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Is she?

I've got to put her in my favorites.

Write the voicemail once again.

What's up, John?

Yeah.

She's not here.

She went for a jog.

You know that California lifestyle.

Uh -huh. She's doing great.

She's eating healthy, doing yoga. All right.

I'll talk to you later.

It's weird.

It doesn't matter. Where have you been?

I thought it was fun.

Partying with your friends?

Yeah. This is unacceptable.

If you are going to be staying here, you need to live by my rules. Those are

some great rules.

Unbelievable. Listen, you know how much I don't like lying to your father.

Okay.

We're just college friends. It's not like it's that big of a deal anyway.

It's a big deal to me.

Not to him.

Because he doesn't know. It doesn't even make sense.

Well, so it was nice to see you.

I understand your rules, but I'm kind of hungover, so we're just going to go put

a swimsuit on and go swimming.

It was nice to see you, Ankh. You are uncourageable.

Hey Charles, can we talk for a second?

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. So, I'm pretty sure I just caught you looking at me. No, no, no. I was

looking for you. I wasn't looking at you.

Is there really a difference?

Yeah, I was wanting to talk with you, and then I saw that you were nude, so I

just exited the scene.

Okay, well, so, here's the thing.

I know that you're just my dad's best friend and we call you uncle, but I've

always thought you were very attractive.

I know. I know.

But instead of just going upstairs and

looking over your balcony while I'm in the pool and just jerking off like you

normally do. No! No!

Or...

You can have the real thing and not have to go upstairs.

But that's totally up to you.

Yes,

you can. You know you want to. I always catch you looking at me anyway.

Not much of a difference.

Are you sure about this?

I'm positive.

You're not going to tell your father?

It'll be our secret.

I like a girl that can keep a secret.

I'm a bad girl.

Is that all

you got?

Thanks.

You just keep focusing.

Where did you learn to do all this?

I told you I partied a lot with my friends.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh my god!

I'm happy it's homecoming.

Now listen, your father called.

He wants you to call him back.

Well, let me go clean up my house.

Hey,

not a word about this to your father, you understand me?

It'll be a secret.

It better be.

I promise.

If you want to keep hanging out with me, you better keep saying it.

I'm not telling you.

We can walk it up.