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Hey, aunt rachel.

Hi.

We're going to the mall. Wanna come?

I'm not exactly Dressed for it.

I think I'll take A shower instead. Have fun.

Hi, everybody.

Urkel, don't you ever knock?

No. I don't like to Disturb anyone.

If you guys are going out, Mind if I tag along?

We're not going anywhere, We're playing hide and seek.

Hide and seek. That's it.

Oh, great. My parents play this With me all the time.

Once I found them in milwaukee Living under an assumed name.

Okay, you're it. Go in The closet and count to 25

Gee, thanks, laura. This is gonna be loads of fun.

And, laura. I'm coming after you first.

Let's go.

Ready or not. Here I come.

That shower running Doesn't fool me, laura.

Ahh!

Sorry, rachel.

Wow!

* it's a rare condition *

* in this day and age *

* to read any good news On the newspaper page *

* and love and tradition Of the grand design *

* some people say Is even harder to find *

* well, then, there must be Some magic clue *

* inside these gentle walls *

* 'cause all I see Is a tower of dreams *

* real love burstin' Out of every seam *

* as days go by *

* we're gonna fill our house With happiness *

* the moon may cry *

* but we'll smother the blues With tenderness *

* as days go by *

* there's room for you Room for me *

* for gentle hearts And opportunity *

* as days go by *

* it's the bigger love Of the family *

Good dinner.

Thanks. Who'll help With the dishes?

I got homework.

Me, too.

Rodney's got A new video game.

Freeze!

Nobody move.

It's tough having A cop for a father.

Dinner isn't over yet.

I made dessert.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Well, this is my special Lemon creme tarts.

Where did you Buy them?

That little bakery that named A doughnut after you?

For your information, Rachel,

I happen to be A great cook.

Huh huh huh.

Carl, You don't cook. You burn.

You burn eggs. You burn toast.

You're the only Man I know who Burns jell-o.

Well, I'll pretend I wasn't insulted by that.

I know once you've tasted One of these babies

You-all will be Heaping me with praise.

I even made a special one For little richie--

A lemon cream tartette.

They look Pretty good.

Judy, dad made them.

How good can they be?

Of course, I know I'll love them.

Hey, this is good.

See? Edward likes them.

What does that Prove?

Eddie eats paste.

Oh, no. This is A lot better than paste.

Mmm! Carl, This is delicious.

Mmm! Oh, This is better Than delicious.

This is fantastic!

Where did you learn To cook like this?

It's my father's Secret recipe.

Winslow men have passed it Down for generations.

You never told me.

Well, that's why It's a secret recipe.

If I had known You cooked like this,

I would have Quit cooking.

Now it's time to pass on The secret

Of the winslow tart To edward.

We've talked about The birds and the bees.

It's time to talk about The flour and the filling.

You're not Going to draw Stick figures again,

Are you?

Could you whip up A batch of these

For my writers' Workshop meeting?

We usually only serve These to family members,

But, hey, It's the nineties.

The berlin wall is down.

I'll make an exception.

Great!

Now that we've all Enjoyed the winslow tart,

Who's going to help With the winslow dishes?

Homework. Homework.

Rodney's. Diapers.

See, carl, If you cooked more, You'd know.

Never serve them dessert

Until after the dishes Are done.

Hi.

Hey, dad. Hi, honey.

How was Your day?

It was a normal day.

We took a bite Out of crime,

And the lawyers spit it Back on the streets.

Alright, everybody. Listen up.

You know the batch Of tarts you made

For my writers' workshop?

Well, one of the members Of the group

Is the manager Of roberto's cafe.

He manages a restaurant, And he wants to write?

Well, what he really wants To do is direct,

But the point is, He ate one of your tarts,

And he loved it.

The restaurant Wants to buy your tarts.

The restaurant Wants to buy my tarts?

Yes! We can bake some Batches in the house.

Wait a minute.

You and carl in My kitchen cooking?

I don't think so.

Oh, harriette, relax.

We won't mess up The kitchen.

It's just a way To make extra money.

I like this. Family-owned Business.

Low overhead.

Quick returns.

A ready supply Of unskilled labor.

You know what? She's right, carl.

All we need is a snappy name For the product.

How about this?

Carl's cop cakes.

I like that.

I like that.

Do you think They'll put my picture On the menu?

Oh, for pete's sakes.

Wait a minute.

A picture's a great idea.

I think this should be A family corporation.

Everyone contributes.

