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You're always playing this.

Yep.

That's right.

Come. What?

Every day. All day.

Yeah. And you're about to get me eaten.

Well, let me play my game for a little bit.

No. I'm already playing. You should have gotten out of here earlier.

I don't know. Go play your Switch or something. That's why I got you that

Well, I want to play this. If you have a problem with it, then, you know, look.

I mean, it's Pac -Man. It's not like it's even a serious game.

It's Pac -Man.

Yeah, and?

If you have a problem with me playing Pac -Man, then like, um, I don't know.

Um, read a book.

Read a book? You've been playing all day.

All day. That's not true. You woke up late.

Come on, you know I always like playing them.

Yeah, you can get your... Oh, now I've got to get you one, huh?

Because you're always playing when I want to play.

So you're not going to stop playing?

I'm trying to grab the strawberry, not the

cherry.

me killed.

You just killed me.

You just killed me.

You happy that it's not what you wanted?

I'm going to die.

I'm going to die.

This is hard.

I'm going to die.

I'm going to die.

I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. How about we compromise

then?

Like what? Like, I can still play the game? Yeah.

Just give me a head and a leaf, right? I can get down, we can do both. I can do

that.

Oh my

god, I'm gonna die. Oh!

He's trying to have a cute feeling, I died.

See, now I know you can multitask.

It's hard. This is so hard.

Yeah.

Oh, kicking ass right now.

With one hand?

Yeah, the Pac -Man?

Beast in this shit.

Oh, fuck.

Ready? Yeah.

Oh, God.

Damn.

Holy shit.

Oh, shit.

You like being my distraction?

Yeah. It's better than playing the PlayStation.

I

don't want you

to die.

Whoop. Whoop. Whoop.

Whoop. Whoop. Whoop. Whoop.

Whoop.

Whoop.

Whoop.

I thought I was gonna die.

I'm sorry, I'm getting your dick all over your shoulder.

Okay, but only for the next two hours because I want to play Skyrim sometime

today

Well, Dale, two more hours. Dale, I can do that.

Would you make

me a sandwich while I play after this?

What else are you going to do?

I'll show you.

Okay.

Thank you.

Oh shit, baby.

Ugh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Hmm.

I don't see it.

I'm so not that cocky to be honest.

Are you fucking serious?

Shut up and fuck me, come on.

You're so weird, cock is good.

And meat.

Can you put your dick in the bread?

As meat.

I think that sex really got me good at this right now.