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Uncle Marcus? How are you?

I'm good.

I missed you.

Okay, I can see that.

How are you? I'm good.

Good to see you.

Oh my gosh, I didn't know you were coming so soon.

Yeah, I should have.

Give you a little bit more notice, unfortunately.

The business trip came up kind of last minute.

Well, I wish Mom and Dad were here. They're on some trip that I can't cancel

for. I've missed them.

Well, you know what? At least I get to see you. I know. We can spend some time

together. It's been a while.

You know what?

I think the last time I saw you was... I think it was your 18th birthday.

Was it?

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

So many shots.

You clearly were important to this family. I can't hold your liquor.

I know.

I hope I didn't make too much of a ball of myself.

Yeah. Oh, that was so much fun, though.

Oh, my dear. It's been that long since we've seen each other. So what on earth

have you been doing yourself?

Well, actually, I've been trying something new.

I've been taking...

these massage classes and i really like it so far good good for you learning

something new i mean you know what i always thought you'd be good with your

hands i know i i remember like being so into origami remember that oh my god i

remember when you made that um what was it it was like a swan kind of thing it

was when you was welcoming to the family when i married your aunt yeah it was so

that's why i kind of figured massaging would be really great for me i just like

Like the technique. You're clearly good with your hands. Yeah. Well,

I'm glad you learned something new and you're liking it. Is it something you

think you could carry on with?

I think so. I really like it so far. That's awesome.

Well, on another note, what are we going to do? Do you want to go see a movie or

something?

Actually,

I hope it doesn't sound weird or anything, but if you wouldn't mind

helping me practice this new technique.

I've been learning it in my massage course.

I want to try it out. Yeah.

I don't know if that would be really appropriate to you. I mean, massaging

I mean, it's not like you're my real uncle, but you're my favorite.

Trying to get around me.

Please.

Please for me. For your favorite me.

So what are you going to, is it like you're going to massage me here? Is that

what you're going to do? I actually have a little spot upstairs.

where I practice.

We can go up there.

Come on.

You've got to promise me after we go and see a movie.

Fine. All right.

Come on.

Okay,

so we're going to start off in here.

I'm confused.

This is a bathroom. Where are you going to promise me?

Okay, so we're going to just sour you off.

Make sure we have all the oils off your skin because we're going to be applying

some jelly.

Gel? Yeah.

It's this, like, new technique we're learning in this course. It's called the

neuromassage.

Wait a minute. You're going to cover my body in gel?

Yeah. And we're going to do some body sliding.

Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. What do you mean body to body, body sliding?

Come on.

I didn't sign up for that.

Jeez, I can't believe... Holy shit, what are you doing?

Come on.

Oh, my God. I can't be thinking... I thought it was just a

massage.

Well, it is.

Are you taking any more off?

Come on.

God,

if he wasn't my favourite niece, seriously, this is so not...

Oh, you're the best.

Oh, I can't believe I'm

doing

this. I really can't believe I'm doing this.

Am I going to take everything off?

Yeah. You want to make sure you're all clean.

All clean, huh?

Oh, you're standing there naked looking at me. I mean, can I just... I like it.

You always want the cheeky one.

I can't believe I'm doing this, but whatever.

Have I got to get in there with you? Yeah.

You have to make sure you're all cleaned up.

Okay. I guess so.

It's not what I expected. I can tell you now.

My favorite little pigeon. I hope so.

Make sure it's off.

This is definitely not kind of the size I was expecting I'd be getting from my

niece.

Come on.

You're going to owe me a lot of movies.

I'm going to rinse you off in the back.

Oh my God, I can't believe you're doing this.

I really am not.

You're going to really like it. Oh, I'm liking it, unfortunately.

I'm liking it a little bit too much.

Well, I am practicing.

I really want to be good at this.

Oh, I think you'll be very good at it, actually.

I do.

I'll take your word for it. I'll take your word for it.

I expected but very nice.

Honestly, I've never had a massage claw like this.

New experiences are dead.

You know what? I agree with you there. I do agree with you there.

That's what we want.

Yes. Yes.

you do have a very nice body though my brother first time i've seen you like

this almost finished this

is

a little bit too much don't worry i'm supposed to clean every part of your

and i'm not every part

Jesus, I mean this, oh God.

I have to.

