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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,990 --> 00:00:06,550 Uh, are you sure this is it? 2 00:00:07,190 --> 00:00:08,270 Yeah, like, tell us. 3 00:00:09,370 --> 00:00:13,830 It just... just really strikes me as a superhero house. 4 00:00:14,150 --> 00:00:17,970 Right. As opposed to that roach -infested dump that you and Firecrowge 5 00:00:18,910 --> 00:00:23,070 Dude, can you not... Yeah, this is definitely the place. 6 00:00:23,330 --> 00:00:24,330 Yeah. 7 00:00:24,630 --> 00:00:25,650 Now let's go get her, Tiger. 8 00:00:26,270 --> 00:00:27,270 Come on. 9 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:42,360 Hey Monica, or should I call you Photon? 10 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,500 Yeah, I'm not falling for that one. I thought Captain Marvel would reflect. 11 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,340 Oh, that's so good. 12 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:51,300 Actually, I go by Spectrum now. 13 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,980 Spectrum? You think you could get me a discount on my internet? 14 00:00:58,480 --> 00:00:59,480 Whoa. 15 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:02,000 Hey, you might want to be nice to her. 16 00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:03,600 She's the one that can actually help you. 17 00:01:03,860 --> 00:01:06,360 Bitch! I'm not helping you two motherfuckers do shit. 18 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,880 I'm going on a sabbatical. A sabbatical? 19 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:10,200 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 20 00:01:10,460 --> 00:01:12,920 Look, just hear us out. It's for a really good cause. 21 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:14,440 Pretty, pretty please? 22 00:01:14,980 --> 00:01:15,980 With a cherry on top? 23 00:01:22,660 --> 00:01:23,660 Yeah. 24 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Great, Annie. 25 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:31,980 You gotta be shitting me. 26 00:01:32,740 --> 00:01:34,080 I have no way of fucking knowing. 27 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,960 I mean, to be perfectly honest, she was on fire. I mean, she went ballistic when 28 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:39,340 I said, no more. 29 00:01:39,620 --> 00:01:41,300 Wade. Sorry, I know. 30 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:42,520 Love her. 31 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,140 Seriously, what are you, like 16? 32 00:01:44,540 --> 00:01:46,460 You know, 16 was a very hard age for me. 33 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,040 My hormones were raging, my body was blossoming. 34 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:54,240 I felt trapped, like a hyena in heat, unable to release these lusty thoughts 35 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:58,240 that constantly threatened to erupt from within myself. 36 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:03,080 At night, I wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running 37 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,080 through the middle of my head. 38 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:09,400 When I was 16, I had acne and played the accordion in the marching band. 39 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:11,560 Yeah. 40 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:13,400 Yeah, I can see that. 41 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:16,140 So let me get this straight. 42 00:02:16,460 --> 00:02:20,480 You guys want to go back in time before this fool intercourses with your 43 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:23,000 girlfriend? She's actually my fiancée. 44 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:25,620 Aw, that's cute. 45 00:02:26,420 --> 00:02:27,420 Didn't come to the wedding. 46 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:29,380 Well, 47 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:33,280 I'm afraid time travel is just out of the scope of my power. 48 00:02:34,380 --> 00:02:35,440 I can't do it. 49 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:39,640 But I know someone who can. 50 00:02:47,740 --> 00:02:50,940 You better have a good fucking reason for calling me here. 51 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:57,840 Well, it's kind of like a charity case. 52 00:02:58,380 --> 00:02:59,380 What? 53 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:02,500 Sugar tits! 54 00:03:04,570 --> 00:03:05,810 Oh, fuck. 55 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:27,290 Well, hello, Steven. 56 00:03:29,150 --> 00:03:31,570 By the wondrous wands of Watoom, Carol. 57 00:03:31,770 --> 00:03:32,770 Have you gone mad? 58 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:34,440 I have a doorbell. 59 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:37,280 And a front door for crying out loud. 60 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:43,160 Well, you know me. I like to make an entrance. 61 00:03:56,620 --> 00:03:58,940 Okay, that was like totally dope. 62 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:02,500 Actually, I think you missed. 63 00:04:03,340 --> 00:04:05,000 Tiny little spot there right in the corner. 64 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:06,860 But yeah, yeah. 65 00:04:07,220 --> 00:04:08,220 Totally dope. 66 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:10,160 Boys? 67 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,160 Meet Dr. Stephen Strange. 68 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:15,640 Wait. You're the Steve Strange? 69 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:17,180 Like from Visage? 70 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,640 of the Tread Dormammu, no. 71 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:42,500 I'm a world -renowned neurosurgeon turned Sorcerer Supreme and Master of 72 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:44,540 Mystic Arts. Wait, you're a surgeon? 