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You looking good in them jeans.

Yeah.

Girl, I'm trying to get in between.

Now you're looking at me like maybe. No, don't do that.

Now you got me screaming. Come here, baby. Come here, baby.

Come here, baby. Come here, baby.

Come here, baby.

Come here, baby. Come here, baby. Come here, baby.

Come here,

baby. Come here, baby.

Let me see you jump and look, baby These bands I'm about to blow, come here,

baby

If you're looking good in that little shit, little baby, look like the type of

shit you think you did. Face up and down, we'll bust a dick. Say it like

when I kiss the shit. I'm a hustler, baby, let me do my thing. And at the end

the night, I be making it rain.

Business man, I ain't chasing fame. But at the end of the night, I bet you know

my name. B -I -B -E. Yo, bitch, fuck dust, but I'm trying to stay focused. I

change your life because you riding in the focus. Just don't leave me young.

So then I have to call you Moses. I see you posing for the camera, but I don't

see you close to me.

Come, baby, let me see you dance for me.

You looking good in them jeans.

Girl, I'm trying to get in between.

Now you looking at me like Mary.

Now you got me screaming, come here, baby. Come here, baby.

Come here, baby.

What's with you?

You used that excuse last week.

The two of you used to be really good friends.

I mean, Lacey's a good yoga buddy, but... I mean, we're not exactly

Don't be immature.

Okay? It's gonna be... It's a dinner party, okay? It's gonna be fun. There's

gonna be lots of people there for you to talk to.

Yeah, that's exactly what I need to unwind.

It's a small talk with strangers.

Come on, you know that I think small talk is...

Here we go.

You always turn your back around on me.

You accepted the invitation last week with a smile.

That's because I thought we were going to do the thing that we do with your

parents. You know, one of us accepts, and then the other one comes up with

excuse to get out of it. Like, you know, we have a doctor's appointment for

Jonathan, or some work obligation, or fuck, let's tell them we have the

You know, none of the neighborhood parents are vaccinating.

That's it. We're a disease.

We're terrible.

That'll work perfectly.

That'll be the perfect excuse.

Come on.

We never go out together like we used to anymore.

Are we really going to spend our only free day with the neighbors?

Well, I like Zach.

And I like his company.

You just want to get in on his company.

Well, yeah, if he trusted me enough to make me his partner, that would be

awesome.

Then why is Zach and Lacey, of all people, so weird?

Come on. Get up and get ready.

I want to be there the minute we say we're going to be there. I want to show

that I am reliable.

Okay, wait. What if he has no intention of making me partner?

What if he's just dangling that opportunity in front of you like a

Why would you say that?

They're freaks.

Maybe they live a lonely life living with freaks. They're having a hard time

making friends.

What are you talking about?

They have a house full of friends right now.

Seriously, do you just think that, like, I'm incapable of being Zach's friend?

Don't be stupid.

No, seriously.

The last time I tried to talk to him, you pulled me away.

Nobody likes to stop and chat. What are you talking about? Lately, I offered us

one of her cherries last night. I just don't understand. Why are you so

interested?

That's... No, no.

That's probably them. Don't answer it. Maybe if I don't answer it, they'll go

not home.

What are you talking about? Our car's in the driveway. They're going to see it.

Just answer the phone.

It's just Alicia.

Oh.

Hello?

Tell her not to invite her boyfriend over.

You're kidding.

Oh, no, no. It's fine. It's fine.

Your mother's right. Finals are very important.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, good luck in the finals. And tell your mom I said hi.

Okay.

Bye.

Yes! Yes!

With faith. With faith.

No babysitter. No party.

You can just stay in bed.

What?

Okay. I'm going to go take Jonathan's bottle. And then I'm going to get us a

bottle of red. And we'll just be honest night seasons.

two, three, and four.

It's a marathon all night long.

No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Megan. Megan, yeah, yeah. Call the girlfriend down the street. Don't want

glasses. Oh, come on. But Jonathan said that she stole from them.

Yeah. But not from us.

Yes.

No. Oh, come on. No, no. My mom can watch her.

Your mother? She'll give him nothing but cakes and candy. She can't be trusted

with our baby.

Or any baby, for that matter.

I turned out okay.

After $15 ,000 in dental work, that's a no on Grandma. A hard no.

Look, Zach inherited his company from Lacey's father.

And it's only getting larger, and it's growing.

If I could just partner with him and tell him some of my ideas that we could

sell him... And then you'd start working for him, and I'd be having to go to all

the impromptu dinner parties and meetings.

What happened to my little social butterfly?

