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On my face, please.

I-I can't believe I really just-

Will you had me my phone please? I-I can't believe I really just-

Will you had me my phone please?

...Oh.

S-sure.

Now even facials are

barely giving any progress.

I need a faster way to get points

during the convention.

Uhh Miss Song?

That's me!

I'm your ride back to your hotel.

Oh... great!

Hey uh, did you hear about that

Ashley-Patterson hack?

Apparently 4-in-5 matches

were done through that 'FuckBuddy' app.

Crazy stuff huh?

I uhh...

I wouldn't know anything about that!

Doesn't surprise me.

That app is great

when you're not looking for anything romantic.

I use it all the time.

No-strings-attached is

just my speed.

I imagine its uhh...

your speed too miss?

I've never looked at it before.

Really?

With how busy you celebrities are

I'd have figured...

Eh well, to each their own.

I'd look into it.

Everyone's using it these days.

I uh-

uhhh

I'll look into it later.

I'm Sorry ma'am.

Our login systems are currently down.

If you'd like to wait

while we work on the issue,

we'll let you know as soon

as the system is back online.

Sure!

I can wait...

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Hana?

Bitzhung?

What are you doing in D.C.?

[hopefully you-I mean what?]

Oh uh, you know...

e-League season is coming to a close.

Coach wants us to practice

on the arena computers.

He still thinks that makes a difference?

Some things never change huh?

With him?

Never.

Take a seat.

Who knows how long they'll take to fix things?

You guys still playing UberGuard?

Nah that game's dead save the

occasional new 'waifu'.

...after smashing through his defensive line Castle-Day's the new big thing now.

...after smashing through his defensive line

All the streamers are playing it. ...after smashing through his defensive line

All the streamers are playing it.

you just rushed into his base and All the streamers are playing it.

you just rushed into his base and

totally blasted him into the ground!

I really miss those days sometimes...

[A pause so pregnant InsideIncognita wants to voice it]

I really miss

you, sometimes.

You made kicking ass look sexy!

[Dramatic Eye-Contact accidents claim dozens of lives each year. Don't be a statistic.]

I should... probably check that.

Maybe they finally fixed the login system?

Oh my...

God, Hana!

I think your ass has

gotten even bigger!

Why do you guys like

my butt so much anyway?

Are you kidding me?

It's just so fucking sexy!

In fact...

I have wanted

to do this...

Since that first tournament

we played together.

Holy fuck!

Look at that!

I've never seen a pussy so wet

FUCK me already!

I hope no one hear-

Look at that ass bounce!

[I want more...] deo go shippeo...

What was that?

I...

want it harder!

I can do that.

[Your dick...] Jaiji-neun...

[...is huge!] ...neomu keuda!

Say it...

in English!

Your...

c- cock is...

HUGE!

You're gonna make me blush

I love hearing you like this Hana

[My brain...] nae noega...

[is melting!] noggoiss-eo!

English.

Please don't stop!

Ohh FUUUUCK!

That...

was...

...amazing.

Huh?

Come... sit on my face

...what?

Plant your pussy on my mouth

and smother me with your fat ass

til I can't breathe.

Uhh...

okay

...I guess?

Are you sure about this?

God yes!

I need my nose in that

ass so fucking badly!

Am I doing it right?

Is this better?

How did I do?

I never believed in an afterlife...

...but I do now.

Cause I just experienced heaven.

Miss Song?

Mister Hung?

We're ready to log you in now

Miss Song, Mister Hung.

Well, this is me.

Yep!

Guess so.

Bitz...

Do you really think my butt is...

...sexy?

Hana...

Everything about you is sexy.

But, your ass?

Your ass is pure perfection.

And Hana?

Please...

Call me Hung.

[The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again" plays]