All language subtitles for Brazzers Presents The Parodies 3 [Brazzers] (2013) 540p

I never expected to find myself in
Wonderland, but I guess no girl ever

she'll end up here.

And so my story starts.

Wonderland is made up of a pretty
interesting group of girls.

Once upon a time... Well, interesting
may be an

understatement.

First off, there's Bonnie.

She's a really sweet girl, but she can
kind of be rotten.

He's always had a little trouble with
the log and being confined in small

places.

But they came to wonder then.

I wonder how long they'll be able to
keep her here.

a giant whore. The biggest pussy around.

Thanks, babe.

That was great.

I guess that's why she's always smiling.

Chrissy likes the fuck a little more
than the average girl.

But don't get on her bad

But I've got a phone right around there
somewhere.

Other than her crazy side, she's just
like every other horny girl out there.

He's got a nasty little side to her.
Also the Queen of Hearts' little pet.

we'll talk more about her later.

I mentioned last year at a crazy time.

The Queen of Hearts.

She's in charge here.

Her guard can be kind of a hard ass, but
I think I can understand why.

What am I?

The Queen of Hearts!

Tell me what I am!

The Queen of Hearts!

I wonder why he puts up with this shit.

Whatever it is, I bet it's bullshit.

The Queen likes to keep everyone in
their place.

Including me.

Don't get me wrong, though.

I like being put in my place.

Lick them!

It definitely has its benefits.

Wonderland overall isn't a bad place.
And we're not all bad girls.

Just don't underestimate us.

Or me.

Everyone here underestimated me once.

And boy were they wrong.

In the end though, I like to think that
we all became better friends.

Is that turning you on?

Oh, yes, Michael.

You dirty little girl.

I'm

gonna

turn you into a dirty little fucking
bitch.

Thank you.

Seems like you know what you're doing
now.

I'm gonna piss you with your tongue.

Fuck yeah.

I'm gonna spit my fucking pussy.

I don't think you've been a very good
pussy.

I think you've been a bad pussy.

I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you.

I'm going to show you what a naughty
person you are.

in the shape of a heart just for me.

about you

Yes.

UGH!

I never expected to find myself in
Wonderland.

But I guess no girl ever thinks she'll
end up here.

Wonderland is made up of a pretty
interesting group of girls.

Well... Interesting may be an
understatement.

First off, there's Bonnie.

She's a really sweet girl, but she can
kind of be rotten.

She's always had a little trouble with
the law and being confined to small

places.

Always find a way out of every
situation.

Fuck you!

That is, if you're thinking to wonder
then.

Next there's Chrissy.

God, she's a giant whore. The biggest
pussy around.

Next there.

She's got a nasty little side man. Also
the Queen of Hearts' little pet. But

we'll talk more about her later.

I guess that's why she's always smiling.

Chrissy likes to fuck a little more than
the average girl.

But don't get on her bad side.

It comes with a price.

This is a cab place, but I've got a
phone right around there somewhere.

Now back to the Queen of Hearts.

She's in charge here.

Her guard can be kind of a hard -ass,
but I think I can understand why.

What am I?

The Queen of Hearts!

Tell me what I am!

The queen of hearts!

I wonder why he puts up with this shit.

Whatever it is, I bet it's bullshit.

has passed in Wonderland.

Bonnie is still here.

And so is the Queen's pet, Chrissy.

but definitely different.

I've become more comfortable with who I
am, and now the rest of the girls know

who I am, too.

The queen is still in charge of all the
girls, and me, when I let her be.

Today we have a visitor, a benefactor,
if you will.

He's an interesting character, this one.

People say he's mad, but I've never seen
it.

He wants to make sure that we are all
getting along.

It is his school after all.

So I heard a rumor that you ladies were
not

getting along.

Is this true?

No, we get along just fine.

That's not what I've heard.

We're all friends.

Someone here is the culprit.

It's not me.

What about you?

No.

Kitty cats.

We all love each other.

Someone is not talking.

And I want answers.

You all get along?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Get your face in there too.

Thank you.