You used to love parties.

How was college, all right? Before the obligations of our mortgage, of our son.

I'm a mother now, and you're... Like, we're parents. We do not party.

God, you talk like we're some, like, super old couple.

Let's go have some fun.

It's a dinner party.

Let's just... But, Jonathan... Look.

We are not going across town.

We're literally going to be right across the street.

One of us can just come over here and check on him every hour.

That's not the only reason, Chad.

Don't look at me like that.

Please?

My sweet love?

Fine.

I'll feed him and then we'll go.

Yes!

After you feed him, he'll probably be asleep for about four

hours. Okay, no, no. I will only go to this if we can check on him every hour.

Okay, fine.

And if I don't have to talk.

Okay, fine.

I have a feeling this is going to be our best game yet. Yes.

How many encounters will it take to win?

Three. Top five.

I'll call it 260.

Oh, somebody's feeling optimistic.

Well, my lady killed off the Johnsons in just two encounters.

They were half dead when we met them, but the whites...

Now they're a strong king.

Yes. And you wrote the game. And no one can defeat you.

Every queen needs her king.

Her chump husband can't resist cocking at you every chance he gets.

Is that where my power lies?

My beauty?

You say it like it's a fact, then.

Beauty diminishes with age.

I do not think I get enough credit for my width and my power of persuasion.

Not to mention the decades of pure Irish tyranny pulsating through those veins.

Tell me more about tyranny, my love.

I can't wait to rule one day like my father.

No, we don't need that type of pressure in our life.

Not when we're trying to raise a family.

No!

We're not going through this again.

Yeah, it's stupid to think that our son won't have any self -control just

because I struggle with it.

Your father wants his own flesh and blood.

And you have to have the baby.

I want the father to be me.

Deal, the white's baby, and I can tell Daddy that he's mine.

Cannot blow your fucking brains out

Promise me one thing.

Alright?

Promise you'll not let my family get a hold of me.

Honey. Okay.

I get the impression that she's a little flirty with you and you with her.

Come on, babe. When she talks to us, she hardly even looks at me.

Babe. I'm not accusing you of anything.

I just noticed that she catches your eye.

Babe.

You're the only one...

If only we could just be home.

Can't I convince you to be home?

So if she's wearing another one of those slutty dresses of hers, I want you to

think about this.

I

just

want you all to myself.

You're the only one for me babe.

Thank you for your comment.

to be your threat.

Put on your dress. I've got to show off how hot my wife looks.

Come on, mate.

I'm so tired.

My makeup's a mess now.

Kara.

Okay.

Sorry. I'll check on Johnny one last time, okay?

No, Zach would have called me by now.

But come on, it's going to be great.

Okay, cool.

Babe, you look beautiful, okay? We're going to dazzle them.

Yeah! What's up, buddy? Hey, good to see ya.

Hello,

gorgeous girl!

Mmm.

I love that salty, sweet fragrance you're wearing.

Um,

hey, thanks.

You look lovely.

This whole thing.

Alright. Ladies and gentlemen, our eighth nearest and dearest castle gone

Must be that Blood Moon.

Well, I'm glad you two showed up. Very grateful.

I have catering from Le Petit Fleur.

Seriously?

Please, come on in.

Wow.

You have such...

Love to decorate the house with colors that bring you back to nature.

Yeah, um, you know, these iron lamps, they look kind of like trees.

Oh, it's hand forged by Italian designer Augusto Moratti.

Sounds expensive.

Oh yeah, she has expensive taste for sure.

It's all about taste.

If you're cheap, nothing will help.

Sit down.

What a gentleman.

And here's Zach.

Aren't we lucky to have such a chivalrous husband?

Hmm.

It's nothing.

Hey, Grace.

Oh, how wholesome.

Dear Lord, thank you so much for how much you've blessed us.

And thank you for all the things that money can't buy, like family and

And thank you so much for everything that you have given us.

How about some wine?

Amen to that, my money!

Oh, for the...

None for her, please.

She's still taking care of... I'm still nursing.

Oh, yes. We wouldn't want to jeopardize that.

Plenty for me. Thank you.

Thank you.

I was thinking about yoga class lately.

Oh, well, everything's just been so busy with juggling work and Jonathan.

This is actually our first day off in two weeks.

Hmm.

Well, how nice of you to spend it with us.

Yeah, she's actually been doing these yoga classes online.

It's an interactive class and there's 15 of us. It's a lot of fun.

She looks so cute doing a little yoga in the living room in the morning.

Everything you could possibly want is online now. I don't know why anybody

leave their home.

