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right here.

I don't think Vance or Christina would appreciate that.

They're not at the times you think.

You're right.

They're much worse.

Give them a chance.

All right.

Open -mindedness.

We're here.

That was good.

But really, Julia, isn't this some fad -like thing?

Isn't it? What is that thing, Vance? What is it called?

Oh, the Kabbalah. Yes, Kabbalah. Well, Kabbalah isn't a fad, and

neither is this. It was actually a really magical experience.

And I was skeptical at first, and then something just clicked.

Okay. So you guys talk about all this openness and opportunity.

What's it about?

Can I tell them?

Well, for example, I fucked Mark.

What? You're terrible, Julia.

I guess.

And you're okay with this?

I just realized that I was so closed off to pleasure and openness.

Paul and I decided to be completely honest, and we want to take this journey

together.

This is crazy, Julia. You're married.

Tons of people who are married. Fuck other people on the side. We're just

about it.

Okay, so you guys are going to make this some, like, spiritual thing?

You sound...

Granged?

I guess so, so be it.

Listen, it's perfectly normal in the animal kingdom.

We are human beings. That doesn't make us plants.

I'm not trying to offend anybody.

Look,

guys, we just wanted to share what we experienced with you.

And you're really okay with this?

I've never been happier.

I mean, I guess I could see it being exciting. You know, she tells you

everything.

Everything.

Well, you guys have always been our craziest friends.

And Christina, you've never been curious about your own sexuality?

I'm very.

Another drink?

So, Julia, you must really like working your job, being around all those men.

I mean, I have to work. This house doesn't really pay for itself.

Doesn't infidelity in the marriage seem a little bit hypocritical?

Well, Julia...

You do pay the bills, so I hope this new lifestyle for you isn't going to get in

the way of your job.

I mean, it could, but... Actually, Paul and I were thinking of maybe selling.

Going out to the countryside.

Maybe even some chickens.

Well, you really are wild.

Are you jealous?

Well, anyways...

Mark and I are going to have another wonderful weekend, and I, for one, am

going to rule out another role in the hay.

It's getting late.

Let Christina finish her drink.

I'm tired.

Well, you guys are more than welcome to stay here. We do have the room, and I

know it's a long drive back.

No, I'd like to sleep in my own bed.

Well, thanks for a lovely evening.

Yes,

it really was wonderful.

Thank you so much. And you must send me that recipe later, okay? Oh, yeah, of

course.

Thanks so much. You guys can help?

Mm -hmm.

Do you think it's true?

Hmm.

Paul being okay with Julia having an affair?

Well, they seem happy.

But how?

How can they be happy?

I don't know. They've always been a bit... Eccentric?

We're not like them, sweetie.

Thank God.

It's almost 2 a .m.

I love you.

Love you too.

Okay, boss.

I'm going to go get those papers, and I'll be back in a bit.

up your tits, baby.

I'm getting close baby

I'll talk to you later.

Okay, I got it. There's something I wanted to ask you.

Alright, what's up?

I've been thinking.

You're not going to ask me to bury another body, are you?

Almost as bad.

At the dinner last night at the...

I did.

It was like an emotional affair.

It was with a girl from work, but I cut things off before anything really

happened.

But gosh, if you only knew just how bad I wanted her.

Okay. You did the right thing.

Yeah, but the problem is that I just feel so guilty that I haven't been

up with Christina.

I kind of feel like I betrayed her.

Well, you need to confess to her what happened.

And more importantly, what didn't happen.

I mean, you can't be stringing her along. She's got to feel like she did

something wrong.

You're right. It's just... How do you just stay so, you know, level -headed

through all this?

You told me a couple months ago that I'd be okay about hearing, you know, Julia

rail other guys, and I'd be okay with that.

I called you crazy.

So what changed?

Honestly, the retreat.

It totally just changed my perspective.

So when Julia told me about hooking up with Mark, I just wasn't as close off as

I thought I would have been.

And all the other guys that find herself out there trying to hook up with her.

I don't know when she comes home, too.

Who wouldn't be?

Huh.

Never really thought about it like that.

Yeah.

I mean, thinking about it right now, it has me kind of getting a little choked.

You're a pig.

Yeah.

I feel like he's not attracted to me anymore.

Stop.

I even started working out again. I'm wearing his favorite clothes.

You're gorgeous. There's no way that's a problem.

He started wearing cologne again.

And he's never worn cologne before.

And he also knows that I don't like it when men wear cologne.

Come on, Christina.

It's just cologne.

Then why won't he fuck me?

Look. Men are like the moon. They go through phases, but it's not fair that

not communicating with you. You do not deserve that.

What if I do?

You need a man who will appreciate you.

I don't want a divorce.

I'm not saying get a divorce.

I'm saying maybe...

find a guy on the side?

I'm not that kind of woman.

Look, babe, no one is that type of person, but we all have our limits.

So is that how you're all about your openness and honesty?

Yeah, I am. It just doesn't seem like he's being very open and honest with you

now, is he?

No.

I just wish we could go back to the way that things were.

I'll let you on on a little something.

I met this guy at the gym and he gave me his number.

He is well endowed and has a reputation of helping lonely housewives.

I don't know about that. I don't want to be a cherry case.

Stop it. You are going to love him.

He is going to treat you like a princess.

He's charming and smart.

One look at you and it is going to make his entire year.

Just take the number. You don't have to do anything with it.

Good. Julia and I, we had a really nice talk.

Looks like it did you some good.

It did, I think.

My beautiful wife. Look at you.

What is this?

Julia and I went shopping.

Do you like it? I love it.

Do you love me?

Of course

Okay.

My back is so big, it's making me tear up.

Thank you.

Oh.

right on my G -spot.

Oh my god.

Yes. Yes, please, please touch me. Please touch me, baby.

Oh my god, I have no idea how good that fucking feels.

Thank you.

Please just fucking lay into me like that.

Yeah.

Please.

Oh, my God.

That's so good.

Fuck. Here, put me up like that.

Oh, my God.

It's been a while baby.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, please.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Holy shit. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I got it.

bug me like this.

I'm just going to do it.

Come on.

Oh my god, yes, please.

I want to come on your car, please.

Please. Right there.

Right there.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Don't fucking stop.

Let me know.

Yeah. Oh,

that's it. Right there.

Right there.

Right there. Right there.

Right there. Right there.

There we go.

Oh, baby, please.

Oh, my God.

Please don't stop bugging me. Please don't stop. Grab my fucking hair.

Yeah, right there.

Oh my god!

Bye.

some sleep okay