It's like, let's call it.

Whatever you say, I guess I've got this fucking problem.

Okay,

I think it's clean. I think we should go wherever we're supposed to go.

I think we're done with the rinse.

I think we can maybe go wherever we're going to do the rest of this massage.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, you rinse that off for me instead of, yeah.

Let's get it all off and we can move on.

Okay, that's good. All right, that's good. I think it's good.

I think we're good. We're good. We're fine.

We're fine.

All right, okay.

Let's go.

Let's do it. Okay.

Show me where to go and we'll finish this Nuru thing you were talking about.

Okay.

Very interesting. I was expecting a massage bed.

I know.

For this we'll need something like this. Things I do for you.

Okay.

Holy cow.

That's quite...

You'll like it once I rub it all on you. Oh, yeah.

It's pretty slidey.

Get you all nice and wet.

And wet.

It's kind of relaxing.

It is. You'll enjoy it a lot.

It's certainly something new for me anyway.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you doing?

well it's my turn i have to get myself wet too okay oh oil all right i

guess you're the expert i suppose uh -huh

your

expressions are priceless well not

every day you need to rub a gel on your half naked while riding you like a horse

This is something unusual.

Thank God your mum and dad are not here today.

I feel like I'm missing

something back here by looking forwards. I'm looking whatever you're doing. What

the hell are you... Oh my goodness.

Oh my God.

So I was pretty sure you didn't drop your bowl.

Yeah, I mean, not what I had in mind, but

it's interesting.

Well, I was expecting to show you your boobs are running up down my back.

My boobs help a lot.

Back massages, sleeping, really.

Okay, this is really totally a body -to -body experience, isn't it?

Oh yeah.

Wow.

I'm telling everyone in the office about this.

Oh my goodness me.

What is that I feel on my...

My body's like that. Yeah, it is, isn't it? I feel something. Oh, my God.

I'm speechless.

I really am.

I'm so speechless.

You sound like it. It's so funny.

And this is what you're practicing, huh? Well, this is your new technique.

Yeah.

Well, I don't know what to say.

A little too much, I think.

A little too much. Oh, my God, that feels good. Are you having a... Oh, my

it is, isn't it? Holy shit.

Oh, what am I doing?

What are you doing to me?

Relax. I'm crying.

Don't worry, I'm crying.

Oh,

my God.

Turning around. Oh my god. Yeah.

My boobs help a lot with massages.

People like it.

Yeah, yeah, I'm sure they love it.

Oh my goodness me, I don't want that.

That's not relaxing. Oh, it is very relaxing, but oh my God, the food's

Holy shit.

I feel like I'm missing quite the show.

How about you turn around?

You want me to turn over?

Uh -huh.

Okay. I guess I can do that.

Sure.

covered in that stuff.

I am too.

What the hell did they pop up?

Oh, shit.

This is not enough.

Oh, God.

This is such good quality time.

Yeah, good quality time. Well, it wasn't the kind of quality time I had in mind,

but I guess you had other ideas.

Oh, my goodness me.

This is what you call an area massage?

Uh -huh. How the hell did I never hear about this?

Oh my goodness.

Oh.

This is something else, I think.

Oh God.

Oh, you just have incredible boobs.

I just can't believe how beautiful they are.

Oh.

Oh.

Feels nice.

Feels amazing.

Holy hell.

Every part of your body. Every part of the body, yeah. This is my favorite

Yeah, it's probably mine at this point.

Oh my god, your boobs are incredible.

I'm so good at that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God, almost.

Holy shit.

This is incredible.

Sexy.

talented. I didn't say that. I knew it was going to be your hands, but...

I... Oh, God, babe. ...sometimes check me.

Yep.

No. No.

Yeah, so do I.

So do I.

No.

Oh, you like that, don't you?

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Just like that.

Oh, God, yes.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes.

Oh, God.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes. Oh,

that's it. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that. Oh, that's a sexy thing.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, God.

Mm -hmm.

Fuck you.

from solar.

Oh.

Oh, that's everywhere. I can feel it.

Oh, don't just suck that dick.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God. What a massage.

from this damn thing.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

This is so freaking hard. This is so freaking hard.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Good.

Oh, man.

Thank you.

for me.

Yes.

Expected when I got up this morning.

Can we go and see that movie now?