Everyone gets An equal share.

That's a good idea.

I don't want to Seem petty,

But it is my recipe.

You get two shares.

Wait. I made the sale.

You get Two shares, too.

And grandma?

She's out of town.

Out of town, Out of luck.

Laura, she's Your grandmother.

Alright.

Enough talk about shares.

Let's talk About important things.

Should I wear a chef's hat In my picture?

Ooh! A chef's hat!

That's a great idea!

Is rachel back From the restaurant?

Not yet.

I told her to flirt With the manager.

Maybe He'll order more.

Hi, everyone.

How did it go?

Oh, it went great.

The restaurant Loved them.

Not only that,

But the restaurant Is owned

By one of those Big corporations, Amalgamated foods.

They loved them, too.

This is going To be big.

Did you show them My picture?

Yes, and they loved Everything.

Let's celebrate.

Whoa. Rachel, hold it.

You're Selling too hard. What's the catch?

Is there Bad news?

No, it's not Really bad news.

The regional manager Placed an order

For the restaurants In the tri-state area.

They want a thousand.

Is that bad news?

No, it's not Bad news.

A thousand tarts Is a lot of tarts.

If they're not Needed by monday, We can do it.

When are they needed?

Monday.

Oh, so that's The bad news.

No. Not to me.

We're really going to Have to pull together,

But we can do it.

I like your attitude.

That's exactly how I felt when I agreed

To bake 1,000 tarts.

Then I found out They meant 1,000 dozen.

A thou-- 12,000 tarts by monday?

This monday?

Day after tomorrow Monday?

That's the bad news.

12,000 tarts In two days.

It's not as many As it sounds.

I don't know. It sounds Like a lot.

I do know, And it sounds impossible.

Sometimes you are So negative.

You always See the glass As half-empty.

I see it As half-full.

Oh, it's full Alright.

It has 12,000 Tarts in it.

Do you think We can bake 12,000 In two days?

Of course, we can.

Carl, where there's a will, There's a way.

We've got to dream The impossible dream.

When the going gets tough, The tough get going.

I hate to interrupt Your cliches,

But you're going To have to tell

Amalgamated foods You can't do it.

It's not that easy.

They gave me an advance.

Give the money Back.

I can't.

Coming home I stopped off For some odds and ends.

[doorbell rings]

I'll--I'll get that.

Why don't all of you go Check on richie?

Hi, rachel. I got your order.

Thanks, phil. That goes in the kitchen.

How you folks doing?

A few odds and ends, Huh, rachel?

Just the bare necessities.

Oh, hi, gus. How you doing?

That goes in the kitchen. Follow phil. Thanks.

Rachel, what's that?

It's a bartlett 111.

That baby can mix 300 gallons Of batter an hour.

Let me show you.

Wait a minute.

Rachel, have you lost Your mind?

You know what Your problem is?

You don't know how To take risks.

You think Famous amos Was famous

Before he took Risks? No.

And before She started baking,

Who was mrs. Fields?

Miss fields?

She was an everyday Housewife

With a few Chocolate chips And a dream.

We've got A dream, too.

We're not Going to rest

Until we make carl The prince of tarts.

We're with you. Amen!

Whoa. Hold the sermon.

Am I not good Enough to be The king of tarts?

Oh, you know you can.

Look, look, Look, look.

I know you Always think

I say stop When you want to go,

But I've done Lots of baking.

What you're about to do Is impossible.

I'm begging. Stop and think about What you're getting into.

Alright. Is everybody with me?

Yeah! Yeah!

We need flour, sugar, Big spoons.

We need all Of that.

Now I know how The pastry chef felt

On the titanic.

* she works hard For the money *

* so hard for it, honey *

Whip it up In there, baby.

* we work hard For the money *

* so you better Treat us right *

Whoa!

Yes!

Now, see. Isn't this great. Not Only are we making extra money

But we are making a memory.

Hey, mom.

Mrs. Cordini says we can use Her oven all night,

If we stop singing.

That woman never Did have any class.

Look at mr. Cordini.

Hi, laura. You busy?

Forget it, steve. I don't have time To be mean.

Great. Maybe I'll stay awhile.

Can I help?

Yeah.

You got an oven We can use cheap?

Sure. You can use Mine for free.

All I ask Is for laura's hand In marriage.

Exactly how big Is your oven?

Dad!

Say...

Is that A bartlett 111?

Well, yes, it is.

How did you know?