I love you.

Oh, you're not going anywhere.

Thank you.

Good girl, just like that.

Oh, God.

And I know that Lonnie put those panties
on.

Mm -hmm. Both of you strip with those
pants off and just bend over one by one

side by side.

Get it up out of the air and I'll fuck
you.

And you can take her out of the right
place when you're fucked. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Bye.

Fuck. Oh, my God.

Fuck,

yes.

Fuck me. Yes.

There you go.

Thank you.

Holy shit.

Here we go.

Oh, fuck.

There you go.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Thank you.

real quick.

The round one.

The round one.

There you go.

The funny rabbit.

Thank you.

I don't know how you say it.

Oh my

god

Who wants to drink then, guys?

We have got to get him laid.

I know, poor guy.

I know.

Jess, she's a fucking whore. She is a
fucking whore. Let's do it. Jess, come

here.

What's up, guys?

Hey. How about fucking our friend Danny?

Can I just fuck a guy I don't know? Come
on, since when?

Yeah, you love a bit of cock.

Come on. Do it.

Come on.

Which one's Danny?

I've got a nosebleed.

I have a nosebleed. Can we have some
tissue?

I have a nosebleed, guys.

Oh, why the... Get your gob round there.
Come on. Good girl.

She loved the cock.

She sure did.

So, how are you today?

It's alright, you don't have to go too
far away from me. Come here.

Aww, don't be shy.

Danny. It's fine, it's fine.

Aww. Look, why don't you just give me
your hand. So that, hold the hand.

Is that funny?

It's your...breasticles.

Hit.

Hit.

I don't think I should.

It's been a while since you've touched
those, isn't it? I don't really touch

those. Oh, do you not? No.

Maybe you should touch them again.

Oh, that's my willy.

Easy.

Go on, just touch them. Why don't you
give me a kiss at the same time?

Oh, you can do better than that.

Like that?

No, not like that.

Shall I grab and hold?

And I'll just slide my hand. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, let's come on that one a little.

Shall we try the... The kissing again?

Yeah, let's.

Just see what you've got for me then. I
haven't got any money, if that's what

you mean. I don't want money, Daddy. Oh,
oh, oh.

Um.

Uh. Yeah.

Oh. The trousers are part of it. The
trousers.

Oh, I hope it's good.

Oh.

What the fuck is that?

What do you mean?

That's fucking pathetic.

That won't even touch the sides. Go on,
get out of here, you loser.

Oh.

Three wishes. What is wish number one?

Sorry?

Three wishes.

What is wish number one?

You've got to be shitting me.

I'm shitting you.

What is wish number one?

I wish I had a bigger cock. I mean, look
at this little thing. It's pathetic.

I wish for a big cock.

Oh my god!

Are you serious?

It's like a baguette!

What is this number for?

Oh, I wish I had this fucking thing when
I was back with Jess!

Let's see what you've got there.

Um, yeah, I'm not really feeling this
anymore if I'm honest, Jeff.

What? Well, I wish I was fucking Aaron
instead.

Who the fuck is that?

You should see it to now.

Woof!

You know?

Just get up.

You alright?

Yeah, that big cup of grass.

Oh, yeah. Pussy, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Come on.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

I'm very fucking cold.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

I'll see you on service deck.

You give that a good fucking rub.

Rub your eye, rub your lamp.

Oh yeah.

Mmm.

So do I only get three wishes?

That means I give you one more.

Alright, that's what I'm talking about.

Better make this one count.

So do most people just ask to be good
looking and rich, I take it?

I'd awaken.

Huh, I wish I was.

Maybe then I'd be a bit more...

you're ready yeah all right how's the
bait how do I look excellent cock

today yeah all right so our mission is
we are going to

find some hot cock today and I need you
to keep me straight don't let me take

home a bum you gotta be cute cute always
always always so where are we going

anyway um I figured we just start out
around the neighborhood and kind of like

okay look for some men working muscles
outdoors kind of stuff i kind of like

the outdoorsy type you know the strong
ones you know they have to be kind of

yeah exactly those little like wimpy
skinny ones yeah i like the ones with

tight t -shirts so you can like see
their chest and muscles and kind of

jeans so you can get an idea of the
package exactly because you know what

just gonna say that i have like nice
firm ass I have been with beautiful men

before, and their faces is all nice,
but, you know, if they don't have the

ass and package going on, it's just not
worth it for me. I mean, I need a

fucking big cock.

