Original subtitles

Of course I want to open it!

Another trading card?!

OwO what's this

That's a cute outfit!

I bet I can get that in no time...

[Editor's note: The management would like it to be known that those responsible for the previous 'owo' subtitle have been sacked.]

[Alert: New York Tour at Convention Center in 15 Minutes]

Wha-?

THE TOUR!!!

Wajeoseo Gomawoyo! [Love and Happiness]

Thanks for coming!

Do you...

Do you think you could sign this for me D.Va?

Of course!

What the heck...?

Ahh... s-sorry!

Uh-h... that's very... uhh...

...flattering?!

That wasn't...!

Uhhh... you weren't...!

I'll just give this back!

Uhh...

And I'll, uhh...

sign this one instead.

I really hope I didn't offend you...

Don't worry about it!

Thanks!

I umm...

I just...

I didn't...

...thanks.

If you'll all excuse me for a moment...

I will be back in just a few minutes.

WHAT??

That should have been enough!

Get in!

Ah... Oh!

Sure!

Did anyone see you?

I umm...

I don't think so?

Good.

You cannot tell ANYONE about this!

Uh, Of course! Not a soul!

So uh...

What are we doing exactly?

This.

Oh, uh... wow!

I'm.... I'm

Flattered! That you uhh-

It's not personal.

I just want the points!

Arraseoyo? [Do you understand?]

Oh! Uh...

Of course!

So uh...

I've... never done this before...

Have you ever... like...?

Oh... yeah! Uh, totally!

I'm a total expert when it comes to this!

Just keep practicing

til you feel comfortable.

Oh!

Uh... of course!

Uh, I'm sure you've had lots of boyfriends.

What with how popular you are-

Sesange! [I can't believe it?/Oh my gosh!?]

That's... not what I!

Let's just do this!

O-okay!

Can I...

Can I make a request though?

Wha-?

i jaji neun Chinjia koda! [This dick is huge!]

Uhh... what was that?

I didn't quite catch it.

Oh! Nothing, I was... I was just, uh...

It's nothing!

....a-alright....

As... long as you're ok.

Remember: Overthinking

often leads to giving stiff head.

So slow down

Relax...

and just...

...enjoy yourself.

Like this...

"Slow down,"

"Relax,"

"And just enjoy myself."

Ohh my Goddd...

Ah...

I'm gonna...

mwo ra go? [What is this?]

O-oh my gosh!

I-I'm so sorry!

Just give me a little warning next time, ne?

"next time"?

I have a few hours until I need to pack up...

I must be dreaming...

Maybe look up at me?

Oh-h my gosh...

You're so pretty...

Do you think you can... like...

wiggle your butt, too?

Can you...

move your head to the side a bit?

I'm close Miss D.Va...

REALLY close

Ohh god.

I'm gonna-

OHH

Oho my god!

That was...

I can't believe this is actually-

Eo Meo! [Oh my gosh!]

What is it?!

Is everything ok?

Did I do something wrong?

[...can you sign my dick!?"]