They have one Just like this

At the doughnut shop Downtown.

You know, a mouse Fell in there once

When they Were making Jelly doughnuts.

Well, that's terrible.

Not really.

They didn't get One complaint.

Exactly which Doughnut shop was this?

The one next to The police station.

You ever Eat there, carl?

Get him out.

Get him out!

No need to see me To the door.

I'll show Myself out.

Come on, judy. Keep up.

I have a stomach ache.

You eat more Than you make.

How would you like A tart up your nose?

Come on, sweetheart.

It's way past Your bedtime.

Mom?

I hate tarts.

We all do, honey.

Rachel, I'm going To get you for this.

What a grouch.

We ought to take away One of her shares.

Come on. We're slowing down.

Well, rachel, I'm mixing As fast as I can.

How many more of these Stinking tarts do we need?

9,432.

We're never going to Make it by monday.

Dad, when are we going To take a break?

I don't know.

Ask your Aunt rachel. She's the head tart.

Come on, we've got Tarts to make.

Rachel, you're Putting too much Filling in those.

I'm what?

You shot Your bag at me.

Sorry.

On purpose.

I did not.

Did not. Did, too. Did, too.

Look, We're tired enough.

Let's not waste Our energy fighting.

You're right, Rachel. Let's Get back to work.

Darn.

What's wrong now?

My bag is--uh! Clogged.

Okay.

No more mr. Nice guy.

Oh! Come on, carl.

Don't do something You're going to regret.

I'm not going to Regret this.

I'm going to Love it.

Alright, stand back!

I've got flour here,

And I'm not afraid To use it.

This is silly.

Truce?

Truce.

Sucker!

Ooh!

Say your prayers, Winslow.

Oh!

Food fight!

Hey, dad?

You wouldn't dare.

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

I saw your lights Were on.

Got anything to eat?

Aah! Aah!

Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey!

Look at you people.

Look at my kitchen.

Have you Lost your minds?

He started it.

I did not.

Wasn't me.

I was just minding My own business.

I just came over For a snack.

I don't care Who started it. It's over!

I won't say how you're Acting like children,

How you destroyed My kitchen,

Or this was A dumb idea.

I won't say that.

I'm not going To say she started it.

I'm not going to say I had lousy help.

Good. I'm glad We're all agreed.

She started it. You did.

Did not. Did not. Did. Did.

Stop!

Can I have a glass of milk To go with my face?

Hmm. No.

No, I don't want to be The king of tarts.

No. Get the mouse! Get the mouse!

Tarts incoming. Hit the deck! Hit the--

Daddy. You're dreaming.

Oh.

Oh.

What time is it?

8:00.

Did you guys finish?

Two hours ago.

Your aunt rachel Took the tarts To the restaurant.

Oy vay!

Did we get a check?

Yeah. It's right here.

Wow! We're rich.

Whoa!

That's a lot of money.

Well,

We still have to deduct A few expenses.

Like what?

Like flour and eggs And bakery racks, Pots and pans,

And the bartlett 111,

And the rental trailer To haul the tarts To the restaurant.

Rachel,

What's The bottom line?

How much profit Are we talking?

$24.

We worked straight Through the weekend

For a measly $24 a piece?

No.

$24 total.

That's $4.00 apiece.

I knew this Wouldn't work.

Excuse me, "Ms. Black Enterprise."

Weren't you Going to take

This corporation Public?

I put the thought In her head.

Me and my dumb ideas.

It wasn't A dumb idea.

It just wasn't Thought out.

I thought it Would be wonderful

To start Our own business.

No. It was All my fault.

I should've kept My secret recipe a secret.

No, no, no. I pushed you into it.

No, no, no, no, no.

Now I had my name on it.

No, no, no, no, no.

It was my fault.

No, no, no, No, no. It was Everybody's fault,

Except mine.

We did actually Bake 12,000 tarts,

Not counting The ones we threw.

That was Pretty amazing.

Yeah. I liked The food fight.

This weekend The winslows proved

That they can Do anything

When they put Their minds to it.

Isn't that the truth? We're amazing.

Now we got to set Our mind

To cleaning up This kitchen.

Let's go get it.

Oh, boy.

Well, baby,

We'll try it again Next time.

Yeah.

There's always that.

That'd be The thing to do.

Ooh.

Alright, Let's get cracking.

Homework. Homework.

Rodney's.

Why don't We take the $24

And pay somebody To clean this up?

Now, that's A good idea.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.