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over there oh yeah there's like so many trees guess

who

hit on me today who mr coxworth

no way like the gym teacher you know he's got a certain

rugged masculinity girl you have like serious diet issues i do not

that dude he's like so old he's like 50.

anyways so he was like trying to help me climb the rope and he totally stuck a

finger in my ass you always think dudes are like trying to hit on you well i

mean can you blame him i i do have a nice ass hey

girl

This is my Uncle Mancini.

Hang on.

Hey, Chanel.

You want to ride the shag wagon and get in?

Um, no thanks.

I'd rather get robbed.

Oh, come on. Don't be mean. He's cool.

Let's go.

I like your van step, Uncle.

Oh, wow.

You know, you filled out very nicely.

You got your mom's dumper.

Ew, that's so inappropriate.

Uncle Mancini, this is my friend Ava.

Hey, Ava.

Hi. You know, me and your mom used to date back in high school.

I'm sure she mentioned me a bunch of times.

Um, no.

Well, you know, I was on the football team. I threw a mean bullet pass.

I mean, fuck, if the coach would have just put me in the fourth quarter, we

would have won the state championship.

That was like a hundred years ago.

Oh, come on, Ava. Don't be a hater. I think it's cool.

Well, you know, it's not like I'm stuck in the past or anything like that. I

happen to be a very, very successful entrepreneur.

Why don't you check this out?

pass this along to your mom to see if she could give that to any of her

or something.

I'll tell you what.

If you're ever in the need for something a little extra, don't be afraid to ask

Uncle Mike.

Ugh.

Wait. Eva?

Where are you going?

Ugh.

I'm so sorry for her, Adam.

Don't sweat it, baby girl. She'll be back.

They always come back.

I'm sure.

Hmm. So, do you think I should use them?

I mean, you're already attending my book. But, I mean, if you think you need

some self -improvement, I could give you an assessment and give you my

professional opinion.

Hmm.

Um, okay.

Great. Why don't you, uh...

Step into my office.

I'm stuck.

I have to do an assessment test to assess the size, the girth, and

circumference. Okay.

Lift up. Oh, okay.

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

It's just you're not the first person to touch me today.

My gym teacher accidentally stuck his finger in my ass.

And, well, I kind of liked it. Is that weird? I just, I don't know. It just, it

really turned me on.

Don't worry. It's not your fault. I have magic hands.

But fun fact, they used to call me the anal king of Providence.

All the girls couldn't get enough.

Wow, really?

I mean.

Does it hurt as much as they say it does?

Only with an asshole. But your Uncle Mike is a true pro.

Well, in that case, if it isn't weird, we could try it.

Really, huh?

Yeah, I mean, I need to learn someday.

Well, yeah, okay. But you gotta promise me that you don't tell your mother

because I still think I have a chance with her, okay?

Pinky promise. Pinky promise. Great.

Your uncle is going to make your legs shiver and you cry from all the

of coming. So why don't you come over here and give your uncle Mike a stiffy.

Just like this?

Yes, sweetie.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah, you can grab your uncle's tip a little harder than that.

Like that? Oh, yeah, just like that.

Oh my God, that's good.

Oh, use two hands on it too.

Okay.

Oh my.

Yeah? Oh yeah, just like that. So you're doing such a good job.

I feel so smooth.

Oh, it's so nice. Spit on it too from up there.

Oh yeah, nice and warm.

Okay, get in there. I'm ready for your ass.

Oh my God.

Oh, it's getting harder.

Uh -huh.

Oh,

keep going.

Does it feel good? Oh, yes. Oh, your hands feel so good on that.

What about that? Does that feel good?

Oh, yeah, that's good.

You like your uncle's cocktails?

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

Oh, don't forget to put your uncle's balls on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, your uncle loves that.

Oh, yeah, look at that.

Oh, they're so full.

Oh, you have no idea.

Oh, yes.

Now why don't you put your uncle in your mouth, huh?

Okay.

up and down oh yeah

that's

it

um

Just like that. That's what y 'all can watch. Just like that. Oh, my God.

Just like that.

Am I doing it right?

Oh, you're doing it perfect.

Is it okay that we're doing that?

Yes, baby, it is okay. Just ask that you don't tell your mother, okay? I still

have a chance with her, right? I promise.

I promise, uncle.

I promise, uncle. Okay.

Oh,

nice.

I think you're ready now, sweetie. Why don't you take everything off of me?

Okay.

Sweet fucking ass.

Oh, yes.

That's ridiculous.

Yeah, look at that.

Look at that. Look at that.

Oh, my God.

Look at that.

Look at that.

Please call for your call.

Thank you, Jean -Claude.

Keep going.

Stick it right back here.

Why don't you get on top of me now, huh?

Drop you back off at your mom's house, all right? I'll just tell her there is

after -school program.

Perfect. And also tell her I say hi, okay? Mm -hmm.