Last dude I was with, I swear to God, he
looked so huge in his jeans.

What a disappointment.

No, it was, I don't even know if he had
something packing and then flipped it

out when I wasn't looking, but it was
not.

I'm pretty sure they can stop.

All right, keep your eyes open, sister,
because I need you to, uh.

To help me scout.

Okay, for sure. It's been about two
weeks since I've had Dick, and I am

nuts. Two weeks? Two weeks, and it
wasn't even that good.

That sounds like almost two years.

You know, baby doll, it feels... It
sounds like forever.

It feels like it was forever.

Yeah. We need to get on top of this like
ASAP.

Yeah. All right, keep your eyes open.
I'm looking for some hunting. Oops.

out, mama.

Peace out.

You got yours on? Yeah.

Good girl. I knew.

All right, well, I was thinking this
neighborhood up here, I've seen some

cute guys working over here before.

Actually, about a week ago, there were
some roofers, but by the time I got home

and all beautiful and back, they were
already done for the day, because, you

know.

Well, maybe you can turn, like,
somewhere over here and just kind of, I

know, go through the businesses. Okay, I
think that's a good idea. I think

that's a good idea.

You're so good to me. I love you.

I've got to protect you. I've got to
make sure you get your ass. You girls

good today?

Big good.

I'm wearing my, like, super push -up
bra.

My new one. Girl, you don't even need
the push -up bra.

They are just out there.

All right, no cops.

I was getting nervous for a second
there.

Yeah. I hate those cars that look like
cop cars and they freak you out.

Are those undercovers?

Mm -hmm, and they pull you over on
purpose because they see titties, you

and they're like, oh, let me just pull
her over and talk to her. That's your

ticket out of it all.

Sometimes.

Sometimes I have to give up a phone
number.

Fucking horny.

Maybe we can find two.

What do you think?

I think that is an excellent idea.

Yeah. You know what? We're going to be
darn lucky if we can even find one

Girl,

we're going to find it.

I trust you. We might have to go through
a few and just, you know.

Well, it's a beautiful day outside. I
mean, who... All right, baby girl.

A right up here in this back area?

Definitely take a right. I mean, like,
there has to be somebody back here at

least. Yeah. There's nobody in front.

That's what I was thinking. We will find
them.

Wait a minute. Slow down, slow down,
slow down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I see it. Yeah. I see the garage open.

Check and see if there's somebody in
there.

Oh. Wait. Oh, there is.

Yay. And he's working, too.

So that means he must have, like, some
kind of muscle.

I guess.

Let's do it. If not in the arms, then
maybe somewhere else.

Go check now. Good.

Hey.

Hey. Hi.

Hello. Wow.

Wow. You are awful cute.

See my dick?

Yeah, you've heard her. Sure, your dick.

Right here? Right now?

Yeah, right here, right now. You're very
cute.

What's the problem? I'll say mine.

It's cold back here. Oh, don't look at
it. She wants to see it. Just show her.

Come on.

Okay. Okay.

You've got to be kidding me. Oh, my God.
Where are you going? We've got to go.

Where are you going? Oh, my God.

I have seen bigger sticks in a baby egg.

Oh,

my God. That was not worth it at all. We
need to get the hell out of here now.

That was pathetic. I don't think I've
seen a smaller dick in my life.

What a loser.

Okay, okay. No wonder why you just had a
job sweeping floors.

Okay, it's just not looking good for the
girls so far. What do you say we try a

different area and see if we can find us
a big dick?

I don't think we're going to find
anything smaller than that.

And I'm pretty sure we're going to get a
lucky score here.