73 00:04:45,380 --> 00:04:47,120 Do you know how to treat a natal prolapse? 74 00:05:10,030 --> 00:05:11,970 What are you doing? 75 00:05:13,110 --> 00:05:15,770 I'm just trying to help Underoos back here. 76 00:05:16,710 --> 00:05:21,150 He needs to go back in time and fix something bad. 77 00:05:23,670 --> 00:05:27,850 Carol, you of all people know there are consequences to messing with time. 78 00:05:28,150 --> 00:05:29,790 They can go terribly wrong. 79 00:05:30,190 --> 00:05:31,910 I know, I know. 80 00:05:32,370 --> 00:05:35,370 But this is a situation of like life or death. 81 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:38,370 Who died? 82 00:05:39,050 --> 00:05:40,050 Nobody. 83 00:05:40,390 --> 00:05:43,330 He just needs to go back in time and unfuck his girlfriend. 84 00:05:44,870 --> 00:05:46,110 Are you serious? 85 00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:47,930 Dead serious. 86 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:51,210 Come on, Steven. 87 00:05:52,330 --> 00:05:53,710 That's a little spell. 88 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:56,130 Be a good boy. 89 00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:26,640 Now call upon me any of the 12 moons of Moon of War. 90 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:28,780 12 moons? 91 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:30,020 Serious? 92 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:31,280 How about 13? 93 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,320 Stop tampering with the spell! 94 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:36,680 Sorry. 95 00:06:40,180 --> 00:06:41,760 Get out of the doodle. 96 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,520 You take it now, a noodle. 97 00:06:45,540 --> 00:06:47,020 Jesus, were you 12? 98 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,100 No, actually, I'm 18. 99 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,240 And I can vent. 100 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:53,560 Stop! 101 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:12,420 Did it work? 102 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,320 I... I don't know. 103 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:22,540 But he could be in any one of 14 ,605 ,000 realities. 104 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:24,620 Hey, uh, Doc? 105 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:26,720 Shouldn't you have sent me back, too? 106 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:30,300 You kind of cut it back to undo something I did. 107 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:34,140 I know you're like a wizard and all, but it really just doesn't make it. 108 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:38,540 Thank you. 109 00:07:44,060 --> 00:07:46,340 So, Carol, tell me why you're really here. 110 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,400 What do you mean? 111 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,520 I just wanted to... 112 00:07:52,030 --> 00:07:55,090 You wanted to turn back time. You could have just flown around the world 113 00:07:55,090 --> 00:07:57,910 backwards at FTL speed like you did in Captain Marvel XXX. 114 00:07:58,790 --> 00:08:00,730 Yeah, that is true. 115 00:08:01,170 --> 00:08:06,830 But you can only pull the same bullshit off so many times until people start to 116 00:08:06,830 --> 00:08:09,630 realize it just doesn't make any scientific sense. 117 00:08:11,350 --> 00:08:12,350 Well said. 118 00:08:13,130 --> 00:08:20,110 And if I'm being absolutely honest, I just wanted an 119 00:08:20,110 --> 00:08:21,370 excuse to come see you. 120 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:24,470 affected as much. 121 00:08:26,010 --> 00:08:31,070 Ever since our night at the bar, I just haven't been able to stop thinking about 122 00:08:31,070 --> 00:08:32,069 you. 123 00:08:32,350 --> 00:08:34,970 I thought you said that that night was the mistake. 124 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:38,530 What can I say? 125 00:08:38,850 --> 00:08:41,850 You've got the magic touch. 126 00:08:56,040 --> 00:09:00,400 Are you going to lose this cape or keep it on the whole time? 127 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:02,620 Maybe you can levitate for me. 128 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,400 No, I can tell it to go. 129 00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:07,740 Maybe you should. 130 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,830 It can almost be like the night at the bar. 131 00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:11,600 It's marvelous. 132 00:10:42,830 --> 00:10:45,690 It just doesn't make it comfortable in your library here. 133 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:20,260 Bye -bye. 134 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:12,690 What is that? 135 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:58,280 I'm going to 136 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:02,820 use your library. 137 00:15:20,110 --> 00:15:22,770 I don't like that. I don't like that. 138 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,320 Yeah. 139 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:55,960 that you meant. 140 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,460 Do you want to put your cock back in there? 141 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,240 Yes. 142 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,280 Yes. Yes. 143 00:33:55,959 --> 00:33:57,360 Yes. 144 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:28,840 Thanks, Steven. 145 00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,360 Thank you. 146 00:34:32,580 --> 00:34:33,900 It's as good as before. 147 00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:41,540 Still tastes good. 9649