I'm not a fan of yoga, but I am a big fan of yoga pants.

Lacey's been making me take Kira's spot in yoga class.

Sucks to be you. I mean, probably the hardest yoga position is trying to hold

back a fart for an hour.

Ladies, do not fart.

Really, Lacey?

Kira, how are you ever going to get off those extra pounds without a proper

instructor?

I've actually been doing really well with the online instructor.

Hey, Zach, so how's business?

Well, we're swamped.

And this little lady right here is always telling me to hire on a partner.

You know, hey, that's good news. I have my own business.

You know, I used to do one myself, and so I sold it.

Well, you know, the Johnsons across the street, they told me about your old

craft beer business.

Yep, that was my baby. I had that for about six years before I sold it.

I think it's owned by the Amazonian World Company, I don't know.

Fuckers, they own everything.

I'm sorry, you'd have to excuse me. I have to go check on Jonathan.

Well, I have a few candidates for partners, but I haven't made any

yet.

No, I'm sorry. I don't smoke.

That's funny.

I just saw you last night out on your porch.

Oh, but I can't get anything past my little lady.

If you'll excuse me.

It goes.

Please, please don't tell Kira. She got me the patch, but I haven't quite been

able to get her to kick it.

Oh, what does a girl have to do to get her edge off around here?

We'll sleep off. We'll go somewhere private. And Mom will never know about

dirty little business.

You're like a magician!

You have no idea.

Oh, you want me to do it?

So,

tell me, love, why are you so interested in my husband's business?

That obvious, huh?

Well, the past few times that we've bumped into each other have been the

topic on your list.

That's embarrassing.

Desperation's only embarrassing if you fail.

Do you think that my husband will hire you for the partnership?

I don't know. You tell me. He's your husband.

I think a real man should know his own destiny.

I can tell.

They're the real man.

Behind this wholesome Christian husband, your wife wants you to be.

Well, we do live a pretty wholesome life, but, you know, Kira and I really

think there's a problem with that.

Anyone can see the persona that you're trying to project.

But I have a talent for seeing what's inside of people.

Oh, well, what happened between you and Kira? I thought you guys were becoming

good friends.

Oh, I love Kira.

She's a sweet girl.

But what I really want is to become friends with you.

Really?

I admire you. I like your ambition.

I can see the wheel turning behind your eyes.

You're always planning, thinking, scheming.

And I see a little bit of you in myself.

You make me sound like I'm sort of like... gangster mob boss or something.

My father is the Irish mob boss from Boston.

I've always had an affection for gangsters, but I'm onto bosses now.

They're in a whole league of their own.

Are you and Zach in the mob?

Say that again and I will kill you.

Darling, you're so tense tonight.

Well, when my wife and your husband get back, I can ask him to come over to my

house tomorrow.

I decide who his partner will be.

Oh. We pretend that he's the owner so he can maintain his masculine dignity.

But it's me who makes the real decisions around here.

Oh, that's actually good news.

Well, I think, actually, I think you'll love my portfolio.

And you were right about ambition. This is way more than just a nine -to -five

commitment. This is your life investment.

You devote your life to work, and work will decide when you can have time off.

Oh, of course. I mean, that's like with any other business. And you guys are so

lucky to have such a trusted brand. The thing is that everyone who works with us

becomes family.

I become your sister, your partner is Zach, and Kiera.

She must be amenable.

Oh, yeah.

Kira, totally. She is not a problem. And I know that she hasn't been going to

yoga lately. My needs, my personal needs, become your concern when you

part of the family.

I'm the type of woman that cuts straight to the point, Chad. I want you to be

our partner.

And once you become a part of our family, you, your wife, and son will

have to worry about income again.

As a matter of fact, I know how much your mortgage is.

And the signing bonus.

It'll allow for you and your cute little wife to go out for a celebratory

holiday.

Seriously? I mean, Kira would love that. I mean, Kira's been holding back on

doing so many of the things that you want to do with her. I need you to

impregnate me, Chad.

Excuse me, what?

My husband and I need a baby.

An heir for our state and our business.

And you need a secure job.

Nah, I'm sorry.

This is strange. I'm going to leave.

I will tell your wife that you came on to me.

Do you think that she would believe me?

Yeah.

I think she would. How?

You haven't been able to keep your eyes off me all night.

Oh, yeah? Well, I'll tell your husband about all of your twisted little plans.

He knows.

You don't think that he's not watching us right now?

You guys are sick.

You guys are sick.

It sounds like your wife is back.

Let's play nice, darling.

Shall we?

I want to be friends.