Original subtitles

Do you boy-scouts really call yourselves pirates?

My pilot pounds my ass

harder than you guys do.

And he has a brittle bone disease!

What's your excuse?

Small wonder you all prance around out here

in the Terminus Systems.

Who'd ever expect you to be able to actually work for a living?

[Today's anal provided by the On Wednesdays We Wear Phoenix gang]

When it takes an entire crew of you

just to figure out how to fuck a woman?

Do you think we can hurry this along?

In case you haven't noticed

There's a Reaper invasion going on

that I intend to stop.

And I don't have time to babysit a bunch of wimps playing pirate.

How pathetic.

I'm Commander Shepard and this is the sorriest gang-bang I've ever been a part of.

Can't even go two minutes

without you guys nutting in my ass.

Assuming you last long enough

to fuck my ass at all of course.

C'mon boys I don't have all day.

Let's keep this train moving.

[Heard of a Dutch Oven? This is a Dutch Fire Drill]

Your captain promised to knock me up tonight

But only if I let

all of you have a turn with me first.

[Violation: OSHA 1910.34(c) on Maximum Occupancy]