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"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday... Every day"
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My name is Kenji.
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This could be me
three hours from now.
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Why do I want to kill myself?
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I don't know...
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I wouldn't kill myself for the same
reasons as other suicidal people.
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Money problems.
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Broken heart.
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Hopelessness.
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No, not me.
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Many books say death is relaxing.
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Did you know that?
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No need to follow the latest trends.
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No need to keep pace
with the rest of the world.
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No more e-mail.
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No more telephone.
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It'll be like taking a nap...
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Before waking up refreshed
and ready to begin your next life.
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That's what they say.
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"This is bliss"
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Surprise!
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Present.
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But don't open it, it's mine.
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Nice place... big...
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Not bad.
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Sorry I didn't warn you I was coming.
I had a bit of an emergency.
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Got any ice?
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You don't have a TV?
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How can you live without a TV?
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You can't just read,
you'll go crazy.
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I can buy you a TV,
and DVD too.
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Ah, it's fucking hot!
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Is Bangkok traffic always this bad?
Took me almost two hours to get here.
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Can't believe you don't have a TV.
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Suicide again?
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Hanging yourself this time?
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It's too hot!
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I need a shower.
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This heat could kill you.
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Why bother with suicide?
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"Out jogging.
Don't answer the phone."
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"This is bliss"
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Kenji.
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Tea is getting cold.
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Thanks, I'm coming.
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Got to find a way
to go back to Japan.
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If not Japan, maybe Brazil.
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Japan is better, fuck overseas.
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But here you have a brother.
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Yeah, the crazy one.
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He reads too much.
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You can't go back to Japan.
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Boss will kill you.
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But I've known him for a long time.
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He's just in a bad mood.
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A bad mood?
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You fucked his daughter!
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If you fucked my daughter,
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I'd cut your dick off
and stuff it in your mouth!
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Really?
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You've seen too many yakuza movies.
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Kenji.
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Ready to go home?
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Yes.
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Oh... Kenji.
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Ah... This is the form
for the public.
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This one is for staff.
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Sorry.
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Sorry... See you.
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Kenji.
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I'm making sushi at home tonight.
Are you free?
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Uh... I'm allergic to fish.
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Sorry... See you.
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Nid?
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- Have you seen Nid?
- She's somewhere here.
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Nid!
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Nid!
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- What?
- Let's go home.
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I can't.
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Let's go home.
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My client's still here.
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- I have to talk to you.
- About?
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The Last Lizard
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Are you Japanese?
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Are you from Japan?
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Japan...
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Japan...
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Japanese... speak?
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Stop fucking with the radio.
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Nid... stop.
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- Are you crazy?
- Take your headphones off.
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What the fuck...
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Did you fuck Jon?
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Who told you that?
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Did you fuck him?
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Jon told me everything today.
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What?
What did that dickhead tell you?
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He's a dickhead. He's shit!
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So why did you have
to fuck a shit like that?
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You couldn't leave him alone
because he's my shit, right?
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Jon's such a dickhead.
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Don't know
why you care so much about him.
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I... know...
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Japanese.
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I... Japanese...
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Japanese...
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Oh... Getting off here?
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Listen, Jon started it, not me.
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That's not the point.
The point is you're my sister.
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He's probably got his dick in some
other bitch's fanny right now.
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Get out.
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Out!
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"The lizard wakes up..."
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"...and finds
he's the last lizard alive."
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"His family and friends
are all gone."
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"Those he didn't like,
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"those who picked on him in school,
are also gone."
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"The lizard is all alone."
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"He misses his family and friends."
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"Even his enemies."
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"it's better being with your enemies
than being alone."
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"That's what he thought."
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"Staring at the sunset,
he thinks:"
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"What is the point in living..."
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"...if I don't have anyone to talk to?"
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"But even that thought
doesn't mean anything..."
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"...when you're the last lizard."
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Nid!
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Your car is parked out front.
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You know my crazy brother.
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Make yourself at home.
