you for letting me be the one to be the first to

appreciate your gift.

Oh, but you must have quit on me already.

Oh, don't worry.

Ready?

Sure, just give me a minute.

I know. We can go. Good.

All right, you men.

Let's put you to the test. First, you'll start me off, and then we'll make love.

That's fine.

Why waste your allowance on underwear,

right?

I know very well you make money every morning.

I thought you knew more than you were letting on, you little scamp.

Sharon's here. You poor thing mother thinks you're a virgin still.

Who have you been fooling around with, huh?

You learned a lot, that's for sure.

My stepbrother and my father.

It's too big, just tell me, all right?

I don't want to hurt you after all.

I'll be all right. I can teach you a lot.

I'll be on top.

All right.

You ride me this time.

You're going to love riding bareback.

You were a virgin so recently.

I have a job to do.

Just a minute. Easy, easy. No.

I just want to be as good as my mother. All right, you're better than your

mother. Leave me alone.

You aren't going to let Mr.

Hutchinson win. Oh, God. He bangs me five times just like that.

You shouldn't make promises you can't keep.

Did you say five times in a row?

Okay, come on. I'm going to break his record if it kills me now. Get back over

here. I'm afraid you're never going to make it.

Oh, but if you put your mind to it, or should I say your body to it, I think

there's still some hope.

There we are.

position do you want to do it in this time?

I think this time I'm going to take you from behind my knees, you know? Oh,

great. I love it like that.

Is there any position you haven't tried yet?

I'm dying of hunger, Janine.

Your wish is my command.

Just take your time, my dear.

Janine, I brought the bad news.

Father.

I had avoided any contact with men for what seemed an eternity.

I knew I couldn't last much longer.

Every night when I went to bed, I had to masturbate before I could fall asleep.

Sometimes I got the feeling that someone was walking in the hall.

They would stop outside my door.

Covering of velvet, the pulsating progenitor of pubescent sin.

Have you dressed your flower into full bloom, my dear? Is that your sin? And

have you given it as a gift to some sinful man?

I'm afraid so.

I thought so. Now just lie back.

I'll have to purify the whole sinful area.

I'm going to completely absolve you of your sins with my tongue.

You leave me no choice.

This is one of the church's newest techniques actually.

Sin, my dear?

I made love to quite a few men.

Yes, I know, but in what way?

It's not that easy to explain. Perhaps it would be easier demonstrating it

instead with me.

I am but a humble instrument

of the Lord and this instrument's instrument.

Don't be afraid. It has long since been immunized against sin.

case, Father. I'm sure it's just what I need.

Don't forget, you must do to me whatever you did to the others.

Yes, but first I put it in my mouth.

Shocking. Well, what are you waiting for?

You wanted to be absolved, didn't you? Well, the job is only half done. You

show me everything.

Proceed and be quick about it. Come on. What kind of sin is that?

have sinned in more ways than that, huh?

I've banged them all. I made love every chance I got.

Lord, have mercy on her sinful soul.

But how does this banging work?

Don't you even know how people make love? Well, how could I? A priest

that. Come over here. We'll use my bed.

Show me how you do it.

Let's start with a missionary position.

Or lie down.

There.

Now let's just see what all the fuss is about, right?

Is this the way you did it?

No, but it's pretty close.

What am I doing wrong?

Go in and out and don't stop and do it really fast. You mean like this?

sudden urge for a good confession.

Hi, Mary.

He's really something.

You came too early.

I haven't finished confessing this young penitent yet.

And I have lots to be penitent about. I've been confessing half an hour. Come

here.

Do you repent the sins

you committed, my daughter?

of your sins will be given to you in a burst. Glory, my daughter.

Thank you, Father, for washing away my sins.

Oh, my dear, you are pure once more. Go now and mend your ways.

But before you leave, you must give back what you received. That which belongs

to the church must not leave this holy office.

enjoyed confession.

I must come more often. After you've sinned, cleanse yourself with a little

fresh water.

All right, Father.

Three aves and three paters. Yes, thank you, Father.

I'm sorry, my dear. No more confessions till tomorrow.

Take a break. Come on, Janine. We'll take a ride in my carriage.

Goodbye, Father.