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Don't be such a baby.

I don't want to, Christina.

But I thought... I gotta get ready for work.

Are you mad?

It's just... I got a lot of stuff I gotta do, Christina.

Doesn't this feel wonderful?

Yes.

Did you end up calling that trainer?

I did, but I... But what?

When he answered, I just immediately hung up. I got too scared.

Oh, sweetheart.

Honestly, though, it was enough.

It was really exciting.

So, did you and Vance?

Yeah, we did. I mean, we haven't had sex like that in years.

Honestly, ever.

That's amazing.

Yeah, except the next day was like he was more closed off than ever.

Oh.

Well, it's not too late to call that trainer.

And you only get that with people that you know and love.

Well, I think you'll find that there's actually a lot of people who have a lot

of love to give and are open.

They just want to get to know you.

I don't want to have sex with strangers.

Well, I'm sure there's plenty of guys in your life already that would love to

make love to you. I don't know about that.

Christina, you are a knockout.

I wish you could see that.

Thanks, Julia.

I really appreciate you listening.

I really do.

And that's what friends are for.

Hi, babe.

So, it hit me.

I think we should teach them what we learned.

What?

Meditation?

I mean, I tried that. It didn't really take.

Okay, so what then?

I mean, openness,

pleasure.

So, like, swinging?

Swinging has a bad rep.

But does it really?

Vance and Christina are a bit more conservative than we are.

That's why we need to teach them.

Babe, when I'm telling you that Christina needs to get fucked, I mean

Don't you have a crush on her?

Maybe.

Well, I guess Vance is kind of hot.

I don't know, I guess I thought about what he might be like in bed.

But...

What if it doesn't work?

Then we just pretend it never happened.

I still think it might be a bit too much for them.

Babe, it is a fun, safe activity.

I still think it might be too much for them.

Well, can you let me try at least?

Okay.

Trust you.

Well, we wanted to invite you guys here tonight to make a little proposal.

Paul and I were thinking, what if... What if we did a swap?

A swap?

Oh, like swinging?

I mean, I guess you could call it that.

Julia, why?

I thought it would be a good idea.

Like a fun couples activity.

Are you making fun of us? Of me?

Oh my god, Christina!

Of course not!

I thought you would like this.

Did you?

Really?

You guys are taking this hippie shit way too far.

Please, don't go, don't go.

Just stay. You guys never leave this. I got it, I got it. Don't worry about it.

You should go finish your drink.

I don't know.

Please.

It'll make me happy.

And you know how Julia gets. She gets these ideas in her head and she just

to help.

Come on, you know she loves you. You can go back to when you were like little

itty bitty ones.

Look, I know she means well, but I just was not expecting that.

Okay, just stay and I'll keep her in check.

No offense, but she's the one who wears the pants in your guys' relationship.

You... I... Okay, you're not wrong.

But... I promise... I'll keep her at bay.

You know that she loves you and she just doesn't want to see you hurt.

Fine. I'll tell Vance. We'll stay.

Christina and I talked, and they're going to stay, but Julia's suggestion is

off the table.

Well, that doesn't mean we can't have some fun, right?

Yeah.

Computer,

play some funky jam.

Oh, God, no.

Put this down.

Oh, here we go. Come on, Christina.

Oh, yes.

I think it's their turn.

Oh, yeah.

Let's go. Get on up.

Paul, get up. Get up, Paul. Get up. Come on.

Your wife's here. Come on.

This is how you kill a party.

Do this for me. Come on.

I can do better than that. Come on, really?

I do not dance.

Put your back into it. Come on.

Oh, okay.

Should I show them some moves?

Oh, please.

Please, please, please. Hurry, hurry.

Okay.

Come here, baby.

Grab my hips.

They make a beautiful couple, huh?

You think?

Are you jealous?

I just want Christina to be happy

Okay, that's enough.

I didn't mean to. I just don't know how I feel.

It's okay, baby. We're stopping.

I want you to be happy.

I am happy.