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We have a lot to catch up on, mate.
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Ice, ice, ice!
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Is this a house or a library?
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Damn, no ashtray.
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Cool place.
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You moved here for girls?
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Or boys?
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Thanks.
I'll wait till it's cold.
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Help!
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Don't shoot, please!
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Kenji, aren't you going home?
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Is this your bag?
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The police thought it was mine,
as it was put in my car.
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Your bag. I come to give you.
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00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,889
Kenji, are you coming?
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Ah... you go first.
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00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:42,325
Thai National Anthem
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Sa-wat-dee Krap
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Sa-wat-dee Krap
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You can speak Thai?
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00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,161
O-hayo Go-zai-masu
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00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,169
Want some pizza?
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00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,810
Not hungry, eh? Beer?
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00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,971
I know.
I saw the name card in your bag.
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"Japanese lesson"
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Thank you.
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00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:53,886
No eat?
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00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,449
What are you staring at?
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00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,166
Are you washing dishes?
Don't.
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00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:51,644
Do you want to go home?
I can drop you.
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00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:58,440
I - drive - you - home.
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00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,648
You sure?
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00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,444
Don't burn my house down.
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00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,644
Nothing.
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00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,608
My sister's name... Nid.
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I am home...
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00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,604
Who the fuck are you?
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00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,688
What are you doing there?
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00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:30,091
Get Noi on the phone...
Noi! Noi!
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00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,411
Hello? Hello?
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00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:03,803
What are you doing?
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00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,090
How dare you come in here?
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Get out.
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Get the fuck out!
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00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,889
Why did you leave me alone, Nid?
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Hey, did you see a Japanese guy?
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What are you doing?
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I bought you some sushi.
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Fucking expensive.
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Okay, I know you're sorry.
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You don't speak much Thai?
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Thank you.
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00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,284
Good luck.
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00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:51,924
I don't want.
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- Thank you.
- I thought you didn't want any more.
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00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,888
Too expensive.
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00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:22,928
I'm full.
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00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,201
Then stop eating.
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00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,731
Never mind.
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00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:34,688
No problem.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 5... 5.
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You are very pretty.
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00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,610
Thank you.
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00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:16,370
I'm studying Japanese.
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00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:19,524
Really?
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I'm going to Japan.
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Where in Japan?
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Osaka.
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When?
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Soon... Monday.
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00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:40,531
This Monday?
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00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,090
Same work I do here.
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00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:23,405
Really?
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00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:54,685
Hello...
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00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,403
Nothing...
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Just a friend.
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Friend, understand?
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00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,887
No, don't come.
I am going out.
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00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:12,527
Why do I have to tell you everything?
This is my life!
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If you want to talk shit,
don't call any more.
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00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:28,484
No go home?
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00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,842
This house is very dirty.
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00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,809
You want to stay, stay.
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00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,445
Go to hell.
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1,375 baht,
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Why am I cleaning the house
when I'm leaving in a few days?
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I knew it...
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The bitch blew me off this morning.
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Now, go back down and blow.
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00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:39,166
Watch your teeth!
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00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,927
Two dead people inside.
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00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:22,731
We should clean your house then.
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00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:23,406
Did you fart?
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00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:29,965
You fart?
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00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:31,684
You fart?
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00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:32,926
Not me!
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00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:37,124
That hurts...
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00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:46,562
Let's go home.
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01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,361
Hey, Jap boy!
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01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:18,490
Hey, Jap boy!
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01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,364
Are you upstairs?
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Jap boy.
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Nid, I'm sorry.
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01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:59,241
Thanks for cleaning the house.
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01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,566
Thanks, for the house.
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01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:07,284
You're welcome.
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01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:09,448
Tomorrow we'll do the laundry.
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01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:16,681
Bon Appétit.
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01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:34,567
That prat did!
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01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:31,722
Hey, come sit here.
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01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:06,562
You saw my book, in the bag?
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01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:08,411
What?