Yeah, I think so too. I think this looks
like a really good neighborhood, much

better than the last one. Yeah, the last
one was a little, you know, kind of

bunk.

Well, I think we might find more, you
know, as opposed to working guys around

here, more just classier guys, maybe,
you know.

Maybe something not so small.

Yeah, just keep your eyes open for them
tight jeans, baby.

I need to see that package. I am really
fucking horny today.

You're going to get it. Don't hate me. I
have a feeling about this one.

We're going to find somebody here.

You're going to get it.

Let's try this parking lot back here.

Ooh, wait a minute.

Oh, look, there's somebody right there.
The phone, bitches.

We might have a boy.

Oh, he's all by himself, too. We should
stop him. Wait, cute ass, cute ass.

Yeah. Cute ass, I can't see his face.

Go straight.

Okay, okay.

Come on.

Stop the car.

Hey.

How you doing? Good, you?

What's with the camera?

Oh, it's just my girlfriend.

She's filming me today. Wow.

So, um, just shopping. Want to, um, want
some of this?

Some of you where? Well, we're gonna go
hang out and party and, um, you know.

My, I, I, forgive me for staring, but
you...

How is it?

Have a nice pass.

Thanks.

Why don't you put your stuff in the car
and come with us? We're going to go

partying.

And we're going to have lots of fun.

You got nothing else to do? Come on.

Sure. Why not?

Hey.

Yeah. Don't you bring it. Yeah, just
bring it.

Is that the lady opening the door for
him?

Hi. Hey there.

Well, don't mind her. She's going to
just be filming us for a little bit

if that's okay.

Yeah, sure.

No problem.

Awesome, because I'm kind of kinky like
that.

Yeah, okay.

All right. This is going to be the ride
of your life, baby doll.

We made it happen, girl. Yes, we did.

Let's go have some fun.

Woo -hoo!

Fuck yeah.

I'm excited.

I like it a lot, yeah. Very nice. Let's
show them the kitchen, baby girl.

Do you like the place as much as you
like her?

Or do you like her more? I like her a
little bit more.

Exactly. Yay.

Cool.

So?

Very nice. I like the place. I like the
place. Are we going to have a few drinks

and chill out? Well, I was kind of
hoping you'd show me your package.

You know, you should kind of just dig
down now. You don't waste any time at

do you? We took a long time trying to
find you. Well, we've been looking for

for days, you know. It's like, and I
think we found what we were looking for.

You think you have? I think so. This
looks really promising, sister girl.

Oh, she's definitely got it.

Okay, you ready?

It's okay if she films it, right? Yeah,
sure, why not? Okay, cool. Yeah, just

give it to her. She's been dying for it.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my goodness gracious. Look at this.

I love the cock.

Yay me.

It's awesome. Look at this. This look
at.

Oh wow.

Yeah, good enough to choke me with.

Should you do this often?

No,

baby, this is our first time.

I was in a bad mood last night.

Oh my god.

Are you getting this honey?

Yeah.

Oh, you taste so fucking bad.

We did good today.

I can't wait to feel this cock inside
me.

Do you know what I want you to do for
the camera?

I want you to suck his dick for more.

I don't have a problem with that.

She's doing a great job.

I fucking love it. I fucking love it.
For every fucking day.

Okay, it's a large cock.

It's so fucking big.

I just want to suck you dry.

Awww.

I don't know what to do.

You like that baby?

Good girl.

Fuck yeah Fucking

giant fucking

pounder that you're saying

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come

on.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

That's it, baby.

That's it, baby.

I'm going to milk it.

I'm going to fucking squeeze it.

I'm going to fucking stroke you. I'm
going to drop it.

A little like a fucking volcano.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

Fucking just take me. Take me.

Give me your hands.

Give it to me.

Yeah. Yeah.

Fucking big person.

Oh, God!

Oh, God! God, you're so fucking deep!

Oh, you're so fucking deep!

Here! Here!

God, you're so fucking deep!

This one's my favorite right now.

Well, tell us tomorrow.

How was that, baby girl?

Excellent.

How was it for you?

