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It's so much fun hanging out with you. I can't believe Mark never told me he was

mentoring you. Really?

He told me that you guys talk about everything.

Honestly, I wish I had a relationship like that.

Not so much lately.

Craig has been picking up a new territory, and he's working more now

Seems like I see him in the morning, and I'm asleep by the time he comes home.

God, I envy you.

To lay in bed with him.

To smell him.

To taste him.

To... What about you? Are you seeing someone?

No.

Not right now.

I mean, the last guy that I had sex with had an amazing dick, but it's nothing

that I would lock down, you know?

You are so blunt.

I mean, life's too short.

Be subtle, you know?

So, tell me about your sex life.

What?

Does this girl talk between me and you?

Mark and I haven't made love in quite some time.

I'm starting to get the feeling that he's not attracted to me anymore.

You're kidding me.

You're gorgeous.

Oh God, it sounds like I'm fishing.

No, no, please.

Besides the lack of sex, I looked at his laptop and I saw that the girls he's

masturbating to look nothing like me. And the things that he is into are just,

well, gross.

Well, porn is there for men to fantasize about different women

and, you know, taboo fantasies and such.

Imagine if people could hear your fantasies out loud.

Hey, I don't fantasize about anybody but my husband.

Okay, so you don't believe me. But trust me, the porn he used to watch, all the

girls resembled me in some way.

Take that, with lack of communication and sex, no conversation, and... God,

just scared.

Mom, do you ever just fuck?

You know, I... I mean, like, do you just

ever... Let him bend you over and, like, spank your ass and... And

I'll pull your hair.

Oh, God, no.

Look, I don't mean to insult your way of lovemaking, but Marge was not into that

kind of thing.

One time we did it from behind, but we were both blitzed.

I hear you. To each their own.

Do you think that's what he wants?

No, he loves you, Lisa.

I'm sure he's happy with how you two make love.

Yes.

No.

I mean, I could fuck him, like you say, but no, I couldn't. I don't have the

technique. Well, once I dated this guy, and he was more stuffy than you. No

offense.

He wanted to see this.

sexologist before we could you know have sex

sound like a sex therapist yeah kinda she

wanted to know our sexual goals and she even gave us

materials to help us reach them it started off normal

at first and then It got a little bit freakier.

She had us kiss in front of her, and we did pretty much everything

besides penetration.

So she, like, guided you through sex?

Guided him through it. I was confident with it.

But she did teach me how to better satisfy a man.

Oh, God.

Do you have her number?

No, she's back in New York, sadly.

Oh.

What would you say if I asked you to help me?

You mean, like, give you pointers?

No, I, um... Never mind, it's stupid.

No, what?

Tell me.

Well, I'm not comfortable taping us. I don't want that kind of thing on the

permanent record.

But... What if you watched us? Just for a little bit.

Mark would never be okay with that.

Mark wouldn't have to know.

You bad girl.

Look, it's for his benefit. I mean, I want to be like the goddesses he watches

on camera.

Well, I can definitely give you all the tips and pointers I have.

Oh, you sweet.

naive little whip.

It was almost too easy. The moment I saw you in Uncle

Clark's office, I knew you'd want to hang out with me,

study me, practically be me.

That idea.

of your husband mentoring me, spending one -on -one time

with me scares you, doesn't it?

It should.

Mark!

Letha?

Mark come up here

Hi,

honey, I got this for you. What brought do you like it?

Beautiful. What's gotten into you, honey bunny?

It's daytime and you want to make love?

Why not?

Let's get crazy.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

I wanted you to suck Mark's cock with the oral techniques

that I taught you.

I mean, you did a pretty good job for a first -timer.

Definitely not as good as me, but it took every ounce of strength

in my body to not move you over.

You can watch me show you how it's done.

What the hell's gotten into you?

I don't know, honey.

I just love you.

Who are you?

Thank you.

Thank you.

I made

a mistake

teaching you my techniques, watching you.

Fuck him.

How I wanted to.

Made me seethe with jealousy.

Lisa,

you're on top.

I might be in control.

I wanted to come.

I wanted to run.

I wanted to stay.

I was paralyzed with my uncertainty.

And trust me, that is not like me.

You're wild.

You're fucking wild babe. Yeah.

Okay, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it.

You're so much bigger from here.

Oh, yeah.

I know. You're always on top.

Okay, honey.

Is that what you wanted?

I'm not going too hard on you.

No, you're fine, sweetie.

You're so wild.

You're bringing it out of me.

That is so bad.

He's so naughty.

It's been inside you. Yeah, I mean, we're trying a bunch of new stuff today,

why not, right?

Holy shit.

Babe,

you're amazing. Holy shit.

You know, it's not so bad.

Gotta be honest.

Are you sure?

You're well. That can be well, too.

Stay right there.

Stay right there.

Sorry,

honey bunny.

It's okay, honey.

Oh, honey, it's so good.

You like that?

Yeah, I remember when we did this that one time.

So good.

So fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

I feel your fingers touch me like that so much.

Do you want my king cone?

What?

Oh, yeah. Come here.

What got into you?

So you liked it?

Liked it?

Loved it!

Ice cream?

Huh? Will you go get us Thai food and my favorite ice cream?

That Thai restaurant's on the other side of town.

Don't I deserve it?

You're something else. I know.

Amazing.

Alright. What the hell is this?

Oh, it's mine.

Yeah, I got that from a second -hand store. I think it looks sexy. What do

think?

I mean, it's not your style, but it's nice.

No, don't.

Oh. Oh, my God.

What the hell is this?

Lisa, you have been acting weird all day today.

You need to tell me what's going on right now.

Um, I thought maybe we could switch things up a little bit.

No.

No. Like, no, no. We're not switching anything up.

Um, I...

I'm not really into that.

Come on, have an open mind.

Lisa, you need to throw that away.

I'm serious.

You're mad?

Not at all.

I'm happy to see that you are feeling adventurous.

Have you ever been fucked by a girl before?

No, of course not.

Oh. Oh, hey, sorry.

I just, maybe my fantasies, but not in real life. But you always

say it's good to have fantasies.

Well, watching you fuck made me really wet.

Really? I did a good job?

Mm -hmm.

You learn quickly.

But...

I notice you still need to learn how to ride dick properly.

No, I couldn't.

But you can.

I

wanted

to spare you.

With a dick.

To punish you.

You're the type of girl that doesn't know how pleasurable pain can be.

I want to fuck you.

To punish you.

To play with you.

Thank you.

like this before.

You're so pretty down there.

You taste so good.

You get it nice and wet for yourself.

I

like

how you suck it.

Really?

You really know how to suck a tick?

Just like that.

You're getting it nice and wet.

Are you ready to show me how you write?

Sure.

Let me bounce up and down on it.

Yeah, you're doing so good.

Bounce up and down on it.

Just like that.

You look so hot right in the dick.

Oh, yeah,

it feels good, doesn't it?

Oh, my goodness.

Make yourself comfortable.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

I guess it's kind of the same as making myself comfortable.

Has a man ever fucked you like that before?

It doesn't seem like it, judging from your juices

dripping down your thighs.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Yeah, it's all good.

Oh, yeah, it feels great.

Oh, yeah.

I love you I love you

I'm bad?

I'm not bad.

If I were truly evil, I would split up the

marriage, crush the sweet little wife's heart, and take the chump for myself.

I'm not a homewrecker.

So what if I've wrecked a few homes?

Whose fault is it?

Mine or his?