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Yeah, I agree with it. Are you done?

I'm just thankful to be a man.

You, um, you do this a lot.

Yeah, I do.

Well, is there anything else you'd like to say?

I guess so.

What's up?

Um...

I feel like I should come to you and tell you I'm concerned.

What's your concern?

Well, I'm concerned because you spend all of your time playing

these dumb games and no time getting laid.

You don't know what I do in my free time. I've had plenty of time as a girl.

Uh, no you haven't. Yes I have. I do your laundry.

I know that your sheets are clean. Your tooth thoughts are like hockey sticks.

Okay?

So you are not getting laid.

So, like I said, I'm concerned.

Well, what are you going to do about it?

So I have an idea.

I feel like the...

Best thing I can do for you, the best motivator, would be to show you what a

woman really, really wants.

Uh, what does that mean? What's the plan?

You just sit here and watch.

Uh, alright.

I am going to show you what a woman really wants.

And then you'll know, and then maybe you can get laid.

Okay, I'm gonna help. Okay. Okay good Come on

guys Hey, how are you?

What?

So like I said, I want you to watch and I'm gonna show you

What a woman really wants.

These are my trainers from the gym.

I asked them to come over.

What?

What's going on?

Listen, your dad's out of town.

Does he know about this?

Of course he does. Listen, your dad's watched me do this more than a couple of

times. What?

I mean... Your dad's out of town and...

She can't have this man -to -man talk with you, so I'm going to have it.

to stepson.

I mean, okay.

Oh yes.

I've been waiting for this to be a thing for a

long time.

Oh, yes.

That's good, that's right there

That's why I think it's not that big.

Oh, that's real good. That's real good.

Shit.

Is that really with that leg?

Oh, fuck. It's exactly with that leg. Oh, fuck.

Like watching her take this.

Your step -mom is so fucking hot, bro. Your step -mom is so hot, bro. So hard

the gym.

I couldn't wait to get next to this ass. It's perfect.

And yet, to answer your question, this is what's up.

He's watched me many, many times.

I'm guessing that was nice for him.

I didn't realize how sexy you were.

Extra sexy.

Oh, shit. Everybody fucking killed it, Jen.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit. Oh,

and the pussy is fucking phenomenal.

Oh, fuck.

I see why it's out there. Oh, yes.

Oh, now you see how I got to shit my bra.

You're still a mom.

It's totally okay if you like that.

Yes, I know.

Like this. No joke.

Stepmom. Stepmom.

Okay, take two.

What do you think about that?

Jesus,

Brooklyn, you're the hottest stepmom ever.

I have a pretty little woman.