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01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:14,842
Er... two days ago,
my book... in my bag.
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01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:17,245
What book?
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01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:24,402
Children's book, about a lizard.
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01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:29,406
Japanese cartoon...
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in my bag.
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01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:00,410
Hey!
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01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,648
You need woman?
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01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:17,570
Here are my father's clothes.
252
01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:44,571
What do you want?
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01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:48,526
You had Japanese for dinner
last night?
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01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:52,970
Are you fucking him right now?
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01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:55,165
Fuck your mother!
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01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:58,250
Come on, I miss you.
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01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,005
I don't miss you.
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01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:04,449
But what if I miss you?
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01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:06,925
Go fuck yourself, then.
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01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:10,044
Come on, don't be rude, darling.
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01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,331
Go to hell, arsehole!
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01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:22,767
Let's go together, then.
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01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,684
I told you.
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01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:31,525
Don't be rude!
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01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:46,689
This'll teach you some manners.
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01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:58,841
So, this is your new fuck?
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01:15:01,440 --> 01:15:04,410
You'll be sorry...
Fucking Jap!
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01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:25,408
Bon Appétit.
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01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:26,808
I'm not taking it to Japan.
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01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:54,482
I give you license, too.
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01:17:59,120 --> 01:18:01,282
It doesn't look like you.
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01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:05,526
Don't laugh... it's you now.
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01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:14,603
You drive me to airport
on Monday, okay?
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It's a good car...
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01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:35,290
Amazing.
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01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:04,803
You smell.
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01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:07,605
Really?
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01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:18,891
- You should take a bath.
- Okay, I will.
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01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:40,644
Goodbye, Nid.
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01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:22,327
This is papaya salad.
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01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:34,721
Delicious?
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01:24:58,080 --> 01:25:01,289
- I have present for you.
- Present?
283
01:25:02,480 --> 01:25:04,005
Close your eyes...
284
01:25:04,120 --> 01:25:06,088
And turn around.
285
01:25:37,360 --> 01:25:38,771
Thank you.
286
01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:40,211
You're welcome.
287
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:55,724
My first time airplane.
288
01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:58,488
You many times?
289
01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:00,330
Two, three times.
290
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:06,241
When you go to Osaka again?
291
01:26:07,280 --> 01:26:09,203
I don't know.
292
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:46,521
You want to see me again?
293
01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:47,801
Yes.
294
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:50,365
When?
295
01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:54,524
One day.
296
01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:19,440
Kansai International Airport, Osaka
297
01:27:26,840 --> 01:27:29,730
- Just one bag, Sir?
- Yeah.
298
01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:33,291
We're only going to kill someone,
299
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:34,845
then come right back.
300
01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:43,402
Hope you're not hijacking
the plane...
301
01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:48,122
Don't worry, we're not Arabs.
302
01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:53,651
Here are your boarding passes.
303
01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:56,969
Your gate number is 69.
304
01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,847
Have a pleasant flight, Sir.
305
01:28:00,560 --> 01:28:04,042
Er... Mr Tajima, you're very funny.
306
01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:07,641
Hey, young lady...
307
01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:11,520
You have some seaweed stuck
in your teeth.
308
01:30:10,240 --> 01:30:12,004
Are you Kenji?
309
01:31:50,360 --> 01:31:51,964
Good day, Sir.
310
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:54,161
Good day.
311
01:32:47,160 --> 01:32:48,366
What the fuck?
312
01:33:31,240 --> 01:33:32,526
Are you Kenji?
313
01:34:15,040 --> 01:34:17,520
Get me a beer, I'm thirsty.
314
01:34:27,320 --> 01:34:28,890
Excuse me.
315
01:35:15,320 --> 01:35:16,526
Freeze!
316
01:35:21,280 --> 01:35:22,566
Kenji?
317
01:36:10,880 --> 01:36:14,521
"This is bliss"
318
01:38:38,960 --> 01:38:41,531
Noi, someone's here to see you.
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