Oh, my goodness.

Was it worth the wait today?

Yeah, it was worth the wait.

But I found a good one.

And she's famous, is she?

Yes. And in Japan, she's one of the top
-selling stars.

The label really wants to sign her, so
when she's over here, I need you to look

after her. I don't care how deep she
gets.

Anything she wants, you get for her.

Okay. And she does speak English, I take
it, because I don't speak any Japanese.

Got it covered.

The latest Japanese technology.

Contact lenses.

that display a holographic translation
of any language spoken.

Check it out.

That's amazing.

Yeah, so just make sure you have these
in when she arrives.

I'll be back in the morning for the
meeting.

And Danny, remember, whatever she wants,
you give it to her.

Understood.

You bought an alligator with you?

You're expecting an alligator.

I'm not sure I can fulfill that request.

Oh,

that's certainly different.

Oh, and I definitely didn't know that.
So how about I show you to your room?

And this is your room. I do hope it's
satisfactory.

Is there anything else I can get for
you?

My sausage?

Okay.

Okay, I'm going as quick as I can.

Yes?

I'm not so sure I'm comfortable with
this.

Just like

this?

Okay, if you're sure I mean

This

is really weird, I mean is everyone in
Japan like this?

Hey, what is this?

What is this?

Hey, this is... It's fine. Shut up.

Hey.

If I stand up, will it get bigger?

It's impossible.

If I stand up, I might not want to see
it.

I might want to see it.

It's fine. Shut up.

This is not your job.

God, I am so sorry.

It's not intentional, I swear. Please, I
cannot lose my job. It's the contact

lens, you see. I dropped it in my tea
and it's broken.

You don't understand.

Yes,

of course. Anything.

I'm sorry, these things must be broken
again.

I think it said that you want me to make
you squirt.

Okay, I just have to be sure because,
you know, I don't want to get this

You want me to make you come like a bus
on a rainy day.

That's what you're saying, yeah?

Because I don't want to start touching
you and you just wanted a ham sandwich

something.

You ain't that cock.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah?

Oh, yeah.

That's a pretty square.

open your mouth yeah

were at their biggest.

After their hit albums, Hard Dong's
Night, Help Us Come, and the White Album

that we came on, Kieran was searching
for something other than fame and

So while they were on world tour for
Captain Pecker's Coming Hard band album,

they made a stop in China.

Here's their manager and producer, Steve
Schmekelstein.

Well, actually, we made a stop in Japan,
but, you know, they couldn't tell the

countries apart.

I told them we went to China, you know,
just not to confuse them.

It only got awkward when they tried to
order the wonton soup for lunch.

So we were on tour in China, and I'd
just been informed that the country had

out of wonton soup.

And that's when I saw her.

She had a voice like an angel.

I always assumed angels had voices like
rabid animals being tortured.

Or an old school modem connects to a
line.

She was a hot bird, but he shagged her
first.

And that's when he left the band.

Cunt.

And that's when he went on his own.

Alone.

Alone with her.

Alone, together.

And that's what life does faceless.

I was in love with Gia's soul, her
creativity, her voice,

and her vagina.

A vagina you could just lick all day
long like a stamp.

And it was tight.

Tight like an ear roll.

And boy.

It was listening when I came calling.

So how could I concentrate on being in a
band when I had such a sexy chick by my

side?

And that's when his interest went from
music to Gia.

And that's when her interest went from
art to world peace and sticking Kieran's

meat stick in her tight ear hole -like
vagina.

So they did what any hippie couple would
do.

They had a fucking for world peace.

Today, me and G have decided that we're
going to use our popularity to show the

world that war will never be as good as
music.

And music will never be as good as an
old school fucking.

Yes, fucking is powerful.

Well said.

Fucking is powerful.

We're giving fucking a chance.

Pussy power.

Pussy power.

Now show me your pussy power, babe.

And now I'm going to show you the weapon
that's going to win war against war.

You know what that is, don't you?

Um, it's a peace sign.

No.

It's how you eat pussy.

Oh.

Hmm.

Oh!