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Okay, so you could use our money, right?

Yeah, looks like it.

Okay.

Let's get to the beginning.

Okay, I'm going to show you several signs, okay?

And you got to tell what is this. Or I'm going to give you some... Yeah, okay.

I'm going to give you some help, some links, okay?

For you to...

Tell the good answer, okay? I'll help you.

But one thing I didn't tell you, because in Japan, if you win,

you're gonna get your prize.

But if you lose, you're gonna get our prize.

Okay?

So if you lose, you have to do what I say.

Why? Okay, so if you lose, it's a game.

So if you give a good answer, I give you 100 euros.

If you give a bad answer, you have to do what I say.

Yeah, but you don't worry. It's fun.

It's fun. It's gonna be fun, okay?

Yeah, it's like punishment, you know, for the bad answer.

Okay, so here is the first.

Oh, no, no, no. First hit.

Oh, trouble, trouble.

No, no, no.

Okay,

here is the first.

No,

no, no.

This and this.

Oh, no, no, no.

This is hit.

Okay, okay.

Okay.

First question, the hint.

This is hint.

This kanji is ki.

Ki. Ki. Repeat after me. Ki.

Ki. Meaning is wood.

Wood. Wood.

Tree. Wood.

Wood. Wood.

This is question.

What is meaning?

This is the hint. Now I understand.

Thank you for helping me out.

This is the hint.

The meaning of this is tree.

So from that hint, what can be this?

Yes, but look the whole picture.

Group?

A group of tree. Oh, that's good. That's good. That's good.

Near, near, near.

Near, near, near.

Near, but how you call a group of tree?

What is it?

Lot of tree.

Lot of tree. Lot of tree. Lot of tree. Lot of tree. Lot of tree.

What is that?

Ok, I'll give you 10 seconds.

Group of 10? 10 seconds.

No, no.

So,

let's think again. What is this?

Cool. Tree.

No, no, no. It's a tree.

You know the tree?

You don't have a tree around.

No, tree. Like wood.

Ah, ok.

Tree. Okay. This is a tree. Okay?

What is this?

Tree? Tree?

Yes. A group of tree. How do you call that?

Group tree?

Yes. Group of tree. What is that?

Nine.

Seven.

Six.

Five. Four.

Three. Two.

Four. Three. Four.

No. Okay.

it's called forest forest yeah I mean I'm sorry so

you lose so you gotta okay what is her punishment no no no three three

times three bat then punishment oh okay so it's only if you fucked

it up three times then you got the punishment okay yes okay okay so

this is hint This is the hint, which is?

Okay.

This is?

This is Takana.

Takana. Takana.

Takana. Meaning, eat fish.

Fish. Takana. Fish. Fish. Fish.

What is this?

Ah, fish.

No, that's... only this is sakana. This is another one.

Sakana? Sakana?

Sakana.

Sakana.

This is... Sakana no nani ka?

Nani ka? Variation.

Sakana variation.

Ah.

Sakana variation.

Okay. This is answer. Oh, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

This is maguro.

Maguro? Maguro.

It's a type of fish.

Maguro. It's a type of fish.

Okay, you know what? I give you three bets.

Tell me three kinds of fishes.

The name of three kinds of fishes.

Three types of fishes. Fish?

Yes, but which kind?

Tell me. Tell me all the fishes you know.

I don't know.

Come on. I'll help you. We'll have salmon.

It's a fish, right?

Fish? Yes.

Salmon. Yeah, yeah, fish.

Okay. So, salmon is a fish. Tell me another kind of fish.

Salmon?

Shark. What?

What?

What?

What? What?

What?

What? What? What? What?

Fish.

Fish. Fish. Fish.

The good answer is tuna.

Tuna? Tuna.

You know tuna fish? Ah, tuna fish! Yes! Tuna fish.

This is tuna fish.

Okay. Next.

Next.

This, the meaning of this.

Fish? No, no. It's money.

This is, this meaning is money.

Kane. Kane.

Okay, kane. Okay, memorize.

Kane. Kane.

Yeah, money.

Kane money.

Money, okay.

What do you mean?

How much is the money?

What are these?

Fish. No, no. Money.

I help you. You don't have them.

Money. No. You don't have these.

Only he have and I have.

Okay.

Nine.

3, 2,

1... This is

Kintama. Kintama.

Kintama? Repeat after me. Kintama.

Balls.

Balls? You don't have balls.

Okay, so you answered three times wrong, so we have to punish you

Close your eyes.

Lift your arm up. Close your eyes.

Close your eyes. Lift your arms up.

No, no, no.

No,

please.

I don't like.

I don't like.

I don't like.

I don't like.

It's punishment.

Okay, are you okay? Yes.

Okay. For the good punishment, I think. Huh? You finished?

No, no, no. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close your eyes.

Close your eyes.

Punishment.

Yeah, I demand this.

You know what I did?

Punishment.

What?

Well...

Real trouble.

Ha ha ha.

Crazy one One more time

Okay, you know what?

Just because you were so good to us, we're going to fly to Japan, okay?

We're going to fly. Yeah.

10 days, all -inclusive, okay? Okay.

On which card?

Each page.

Each page. Which one?

Okay? Each one.

Yeah.

Do you need some paper towels?

I think so.

Wait, wait, wait. I teach you Japanese.

Please repeat after me.

One

more,

one more, one more.

I teach you Japanese.

Repeat after me.