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Hey, Dad.

What you doing?

Just reading.

Yeah? Well, Mom's not going to be home for a few days. What are we going to do

this weekend?

I don't know. Hopefully not set the house on fire, I guess.

Hopefully not.

I guess you won't be cooking then.

Yeah. So what are we going to do? Are we going to party, watch some movies?

Party, I don't know.

I don't think so.

I don't think you want to hang out with your stepdad. Of course I want to hang

out with you. What do you mean?

Aren't you going to be hanging out with your boyfriend?

No, we broke up. He's an asshole.

Forget about it. But I want to hang out with you.

Well, I didn't really have any plans, I don't think.

Perfect. Then let's make some.

Okay.

Cool. So what do you want to do? Watch some movies?

I guess we could watch some movies, yeah.

All right.

Cool. What do we want to watch?

Should we get some pizza? What do you want to eat?

Yeah, pizza would be fine, babe.

All right.

Do you really feel like hanging out with your dad on Friday night?

Of course.

It's better to hang out with you. You know how to treat girls so much better

than young guys do. Like my ex, Brad.

I thought you liked him a lot.

Nah. He was an ass.

He's too young.

I have to like it, too.

Okay.

Yeah, I mean, that sounds good.

I guess you can order some pizzas if you want.

Alright. Cool.

I'll go get some.

Why are you still awake? What are you doing in bed?

I just... It got hard.

I was just curious.

You're naked. You gotta get out of my bed.

Why? Mom's not here.

Why did that have to do with anything?

Sorry. It's just... I was so curious.

Why are you... Why are you curious about me?

I'm your dad. You can't touch my cock like that, man.

Well, Brad always thought I was weird.

I just...

I don't know. He never let me explore.

I thought maybe... Wait, what?

Brad would get mad at you?

Yeah, he got mad at me a lot. He's just not as horny or adventurous, I guess. He

called me a slut.

Why would he call you a slut?

Well, because I wanted to do certain things and he didn't want to.

But I saw your search history on your phone and I saw those dirty movies that

you watch.

You know, like with the teens and keeping assholes and the big cocks.

Hey, why'd you look at my phone?

It was out.

It's fine.

Don't be weird.

So you want to try stuff with me?

Yeah, I figured you wouldn't mind.

You seem almost as horny as me.

I do get really horny a lot.

She'll never find out.

I won't tell.

Is this what you really want to do?

Yeah, I do.

Can I suck it?

It's so big, Daddy.

Oh, thank you.

So you don't want to do all that kind of horny stuff?

Yeah. Very much?

Yeah.

Don't you want to try it?

Yeah.

Yeah, I barely have sex with your mom.

She doesn't want to do anything.

Well, it's a good thing she's gone and I'm here.

He was just so immature.

Why need a good guy like you, Daddy?

next year.

Thank you.

Tastes good That

was yummy We're gonna have to figure out

how to keep doing this