You know, like... I told you, like, the meditation is

very, very, very, very, very powerful.

And once you just open that door, you can walk through any door.

And any door that's in a room with no windows, you can literally get out of.

Should we, uh, go swap out water for everybody?

I don't know what they do, what they put in that oil, but, like, once it touches

your skin, you just, like, breathe, and it's just, like, oh.

Nice.

So, do you mind if we, uh, finish where we started?

I've been wanting to do that for years.

Really? Yeah.

And Julia's been giving me shit forever for it.

We should go back.

What's up?

Sorry.

No, it's okay.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Let's try this.

And like Julia said, if it doesn't work out, then we can just pretend like it

never happened.

Are you sure this is what you want?

I do.

I'm sorry if I hurt you.

Okay. I love you.

Well, Christina's full of surprises.

Yes, she is.

You know, she's actually been really hurt by your lack of intimacy.

She told you that?

Yeah, she did.

It's like I feel bad, but I just can't see her be anything other than a perfect

little angel.

You have a bit of a Madonna whore complex.

Uh, I guess.

Does that make me a whore?

Of course not.

Well, you need to stop seeing her as this little angel, this perfect little

creature. It's not fair to her, and it's not really fair to you guys'

relationship.

Yeah, I'm starting to realize that more and more.

Besides, she's crazy about you.

I'm crazy about her.

Besides, if they're over there doing what we're doing here, it doesn't really

make her a little virgin now, does it?

Yeah, you're right.

How does it make you feel?

Like there's this burning sensation in my chest.

Jealousy?

Maybe.

I don't know. I just want her to be happy and to not worry about all the

troubles in her life.

Oh.

She will.

Oh my gosh, intake is magical.

I have to get out of these clothes.

I almost do this for so long.

I love you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, stay right there.

Oh my god.

I can't wait any longer for this.

Find my spot.

Right there.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, these balls flapping against me.

Oh, my fucking God. Yes. Yeah. Yes.

fucking sexy

Aren't you, man?

Did you do something wrong?

Is everything okay?

Yes. I mean, no.

You and Vance, you guys treat me like I'm some ice sculpture that might break

something.

Oh. Well, I didn't mean to.

Just... I'm a grown woman.

And I have desires.

I like sex.

And I don't want to be fucked.

You're so eloquent.

Well, I can recite poetry if you prefer.

What do you want to do to me?

Well, for one, I want to taste you.

I want to see your nipples harden.

They already are.

Oh, look at that.

I'm so lit

Oh my god.

I can't look your tongue at me like that.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Please.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my gosh.

Thank you.

I'm not so delicate now.

Should I slide it inside

me? I think you should.

Yeah.

Oh my god!

More?

More like that? Uh -huh.

Holy shit.

I love when you take it in and out like that.

Oh, my God.

It's so fucking good.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

It's just so much fun.

Fuck,

that's so good.

Alright, keep touching yourself.

I fucking deserve it. I fucking deserve it. I feel the fucking light you made

me.

You guys.

I

was

just fucking hungry for it.

I've never seen him like this ever.

He's so good.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

if you fucking can. Yeah.

That was incredible.

Oh, yeah.

Quite the party.

I have to say, Vance has never fucked me like that or came all over me before.

Well, that's a shame.

He's never even gotten to see me do this.

Well, good morning.

Well, I

guess we all had an amazing night.

Babe.

Babe.

Well, glad to see that you guys have rekindled things.

Do you want me to get you a cab home?

It's okay. I think I want to drive.

We'll then see you next Saturday?

Sounds like a plan.

7 p .m.? Perfect.

See you then.

Two cameras take one heart attack.

Okay, let's do that one more time.

Look a little bit more upset.

Oh, I'm not, like, mad enough?

No, no. You look cute.

So here, we have a Ryan Driller in his natural habitat.

Yeah, that's exactly my natural habitat. I am the naked dude.

Well,

infidelity in the marriage seems kind of... What the fuck am I supposed to

What's the line? Are you sure you're okay with this?

Oh, again?